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ITT foods that are better than the originals

>> No.14733555
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>> No.14733559
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>> No.14733565

>>14733555
Trips confirms

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>>14733554
these are so good

>> No.14733614

All fake product. Not very good.

>> No.14733618

>>14733554
ngl Gardein black bean burgers are pretty damn fucking good

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>> No.14733638

>>14733614
>t. has never had a more seared bite

>> No.14733642

>>14733554
Reminder that vegans suffer from severe lack of self-esteem and that they think that your life and the life of your loved ones is just as valuable as the life of a chicken.

>> No.14733648

>>14733642
rent-free

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>>14733642
Imaging being this triggered by altruism

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>>14733642

>> No.14733684

>>14733675
Imagine samefagging this hard

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>>14733559
Don't forget this too

>> No.14733701

>>14733687
Miyoko is the best. I want her to have my babies.

>> No.14733757

>>14733687
Do they call this abomination "mozz" for legal reasons? LMAO

>> No.14733762

>>14733757
was not aware the word "mozzarella" or "mozz" was copyrighted

>> No.14733773

>>14733762
Ferrero has to call Nutella "hazelnut spread" instead of "chocolate spread" (their intention) because there isn't enough chocolate in it.

>> No.14733788

>>14733773
ok and?

>> No.14733790

>>14733642
>being kind to animals is the same as lack of self esteem
You seem to be the one that lacks self esteem if you need to eat meat to feel manly, and i'm not even a vegan

>> No.14733812

>>14733790
Based intelligent anonymous poster

>> No.14733820

>>14733788
And...that mozzarella has a definition, and it doesn't include cashew and water with agar agar or whatever the fuck they use in this unholy garbage.

>> No.14733853

>>14733790
>being kind to animals is the same as lack of self esteem
Being kind to animals is entirely unrelated to eating them or not.

Is PETA kind to animals when they kill thousands of dogs?

But thinking that brute animals have anything that resembles a consciousness and that, as such, are worthy of similar protection and regard with which we see other humans...that is low self-esteem and a sign of sociopathy.

>> No.14733868

>>14733853
>whataboutism
PETA does indeed put sick and dying pets down so that no kill shelters can continue to exist. However you paying for the murder of animals when it's unnecessary is a completely different story. Nice try though.

>> No.14733874

>>14733853
i'm no supporter of PETA.
And yes, not consuming animals is kinder since you're not supporting factory farming of animals and their deaths.
Some animals like pigs actually are smarter than toddlers.
The fact you think you're so much above animals you have a right to kill them just for taste is a sign of psychopathy.
Sociopathy doesnt exist btw, it's an outdated concept that no real credible psychologist and psychiatrist uses anymore.

>> No.14733897

>>14733820
wanna know how I know you're a stinky Italian?

>> No.14733977

vegans circle jerk about food imitations because they do not want to admit they aren't equal to their animal-sourced counterparts

sometimes the taste is close but a meat-eater will find it lacks something, sometimes it even tastes like shit

they are building a whole imitation industry... why not follow the good arguments from vegetarian people and just reduce your meat consumption to a few times per week, instead of favouring industrial mock shit over fresh and tasty products

>> No.14733988

>>14733977
same people developing retarded alcohol-free vodka / rum / ... just quit and drink only fresh juices, and a beer once in a while

>> No.14734013

>>14733600
I will vouch for this
Due to diet restrictions I am vegan for like 60% of the year and these are an absolute lifesaver. Got them on accident not even knowing they were vegan to begin with.

>> No.14734014

>>14733977
vegans arent allowed to have a quick vegan tendie once in a while? but you eating whatever is better? your whole logic is flawed

>> No.14734018 [DELETED] 

>>14733868
You cannot murder an animal. Having to appeal to sentimentality is a laughable evidence of how flimsy your position is.

OH NO DON'T MURDER THE ANIMALIRINOOOOS!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST EAT THIS HIGHLY-PROCESSED MYSTERY VEGETABLE SLOP????

