/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14828275
>Anyone have this feeling ?
Nope, I have balls.

>>14828275
Why would you want to annoy women who are shopping?

Is she whiirrrring her own fucking jeans?

>>14828287
I dont want to annoy them but when you see a woman whos sexy af you get thoughts in your head, man.

>>14828275
Offer to help with her long division homework

ask them if they have buns for your hot dog haha :)

>>14828275
>Imagine some sweaty gross neckbearded mouthbreather gasping for breath and trying to chat you up while you're looking for a can of tomatoes or something.

>>14828275
I want to snarfle that ass while she makes me a subpar instant ramen noodle

>>14828275
That girl isn’t 18

>>14828430
yeah but the girls I saw shopping today were def over 18.

I mean if I see a cute girl I think “she’s hot” but I feel like especially during COVID that theres a time and a place to hit on girls and grocery shopping isnt it. Although I did meet my ex at Sephora when we were both looking at fragrances and she asked me which one of two I liked better.

I talked to a shelve stocker with a very big ass once and went on a date with her.

>>14828443
I know if you see a girl alone shopping that doesnt mean she doesnt have a husband or bf or kids but if makes them seem more vulnerable or available if you see them alone, no?

>>14828430
So what?

>>14828430
>That girl isn’t 18
What the fuck does her being 18 have to do with anything?

>>14828473
>vulnerable

Why does that word along with this picture make me get an instant erection

>>14828294
What does this mean?

>>14828287
Maybe he's Al Bundy, do us all Americans?

>>14828280
fpbp
have some nuts and go talk to them. what's the worst case scenario? they tell you to fuck off and you're exactly in the same position you are now.

>>14828287
Because you want to have sex with them.

>>14828501
You can't always do that because either her mongo boyfriend or your own hottie girlfriend will hollar at you or knock you out. Just looking a little doesn't mean you want to not love the one you're with, she is showing it afterall. A proper guy that's not a faggot would look! DUH!

We can't all be Detective Lt. Columbo, though he certainly looks but for a different reason, to detect perps.

>>>/r9k/
Fuck off, loser

>>14828527
>her mongo boyfriend
don't be a manlet.
>your own hottie gf
don't cheat.

>>14828551

>the manlet meme

My best friend is a manlet and every girlfriend of his Ive met is not only really pretty but at least 3 inches taller than him.

>>14828275
Everytime I'm at the grocery i see hot girls with nice boobs and big butts and they're all in tight revealing clothes and I'll never touch them.
Where do they come from? Any other errand you never see this many. The mall is even worse.
Then I think about them later and it gets me hard so I have to jerk off and repeat it again the next week.

>>14828501
It's sexual harrassment, illegal in most of the civilized world. I'm guessing you're in India or some cesspool of that sort.

>>14828394
I'll put it to you like this: if women constantly approached me in the grocery store trying to awkwardly flirt with me when I can see their true intentions from a mile away (all they want is penis, none of them want to get to know me), I'd be so fucking happy. I don't give a fuck how completely ass ugly they are, if they're gigantic, land whale, female neckbear types. It'd be fun to shoot them down and hope they post about it later on /r9k/ while crying themselves to sleep. I don't give a fuck. Image in WE LIVED IN A SOCICETY in which women were confident enough to approach men. I feel like it'd arlt least solve a lot of things in the modern dating world.

>>14828450
I talked to this supermarket working girl, she pretty much told me "I'm free this weekend", and I ... I just ... fml. She was super cute and hot. Fuck my life.

>>14828770
You'd only like it because it never happens to you and you're confident that if the woman took it too far you'd be able to get away easily.
Now imagine there was a real possibility that land whale is waiting for you in the parking lot and could easily overpower you any time and is going to rape your asshole with a giant pipe.

>>14828784

>>14828803
I'm not used to women pretty much handing me a date on a platter. Never seen her again since. Sad.

>>14828784
You should see this chick at a dollar general across the street from where I live, a tall lanky hottie, just my type and the type to shoot me down, I'm used to it. Its all in fun, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but damn she's a qt.

>>14828784
>>14828810
Why do you think this is the end? She probably thinks you don't like her. So go back there and run into her again and don't fuck up this time. Don't be a sperg, just keep it cool like you're just friends.

>>14828802
Women aren't as weak as you think they are. Also any supermarket I go to has a full car park at all times and people would notice the screaming women being restrained by some guy.

The idea put forth that men are super scary beings who could end a womens life in an instant is the reason why you can't approach women in supermarkets in the first place.

>>14828802
hot
I'm totally going grocery shopping tomorrow now

>>14828810
Its one of those things, don't have too many nocturnal emmissions over her, though that might be better than shooting up a school.

>>14828824
That was like 2 years ago or so. That place is nowhere my home, she's probably not working there anymore.

>>14828824
Better said than done but you're overthinking it. Just ask her to do something, it's getting close to Halloween, ask her to something where other folk will be around.
Like I said, way easier said then done, you need an ice breaker so to speak.

>>14828450

Nice. I distinctly remember a fat-assed stocker at my grocery store a while back and it was one of those things where I got an eyeful as I walked past and then a few aisles later, my brain was like "bro you mis-saw what you think you saw. no way it was that big" so i had to go back to confirm. It was indeed that great of an ass.

never saw her again.

