/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14730955
>saltines
>flavor
Pick one. Also the saltine challenge is for pussies. It's easy as fuck to eat a whole sleeve of these.

>>14730955
I always come back to saltines. No fake ass butter flavor.

>>14730955
These are my go-to cracker, honestly. You can go sweet with peanut butter or savory with cheese. You can crush these bitches up into a bowl of chili, soup, stew, etc. They are infinitely versatile.

>>14730955
>Is there a greater cracker than a premium saltine? Perfect balance of texture and flavor. It’s so good I even eat them plain
I like the Walmart wheat saltines the best.
But they are salt bombs, so I don't eat them anymore.
air popped popcorn is the best crunchy food.

>>14730955
This things are weirdly great.

For nice cheese I go with a plain water cracker but I like saltines for everything you mentioned

>>14730955
I always have saltines in the house. Eat em with cheese or deenz and hot sauce.

I used to eat those like chips, by the sleeve. They're pretty awesome

>>14730955
Carr's

>>14730955
i'm a big fan of club crackers as well
i keep a box of both on hand
great with deenz and some cheese

>>14735280
I eat them with some ham.

>>14735287
ham and crackers is great
i'll do a little deli turkey, some sharp cheddar, and a drop or two of hot sauce on a cracker and eat what i estimate would be the equivalent of a sandwich's worth

>>14730955
Isn't there some claim that you can't eat 6 of these in under a minute? I tried it once and got 6 down in like 50 seconds, although maybe I was wrong about the claim and it's more than 6

>>14730955
For me its premium plus

you can make these out of them :o)

>>14736127
Fuck these

>>14736215
Fuck you

>>14736230
Fuck you too

Fuck Lunchables. The only proper thing with Saltines is Deenz.

>>14730955
saltine crackers would be better if they were 30% smaller an this is coming from a saltine enthusiast

Streit's Matzos

>>14730955
I prefer the (very hard to find) unsalted whole wheat Walmart (great value) brand crackers.

>>14736215
>>14736230
>>14736262

And that, ladies and gentlemen, was brief story on how Massachusetts was born.

>>14730955
water crackers are better

peanut butter on saltine crackers is bretty gud.

>>14731068
There's a time limit for the challenge. That's what makes it difficult

>>14730955
Saltines plus Kraft singles are still one of my favorite snack combos

>>14730955
Dont lie those be to spicy fo u wite boy

>>14736297
based deenz poster.
I make sardine pate and spread it on saltines pretty much every week. The best snack.

>>14730955
Ever since watching that spongebob episode I’ve always ate these with ketchup spread on them. To be fair I have to be pretty drunk to make them, since I’m not capable of making anything else

>>14736595
egg and onion
onion and poppy
both are great!

>>14730955
Take one of these, slap a piece of salami on it with a slice of havarti and a dab of dijon mustard if you're feeling frisky. Perfection

>>14735280
Came to post this

>>14730955
>unironically eating saltines plain
Barely are worth a platter for shitty canned meat and cheese spread.
Make way for a king.

Saltines are great, but these are superior. Especially dropped in a good bowl of clam chowder from Swan's Oyster Depot. I like matzoh too, but mostly just because of nostalgia.

>>14740738
Ritz are disgusting

>>14740738
No.

i like to eat those with a mixture of sour cream and whatever hotsauce i have on hand.
makes a nice dipping sauce

>>14740738
too much fat, and not the good kind

>>14730955
for me it's goldfish.