>Some animals like pigs actually are smarter than toddlers.
I know, the problem is that a toddler is a small, undeveloped human who will be smarter than all species of animals put together, even if he's retarded.

>The fact you think you're so much above animals
I don't think I'm above animals. I am, and you are too.

>> No.14734024

>>14733868
You cannot murder an animal. Having to appeal to sentimentality is a laughable evidence of how flimsy your position is.

OH NO DON'T MURDER THE ANIMALIRINOOOOS!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST EAT THIS HIGHLY-PROCESSED MYSTERY VEGETABLE SLOP????

>>14733874
>Some animals like pigs actually are smarter than toddlers.
I know, the problem is that a toddler is a small, undeveloped human who will be smarter than all species of animals put together, even if he's retarded.

>The fact you think you're so much above animals
I don't think I'm above animals. I am, and you are too.

>> No.14734034

>>14733555
That one really is a cookout flex

>> No.14734038

>>14733977
i'm not even vegan and would eat tempeh if i wasn't literally allergic to it

>> No.14734046

>>14734024
But there is significant overlap between the smartest apes and the dumbest humans. That's an objective fact. Koko the gorilla is an example

>> No.14734057

>>14734046
koko is smarter than the person you're responding to

>> No.14734060

>>14733554
The gardein tenders are definitely better, I get more of a crispy bite

>> No.14734118
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Certainly the best imitation cheese I've had.

>> No.14734126

>>14734118
their 'mozzarella' is alright, but i cant stomach their cheddar. the cream cheese is awesome though. And no, i'm not vegan, i'm lactose intolerant

>> No.14734153

>>14733790
based carnist

>> No.14734156

>>14734046
I have no doubt Koko is smarter than the average vegan.

>> No.14734319

>>14734156
Meatcucks have a lower IQ though.

>> No.14734335

>>14733874
You do know it's not required to support factory farms to eat animals. I just slaughtered one of my ducks today, the whole thing took 2 seconds and desu if someone told me this was how I was gonna die (quick and not seeing it coming on a beautiful sunny day at the prime of my life) I wouldn't be too upset. There are worse ways to go.

Definitely better than dying from having my organs dissolving from eating pesticides and writhing in agony for up to 3 weeks.

But yeah, I don't kill or eat animals for taste. I literally eat them in order to not suffer. If I ate for taste I'd be eating processed shit and sugar, shit, I eat my home grown watermelon for taste pleasure because that shit does not do any favors for my digestion.

I don't think I am above animals (or anything for that matter), but I don't see them as being able to live with or even comprehend the same basic rights as humans (i.e getting a job, owning and stewardship to land, voting, sapience etc). I do think my body digests them quite nicely and I feel much better when I eat them.

I do hope one day when i die to be eaten by animals, but humanities (especially western society) has such a fucked up relationship with death and consumption I don't think I will be given the postmortem right.

I do agree with vegans that if you are unwilling to raise, slaughter, butcher, cook and eat your own animals at LEAST once in your life then you don't deserve to eat meat.

>> No.14734344

>>14734335
well then i dont even disagree with you, at least you're not a hypocrit

>> No.14734357

>>14734319
The smartest animals in nature are omnivores, at least.

>> No.14734363

>>14734357
if an omnivore eats things that they know that's bad for them, are they really that smart?

>> No.14734364

>>14734335
>I don't think I am above animals
A clear case of low self-esteem.

You'll be a vegan in a matter of time.

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>>14734363
>Animal species eating something for thousands of years
>NOOOOOO, IT DOES YOU HARM!! DON'T EAT IIIIITTTTTTTT. THINK OF THE LITTLE ANIMALIRINOOOOOOSSSSSS

Download a biology book and read it rather than Harry Potter.

>> No.14734384

>>14734378
logical fallacies don't help your case, anon

>> No.14734413

>>14734384
Ignorance in evolution doesn't help yours, dear.

