/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Stay away from people

>>14808053
You can't. Unless the people you're trying to hide it from have had a significant amount to drink in the last 12 hours, they'll smell it a mile off.

>>14808091
o esh. u brrf rp nr stimf orile.

>>14808131
even if i shower and put on cologne?

>>14808149
A lot of body sprays have alcohol itself as the main ingredient, so it only makes things worse. If you haven't gone way overboard and are sweating through your pores the alcohol, then a shower and something else strong on the breath(onions, strong gum, garlic, etc,) will usually do it.

Only drink fireball and constantly chew Big Red gum

>>14808053
Eat a good amount a parsley. Also vodka doesn't smell.

>>14808166
>vodka doesn't smell
spoken like a true alkie

>>14808160
lol based

>>14808053
Stick to beer

>>14808166
the chemicals that your body breaks it down to do smell.

>>14808166
>>14808176
Vodka smells less than other things, but if you really drink, what people are going to smell is the ethanol emanating from your pores, not whatever flavor is on your breath. I can stop drinking an hour before going into work, take a shower, brush my teeth, but as soon as I show up and start sweating I just smell like a vodka sauna.

just say it's your hand sanitizer

how bad would I stink after drinking 350 ml of Baileys? I plan to drink it with coffee over a couple hours and take a shower after, but I don't want to smell when people come over. i'm new to alcohol so it's a noob question

Stop being a degenerate. Buy one bottle, finish that, then move on to something else. Don't hoard 30 bottles of shit because you're indecisive.

>>14808053
>>14808203
stop drinking if you really don't want to smell. or maybe hotbox your car with cigarette smoke to mask it. but it'll still leak out your pores until a few days after you sober up.
sleep with a fan pointed at you to wick off the sweat.
>>14808230
why are you drinking so much irish cream? you're gonna have nasty, liquid shits.

>>14808248
>why

i feel like getting drunk but i go overboard with vodka and beer will really smell

Eat a glob of peanut butter. It completely overpowers the smell I've you've drank recently.

>>14808268
oh hold on, are both of these posts you?
>>14808203
>>14808230
i assumed the first one was an alkie and the second one was someone new to drinking. if you're just worried about your breath and having a slight air of alcohol around you, everything in this thread would work. cologne, cinnamon, mint, peanut butter, cigarettes, etc. if you're a hardcore alcoholic, however, it can take days for your body to stop sweating the shit out and there's just nothing you can do about the sweat or the smell.
also, don't drink and drive to/from work. i'm not just saying that as a moralfag. you don't want to deal with the huge money and time commitments involved with a DUI / DWI / DWAI / DWUI / whatever it's called where you live.

Drink bloody marys or micheladas, but if you’re pounding down 5 in an hour and getting shitfaced, it won’t matter cuz everyone will know anyways

>>14808309
i'm just the baileys guy, i havent drank in ages and i want to drink baileys for the taste and hopefully a buzz, but i cant if it'll smell too bad

>>14808309
No, obviously. I'm the first poster and I drive drunk to and from work every day without issue. I've reached a higher state of being called "functioning alcoholic". People that don't know that I drink don't realize that I'm almost always drunk. The amount I drink on a Tuesday would put you in bed till Monday if you drank it on a Friday. I know it's not healthy, and I'm probably shaving years off my life, but it's not like I'm going to start drifting over the center line in my car just because I've been drinking all morning.

>>14808053
What, olive oil?
I wipe it inmy beard

>>14808203
I've seen this exact post before.

>>14808358
You sound like how I did for a long time up until a few years ago. You can keep it going for a few years but it will all end somehow. And there are more ways for it to be rock bottom than not.
But I'm not here to be a faggot. You do you.

>>14808358
If they don't think you're drunk it's because they assume you're some sort of retard.

eat, smoke, spray something, chew gum. You will still smell if your an alcoholic but food probably helps the most. Sounds dumb but also try not to breathe through your mouth near people, dont talk more than you have to and keep a distance. Only non-alcoholic fags will say it cant be done.

>>14808424
Once again, you're missing the point. Some people can drink - a lot - without acting like a retard.

>>14808053
How long does a 750ml last you guys. I seem to go through one every 3 days

>>14808053
If you are talking about your breath, your best best are halls cough drops. Take it from a functional alcoholic. Gotta have a nip before you go to work? Walk in the door with a cough drop in your mouth.

>>14809077
heh

>>14808370
Dead internet theory, be warned

>>14809077

I could probably go through that in 24 hours if I had a full day off. Back when I was drinking heavily, I went through a handle (1.75L) every two to three days. It was bad and my friends would joke about not lighting matches near me.

But OP like other people said that smell is because it's coming off your skin, nothing you do is going to cover it up. Just focus your drinking on nights when you don't have to be around people the next day.

>>14808230
Imagine the vinegary shits this guy will have in the morning.

>>14808501
Yes. And when you are intoxicated all the time you yourself will fail to recognize that you are not performing at a high level. Would you rather have people think you like to drink, or just that you're a moron?

>>14811026
wow i actually just read through all of that. what a complete autistic waste of time. shit theory.

>>14811112
>still assuming drunk idiot is the only outcome of alcohol
I think the only moron here is you, bud.

>>14811112
This anon does not get it. When someone is dependent on alcohol, they NEED it in their system to function like a normal person. Having the right amount is how they will achieve peak performance, as good as any sober person.

Take it completely out of their system and the body and mind no longer know how to function, hence the withdrawals.

>>14811237

This. There were days when I would absolutely need a 12 pack to taper off otherwise I knew I'd fucking seize up again or wouldnt be able to drive due to my balance and depth perception being off.

>>14811218
Buddy. That's not what we're arguing. Low levels of drugs WILL impair you. I don't care how much experience you have. It does affect the way you act. It doesn't have to make you a drunk idiot to make you slower than everyone else. Wisen up.
>>14811237
Then maybe he should STOP drinking, you fucking retard. Bullshit argument.
Making the assumption I don't have experience with drugs.

>>14808149
It literally will be coming out of you pores and lungs.

>>14811357
You clearly do not have experience being a functional alcoholic.

You would also be surprised how many people you meet or know drink throughout the day and you would never suspect.

That is if you get out of your basement.

>>14811402
How many functional alcoholics besides yourself do you know? Self-evaluation is unreliable.

>>14811427

Not him but I know a few. They start drinking as soon as work ends, black out by 9PM and are at work the very next morning. I don't know if they day drink, but I know they get annihilated every night.

>>14811357
You sound very young and inexperienced, to be honest.

>>14811402
You'd be surprised how easy it is to tell you degenerate

>>14811427
christopher hitchens described himself as a functioning alcoholic and he was quite brilliant.

>>14811333
Trips for truth. Going cold-turkey is not an option. I've blacked out twice attempting to do that, once at work an another walking home. Tappering sucks, so personally I recommend going to a doc, being honest and getting a low dosage of ativan, generally 1-2mg spaced out of the course of a week (3 day one, 2 day 4, 1 day 7).

>>14811357
It is not about experience with drinking, but rather alcohol tolerance.

>>14808287
>Anon, have you been eating peanut butter again?
>You know I don't like you when you've been eating that stuff, it makes you so violent