/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I recently got a bit taken aback by a friend of my gf using copious amounts of hot sauce in the dish I expertly improvised (and already had chili in). I find it bizarre to season something you didn't taste beforehand.
Ended up too hot for her.

>>14826091
Every god damn year I have to cook a thanksgiving or christmas dinner. every god damn year my brother and his girlfriend comes over, and every god damn year she would not eat the gravy I made because it was or was not made like her dad, did or did not make it, or some such bullshit like that. I use the method Alton brown suggest for making gravy which results in ultra smooth and silky perfect gravy.

I used drippings from the meat and flavor it with small amounts of powdered onion (if there is no onion that was cooked with the meat).

Every god damn year she looks at it like it's bowl of dog turds.

Ask my brother what her deal is? he says she only eats instant gravy from a packet that he makes and she thinks I put mushrooms in my gravy and it's not the right color. WTF.jpg

Next god damn year I make the gravy but add caramel coloring so it's the right color and make sure she knows it doesn't have mushrooms in it. Ironically I look up the ingredients of her favorite powdered shit gravy and it's mostly mushrooms.

She still won't eat it. Everyone else loves the gravy.

It takes 3 or 4 more holiday meals before my brother convinces her to try the gravy. when she does she looks like she's being forced to eat a turd sandwich grimacing and making all sorts of faces.

She tastes the gravy and fucking loves it! DUH! stupid bitch. teeth missing hillbilly moron.

>>14826690
She may have been looking for something quirky to do in order to stand out and attract attention. I think people that aren't great at conversation can rely on these sort of tricks to try and make a lasting impression, as shitty as it may have been for you.

>>14826690
Ex girlfriend's mom used to make gravy by burning dry flour (just flour) in a pan, then strirring in water. That's it. Burnt flour and water. Consistency of toothpaste with doughy lumps. Burnt flour flavor. I made real gravy for Thanksgiving for them once. Everyone gave me dirty looks, but no one tasted it. It was delicious. I went back to pretending I didn't know how to cook. It's better that way sometimes.

>>14826738
no she's borderline retarded. never got any further than freshman in high school.

speaks with a texas accent even though she hasn't lived in texas for 25 years.

She once cried when we were at a 5 & diner because the Chicken club sandwich came without bacon.

She was at an event and ordered hot chocolate and when it came without marshmallows she started crying.

She had 2 kids 20 years ago and gave them up after they were born because she didn't know how to take care of them.

She is not attractive, the song "rolly polly little bat faced girls" describes her.

>>14826091
I cooked for an ex once and she was disgusted by the fact that I used coconut oil to sauté onions and garlic. I think her reasoning was the saturated fats would be harmful to consume.

I recently made a miso carrot cake (which really tasted like a salted caramel carrot cake) and my family did not like it at all. In my defense, they're all Amerilards that consume an alarming amount of processed foods + sugars.

Everyone lies as says my cooking is good. This behavior doesn't stop at culinary experiences either. I don't even get upset and strive to improve and get critique but people are extremely uptight polite around me.

I know because I've tarnished food to shit and they still insist it's fine. Apparently I must have had a freak out at some point and suppressed the memory so hard I can't understand their fear. I guess this is what living with mental illness is.

I don’t cook for plebs anymore and since earth is populated mostly with plebs it means I rarely cook for anyone but myself and my dog and soon my teenage virgin waifu with olive skin and green eyes

one time I offered some of my garden cherry tomatoes to my friends and one of them bit half of it and tossed the rest

still holding a grudge about it was about 2 years ago

>>14828250
>green eyes

>>14828258
I grew tomatoes once I only got a few big ones, best tomatoes ever. I offered on to my sister. She wouldn't eat it because "it came from the dirt".

>>14827703
>used coconut oil to sauté onions and garlic
Retard alert.

>>14828269
But it tastes good anon :(
Why shouldn't I cook with coconut oil?

>>14828285
you totally should, I make ghee and add coconut oil to make it last longer. no one can tell the difference.

It's the best oil for popping corn. Don't use it in pastries or cakes and cookies, it makes weird textures.

>>14828299
Nice I'm making popcorn in a few days, I haven't tried it with coconut oil but i'll try it this time around. Thanks for the rec.