>> No.14734419

>>14734413
so because we raped and killed in the past, it's also okay to do it now? that's what you're arguing

>> No.14734437

we can never have good threads for long can we

>> No.14734458
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>>14733554

>> No.14734476

>>14734419
We?

I've never raped anyone, buddy.

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>>14734364
Nah, I tried being vegetarian for a few years. I was sick as a dog, hospitalized for kidney infection, and couldn't donate blood due to iron being too low. Also got my only ever cavity during that time (this was on top of issues with overeating and never feeling full, suicidal depression, and other common issues that come with animal abstinence). The only time I really feel better is either when I eat mostly animal products (like 80%) or fast.

My body really, really can't digest most plants.

This might blow your typical zealous vegans mind but I really don't see myself or humanity above animals in any sense outside of subjective. We rely on animals just like any predator relies on their prey, without them we are absolutely fucked. I don't think it's fun to slaughter animals, quite the opposite, I hate it.

But if I'm gonna eat meat, I might as well do it right and carry the burden of taking a sentient creatures only life on my conscious. I give my animals the best life I can, and give it's live a greater meaning than both itself and myself through topsoil restoration, and I don't sell the meat. Ideally all of it should remain at home even after it is dead and consumed.

>> No.14734480

>>14734476
you're not a human? that explains a lot

>> No.14734482

>>14733554
I love vegan food man.. people should really try it before shitting on it. BUT they are pretty pricey so I guess I can't blame them

>> No.14734485

>>14734477
sounds like you have underlying digestive issues anon

>> No.14734487

>>14734480
Raping is not a requirement to being a human.

>> No.14734489

>>14734487
>mental gymnastics

>> No.14734492

>>14734477
I don't think there's a problem with being vegetarian/vegan for health reasons. But if you get a boner for a cow or a pig and start feeling like they deserve to be coddled, then there's a personality problem. It really does.

>> No.14734507

Beyond sausage brats were better than the shitty johnsonville ones I had this year

>> No.14734523

>>14733977
you know there are other reasons aside from the humane aspect that make people become vegan right?

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>>14734485
Yeah, and I fixed them. Sorry I didn't fix my digestive issues in a way that would make you happy but I fixed them

>> No.14734582

>>14734564
i didnt give any value judgement, kinda weird you'd assume that, no need to be so sensitive about it anon

>> No.14734588

>>14733642
Reminder that you can eat whatever you want and still enjoy vegan foods

>> No.14734596

>>14734588
lol this, i eat whatever i like, i try to eat somewhat healthy, and sometimes i just like a nice vegan meal, i dont get why people would get upset by that

>> No.14734608
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>Then God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth.” (Genesis 1:26)

>> No.14734619

>>14734608
>christianfaggotry
you're not welcome here

>> No.14734623

>>14734492
The problem with being vegan for health reasons is that it's not healthy.

>> No.14734634

>>14734623
whole food vegan diets are healthier than the standard diet, did you miss the notice or something?

>> No.14734638

>>14734619
Says the person who thinks his life is as important as a dog's. LOL

>> No.14734641 [DELETED] 

>>14734608
Shoo shoo christcuck, that may be what Jews believe but Europeans give honor to nature

>> No.14734643
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>>14734608
Exodus 21:20-21
>And if a man beats his male or female servant with a rod, so that he dies under his hand, he shall surely be punished. Notwithstanding, if he remains alive a day or two, he shall not be punished; for he is his property.

“This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.” — Genesis 17:10
“…if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.” — Galatians 5:2

The Bible contradicts itself constantly and is essentially nonsense.

>> No.14734649

>>14734638
i'd kill your dog just to piss you off, who do you think you're talking to?

>> No.14734662

>>14734643
The Old Testament contains the Old Law for the Israelites. In the Letter to Galatians, Saint Paul was warning against Christians from thinking they needed to follow the old law regarding behavioral things and diets.

As for the passage from Exodus, I don't know what point you're trying to make.

You're copy paste Bible passages may work on ignoramuses, though.

