/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14772776
Go back

>>14772776
Norwegian cooking is killing a shark and burying it

>>14772785
based

>>14772776
I am an American and think British food is unfairly maligned. A lot of it is simple, rich, hearty food. English fry up, fish and chips, sunday roast, peas, yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes, clotted cream, various meat pies, brown ales and porters. A lot of it seems *maximum comfy* to me. Granted, I've never had british food outside of america. For all I know it's all toast sandwiches and slop.

>>14772776
If she doesn't like it she can fuck off back home

>>14772776
>hahah us british are so quirky!!!!
>queueing and tea hahahahahahha!!!
i hate reddit humour

>>14772776
Imagine this frigid autistic bitch failing to make small talk at his parent's dinner table while silently despising his Mum's shepherd's pie. Get fucked Ingrid.

>>14772776
Refute something that I don't care about in the first place, who in their right mind would bother?

>>14772776
British food is fairly delicious, desu. Insulting it is a fairly dated meme.

>>14772776
>sausages
>mashed potatoes
>yorkshire puddings
>fish and chips
>eggs
>baked beans
is any of this beige?
also pic related is fucking norwegian food, how is this any less bland looking?

protip: no wypipo can cook

>>14772776
You can't roast any meat in 20 minutes, also fuck off

>>14772917
>sausages
>>mashed potatoes
>>yorkshire puddings
>>fish and chips
>>eggs
>>baked beans
mostly beige ish
not that its a bad thing

It's true if you can't be bothered cooking properly. Brit cuisine had plenty interesting and tasty food, a well made pie, roast dinner or stew is as good as anything. Don't get me started on dessert.

Call her a nigger faggot

>>14772997
>brown
>white
>purple
>green
>orange
>yellow
>"that's mostly beige"
i have an above average level of colorblindness and still think you're retarded

>>14772776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlNmeVK_zLg

>>14773018
you must be either baiting or retarded

>>14772776
It's amazing how brazen people are when they have no fear of losing their teeth to a good slapping.

>>14772997
>>14773018
>brown
>white
>golden brown
>golden brown and yellow
>orange and white
>red and orange
colorblindbro didn't get them all right be he had the right idea, none of this is beige

>>14772776
British people should stick to making cheese. They make delicious Cheddars, Cheshires, Stiltons, etc. The rest of the food is just horrible.

>>14773028
>parchment paper
>we good it food paper!
Hahahahahahahahahaha these dumb fucking trollniggers

>>14773048
most of it is beige
>brown
rangeing beige to brown depending on the sausage
>white
100% beige only a genuine retard could think potatoes are white
>golden brown
>golden brown and yellow
no such thing as golden brown, literally made up because people dont like the word beige
>orange and white
the average of colors in the egg is beige if you mix them like in an omellete or scrambled eggs
>red and orange
beans are beige you retard how the fuck are beans orange

>>14772815
no she show vegene

>>14773064
properly cooked sausages are usually browned fairly well on the outside and dark brown isn't beige. mashed potatoes seem white to me, or yellow from the butter. never beige. yorkshire pudding could be beige if it's not browned well YELLOW IS NOT BEIGE. eggs are white and yellow or orange and even when mixed still have a yellow or orange color. unless you brown your scrambled eggs in the pan which most people specifically avoid, they're still yellow. british baked beans are in tomato sauce and tomatoes aren't beige either.

>>14773064

Lmaoing at all the bongs coping in this thread
British food is pathetic, brits have no tastebuds and the whole world laughs at you.
American cuisine is unironically 100 times better than ths shit your feed yourselves with on your shitty grey island

>>14773042
i did misread the post and assumed that poster was listing the foods in the picture. sorry for being retarded. but those things listed still aren't all beige.

>>14773110
>take meat
>deep fry it
american food is literally scottish cuisine, therefore british

>>14773125
American food is tasty, British food is bland and disgusting
Stop the delusion britboy

>>14773118
that why i said most not all

>>14773110
>American cuisine is unironically 100 times better
American cuisine isn't even made of food, it's made of chemicals.

>>14773145
Yeah remind me who contaminated all of Europe with the mad cow disease you retarded britshit

>>14773145
Everything is made of chemicals you utter retard. Water is a chemical too.