I like to make mushroom Risotto with cut up onions and diced chives.
I wanted to make some for my sister, bro-in-law, and their kids when I came to stay with them for a couple weeks. They told me the only way they will eat it is if I remove the mushrooms and all the other ingredients besides the rice and broth. So I basicly only made them rice soaked and cooked in chicken broth...

>>14828267
im gobsmacked

>>14826091

I was seeing a girl around October-November last year. I would travel to her apartment frequently to spend the night, and one of the first things I noticed was that her pan wasn't very clean. Well, one morning after I had spent the night with her, I went to go and pay for my parking, and when I returned she told me she had cooked me an omelette. I didn't even look at it. I knew her pans were dirty and I knew the bitch couldn't cook. I told her I wasn't eating it and she cried. I said, "Your pan isn't clean." She said, "B-b-but I cooked it for you!" Then she started wailing like a baby. I said, "Well, I'm not eating it. You should've asked me if I wanted something to eat before making it." Fucking disgusting pig. There was dust everywhere as well. Good pussy though.

I had to stay with my brother for a few months when things went sour for me, and to pay my room and board I would cook all the dinners and do all the random work around the house.

I'm the only one who cooks well in my family so they were thrilled with my food. One time my brother had a business partner over for a weekend of beers and BBQ. I cooked dinner for all of us, steaks with thyme, butter sauce, mashed potatoes and crispy brussels sprouts, with apple crisp for dessert.

After dinner his friend started to clear the table and my brother got super mad, said leave everything because I clear the table. They then retired to the veranda for cognac and cigars

>>14828267
is your sister autistic?

>>14828299
I made oven fries with coconut oil once. Tasted fine, but came roiling out of my ass a few hours later.

>>14827703
not gunna lie that combo sounds revolting, guy
oil choices are whatever but that cake sound genuinely inducing

>>14829586
Y'know this seems very petty but you were there and I wasn't, so I'm gunna hope you made the right call.

>>14829611

I can feel the aura of suffering in this. Like you're a servant, barely a person. Cinderella shit.

>>14830214
I eventually had to move out, it was getting unhealthy

>>14829586
how do you know she didnt wash the pan before using it retard

I tend to make party food when guests come over for big events. My all-star dish is calico beans. I spent literal years perfecting my mom and grandma's takes on it so that it has just the right amount of tang.

But I've got this food snob friend that took all the wrong lessons from those YouTube "gourmet" recipe videos and has this idea in his head that if it isn't fancy it's dogshit. And he HATES my calico beans. Never even tried them, he just says the smell is revolting in how sickeningly sweet it is. He cannot be in a room with the stuff without turning into an autistic mess that goes around gossiping to everyone present about all the horrid stuff he imagines I put in there. I actually had to ban him from our group's movie night for a significant span of time because one night I spooned him up some to try and convince him to try a bite, and he got so mad he threw my entire crackpot into the trash can.

>>14830240
I know.

>>14830240
I beat her until she admitted it

>>14829611
When you pay rent like an adult you'll be able to enjoy cigars and cognac like an adult

>>14826091
Just don't fry stuff wearing only boxers, I have a little scar to prove that to myself from when I was in a rush to get something done for my ex, that's also a reason don't be in a rush for any girl, she'll use it against you. Live and learn.

>>14828262
>>14828250
My mom used to get catcalls all the time even in her old age, blonde, white, green eyes. If I didn't know her and saw a picture of her I'd think, what a hottie as most heterosexual males would.

>>14828267
Maybe it was because it was from you and she just didn't want to admit that something from her brother was good.
Sisters can be weird like that.

When I was a teen, I made a chicken parm for my abusive father on father's day and he threw it at the wall because I left a can for my dog to lick on the floor.

>>14830502
Hopefully he didn't make you clean it up.

>>14830472
I'm not him, but it had nothing to do with Cognac and cigars. Watch The Experiment with Adrien Brody and Forest Whitaker and that will explain everything.

>>14830472
I've never met an adult that drank cognac it's all ill-informed young blacks that think Hennessy is worth forty fucking dollars.

>>14828258
I had a similar story, one of my neighbors grew a ton of cherry tomatoes and kept trying to give them away to me. I kept declining and one day I go out to get the mail and the box is filled with the things.