>> No.14734664

>>14733762
Even here in Mexico you have to be clear with your products. If your "milk" doesn't have certain percentage of milk you have to call it dairy product.

>> No.14734669

>>14733554
Breaded soy is in no way better than the tender cut from a Chicken

>> No.14734670

>>14734634
>standard diet consisting of fast food and soft drinks
Just because the standard diet is trash doesn't make the vegan diet healthy. I wouldn't even say it's healthier seeing how it's lacking nutrients and the ones it doesn't lack are often less bioavailable.

>> No.14734671

>>14734649
even if you weren’t a pussy ass bitch hiding behind a computer screen you wouldn’t even make it to my door nigger.

>> No.14734677

>>14734669
get the chickpea ones instead. those taste way better

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>>14733554
Very based thread anon.

Also I’m not even a vegan, I just like to rotate between red meat, chicken and vegetarian and vegan meals for dinner

>> No.14734688

>>14734671
sure, you faggot. go suck some christian dick while you're at it

>> No.14734718

>>14734688
go pretend to be a tough guy on reddit and get the fuck off my board you atheist nigger

>> No.14734722

>>14734718
does your god allow you to use that kind of terminology?

>> No.14734754

>>14734722
yes

>> No.14734762

>>14734754
phoney christian, get the fuck off my atheist board

>> No.14734767

>>14734762
this isn’t /lgbt/ you atheist nigger faggot

>> No.14734773

>>14734767
kek, still thinking the majority of people in the west are religious, stay delusional

>> No.14734785

>>14734773
They aren't, and look at the absolute state of this planet.

Netflix literally released a softcore child porn and people are reacting like it's not even important.

>> No.14734799

>>14734785
oh look another right wing NPC, who would have guessed. Your talking points are getting stale bro

>> No.14734841

>>14734118
Their feta is shit although I will say it tastes ok it's nothing like actual feta. Plus points for no soy.

>> No.14734861

>>14734799
NPC is right-wing culture.

The left can't meme.

>> No.14734869

>>14734861
just keep repeating the same /pol/ memes, sometime soon they'll notice you anon, i promise

>> No.14734873

>>14734869
you already have.

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>>14733554
>whole oats in the batter
They could've at least tried.

>> No.14734876

>>14734873
stop falling for the memes anon, it's not too late

>> No.14735026

Op just wanted to know good vegan subs

>> No.14736086

>>14733642
The average human is probably a net negative on society, while at least chickens lay eggs.

>> No.14736464

>>14734681
>saus´age

>> No.14736632

>>14734608
You can't spend time paraphrasing the bible and then be hateful. That's not how religion works.
You can't have it both ways you dumbass.

>> No.14736983

>>14733618
I was a vegetarian for 10 years, and I can confirm that the best vegetarian foods are the ones that aren't trying to perfectly ape a meat product. Bean burgers are way fucking better than whatever that creepy shit Morningstar Farms makes.

>> No.14737038

>>14733874
Toddlers are pretty smart dude

>> No.14737095

>>14733555
how much soy does it contain?
does eating this just 1 time is too much damage?

>> No.14737105

>>14733554
>>14734482
I love vegan food too, I was vegan from 14-21 and now all the morning star and boca burgers as well as those fake soy hot dogs are major comfort food for me. I don't eat them anymore after feeling the reality of how horrible it all was for me, but once in a while I'll have some.May as well try OPs shit once at least. What I won't touch is the soy imitation canned tuna.

>> No.14737275

>>14733897
>t. disgusting vegan swine

>> No.14737503

>>14733977
Stop being a schizo dude. It's clear you're really butthurt about a whole spectrum of /pol/ retardation when we just want to talk about some plant foods.

>> No.14739180

>>14737503
Bbbbbased

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>>14733664

>> No.14739273

>>14734643
>“…if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.” — Galatians 5:2
doesn't this just mean that if you're one of the Chosen people what you have is good enough and you don't need Christ?

