/ck/ - Food & Cooking

w2c brussels sprout cushion?

>>14787936
They've definitely changed the Toblerone recipe, it tastes shit now

>>14787939
I fucked up it's broccoli (same thing, really)

inb4 le epic hurts my hands maymay

>>14787936
I will never have sex

>>14787970
I don’t care.

>>14787970
Meh, once the wizardry hits it stops being a big deal. You'll see.

>>14787970
you can a prostitude

>>14787936
the only good thing to come from that shitty movie

>>14787936
by courtouesy of our south neighbour, noble Czech nation themselfs, that's the best fukin thing made out of chocolate
(or at least it was the last time I've had it, which was quite a long time ago, it's bit hard to get here, sadly)

>>14787936

she looks like she enjoys some chocolate desserts if you know what I mean

>>14789042
you should try the first world version Jozef! if you can afford it ofc.

>>14789045
We've been expecting you.

>>14787970
Just take a shower and then ask a fat, poor, single mom for her number

>>14789065
where do i meet these fat single mothers?

>>14789057

> someone made a black cock joke in my black cock bait thread

Gee whiz what a surprise

>>14789086

>>14789052
I'm not sure if I've ever seen that here, but if I will definitely try it. I mean, if it's really better than Studentska, I'll even risk my mortgage, why the hell not

>>14789152
It's 21 slavaridos/100g, I'll be fine with just a little loan. Sold, you bloody mountain jew, I'm on it

>>14787936
eclair

>>14787970
Google image tells me that's a 16 year old girl so that's probably for the best until you can find an adult woman

>>14787936
Toblerone ?
My like TOBLERBONE!!1! if you are getting my meanings that I am insinuating at!

>>14789247
>>14787970
Actually upon further googling she was kidnapped by a professional rape gang at 13 and then passed around for 4 years before escaping, so she has to be at least 17, and with enough time to write a book, she's got to be at least 18 by now.

>>14788637
The truth is most men don't want sex, they want to be loved. We may not be able to communicate this longing for companionship and emotional connection, but sex in itself will not fulfill this hole in our hearts. The even bigger truth is realizing that no person can...

Yet we struggle at least another day in hope of finding that person anyways.

>>14787970
I'll tell you what could work, or at least what worked in my case: go for hookers, but don't pick 9/10, 20 y/o slut, they are bitchy, insecure, could be cruel if they'll see that you are afraid etc. Pick some nice +35 years old lady, they are mostly cool, they understand, they know how the shit works. All that will help you to be more cool and composed around women in general.

>>14789253
what the hell?

>>14789263
"At the vulnerable age of 13, Lara McDonnell was picked out by a gang of men who befriended her, showered her with attention and gained her trust. Manipulated and groomed, her life quickly spiralled out of control as the men trafficked her around the country, deliberately keeping her compliant with drink and drugs. Deeply disturbed, and frightened about what the gang would do to her if she tried to break free, it would take over 4 years for Lara to find the strength to fight back, flee Oxford and escape her nightmare."

>>14789269

Damn. Thank God I studied at Cambridge.

>>14789284
A little longer and she'd have her masters

>>14789269
That does not add up

>>14787936
Based as a snack but as dessert pick related. Toblerone is delicious, I think it is because it has honey in it

>>14789045

>>14789294

I'd still give her a two-one if you know what I mean

>>14789517
I don't actually

I'm not a fat bastage but I could go for a napolean right now. Once or twice a year is ok especially when shared with a girlfriend.

One always needs a lady to keep you from being goofy.