>>14826738
An ex used to flash me while trying to cook or playing darts, needless to say it was distracting and I'd miss cooking timings and for darts hit the wall sometimes instead of the dart board. She was an evil bitch!

>>14830502
>letting your dog lick sharp edges of a can
Your father had every right to be upset

>>14828776
Why hasn't anyone mentioned flavacol yet?

>>14826763
You don't change the way you learnt to speak just because you move away from the area.

>>14829618
They're sisters, they're all goofy but ya gotta love em.

>>14830813
"Gold Medal" is written right there on the box so you know its good.

>>14830375
She was probably just shouting "yes" because she was having the most intense orgasm of her life. Women love being dominated like that.

>>14826740
I don't understand
no one tried the decent gravy because ?

>>14830814
yes you do retard

>>14826091
Cooking for other people os horrible, especially when you have to do it in their shitty kitchens with literally no decent pans or tools.

Normally people love it. All my relatives know about my food and want it when we meet.
My gf always complains about how I do it, how long it takes and how it tastes.
I don't really want to cook for her any more but she always says she wants it so much because she likes the kind of dishes I make and she can't cook it.

>>14830240
You just need to look at the egg to know.

>>14830941
No idea about your relationship, but it feels more like she just wants to boss you around. She sounds like a bitch.

i cooked a roommate fettucini alfredo (or rather, cooked myself a bunch and offered her a plate because there's always a ton). i told her it wouldnt be quite as thick and rich as normal alfredo because i use neufchatel and almond milk (health reasons). she sat at the kitchen bar, shook a little extra salt and pepper on it, then rolled her fork up in a bunch of noodles and took a bite. she gave me a thumbs up and i smiled, put away the leftovers, and carried my plate to my room. i come back out to wash it off and all of her pasta's been dumped in the trash can.

felt horrible then and still kind of stings now. guess im over sensitive

>>14827709
theyre just being kind and recognize youre working hard

>>14830980
neufchatel in alfredo? how does that work? do you put the rind in as well or just scoop out the cream?
i assume you just heat up some milk and add the cheese in to melt it, right?

>>14830991
oh sorry, it's americanized neufchatel so it's pretty much functionally the same as cream cheese--not at all like french style

>>14829586
The pan was W E L L S E A S O N N E D

the first and only time i made a meal for my family, it was 3 gallons of loaded potato soup while i was visiting from out of town.
did literally everything myself, only to have my drunk bastard father sneak into the kitchen while i was taking a break and dump in a pound of instant mashed potatoes because "it's not thick enough" & he had the nerve to complain it was too salty later. i don't cook for them anymore.

i do go to my grandparents' house and cook for them pretty often though. my grandpa usually has a new recipe to share with me, or leftovers to send home with me. he's had a hard life, and cooking food is the only thing keeping him from blowing his fucking brains out, so i try to make sure to bring over tasty treats for him when i visit.

>>14830808
Don't know man, that sounds cute.

>>14830997
no worries, i've never actually had neufchatel myself, i just googled it and saw it was a rind cheese like brie

>cook for my ex
>make general tso chicken
>too spicy for her

she liked my cooking other than when I did spicy dishes. I miss cooking for other people

>>14830980
i'd be so mad. if she didn't want it, why wouldn't she just say that and put the rest in with the other left overs? wasteful cunt.

>>14830933
Not to the point that locals don't continue to regard your accent as foreign.

>>14827709
I enjoy baking, but I always feel like everyone is just saying it's good to not upset me.
Now cakes are easy to make taste well, it's mostly sugar and cream or a jam or chocolate spread anyways, all you have to do is not fuck up the sponge and the filling is almost always good.
Mine always comes out looking like shit, every time, even if I try to take my time with the decorating and make it look pretty, yet people insist they' look good enough to put in a bakery.

>>14826091
My sister never tastes what I bake and I don't know why, feel like I can't ask her, I baked for her wedding even, people where searching for me to get my recipes, but she had none.
I used to tell myself that it was only because she wanted to watch her figure, but she eats other peoples cakes if anyone else makes something.
If I bring a cake to a family gathering and her own husband says it's delicious and that she should try some she'll go find a piece, then take one sliver of cake on a fork and barely put it in her mouth before leaving the rest to be thrown away.
I want to know why she doesn't eat anything I make, but I would seem like a sulky bitch if I confronted her about it.

