/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This nigga a PDC addict lole (pure dark chocolate)

>>14746151
Based

>>14746151
Built for big blocksa chocolate

>>14746151
My girlfriend loves dark chocolate. She says the darker the better.

>>14746151
I love dark chocolate, prefer 60%-70% but can tolerate more. Still haven't had 100% but let's be honest that's just for fun, not because it's delicious

>>14746518
My wife and her son are the same.

>>14746578
>My wife and her son
You mean your son? You fucking idiot.

>>14746583

>>14746583
You have to go back.

>>14746587
>>14746588
>gets called out on mistake
>acts like a moron in response
Would it kill one of you to actually admit when you're wrong? For once?

>>14746614
fucks' sake anon

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/my-wifes-son

>>14746616
Yeah, I'm not reading that.

>>14746657
based

>>14746657
Absolutely destroyed the underage tourist

Chocolate.

>>14746616
>linking to fucking kym instead of just telling him to go back where he obviously came from

>>14749783
>having a problem with "where he obviously came from" for one poster but not for the poster who directly linked to fucking KYM
Somehow I get the feeling I know where YOU are from.

>>14746616
You have to go back too, anon

>>14746614
this better be bait.

>>14750229
That's more like it.

For me? I like the dark chocolate sausage. I cannot get enough of that dark, juicy sausage.

>>14750229
Back where?
9gag and ebaumsworld?

>>14751285
Back to WHAT THE FUCK WHY WON'T IT LET ME TYPE IT

>>14746518
This, She always seems to have some right before bed. Hates valinna too, surprisingly.

>>14746156
dont say the nigga word please
it's offensive

>>14751322
How is it surprising? Vanilla is gross.

How can you unironically enjoy this bitter and sour disgusting shit.
The only real good choice is white chocolate made with delicious cocoa butter.

>>14751340
>cocoa butt
Stopped reading there.

>>14751278
Its made with blood not chocolate bro.

>>14751336
idk, I think its the shape of the bean, really small and shriveled. Dark Chocolate on the other hand is a large, succulent thick bar. Just a guess though.

>>14751341
Then you just read all my blogpost you peasant.

>>14751355
>you peasant.
stopped reading right there

The only good use for dark chocolate is in hot milk to make a delicious hot chocolate milk, perfect in a snowy winter morning while jerking to Ashley Fire porn.

>>14751355
No, I stopped at butt so that your post said cocoa butt. Because the word butt is funny.

>>14751368
ok rebbit

>>14751370
KOWASU DAROU

>>14751368

>>14751364
>>14751379
I prefer black women.

>>14751382
Slightly chubby and beautiful dark skin.

>>14751391
Also it should be forbidden for people to wear clothes with animal patterns on them if they are fatter than the said animal.

>>14751395
>Also it should be forbidden for people to wear clothes with animal patterns on them
Let's just expand the rule to this. I have never seen someone look good wearing animal patterns.

>>14751400
I agree anon it's really bad, it's common for women above 50 yo and black women.

>>14751403
The only time I've ever said something racist is when I was explaining the premise of Green Book to someone, and I accidentally called Mahershala Ali's character a jazz musician when he's actually a classical musician. I felt horrible about it.

big reddit vibes ITT

Big dick vibes ITT

Ack...

>>14751574
meh, mine's above average, but due to my height, i think some women might think im simply average, even though statisically that is not the case in the slightest!
tough times for guys like me

>>14751574
No you're just a Gaylord

It's a scientific fact darker-skinned females desire lighter-skinned cock to give their offspring greater advantages in having greater intelligence and IQ, therefore all topics abgout dark chocolate are actually about lighter-skinned men consuming darker-skinned females.

>>14751422
We've all made that same mistake, bro. I made a public apology and began meaningful dialogue with the NAACP and the black community as a whole in order to begin the healing process

>>14752056
Why would your height make women think it's average?

>>14753158
cause my most recent ex told me it looked proportional to my body. my confidence and self esteem have never recovered since then
im 6'1 but i probably could fraud 6'2 so im a pretty big guy

>>14746518
I bet she does faggot

>>14753357
Also, I'm dark chocolate.

>>14754060
It's course, and it gets everywhere.

This board has some fucking stupid people.

>>14746518
Cuck

>>14756724
I'm the dark chocolate.