>> No.14739359

>>14733554
>t. foodcuck

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>>14733554
i loved these so godamn much but every trader joes i been to now only has the regular chicken ones whats up with that bullshit

>> No.14739414

>>14733642
i know your worth less than a chicken to me and i eat meat whats your point

>> No.14739505

>>14739414
you're*

>> No.14739537

>>14739505
stupid ass chickens cant spell they dont even need their heads to walk around so shut th fuvk up

>> No.14739630

>>14739409
Same anon. I started driving to the nicer TJs across the city and they have better vegan products for some reason.

>> No.14739633

>>14733554
Dated a hot ass vegan chick and had to put up with that shit for like 6 months. She wouldn't let me eat meat around her. All vegan food, outside of shit like cookies and brownies, that attempts to replace or imitate a non-vegan ingredient is fucking trash.

>> No.14739645

>>14739633
>She wouldn't let me eat meat around her.
simp

>> No.14739651

>>14739645
I'm like a 6/10 and got to mating press a legit 9.5/10 for half a year by pretending to be vegan. Fucking worth it.

>> No.14739672

>>14739651
how fucking crazy was she?

>> No.14739698

>>14739672
For leftoid vegan college girls? Suspiciously normal. This was like 2010 though before society went nuts.

>> No.14741248

>>14733687
>cashew cream
fuck off, that tastes nor does it feel anything like mozzarella. it's more of a spread to put on toast than anything
>>14733874
>The fact you think you're so much above animals you have a right to kill them just for taste is a sign of psychopathy.
anon, we're an omnivorous species. if you don't want to eat meat then that's on you, but don't try and lynch others for doing it when it's in our nature to place ourselves above others. you're not insinuating that other animals care about us or other species, right?

>> No.14741250

>>14734419
raping didn't make our brains grow several times
eating meat and cooking our food did

>> No.14741288

>>14733977
Because they don't want to admit they fell for a fad because then they won't be special anymore.

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>>14733554

>> No.14741428

>>14737095
Soy's isoflavones do not readily translate into bodily available estrogens, nor do they have strong effects on estrogen receptors. If you tried to eat soy for the estrogenic effects you'd sooner die from being overweight than achieve effects similar to estradiol. Hell, just being fat would have a stronger effect on hormone production than soy.

>> No.14741493

>>14741428
you know that saying about how giving a book to an uneducated person might just cause more harm because they'll only understand parts of it and then assume they know everything about the subject? that's you

>> No.14741499

Seared bite

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>>14741292

>> No.14741505

>>14741500
what's the joke here

>> No.14741512

>>14733664
There's as much altruism in veganism as there's B12 in their shitty diets.

>> No.14741535

>>14741512
>synthetic injectable altruism
kek

>> No.14741544

>>14733642
What cuck church sermon did you learn this at?

>> No.14741584

>>14733642
t. morallet

>> No.14741588

>>14741292
>fried chicken
>contains no chicken
And Americans wonder why their food supply is full of poison. You let companies get away with blatant lies like this.

>> No.14741591

>>14741588
>literally says it's made out of plants
>this is somehow false advertising
take your pills

>> No.14741600

>>14741591
>implying that's ok
kill yourself fag

>> No.14741604

>>14741600
how is it not okay? it's obviously not made out of fucking meat, you goddamn idiot. all vegan products are clearly marked as such and you'd genuinely have to be braindead to pick one up on accident

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>>14733554
American Chinese food in general

>> No.14741617

>>14741604
>defending soyshit
end your life

>> No.14741622

>>14741591
>FRIED CHICKEN
>ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵖˡᵃnᵗˢ ˡᵒˡ
this is why Americans are fat and retarded

>> No.14741637

>>14741617
>consumers want X
>X is on the market now
>this is somehow a bad thing
>>14741622
vegan alternatives aren't an american thing and even if they were that still wouldn't be the reason why so many of them are obese considering the fact that most of them do in fact eat meat. also,
>acting as if your eyes aren't immediately drawn to the circle and logo

>> No.14741641

>>14741622
are you talking about the thing that's labelled "BEYOND Fried Chicken?"