>>14830808
based bullygf

>>14831168
Many cases here sound like people just happened to serve assholes, but this case just seems different. Maybe she ate so much of these specific cake recipes that she is tired of it. Specially if it is a family recipe.

Maybe she saw you doing something and always associate your food with that traumatizing moment.

>>14829611
Quite right.

>>14826091
"It's too spicy"

>>14826690
The best was back when I had a smoker I would smoke the bird then use the smoked drippings to make the gravy. It was great with masked purple potatoes.

>>14826091
>Invite my mom over and cook a meal for her
on mother's day.

>She dies a few months later.

I knew she was very sick so I wanted to do something special for her. So at least I have one happy memory from all this 2020 bullshit.

And no, not the 'rona. She had crazy amounts of health issues including gradually failing kidneys.

>>14827703
Lard
Ghee
Butter
Olive oil

These are the acceptable choices. Avocado oil if you want no added flavor.

>>14831168
Cake sucks anon. Baking powder levened sweatbread is stupid.

>>14826091
My gf's OCD has prohibited her from eating anything but a small selection of food from when she was a child for years. I've been cooking for her all the time since COVID started since we ended up living together for a bit. I'd say once every 3 weeks she'd end up crying because she appreciated someone actually caring about her and helping her with her shit.
However she also has the funniest reactions to trying things since she has tried so little such as calling Moscow Mule's spicy or that my shredded beef tacos tasted 'clinical'

>>14829611
Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

>>14830547
This. At least have a selection of bourbons and scotch. You may as well just drink E&Js if you're drinking cognac. There is an eastern yuropeen plum brandy I've had that is a nice digestif though.

>>14831702
>not the 'rona
Won't be shocked if they still label the death to be "COVID-related" somehow just to keep putting the numbers up.

>>14830547
I’ll have to agree with this statement. I have never once meet an adult that said they enjoyed cognac over anything else, and the only person I know who ever bought a bottle is my cousin for southern California
I’m a bean by the by, so obviously tequila is the favorite in my family but even when I talk to white folk about booze they never mention cognac

>>14831721
God that's an awful hangover. If you think whiskey makes your mouth dry and thirsty a cigar makes that worse and the headache worse.

>>14831721
god i love dishonoured

>>14829618
no, but at the time she was a druggy, and apperently did not understand where vegetables come from. I blame the schools.

>>14830814
yes you do. My mother was born in texas and lived there till she was 12, when she moved away she lost her accent in high school.

>>14831903
>sister a druggy
>too stupid to not understand that food doesn't magically just appear from shit
>somehow it's "the school's" fault
Your entire family should be hung, absolute wastes of air and space. Your education should come from family first, what did your drug parents not care enough to show you a fucking farm?

>>14831939
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say
in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions
on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather
kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

>>14831951
Just proves my point further, hick trash kek

>>14830243
Damn this sounds like a lot of carbs but I've got to try it. Also your friend is a fucking sperg.

>>14831974
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a
weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

>>14832023
I think other anon is correct you and your family are retards and are best fit for the gallows

>>14831009
Based grandpa. Me and mine will sometimes throw a few fish in a smoker while spending the hours drinking whisky and feasting on leftover meats from his fridge.

>>14831804
I like cognac when I want something othen than wine with salami or mild blue cheeses.

>>14829586
Why do you men date women you fucking hate. You are a faggot

>>14832414
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this
world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the
puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in
recognition of what they had done.

>>14831706
Based

>>14830547
It pairs really well with Cigars, I'd try it if I were you. Can't imagine drinking it sans cigars though.

>>14832660
the eternal sans poster

>>14830516
He did.
>>14830810
She's never complained.

>>14828267
Kek that’s pretty bad

>>14829611
That’s just rude

>>14829611
damn, i bet he went hard on your bussy later that evening

>>14831702
I’m sorry man

>>14832614
thx for the giggles anon

>>14831168
She's just seething at your skills. Lmao.

