/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14799154
A bagel? No it doesn't make any sense have a hole in the middle it's just not efficient its just as stupid as donuts

i definitely would eat it without the sugar, and on a bun instead of a bagel. ive never had a dessert burger before.

>>14799154
i mean sure

I wouldnt enjoy is though. Just meat cheese and sauce as non-meme ingredients? The bun is just a dyed bagel. spinkles and lucky charms are benign considering what COULD have been used. The most heinous thing about the burger is the lack of anything else

I'd try it but I don't think I'd like it

I have a small mouth. I couldn't eat that if I wanted.

>>14799163
The real problem is boiling them.

>>14799154
Burger de la unicorn shit.
What a fucking waste of meat.

>dessert burgers
hate this meme

can meat and chocolate ever work?

>>14799154
No, i absolutely would not.

>>14799154
>enough patties to feed 4 people
>stack into one bun
>ruin the whole thing with peanut butter and candy

You lost me the moment there were 3 patties, not to mention whatever the fuck those sauces were.

I can't eat that much, I'd get sick.

>>14800000
You lost me the moment there were 5 zeroes.

>>14799233
Wait what? Boiled bread, but why!?

>>14799154
I cannot stress enough that I will not be eating this.

>>14800271
That's how bagels are made.

>>14799163
The hole in the middle makes it cook more evenly than if it was a lump.

that's pretty bad but I suppose I would try it by dismantling it with a knife and fork since it looks absolutely impossible to eat with your hands

the real nightmare is that webm with the grilled banana bread, nutella, peanut butter and jelly hamburger.

>>14800366
But but no that is not how you make bread O.o

>>14800468
So why does all other bread that are intact bake evenly?

>>14800000
what a waste of digits

I do love some good sloppa.

>>14800529
don't be mad you didn't get quints.

>>14800000

>>14799224
t. ranny

>>14799154
I love burgers, but that thing is absolutely disgusting.

>>14799154
That's the L.G.B.T. burger Lettuce Gerkins Burger and transfats. Though it could be a G.A.Y. burger Green leaf Lettuce, Angus beef, and yellow Mustard.

>>14800507
Because other breads aren't nearly as dense as bagels.

>>14799154
Absolute garbage

>>14800532
This big greasy john us infinitely more pleasing than OP

>>14799154
you know, most people aren't fat fuck like you

>>14800529
you just cant handle his post. no longer do we bend our necks to gods or kings we bend our knee only to truth...

i would pick it apart and eat the bottom half of the bagel and one patty with not so much sauce on it

>>14799154
I was down to clown until the fucking sprinkles and marshmallows?! WTF? Also I just figured the bagel was food colors but its probably fucking cake?!

>>14799154
>Lucky charms
>Sprinkles
What the fuck?

>>14799154
When I was a kid someone told me that artificial coloring was made with cricket legs and that made me grossed out to anything multicolored like the bagel bun

>>14799154
the word sloppa is overused as fuck but this is a genuine sloppa shit

>>14799154
I gagged.

>>14802056
There are some coloring agents made from bugs. The red coloring on some Pringles a while back was made from a type of beetle I think which really grossed me out so I stopped eating them. It was probably for the better since Pringles are disgusting.

>>14799154
No, no I fucking would not.

>>14799154
the bagel looks like it would taste like play-doh

>>14802355
Carmine beetles. Fucking disgusting.
Do you like anything with artificial vanilla, strawberry, or raspberry flavouring? Literally derived from a beavers anus. Google castoreum.

>>14799154
I'd eat it...over the course of a month.

>>14800532
>Did you want extra stucko, Ma'm?

>>14799154
I had something like this.
shat green for a week after. never again.

>>14799154
>play-doh burger
Only a smidge more disgusting than the usual hamburger bun, especially when it's "toasted". I always ask for french rolls at burger joints when I can and I'm sure the fucking things would go out of commission the next day if every place gave the same option.
disgusting fucking sweet pieces of baked turd fucking piece of food invalidating shit fuck

>>14799805
It already does, mole sauce is fucking delicious.

>>14800000
Checked

>>14799224
you know what would fit really well in your small mouth?

>>14800000
checked
>>14800529
>talking shit to these glorious digits
seethe harder

>>14799224
Oh don't worry anon, we'll fix this problem right this instant

>unzips dick

Nah, I'd have to be paid to eat that.

>>14799154
Just looking at how the guy cuts that and how fat his hand is makes me sure he crawled out of the shallow end of the gene pool

customer reviews say it's not good

>>14803155
your smol pp?

>>14802468
No, you look it up. Barely any castoreum is used in food.

>>14799224
can i kiss your small mouth

>>14799154
bagels are jewish food, i will not eat jewish food.

looks like trash ooze, or a childs vomit after a birthday party

>>14799154
YOu had me untill the sprinkles and marshmallows

and now I am suspicious that one of those sauces is an icing.

FUcking gross

>>14799154
it just looks like actual play-doh
no thanks
also 1 patty and 2 slices of cheese is more than enough
that slop of sauce is disgusting
no i don't want sugar on my meat
disgusting
fuck you
kill yourself
sage