That Lindt 95% cocoa was half price so I had a crack and it's pretty good lad. Bit like stout with the bitterness offset by 50% fat content

>>14756916
The bitter the better. I can't stand sweet. It gives me a headache.

>>14753187
How big is your cock bro?

>>14758411
About 6'1

CHOCOLATE!

What's the best dark chocolate i can get at american stores?

>>14761221

>>14761237
do those really taste good, even though they're meant for baking?

This stuff is pretty good. I keep a can in my backpack in case I need a pick pick me up during the day or need to invade Poland.

>>14761492
Does it taste like Coca Cola or is the name just a coincidence?

>>14761518
Its caffeine content is boosted by Kola nuts which are a naturally occurring sources of caffeine like the coffee bean. Kola nuts are used to flavor Coca-Cola. So there is some overlap but no I don't find it tastes much like Coke. Really good dark chocolate though and just eating like 2-3 pieces is like having a cup of coffee.

So I've been having lindt regularly, and might try ghirardelli soon. Any other recommendations?

>>14761518
It doesn't taste like coca cola at all. It's just dark chocolate with coffee-notes and a high caffeine content.

>>14761240
Hell yes
Also much more filling

>>14761897
Why would they be more filling despite being the same size? Genuinely curious.

>>14761927
The chocolate flavour is strong enough that you won't want more.
if you don't wash your teeth it will stay there for up to an hour

>>14761780
black dicks? we are just talking about chocolate. Why are e*ros so obessed with black dick?

>>14761240
They're very strong and earthy. It's kind of like eating solid dirt. But it's still good.

>>14762357
>It's kind of like eating solid dirt. But it's still good.
This sounds suspiciously similar to blood sausages.

I was thinking about this yesterday, about how all the recent times I've had milk chocolate it's hurt my teeth with how sweet it is.

>>14746151
I prefer anything in the late 80s-90s. Ghiradelli is not bad either.

>>14746583
r/whooooosh am i right!

>>14761221
Godiva

>>14746578
I had those pure cocoa discs, 99%. It's just bitter desu. Good kind of bitter, but there's not much else to it.

>>14764090
Yes

>>14763340
Can you handle 100?

what a terrible thread
I feel like I'm on r*ddit

>>14764090
tastelet
Thanks for letting us know you have a babies unrefined palette. Try giving it to a grown-up next time, kid.

>>14766649

>>14766649
How would you know what reddit feels like unless you've been to reddit?

>>14766661
>implying twitter isn't worse

>>14767219
the main subs on reddit are shit, but there are some really good niche (think like fewer than 20k followers or whatever the hell it's called) subs that arent that pozzed

>>14746151
I like SEA BLACKED chocs.

>>14767226
>pozzed
A reddit word if I've ever heard one.

>>14767239
>wahh wahhh wahha
>everything i dont like is reddit!!
>mommy look look he used a word that isn't commonly used on my secret Ukrainian glass blowing forum
grow up...

>>14767244
The irony of making this post.

>>14767249

>>14767239
>reddit
a reddit word if i’ve ever heard one

>>14767244
noob detected
it’s used all the time on boards not obsessed with BBC(Big Bars of Chocolate)

>>14767264
>noob detected
says the 4chan newbie. ive been here longer than you have, chud

>>14767275
im bringing it back fuck you

>>14767275
>chud
It's spelled chad you idiot.

>>14767283
based

>>14767290
>chad
says the incel

Lets continue this discussion of big dark chocolate bars. Am I the only one that like herseys?

>>14768757
I hope so. Pure, manufactured corporate crap.

Peter Jackson is a hack, son.

>>14767319
Do not have intercourse. That would be dangerous to society.

>>14769961
Really?

>>14746588
I can't go back, because once you go black, you never go back.

Anyway.

>>14772974
What?

>>14774705
I don't know.

>>14751289
lol who's the newfag now?

>>14771274
Yes really.

>>14746657
Dangerously based

>>14777735
This thread has a weird vibe. I'm gonna jerk it and come back when it makes sense.

Racism has no place on 4chan
Check em

>>14777753
It seems you are mistaken

>>14751333
N

>>14777775
>>14777783
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>14777753
>>14777984
What's this new push concerning racism outside of /b/ and /pol/? Want to tell us about it? I certainly notice your comments about racist language on a regular basis.