>>14831804
I tried Cognac once (drank the whole bottle, kek) and enjoyed it. It was $60 for a 700ml bottle though. I can't justify buying that over a litre of Brandy for $40.

>>14826091
>be me
>bitch comes in for dinner
>REEEEE i'm not done
>fix her some quick random salad while i finish up
>she loves it
>lobster is done, it tastes amazing
>finish the second course, time for the panna cotta
>she follows me into the kitchen
>shes grabs my cock and gets on her knees and starts blowin

The only differences between cooking for myself vs. cooking for other people is that I'm less organized so it takes longer and the flavor doesn't come out the same as when I cook only for myself.

I usually cook for the family whenever my mom isn't feeling up to it. I'd like to say I'm pretty good as there's usually no leftovers. Look forward to cooking for me and my gf

I just want to be a house husband

>>14826107
>I find it bizarre to season something you didn't taste beforehand.
I'd assume your gf's friend likes spicy food but her family doesn't, so she's used to food being brought to the table bland as fuck and she just reflexively adds hot sauce out of the assumption that that's just how food is served.

>>14826091
On multiple occasions I've had people claim a party was a potluck and then people just bring pre-bought stuff (one time I showed up and it was a table of nothing but chips). Anyway I brought bruscheta once and all the white girls at that party apparently talk about it all the time according to my one friend. Idk why it's nothing special

>>14826690
This reminds me
>Dinner at my arts workshop
>Bring homemade fallafel, hummus and tzaziki
>Totally not for attention vegan girl shows up with some carrots, cucumbers and dip because she is vegan so she brought vegan food
>Everyone eating my food
>Everyone loves it
>Hey, you know fallafel and hummus is vegan
>She won't touch my food and looks butthurt
>Nobody ate her shitty cucumbers

>>14827703
Miso is hit or miss
I wouldn't use coconut oil for onions and garlic either, I can't express why but it doesn't sound allright to me

>>14827703
What kind of miso did you use? How much? I'm not sure if i'm disgusted or intrigued. Depends on your answers.

>>14831951
>>14832023
>>14832614
Idk why but this had me keeled over.

>>14828258
I don't like cherry tomatoes

>>14828299
I tried adding some coconut oil to my brownies once and came out fine

>>14831168
Self conscious because she can't make them

>>14835666
Nice try, Satan.

>>14826091
See things about this at the Black Museum, coursty of Scotland Yard.
black museum
https://archive.org/details/OTRR_Black_Museum_Singles

>>14834040
So she's too stupid to realize the whole world aren't her parents? Can't imagine how she survives.

>>14832830
It's okay. She was in agony towards the end. She told me as much. If she made it she would have been in long term care and she absolutely, positively did not want that.

Still, I would have really liked to make her another meal.

https://youtu.be/0DRkQ8S1Kwk

Thanks, Townshend. You made momma smile. :)

>>14826690
Why do you care about some stupid whore with a bad palate?