>>14773014
i hate women so much...so fucking useless

>>14773160
>Less than 150 cases outside the UK
>yoU CoNTaMINAtED AlL oF eURoPe

>>14773179
Remember how many cows had to be put down across all of europe because you people are fucking retards? Better eat american "chemical" cheese than your shitty prion infected beef
now get fucked ahmed

>>14773028
I’m sorry, he got to ‘food paper’ and all I heard was this:
https://youtu.be/A9vTUTPmQbs

>>14773145
it's easy to get natural meat and produce if you want it. we have lots of farmland

>>14773193
If you had to put down cows it's because you were a retard too, prion disease is not contagious.

>>14773204
Keep coping britshit and talking shit about america when you're just as bad

>>14773209
I'm not even the person you were responding to, just trying to help a retard stop being retarded.

>>14772785
That's from Iceland, not Norway

>>14773193
They didn't "have to" be put down just like all those businesses didn't have to be closed due to COVID.
It's just the Governments fucking with people because they can.

>>14773213
if hakarl is iceland, surstromming is swedish, what's norway's final fish solution?

>>14773211
who cares you're just as retarded as the other and definitely another britshit coping about his shithole country

>>14773215
yeah ok retard

>>14773223
This is why nobody likes you in particular or your countrymen in general, you were wrong, you've been corrected, you could easily google it to confirm but you're sticking to your wrong opinion and calling everyone else stupid.

You are subhuman.

>>14773211
>>14773223
Can you two dumb faggots shut the fuck up? No one cares about either one of you

>>14773218
Rakfisk

>>14773229
Everybody loves americans, everybody despises the disgusting inbred race of british retards, your shitty food culture and your outdated arrogance

>>14773238

>>14773133
Fellow Amerilard, I have to disagree. There are many brit dishes I have found delectable, like bangers and mash, shepherd's pie, fish and chips, and many british beers and candies as well.

>>14772776
Oi, You got a loicense for that opinion?

I want to try up a stargazy pie, something makes me know to get drunk before trying it.

>>14772776
I stand by the fact that British food is mostly quite nice but there are so many terrible cooks in this country

>>14773133
Silence, mutt

>>14773250
fuck off falseflagging retard

>>14773270
They mostly come out at night, mostly.

We should have let the Nazis occupy England, what a fucking disgrace of a nation

>>14772776
Go back and dilate

>>14772776
What's to refute, fuck the limeys.

>Meat turns red/brown/golden when cooked
>Potatoes turn brown/golden/white when cooked
>Rice is white
>Pasta is white
>Grains are yellow/brown/green
>Pastry and dough is yellow/golden/beige/brown
>Fish is white/grey/yellow/silver/beige
>Gravies and stocks are brown
>Sauces are white/yellow/red/brown

Without the addition of vegetables everything is some form of "beige". Do people think the English don't eat vegetables or salads? They go on the side of the main because we're fuckin classy. We don't chuck everything in a big pot and cook it until its all unidentifiable slop like some third world primitive.

>>14773133
Did someone anally violate you with a cumberland sausage, anon? I'm struggling to think of what trauma or mental illness would cause someone to be so vitriolic to a cuisine fairly similar to their own. Tell me, when exactly were you in britain and what did you eat to form these opinions? Don't tell me you're actually spouting nonsense whilst living in a flyover state and not even owning a passport.

>>14772811
Burger here, agree with this. Plowman's lunch is also a great meal. Pickles and apples in a salad with cheese and meat, it's like a miniature charcuterie board. And the breakfasts!

>>14773238
This anon is definitely a pajeet, bitter over colonialisation.

>>14773322
The only people who get anally violated are the british little girls that you let to the hands of the fucking pakis "asian gangs"
also don't ever compare again britshit and Glorious American food again, we have nothing in common
kys
dilate
cope

>>14773028
I'm Dutch and this was a rather typical school lunch as well. Just some sliced cheese on buttered bread or some cold cuts or if you're into that shit something sweet.

>>14772785
No we're not crazy. We only hang cod outside for 3 months and then treat it with lye.

>>14773332
>Trying this hard
Cringe

>>14772776
I'd probably dump my folder of tasty british food that I sometimes do on here, but I can't really be bothered today, infact I've been really unmotivated lately, maybe I should try nofap or alter my sleep schedule, anyway heres one image.

>>14772776
>Said with a mouth full of rank rotten fish and an ass full of Somali cock
You, fuck off and stay fucked off.
INB4 Brit cope
I'm Serbian.