/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14772582
my god that's a big kebab, do you need any help removing it?

every time i order a kebab plate they give me a kebab. i've stopped correcting them, i just take it and go home. they get super angry like it isn't their own fucking retard command of language that's the problem

>>14772586
I've already removed it by putting it in my stomach
>>14772589
Maybe they don't offer kebab plates ?

>>14772593
but they do anon, they just don't listen

>>14772582
Why do europoors insist on calling gyros the wrong thing?

>>14772602
they aren't the same thing. kebab is to gyro as hot dog is to sausage

>>14772606
idk bro they have the exact same ingredients, sauce, and bread. sounds like another food the turks stole, renamed, and claimed as their own to me.

>>14772614
you know who's really responsible for this? the god damned bosnians

>>14772614
i've always found jiros to be generally higher quality and stuffed with less junkfood
>handfulls of cheese
>garlic sauce that's whipped oil and garlic
>glued together with hummus that somehow has even less flavor than avocado
>mcdonald's-tier chili sauce
>wrapped up in a thin bread wrap rather than arranged into a fluffy fresh pita pocket

>>14772614
Gyros is made from pork most of the time or less common lamb and often has less ingredients and sauces than kebabs, which is beef, veal or lamb.

>>14772636
okay so kebabs are just a shittier version of gyros like how turkish coffee is a more surgary shitty version of greek coffee with more sugar
>>14772645
gyro meat is almost always lamb wtf are you talking about?

>>14772652
>gyro meat is almost always lamb wtf are you talking about?
t. American trying to larp as a European

>>14772636
>cheese
>hummus
you have yet to eat a kebap in your life
and the only sauce that should get anywhere near it is cacik, yoghurt with mint and garlic

>>14772652
pay denbts

>>14772673
never said I was a europoor but there are a lot of greeks in america, anon
>>14772675
not greek myself, but that's a picture of a gyro my dude there's no way you can claim otherwise

>>14772675
>yoghurt with mint and garlic
Bro, that's tzatziki sauce. Are you going to tell me turkish rugs aren't stolen shit next?

>>14772680
actually clueless diaspora, I bet you havent even ever been to your homeland or turkey for that matter
gyros is a cheap ripoff, not even 150 years old, that is made with pork in 90% of cases and served with cacik, which became widespread in greek as tzatziki

>>14772731
>τουρκ. cacιk -ι
I bet you didnt even know who invented yoghurt itself
take a guess why its named after yoğurt

>>14772746
>take a guess why its named after yoğurt
historical revisionism?

>>14772761
no but take another guess

>>14772770
idk it sounds like you're getting at some historical revisionism to me, roach just like how you guys claim to have made the first drum machine when it was an arab in a sultanate you later conquered. t*rks haven't invented anything, only conquered other people and claimed their shit as their own.

>>14772582
We have a shwarma joint where they make big-ass logs of a shwarma and include potato wedges in it.
Honestly, i prefer smaller shwarmas since all the sauce collects in the lower portion, making finishing it incredibly sloppy.

>>14772746
Your homeland is where you’re born. Don’t larp and lay claim to your “cultural” or “ancestral” home you faggot. This whole “authentic” meme is so overblown at this point.

>>14772761
Invented in 5000 BCE by mesopotamians, popularized by turks

>>14772835
authenticity is a misnomer when talking about t*rks, my dude. everything about their culture is a pidgin mishmash of other, superior, ones
>>14772854
kek sure the t*rks who showed up and started eating the thing every single mediterranean and middle eastern culture had been eating for thousands of years really made it popular, sinan

>>14772789
no need to be mad, ill teach you some more
you ever wondered why dolmades has no ethymological connection to anything greek before?

>>14772794
I liked almost all levantine variations of the meat itself, but their pickled veggies were never to my taste, unnecessarily hard and often spicy
Ive come to like hot peppers as I grew older, but it doesnt go well with pickling

>>14772835
I was calling out a guy who spoke about a culture he has obviously never met, but pretended to know. I was guessing that it was his familys origin and called it his homeland.

>>14772854
Mesopotamia is a region, it was never a people/folk/tribe. Try again and this time take a look at which tribes actually lived there.

>>14772859
youre beyond clueless, diaspora. You dont even know your own knockoffs, claiming gyros is made with lamb.
Did you really believe european coffee culture came from greece until today?

>>14772867
>now he's laying claim to coffee
Sinan, nobody cares about your shit stolen pidgin "culture"

>>14772867
>dolmades
>conquer other culture
>they have yummy leaf stuffed food
>take it and rename it with your language
>force people to use new name for it in all of your provinces
>hundreds of years later claim it as your own because your vassals used the word you made up for it
kek alright, I suppose all british food is actually french because they use norman words to describe it

>>14772884
learn to read, debty, coffee is an arab custom but you called it greek coffee as if you werent 5 centuries late to the party
what people referr to as greek coffee, unfiltered fine grounds, is not greek either.

>>14772893
french never pretended to do anything but attempt to categorize what other people already were doing
a retard can think of slicing things into thin strips and sauces existed independently all over the world in various forms, hence their native names for them

ancient greeks didnt even eat rice let alone used it to stuff anything, alexander the great first brought some from asia.
rice was an expensive imported luxury in greece until after WWII because they didnt know how to grow it in greece, even my father has lived longer than rice has been used as an ordinary ingredient in greece.