>>14835765
Beware you may away with murder but th ghost will always haunt you, I've never dont that myself yet I know what will happen.
~~~ Lt inspector Columbo

>>14827703
My mom used to cook every thing in coconut oil, even eggs. It's not disgusting, just gives a slight coconut flavor. I will never understand how pretentious and close minded people are to food. Try it and see if you like it. Don't just be disgusted and start bullshitting why.

>>14835784
Don't think too badly of your mom, mine for instance thought the best for her kids, she's not around anymore and she's missed. You only get one mom and that's what it is.

>>14829473
Why do people in this thread act like personal chefs? In my family they cook food, you eat it. You don't request food. If they make one if your favorites it's as a nice gesture. You appreciate and enjoy what they make, and eat 5 plates and take home leftovers.

Granted I'm Hispanic, so it's impossible for the food to taste bad since they weren't Americanized. Picky eaters got bad looks from everybody and don't get invited back.

>>14835784
When you're a little kid you might think that your mom is the bad guy but when you get a bit older you'll understand that she's just trying to teach you about the real world.

>>14832579
>>14829586
This. Men marry women they can't stand, fuck women they hate, dare women they think are disgusting. Either help them change with subtle comments or stop rolling around in their filth.

>>14835810
There's no other type of woman and they can't change.

man, I don't know how people can function with such ungrateful, fussy assholes
just reading these stories makes my fucking blood boil
I'd lose my fucking shit if someone was being this rude and ignorant
really fucking glad to basically be a hermit

>>14830243
Why are you friends with an asshole?

>>14835763
Its quite normal to bring childhood habits into adult life, I think you are simply a bit pissy

>>14835799
So you're hispanic, is that supposed to mean something to anyone? Do you want a pigeon shitting on your head or something?

>>14830243
you should have decked him in the damn mouth

>>14830808
She flashed you in front of you friends and family. What a whore!

>>14835817
Good, loose your shit you bitch, you haven't been specific about anything. Maybe you need some toilet papers for your shit bald head.

>>14835834
what the hell are you even on about, nigger ?

>>14835832
Yeah, she did degenerate. That's why I didn't marrry her, that said I was stupid to fall in love.

>>14835839
Go clean your head. You wont get absolution here.

>>14831713
His sister eats every other cake except his you retard

>>14832942
>puts her food filled mouth on your dick
Wtf

>>14835842
take your fucking meds and get off the computer, Kevin

>>14835853
Thanks but no.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Af7ayYIJ9w
Buzzcocks - Ever Fallen In Love (With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve?)

>>14835789
>>14835809
You guys misunderstand. My mom's a chef, all her food was delicious. I was just describing the effects of coconut oil.

>>14835824
Most white people can't cook. This thread shows it too. Pigeon shit probably tastes better than what your sorry mother can make in pan.

>>14835824
Other races discipline their children and have manners. God forbid an adult goes to a family dinner and behaves petty. The fact that anybody let's it happen is disgraceful. Learn how to be respectful.

>>14835866
You're full of shit and you know it, where does your bullshit come from?

>>14835866
You're clearly a bitch that's been watching way too much tv.

>>14835866
Unwind yourself nigger, you wont get any reparations here.

>>14830814
You can if you want to

>>14830933
it actually depends.
if you move out of a place when youre young then you'll lose the accent, if you live there for 20+ years then move out youre way more likely to hang onto the accent.

>>14831148
Low self-esteem? If it's good for you it should be enough. Don't seek people's validation. Take their compliments as gifts.

>>14831168
does she know you browse this site
>>14826091
just a couple weeks ago made some cajun fish sliders and loaded adobo mcdonalds fries for a work friend chilin at my place who's always dosed up on adderall. so no appetite. when it wore off he didn't even like spicy food but gobbled it all up.
>tfw

>>14834040
Yes, that sounds like the most reasonable reason why she'd do something like that.
I'm not mad towards her though, I was just intrigued on the moment.

>>14835866
They give you niggers internet time in prison?

>"I made some food for someone and that didn't like it!"
>"wow...How could they? How rude and ignorant"
People have different taste buds, get over yourselves losers. There's also the possibility that you weren't as good a cook you thought you were. Life isn't like your little Japanese cartoons where you can cure cancer and make people cry over your rice dish. In real life, it's just fucking food and most people will think it's okay at best, while others will hate it for no reason at all.

>cooking for my parents
>my dad seems pretty happy
>my mom says everything is too spicy

use half a teaspoon of black pepper?
>too spicy
use salt
>too spicy
make delicious hungarian goulash, avoid using hot paprika and chilli even though it would be really great
>the meat is nice and tender but it's too spicy
oh yeah I used mild paprika powder, silly me

>>14836659