>> No.14741660

>>14733642
why are carnists so easily offended by vegans?

>> No.14741663

>>14733853
what does peta have to do with being vegan faggot?
go vegan or kill your dog

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Vegan crumbles are better than ground beef in every day meals imo. They keep for much longer, no fat to deal with, and better texture for things like sauces and stir fries or anything with a lot of flavor to begin with. They're useless for burgers but I only make those on special occasions anyway

>> No.14741766

>>14741710
You mean TVP/TSP? I can't eat it anymore after watching Wolf Pit's videos. Anytime it shows up on a label he writhes over how spongey it is.

>> No.14741784

>>14741493
>U-UR DUMB LOL
nice one anon.

>> No.14741950

>>14741766
Some of the more recent TVP products have been improving I think (the frozen Gardein ground beef, whatever it's made of, is ok for a chili or meat sauce). I've also been to vegan restaurants recently that work magic with soy curls and TVP from dry, I want to learn how to do that.

>> No.14741957 [DELETED] 

>>14733642
Not true, I recognize c*rnies as morally and physically inferior though I don't go out of my way to harm them.

>> No.14741958

>>14741637
the cope levels in this post are unreal

>> No.14742211

>>14741637
This, its not even related to Americans, other countries have alternatives to meat too

>> No.14742274

>>14733554
never had that, but their "fish" nuggets are great

>> No.14742623

>>14741957
Based

>> No.14744331

>>14733614
Oh shut the fuck up, go shitpost in a thread with things you like then.

>> No.14744601

>>14733554
Not a vegan but some vegan products do taste better. Vegan frozen nuggets and tenders are usually a lot tastier than real chicken frozen nuggets. Fresh fried real tenders are best of course, but the vegan frozen stuff is very good.

>> No.14745174

>>14733554
they got spicy ones now, good shit

>> No.14745316

>>14733555
seared bite

>> No.14745536
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>>14741663
Most people end up killing their dogs eventually nimrod. It's just that livestock doesn't have to be in horrible agony first in order for us to feel compelled to do it (unless it's shitty industrial livestock in which case no one should be buying that)

>> No.14747038

>>14745536
>most people kill their dog
What? I assume this is projection.

>> No.14747599
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>>14747038
You have never heard of someone putting their dogs to sleep?

>> No.14747623

>>14745536
>>14747599
Why do you keep reposting your ducks on ck? Are you looking for attention to deflect from the obvious pleasure you take in gutting and killing your ducks? There’s something slightly sick about how much you post your dead duck pictures, buddy.

>> No.14747644
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>>14747623
I don't take pleasure in killing but the plucking and gutting is satisfying. Plus people post dead animals all over here anyways. It's just dressed up to look pretty for people who are wildly separated from their food.

>> No.14747663

>>14747644
nothing healthy about you reposting ducks walking around your white trash backyard then bleeding stuffed into your metal cones over and over, buddy.

>> No.14747673

>>14733600
>no milk, no nuts, no eggs, no soy
what are they made out of?

>> No.14747697
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>>14747663
But it's totally healthy for people to eat animals stuffed in assembly line metal cones over and over?
Or is it healthier to eat plants that require that people decimate all life within that area via carcinogens, gunmen, traps, poision, dogs, etc, with soil so shite it cant hold water so when it rains all the pesticides and artificial fertilizers go into nearby waterways and suffocate all the organisms in the water?

What is healthy?

>> No.14747707

>>14747697
Stfu pseudo philosopher wannabe genius.
Why don’t you repost the ones where the ducks are bleeding out the cones all over your yard for the 100th time? you belong in /b/, white trash friend.

>> No.14747736

>>14747707
These ducks aren't bled out, they are knocked unconscious and then decapitated.
I have no pictures of the actual slaughter since I have to be 100% present in order to kill them as quickly as possible.

