/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14855833
ketchup

>>14855833
>glizzy
brb kms

>Pretzel Bun
>Spicy Bratwurst
>Mustard
>Spicy Cheese Sauce
>Jalapenos
>Bacon

That's how I make mine. But the most American thing about Hot Dogs is that you have the freedom to make them however you want.

>>14855836

>>14855836

Niggers ruin everything.

>>14855833
stop calling it a glizzy please

>>14855877
It's what we've called them forever in DC

>>14855878
dc dialect is like 50% gibberish moe

>>14855878
Then you should have known we would mock you for it.

>>14855878
yeah but you're supposed to eat it, not shove it up your ass

>>14855878
stfu nigger nobody cares about your made up ape language.

>>14855886
>>14855887
>>14855894
>>14855895

Glizzy

>>14855919
>souless
soul

>>14855878
>It's what we've called them forever in DC

>>14855926
>ketchup

>>14855926
>>14855919
ahh, much better now

Mac and Cheese Glizzy

It should be plain. A hot dog should stand on the quality of the sausage and bread.

>>14856132
That chart is genuinely terrible. Makes no sense.

>>14855939
That's a nice looking 6" salad sub. Needs some protein, though.

>>14856132
Why am I always chaotic neutral in all of these charts and also in real life

>>14856132
lawful neutral, lawful evil


>>14856153
confirmation bias, also literally the worst alignment

>>14856162
>literally the worst alignment
wrong niggar

You haven't lived until you've had a Street Corn Glizzy

>>14855966
How the actual fuck are you supposed to eat this? I fucking hate Americans

>>14856474
With your hands

>>14856474
>too dumb to figure out how to eat food
>blames Americans

>>14855833
kraut and mustard.

>>14855833
DC has no hot dog culture to speak of. Chicago is objectively best.

>>14856184
>corn on anything
you must be a mexico man

>>14856140
seething boomer

>>14856628

yea, fake ass ppl who say "thats what weve always called em"
glizzy is only from a few summers ago. slang changes all the time. just call it a hot dog.
"haha me and my friends made up a joke name so we can make fun of u for not knowing about it! haha!"
yea, youre really cool and funny and smart. such a rich, cerebral culture

Ketchup, Mustard

Dog should be slightly undercooked and long enough that you can get bun-less bites from both ends

>>14858160
>If I wasn't in the know, it wasn't actually happening

lmao bruh

>>14856622
>Putting whole ass pickle slices instead of relish
>Putting whole ass tomatoe slices instead of ketchup
>Best

>>14856153
because you are a basic-ass bitch.

>>14855833
OP here I'm gay in case that matters.

Reminder that only females cook with premade glizzies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A1bkF4mKM

Anon who made this post >>14858224 here, I forgot to mention that I also suck cock on the reg

>>14855833
my jizzy ;)

>>14858177
lived in dc my whole life with black family block party bbqs. "glizzy" is zoomer shit.

>>14858257
I guarantee you, they were calling you a glizzy gobbler behind your back, colonizer

>>14858241
You eat your own baby batter?

>>14858269
if someone eating food reminds you of gay sex, youre the faggot. no discussion. if you're insecure enough to care, youre a bitch. in any case, im tearing the bites off the thing bc its a neater way of eating. did ppls parents not teach them this? if its too big to fit in your mouth in a single bite, tear/cut whatever your eating, especially breads/sandwiches

>>14858269
i guarantee you ill call u a bitchass jigaboo coon to your face. niggers stink

>>14858313
>Being a self-admitting glizzy gladiator

>>14856628
I think that's more Japanese, especially on pizzas.

The japs have a fixation with corn, maybe its the corn cobs?

>>14855833
>used to work days instead of nights
>A local hotdog vendor, super cool guy would be catering on monday
>Cheap prices, good food always had a unique special
>Elvis Dog, Pizza Dogs, etc

Got fired for attendance, reapplied for nightshift due to higher pay, and apparently he doesn't cater there anymore. I miss having a decent place to get hotdogs in a smaller city. Especially experimental special ones.

blacks are the best source of entertainment! glizzy stuff is
soooo funny! me and my friends are always sending worldstar links and glizzy gladiator memes! haha! Baby James! Funny dance moves! Prison Chef! Cumtown african guy compilation! Chester stone! sheeeeeeeeuit!! hahah

Juuni Ban hot dog
>12 smoked cheese bratwurst
>Butter teriyaki grilled onions
>Maitake mushrooms
>Wagyu beef
>Foie Gras
>Shaved black truffles
>Caviar
>Japanese mayo

Costs $169 plus tax and had to be ordered two weeks in advance

Is no longer available because Tokyo Dog doesn't do business anymore

>>14858342
>raziel_at_balcony.jpg

>>14858374
that sounds pretty good.
I can see the caviar just being on there to be pretentious and the foie gras makes no sense since it would be too similar to the actual dog, but the rest sounds great.

Isn't Washington DC the pedo capital of the world?

I haven't had one in years, but a Super Duper Weenie is the king of glizzies

>>14858374
that sounds like a cluster fuck of complex flavors not even worth the confusion for that price

>>14858556

Anyone else like to char their buns? I think it hads a lot to the experience.

>>14858374

Given the amount of Caviar and Wagyu I'm seeing in that picture on the left, 170 dollars might actually be a bargain. Those are huge dollops of caviar

>>14858195
>instead of relish

>>14858588

Sweet relish is always preferable to sour dickles that have bitter skin

>>14855833
on a good day i put mayo, mustard, relish, onion, and american cheese product

>>14858625
Why did you put ice on it?