Maybe she's sensitive to spices. Did you ever think that?

>>14831804
The stigma against brandy is a purely american invention.

>>14836659
>she hates spices
>anon cooks with strong spices
>"wtf why does she hate my cooking?? What a picky Bitch"
You're a fucking moron. I think a 4 year old could cook better than you.

>>14836778
>salt and pepper are strong spices

>>14826091
my mother was a very poor cook. not the worst, but her go-dishes were beef ricearoni, overbaked BBQ chicken and lil smokies in BBQ sauce. she did, however, make a very good oxtail soup. she was a single mother so I imagine she just didn't have time to make a good meal every night.

when i got to be around 13, i expressed an interest in cooking and she fully supported my decision, even went so far as to spend some of our meager grocery funds on the ingredients i needed to make food. around a year later, I was the one who cooked dinner for us every night and she absolutely loved it, every dish I put out. I know some of my meals probably weren't the best, but she supported me anyways. she gave me the confidence to apply for a cooking job at 16, and here I am at 29yr old, working at a high class hotel, doing the job I love.

thanks mom

>>14836879
wholesome

>>14836879
Wholesome and mompilled. Thanks for the story anon

>>14836778
>anon cooks with strong spices
>salt, pepper, mild paprica

>>14836879
You're a damn good son and a damn good man and don't let anybody tell you any different.

>>14835866
>black people cook they food like dis
>AND WHITE PEOPLE COOK THEY FOOD LIKE DIS

>>14831714
wholesome

>>14836879
Faith in humanity: restored

My friends always say my cooking is good, no matter how shit it is. My mother will always critique my cooking, and then say it's good anyway, no matter the quality.

>>14830543
I don't watch movies with jews in them anymore, just give us a rundown

>>14832579
>Why do you men date women you fucking hate
Because the pussy game ridiculous

>>14826091
Not me but I had an 80 year-old coworker who was out playing with his friends in the neighborhood in 1945 when he was around 10 years old. One of his friends' moms made him a sandwich. Just a simple lettuce and tomato sandwich with an ample supply of mayo applied to the bread. It was the 40's and he was hungry so of course he didn't complain, but then his friend's mom started getting all smug.
"Good sandwich, huh? I bet you don't have sandwiches like that everyday. You dont have to tell me I'm a good cook, sweetie. I know." she said with her hands on her hips.
To reiterate it's just a lettuce, tomato, and mayo sandwich. There's no cooking involved. No human being should be this smug about a sandwich this simple to cobble together. All the while as she was speaking he was chewing slowly just thinking to himself "What the fuck is this bitch saying"

>>14836879
You mom is a piece of shit. My mom raised 3 kids as a single mother as is an amazing cook. Cooked for us, made us lunches for school, high quality ingredients.

Your mother is just lazy and stupid, and you became successful out of it.

>>14835879
>>14835880
>>14835884
>>14836235
>>14837134
Absolutely seething.
Don't worry, you all keep posting about how your families can't cook, and it proves my point every day.

>>14837486
>my family lived off welfare checks and I'm proud of it
lol

>>14831714
Be careful, if you fix her she'll realise she can do better than you and trade up

>>14829611
That sort of behavior would make the guest feel uncomfortable too. Is your brother autistic as well?

>>14830240
If the eggs are covered in black specs or smudges without any obvious signs of burning then the pan was dirty.

>>14835853
Kek

>>14837416
Position of power over another goes to one's head.

>>14831168
I've seen this before, and she likely has repressed sexual feelings towards you.
You should hit on her as a joke to see if she does.

>>14838219
yes

>>14836879
you're too wholesome for this degenerate thread.

>>14831694
I hit my brother with a single shake of red pepper in a giant ass batch of irish stew tonight and he picked up on it immediately and asked if I had spiced it different. I played dumb and told him that I must have added too much black pepper. Lol he needs a bit of spice in his diet. It's good for the immune system.

>>14826091

>be me, 19
>used to be a fat fucker because parents are morbidly obese and have been since my younger brother was born
>whole life mum and dad were rotating shitty diets
>never any kind of portion control or exercise, though
>moved out to uni and decided to cease being obese
>learn how to cook well for myself
>lose about 50lbs that year despite otherwise being a lazy alcoholic uni student
>visit home
>bring this super low-calorie chilli i learned to make
>dad tries it
>''anon, that's amazing! you should make it for us''
>honestly think for a moment that maybe this will actually help them
>make it
>everyone is seemingly enjoying it
>dad goes to the fridge
>''anon, it's definitely missing something''
>pulls out the mayo
>dumps like a cup of mayo on top of the chilli
>''ahhhh, much better''
>mfw

>>14839016
No two people are not on fire.

>>14839669
Fat fucks dislike things that aren’t calorie dense. If they find something they enjoy the taste of but isn’t dense they will think something is wrong and add something to it that is calorie dense. They are fucked because their brain finds anything that is full of calories to be tasty.