Sorry you don't like the unpleasant reality of food, but I can assure you the production of industrial food is far uglier. We only have 50 industrial harvests of topsoil left, maybe less. Me and my ducks are just working to restore a bit of it. However males are rapey and expendable, and my male to female ratio rate is way out of whack, so most of the males have to go.

>> No.14747744
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>>14747697
dude you are actually retarded. this is a thread about plant based alternatives and you are posting animal corpses jerking yourself off over adhering to the status quo

>> No.14747748

>>14747623
>why are you posting food on the food and cooking board
?????

>> No.14747765

>>14747736
Are you saying there’s two of you niggers reposting your dead backyard ducks over and over again? Sad!

>> No.14747775
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>>14747744
So should I post shit like this? Most of your plant based cheeses use cashews, a relative of poison ivy.

>> No.14747788
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>>14747744
Or maybe this? Since being vegan is all about the animals, right? Fish are so thankful you are using plant based meat, so they can slowly suffocate in their toxic agricultural runoff homes.

>> No.14747789

>>14747707
but he's right tho, farming kills more animals than animal husbandry does by several orders of magnitude, hell it even causes red tide and fucks up the ocean when nitrates from fertilizer contaminates it
>>14747744
your threads are not immune from being shitposted in nor from being argued against, maybe you should go to a different website with more "friendly" board culture
>>14747765
I support duckbro's efforts since it makes you v*gans absolutely seethe

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>>14747788
what do animals eat retard. there is just as much farm land feeding livestock
>>14747775
thats too bad the conditions there are so horrid, but its about the animals. carnists eat cashews too
>>14747789
you are just making shit up. again, livestock has just as much farmland dedicated to feeding them. majority of soy production goes towards livestock. try thinking critically about that instead of pretending like every animal is eating grass

>> No.14747837

>>14733687
bullshit

>> No.14747838

>>14747789
Quit sucking his dick and ask him to repost the one with the dead duck. Again.

>> No.14747848

>>14747835
Cows eat hay and grass, chicken eat corn, pigs it anything. Just because some retards are feeding their animals soy doesn't mean that I do nor that I support it. Why don't you start thinking critically and realize that your vegan diet is killing the planet and your idiot brain cells?

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>>14747848
i dont give a shit what you support, the reality is animal agriculture is killing the planet cause the vast majority of ranchers are feeding them soy and corn. lmao GRASS. so much resources go into raising livestock for little energy output
like how stupid are you dude, just because you dont support something doesn't make it true; there is no fantasy world where free ranged reddit fed beef feeds the planet

>> No.14747900

>>14747892
By that logic you're supporting carnism by being vegan because your lack of support isn't stopping it.

>> No.14747904

>>14747892
Shaddap, ya ignorant slut.

>> No.14747907

>>14747892
Point me to a single cattle ranch that you know for a fact feeds their cows soy.

>> No.14748356
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>>14747835
The thing about the animals needing land is that this land is generally unsuited for crops, or sometimes is even RUINED by crop production. Sometimes grazing herds are even hired by conservationists to help heal land that is so overgrown by weeds that wildlife cannot graze on them.

I came to the conclusion that ultimately what is causing our environmental crisis is our massive influx of consumerism over the last century. Like, you are screaming about animal ag, which only in it's modern, hyper industrial form is destructive and unsustainable (which can also be said for crop ag), meanwhile people have funko pop collections that could fill 20 landfills and wont ever biodegrade.

The issue is consumerism and a lack of productivity. The reason people are starving in 3rd world countries is because the lazy assholes in 1st world countries are stealing their land in the form of financial transactions in the supermarket.

I grow my own food, with a persistent goal of independence from as much of the supermarket as possible, so no, I don't eat cashews. I am growing hazelnuts, and have black walnuts.

I already grow a good percentage of my ducks feed, with the end goal to grow even more next spring, as well as get geese, which eat 90% of its diet in pasture. Goats need less water than soy. All this crazy shit I'm learning that I would have never learned if I just blindly believed everything vegans said. Most vegans I talk to don't know the first thing about livestock. You would think if you loved something you'd want to be close to it and learn as much about it as possible. But what do I know, I'm just a duck murdering femanon.

