/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what's NL?

>>14829051
Netherland (holland if you must)

>>14829057
never heard of it

>>14829064
>American detected.

Donald? Is that you?

>>14829003
Yes I like smoked eel. I also like pickled herrings. Tough to get quality versions of either where I live, but particularly the eel.

>>14829076
yeah whats up

>>14829003
Eel are an amazingly reclusive species. We only have the faintest idea of their reproductive cycle.

>>14829003
is there any particular reason northern yuros need to have all their food look as pale and sickly as possible?

>>14829064
You've never heard of Netherlands?

>>14829057
You mean north belgium

>>14829003
I made a special device, a hose, that allows me to fart directly inside my vagina.

The gas from my bean burrito. Transferred. The ultimate indulgence.

>>14829479
sounds made up to me

>>14829003
Haring is veel lekkerder poep plas billen diarree pis cholera kanker tyfus hddbfodndn

>>14830318
is this real dutch?

>>14830335
yes

I want to see Belgium, but actually what to see ?

>>14829760
that's concerning

>>14829003
No but a fried eel poboy seems pretty good.

>>14830437
disconcerting even?

>>14829665
I refuse to live on the same planet as B*lgium

>>14829003
Sounds extremely shitty and I love eel

>>14829057
Are yuros so obsessed they're stealing our state abbreviation style now?

I prefer a mackerel sandwich but eel is good as well

>>14830632
will eat in a euro heartbeat

>>14830592
>America invented abbreviation

>>14829463
pale weird food surrounded by madly cheerful and colorful boring objects like wool or painted wooden pegs of unknown use.

>>14829003
No. Now I want to.

>>14830335
Clearly. Why wouldn't it be?

>>14829115
It's obvious. They all squirm out of your mums vag. They're just grownup sperm that have been there for 100 years when she banged a leper

>>14830726
How would you be the person to know that? Do you still have your family jewels? Your dick hasn't fallen off, perchance, has it?

>>14830726
Seems like kinky jap porn, that radioactivity really got to those bug poeple post ww ii. They have no souls so fuck em.

>>14830726
>>14830735
I think it depends on when the fucky was done. If theres no pus and stuff dripping then its not contagious.

>>14830735
>>14830747
It would be pretty freaky if you were fucking some chick and your dick came off in her vag.

What a tight vag?

>>14829003
Yes, we eat that in Northern Germany too. But usually also with lettuce and a slice of tomato.
Most of the time I eat Matjes though, because smoked eel is very expensive.

>>14829003
Smoked eel is fucking best. Have it in a Brötchen or with some panfried potatoes! Try to get your hands on some Zwischenahner Smoortaal if you can!

>>14829003
Smoked eel on good quality bread, is best.

>>14829003
Why are euro sandwiches always so fucking spartan? You don't have to drown it like the yanks do but cmon, if it's bread and meat just skip the second piece of bread.

>>14830755
wtf man dont say that

>>14829003
AT least butter the bread and 'chup it 'up

>>14830318
For me it's mackerel > herring > eel but all three are very pleasant.

>>14829479
Isn't in that place in minecraft?

>>14829064
Ampstradam bro that's where the communists smoke their marijuana and ride bikes to the sex slave emporiums

>>14830485
Based. Fuck belgium. Idiot cunts are the real cause if ww1. They should have genuflected to the autistlands and allowed them to take france without involving big brother britian.

>>14830485
At least wallonia has decent food unlike the whole of the netherlands minus ethnic food

>>14829003
Doesn't sound bad, especially if the eel was smoked, but looks a little dry.

>>14830335
As an American (aka expert in freedom), I believe it is highly possible that this could be a language I don't speak.

>>14829003
Eel is fucking delish but why is it so fucking expensive goddamn

>>14830335
kinda, just type in english with boxing gloves on and you're good

>>14829115
That's not true at all. They're just long fish.

>>14829003
Spaniard here

That shit is good. While living in the Netherlands, I eat one every 3 days

>>14830632
looks fresh, what's the dressing?

>>14831769
Nah, it's true.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eel_life_history

>>14829003
At least in Belgium we cook our eels in a fresh herb sauce instead of just slapping them on white bread.

>>14830335
Kek

>>14833694
>In Belgium we ruin the fish
yeah, we know.

>>14833694
Belgen hebben kanker
Met je herbsauce battieboy

>>14833694
wollah kkr zemmer kkr belgen krijg kkr

>>14829679