And you have an american to thank for that by the way.

kebap is so good but it's not as good in america :(
i really really really want to go to mustafa doner kebap in berlin again, i almost was in berlin for 2 months this summer but the trip was cancelled cause of covid :((((

>>14772947
>cheese
>zucchinis
>potatos
the germans are at it again

>>14772939
I'm glad that you're coming to terms with the fact that nothing associated with the turks was created by them

Is this another Ottoman-induced butthurt thread?

>comparing gyros and doner
apples and oranges

>>14772582
Too greasy bro, i've ,ever had a kebab that didn't make me want to puke right after.

I never even knew this gyro type shit was "kebab" growing up, to me kebab always meant shish kebab

>>14772582
>Love Kebabs
>Turks slaughtered my ancestors
I'm torn desu

What's your favourite kebab shop? Min is Imbiss International Döner in Berlin (pic unrelated, it's some other place in Berlin)

>>14772947
Mustafa's is extremely overrated and not worth waiting in line for. Victim of its own success.

>>14772988
they slaughtered the people that invented gyros/kebabs and took their food, so don't feel too bad about eating it

>>14772954
If you ever actually visit greece, ask your grandparents yourself, then pay a visit to the statue honoring the man who enabled your grandparents to eat rice more than once per year.

>>14772987
Shish means skewer, its a subset. Not to mention döner is still skewered, but the meat gets shaved off.

>>14772988
Bongs (and mutts) bombed half of germany to dust, but I still spent a summer vacationing there and enjoyed their fish and chips, why shouldnt I?
Knowing history is important, holding a personal grudge over things that happened over a century ago doesnt benefit you in any way. Emphasis on personal though, I do not extend that sentiment to national politics

>>14773050
wrong pic but cant find one atm anyways, been too long

>>14772582
Sloppy and hard to eat

I wish I had one right now, Also shwarma poutine is good

I like kebab plates. I got this plate today. it was good.

>>14772582
kebab is gud

shawarma master race

you foreigners are a weird bunch

>>14772996
where do you recommend i go next time i'm in berlin then
it was the only doner shop i went to that wasn't just sloppashit
i mean its good no matter what but mustafas was the best i had

>Visit my brother in Tübingen at 14 on first and only trip to Uroland
>Doner, currywurst, and beer for 2 weeks
>Return to America and never experience this glory again
want 2 die desu, been 14 years.

>>14772582
I don't eat anything made by people who want to kill me, or who have recently used truck bombs to murder my countryfolk.

Fuck them and their food.

I don't eat food made by mohammedans.
No because I hate them (i do) but because they're the most filthy and vicious people imaginable.
There have been countless reports about them selling rotten food, spitting in sauces, sometimes even jacking off into the food.

It's pretty obvious, actually, since you rarely see mohammedans eating food made by their brothers in faith. Those places that are frequented by mohammedands, these are safe.

>>14774525
did you mean italians

>>14774541
No idea where you're from, but in my country italians are among the nicest people you could wish for.

>>14774541

>>14774451
Not the anon you replied to but similar gemüsedöner can be found all over the city. To me they all taste the same.
Try Tadim at Kottbusser Tor or Tandir at Hermannstraße next time you are in Berlin. The meat is actual meat and not just mince.

>>14772675
>>14772746
>>14772867
>>14772939
>>14773050

>>14774629
>knife
Heh kiddo... my powerlevel has grown beyond your wildest dreams by now
bow down so I can behead you

Gonna make my own on the weekend.
Shit is going to be cash

People are desperate to be outraged over trivial bullshit: the thread.

t*rks are scum

>>14772582
Only if they are chicken kebabs.

>>14774474
For some reason, Kalendar döner on the Neckar, who had the best döner ever, changed into a fucking vegetarian restaurant

>>14772947
Mustafas is based

>>14772582
Gyro/Souvlaki > Kebab

>>14772582
Remove kebab

>>14772867
>not wanting crunchy, spicy pickles with his roast meat.
You absolute tastelet. I bet you don't like shalgam either.

>>14772614
A pizza can have the same ingredients as a sandwich.

>>14777523
I drank Şalgam in adana and did like it, but for pickled vegs I prefer them snappy when bitten, but soft enough to bend/fold over on itself with a fork, perferably slightly cooled
Id take my spice as seasoning/sauce/paste on the meat itself so I can alternate between savoury and refreshing

https://youtu.be/ZEF354SpSxg?t=86

made this one, shit is so good

>>14777532
bad analogy. A “sandwich” does not have a specific list of ingredients. Literally anything between two pieces of bread is a sandwich. Gyros have specific ingredients

>>14772614
>>14777562
gyros are a new age ripoff lmao who are you trying to fool, maybe try revisioning when the people who were alive before it was a "thing" have died

>>14772582
Way too much bread anon

>>14772988
We all slaughtered each other anon, what's the point of holding grudges anymore?
I mean, unless we have an active territorial conflict with you, then it's understandable

for me, it's lazeez