Also posting pictures of mentally ill shooters on here only succeeds in exposing your misanthropic nature. I don't think humans are bad. Hands that harm can also heal. Humans are a part of nature. We have a role to play. Get over it.

>> No.14748359

It's not fashionable to say it, but vegetarian haggis actually has a much nicer consistency and same taste as the real thing, which makes sense I suppose, since all the taste is in the seasoning

>> No.14748386

>>14733773
The fact they can call it that is disgusting too given that its not got a hazelnuts in it to begin with. Turku hazelnut spread from Turkey opened my eyes to the abortion that is Nutella, hazelnut spreads are better when they are in fact almost all hazelnut, and not just palm oil and sugar.

>> No.14748392

>>14733868
PETA is a shitty organization, should have just said that instead of trying to frame it as whataboutism anon since if you've noticed that is the bread and butter of 4chan "debate"

>> No.14748402

>>14748356
you seem to only think about what you have, and thats not how the planet works; the entire planet isn't just what you do. its about feeding the planet, not this magic out of reality world where everyone lives on a lot of land with goats and chickens and a plot to farm
you are actually retarded

>> No.14748411

>>14748402
not everybody is vegan, nor will they ever be, so your stupid comment about a fantasy world applies to yourself anon

>> No.14748422

>>14747775
Miyokos is the biggest chashew cheese brand and they use ethical cashews. Shame their food is gross! I do agree with your point in general, I think some vegans don't care enough about suffering in general and will throw a fit about honey but then go on to shovel palm oil down their gullet.

>> No.14748447

>>14748411
im not acting like everyone is vegan faggot, try reading
meanwhile this retard thinks everyone can own ducks in their backyards on their land with the property they own absolute fucking delusions

>> No.14748470

>>14748447
you totally can if you don't live in a faggot-producing city. i swear if we put you urbanites in camps and exterminated the lot of you we'd achieve heaven on earth.

>> No.14748491

>>14748470
mental illness

>> No.14748522

>>14748491
says the faggot with a deflated vegan brain

>> No.14748567

>>14748522
rent free

>> No.14748579

>>14748567
kek can’t even use meme responses correctly

>> No.14748607

>>14748402
You are bitching about feeding the planet. Who the fuck do you feed?

>> No.14748616

>>14733554
Imagine being vegan and have to imitate non vegan food to eat it, nigga eat vegetables and real food not overly processed fake shit. That's not the point of veganism if you need to make a whole fake chicken just to no eat the real one you are just a trendy faggot and not really get the message. You are still ruining the environment and exploiting living things.

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>>14748422
Just wondering, what constitutes ethical cashews? A fair wage? Medical compensation for any damage from the processing?
And even if one ingredient is ethical, what about other ingredients? Are they ethical? My friend worked in a strawberry farm in Australia and had to work her ass off for well below minimum wage. If they treat workers like that in the "first" world how the fuck you think workers are treated in countries that have little to no human rights laws?

And we aren't even going into the environment here.

I just keep coming to the conclusion that I have to produce my own food.

>> No.14748704

vegan brain shrinkage is real

>> No.14748735

>>14748627
based homesteader anon, keep doing God's work

>> No.14749684

>>14748735
Miyoko's creamery is a special case, she actually goes to the worker's country and helps them by herself. and she's Asian herself and has more empathy for them.

Sorry.. but no dice. other companies are not a exception though

>> No.14749695

>>14748627
can you grow duckweed or azolla for ducks ?

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>>14749695
My neighbor has a man made pond, and this year the wild ducks that normally would eat his duckweed didn't show up this year so I got a pretty good amount of duckweed which my ducks absolutely loved. I plan on making ponds in the future for a variety of uses and the ducks are hopefully going to help manage some of them. Seeing my ducks in a swale or pond would make me really happy, I love seeing the ducks splash in their pools.

>> No.14750236

>>14747673
Hamburger meat