>>14855833
mustard and hot sauce is my go-to for simple dogs
maybe add some onions if I'm feeling fancy

>>14858645
>hot sauce
Excuse me?

>>14858681
Goes surprisingly well on a hot dog with mustard
Tabasco is good too
Frank's is okay

>>14858196
>mom look at me I'm a lawful evil based cool guy mom look
Shutup fart guzzler

>>14855833
>wrap Weiner in bacon
>cook
>put bacon wrapped Weiner in hot dog bun
>add baked beans

>>14858983
Trust me

>>14855833
I want to speak like the black people too haha they ar so cool :)

>>14855878
>dc
a bunch of parasites living off our taxes

You should call it a gift and be thankful you aren't being murdered in your homes

i like to put sriracha and ketchup on my hotdog. then roasted onion and shredded mozzarella cheese

>>14858459
You haven't lived until you've tried some of their pizza.

>>14855833
>>14855919
>>14855939
>>14856184
>>14858374

Why are you doing this to a hot dog? Should the main point of a hot dog be the sausage? I feel like the bread is simply a vessel carring the glorious meat, with some sauces as an accessory. All of these are just bukets of goop. 3 different liquids, vegetables, things fried in oil (soggy), melted cheese etc..... Those are not foods anymore. Just heaps of ingridients mashed together so your instagramm clique can be jelly.

>>14860031

lmao, learn to fucking live a little, you sound like an actual cuck

>>14860034
but why mix all those flavors? you dont get to enjoy any of them. Its like those burger gifs. were the burger is stacked way to high to eat, drenched in 4 sauces, and finally being poured over with liquid american cheese. Thats not a fun experience. Its no fun to eat, it doesnt taste like anything. So why do it? just so you can tell people about it, or show them your gay pictures of it? When you go to a buffet to eat, do you take a fork and spoon at the end and just mix and mash all the different things together`? I hope not...

>>14860052

Literally shut the fuck up and live a little, cuck

>>14858576
I like the way you shitpost son.

>>14859800
Tastelet

>>14855852
Fuck off mudslime cunt

>>14860061
projecting your insecurities instead of finally telling your bull to stop fucking your ass aswell.....sad....many such cases

>>14855833
a garbage bag

>>14858627
Onions retard...

>>14860052
>When you go to a buffet to eat, do you take a fork and spoon at the end and just mix and mash all the different things together`?
Not him, but I do this with mac and cheese and mashed potatoes with the assorted shrimps and meats

>>14856555
>>14856607
>hands and face covered in mac and cheese
>everyone claps

>>14860150
Hurrrr
Try grabbing it by the bun, you utter retard

>>14860152
I cant ya dingus it covering fucking cheese sauce.

>>14860052
>>14860031
What a sad, tasteless life you must live

>>14860169
I really dont know what i expected in posting an opinion on /ck/ while americans are awake. My own fault I guess

>>14860081
Get lost christcuck dogfucker.

shit thread

>>14858698
i do louisiana hot sauce and mr mustard

>>14859019
Seriously, all these fucking mulatto zoomer faggots use the same niggerisms

>>14855833
filtered and saged
fuck you nigger

>>14861975
never tried mister mustard, looks interesting

>>14855919
would eat

>>14855966
too much

>>14855877
Its a fun word i love it

>>14863226
Tail

>>14855919
Dis shyt look bomb, nigga

In West Virginia, we either eat them with just mustard or we eat them with both Chili AND Coleslaw on top.

I've never seen anyone back home eat a chili dog without also putting coleslaw on.

>>14861121
go swing a chicken you semitic babycock mangler

long dotdog :)

>>14865054
Why are they wearing so much makeup?

>>14865132
gotta look good for hoddog :)

>>14865132
Why aren't you ugly ass.

>>14860150
Literally most of that outside bun is dry

For me, it's the Big Bacon Cheese Dog

>>14858563
>$169 dollars is beyond someones reach

>>14862200
move on memes change and people grow up imagine being mad about an almost 20 year old website not staying the same as it was in 2006

>>14860150
rent free and enjoying food more than you.

>>14867027
Perhaps not, but a hot dog from a restaurant that isn't in business anymore IS beyond most people's reach.

>>14855939
Just fucking die you heretic moron veggiecunt

>>14858997
Is that a dip dog?

>>14855833
looks the same going in as it do ging out

>>14855833
>tfw an american is fat near me

>>14860061
>>14858374
>>14855919
These look overstuffed as fuck. All those toppings are just going to spill everywhere as soon as you eat it.

>>14855966
Is it glizee or glitsee?

>>14858374
>charge $170 a hotdog in 2 weeks
>go our of business

>>14855833

Your blood as I shoot a hole in your fucking head for calling a hot dog "glizzy".

>>14858374
>Is no longer available because Tokyo Dog doesn't do business anymore

Wonder how that happened and if charging $170 for a hotdog had anything to do with it.

>>14855966
sloppa

>>14855878
>we

Why do transplants pretend to be from here?

>>14856132
for me it's onion and sauerkraut

>>14871243
Why would you admit to staying in DC?

>>14871250
Because I'm from here, retard.

>>14858092
Aww is the zoomer snowflake upset I didn't like their chart?

>>14855833
>Glizzy meme
Faggot zoomers.

Love me some danger dogs though. Any dog wrapped in bacon and fried, started by Mexican street vendors if I'm not mistaken. Here's one that's well cooked but terribly wrapped, better additions are: grilled peppers, onions, salsas, tomatillos, pickled vegetables, tomato, or the classic American sauerkraut and mustard.