>>14828828
Funny thing is chicks have come up to me asking me weird questions in the grocery store, it's funny. A wise old uncle told me about meeting chicks in those places.
Its weird for me, I've been going out with the same chick for so long that I almost forgot these things.

>>14828770
>Image in WE LIVED IN A SOCICETY in which women were confident enough to approach men.
They're out there. I've autistically shot down every girl who has approached me. I'm not comfortable with strangers talking to me, so I kill the conversation as fast as possible.

>>14828842
Maybe its good that you've never seen her again if she's a fatty. What are you gonna do, pick a fold and fuck it then tell her "I'll respect you in the morning"

>>14828275
When we're out food shopping we don't want to get hit on by some polfaced loser.
Jerk off before you go if you're that much of a brainless coomer.

>>14828734
In india can't he just smash her over the head with something and rape her right in the aisle?

>>14828828
Pick vegetables like hot peppers and stuff, and even if you don't know what you're doing, look like you know what you're doing.

>>14828275
Figgin' hell, thata's my ex-gf stepdaughter.
Keep your penis in your pants.

>>14828863
I had some total hottie blonde start coming on to me once at a grocery store while I was picking through hot peppers. Believe it or not, of course I was lost for words so it went nowhere.

>>14828864
In caveman times we'd just nail her over the head a bit and drag her to our cave and have our way with her, like that movie with darryl hanna, clan of the cavebear I think. That shit was hilarious.

>>14828863
>When we're
>"""we"""
Nobody's talking to you, tranny.

>>14828826
Lol, I can tell you haven't talked to many women before. The fact is that most reasonably attractive women have been either harassed or assaulted to some degree at some point in their lives.
It's not that you can't approach women, but most of them are going to be at least a little worried it might go south for them. There's lots of creepy dudes out there who try or do take shit too far.

>>14828862

nah bro, you got it all wrong. it's okay, i'll pray for you next time i'm at the grocery store.

>>14828513
Speak for yourself.

>>14828849
>>14828865
No woman will ever approach me. Ever. I have the physique of a 1980's slasher movie villain. With a mask on, at least one woman every single trip has stopped dead in her tracks upon seeing me, turned around, and walked away. I am a scary monster. It's fun to hear stories about not being treated like a monster.

>>14828870
Pics or it didn't happen!

>>14828904

>>14828826
>Women aren't as weak as you think they are.
They are. I'm more than twice the size of the average woman and loaded with guns/weapons. At least I'm self aware enough to know people aren't comfortable being around me.

>>14828947
Dilate

>>14828930
Well then Halloween season will be for you, always have some hope...

>>14828959

for real. just get some michael myers coveralls, a scalpel and just bee urself.

>>14828958
You should see me coming out of an opthalogist's office with those dilation drops still effective, I look like a weirdo and with sunlight hitting extra its funny. I look like someone on LSD.

>>14828950
Duck template for funz

>>14828958
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>>14828323
Yeah wtf op she is 13 tops

>>14828984
Ducky love you long time

>>14828997
That looks too photochopped, she's way over 18.

>>14828990
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>>14828976
That's how everyone looks, dumbass.

>>14828984
When ducky don't love you, ducky get agnery

>>14828332
Haha like dick butt

>>14829032
To you frogposter, maybe you've lost it.

>>14829021

>>14828947

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>>14828332
They need bagel buns
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>>14828930
>>14828959
>>14828984

>>14828734
>talking to women is sexual harassment
Holy shit what the hell type of cuck world is this?

Can't see faces anymore due to masks. Any hot body chick could be a trog face or 14. Some of these girls have lying bodies

>>14829052

>>14829021

>>14828950
You’re 10 feet tall?

>>14828275
Damn her shit chute caught those jeans in its gravitational pull

>>14829402
10ft fat.

>>14829435
Wish that shit chute would catch my tongue in its pull

>>14828563
Hard not to be

>>14828275
I get that for us men anywhere can work as a hunting ground but really women abide by a strict social code where a supermaket is NOT the place for that. Not to mention groceries can be a somewhat stressful activity for some, leaving even less room for socializing.

Workers are busy there too but you're more likely to create something with them since you're going to see them often. There's that one girl where I always go, we keep looking at each other, something's gotta give some day, I guess during a time when my gf isn't there.

>>14828574
They come from their homes and go to the grocery store to buy food

>>14828450
>a very big ass
Had a good laugh out of this for some reason, it seems like the vast majority of supermarket female employee have very big ass.

>>14828784
Man I'm 33 and still haunted by the very few times it happened to me during my early 20's.

>>14830613
Shut the fuck up you weak-willed faggot.

>>14828863
>Jerk off before you go
lol that's actually not a bad idea, could also help buying less junk food.

I work at a grocery store and see delicious women on the daily, even shopping alone. It's hard to resist asking for their number but I'd bet most of them have boyfriends/husbands. Some even have kids which is fascinating.

>>14830658
Slip em some yogurt you pussy

>>14830658
Also called a professional suicide.

I often caught some of those stealing. Bring them into office. Choice: Police or Bj?
I've cumm'ed a lot in teens..