/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14731722
You forgot the seven limes, faggot.

>>14731722
Lurn2 cook

Congratulations you paid $35 for $20 of walmart negrow food , here's your wooden cookie

>>14731722
you SICK FUCK you spent money on la croix and those eggs aren't even cage free

>>14731731
>whole chicken 37 cents
>cucumber almost six dollars

Where the fuck is this from?

>>14731722
I bet those pre-formed frozen burgers are damn near 12 bucks

>>14731812
nigger land

>>14731817
They were $7, fren.

>>14731731
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>>14731822
Shit, that's pretty cheap they'd be way more where I am.

>>14731722
Never buy preformed burgers, they're always crap. Just buy those tubes of raw mince and season it yourself.

>>14731852
Only a retard would buy preformed burgers

>>14731818
Kinda makes me want to move back to Africa honestly.

>>14731856
Gross, not the tubes, you want the stuff that looks like worms otherwise it will end up rubbery

>>14731722
what state, we need context so we can berate you even more

>>14731722
>Bunch of bananas
>2 tomatoes
>2 bell peppers
That's not a lot of food.

>>14731722
This looks like you kinda got ripped off, if you paid 33 dollars, friend...

>>14731722
>prepackaged patties
kill yourself poorfag

>>14731910
Yeah he could easily get twice as much food for that if he wasn't lazy.

>>14731722

If you’re shopping somewhere expensive, you are paying for the privilege of a pleasant experience and not sharing the same space with poor people.

Frozen beef patties will always be more expensive than bulk ground beef, cheese will be expensive, hummus is expensive but you can make your own for less, peppers will be pricey, there are other vegetables that are cheaper, nothing should be name brand, it’s literally all the same food made in the same place, shop at Aldi’s and farmers markets, buy in season. Eat more beans.

>>14731877
I live in DC.

>>14731722
>>14731722
>Lacroix
>Pre sliced bread
>Pre sliced mushrooms
>Pre formed hamburgers

I sincerely hope you will die from cancer or horrible slow and painful death also hope your mother or father will die crushed by a truck.

>>14731964
It's probably a nigger with foodstamps he will starve the 15 of the month.

>premade burgers in a box

>>14731722
>33 US DOLLARS for this shit
what?

>>14731722

OP could have saved 10 dollars just by buying the cheese by the brick, a two pound packed of simple ground beef and Krogers sparkling water rather then Lacroix.

He's also using a keurig. Cry more about your food budget moron.

>>14732179
where are you supposed to get unsliced bread that isnt some pointless artisanal loaf or a baguette

>>14732286

you make it yourself. Its not hard.

>>14732296
then why didnt you say "buying breading from a store" instead of specifying pre-sliced

>>14732280
He is a nigger.

The problem with niggers is that they are low-IQ. This doesn't just mean they are stupid, it means they don't understand what things do or how to make them or why they should make them. There has never been a nigger that stood on the bank of a river and thought, "Gee, sure would be easier to get this water back home if I had a way to carry more of it." Instead, they stand on the bank of the river, dunk their bucket, and walk 10 miles back home with their bucket of water. They don't build a canal, they don't irrigate, they don't build barrels. Nothing. It's because the thought never occurs to them.
This is why stupid niggers living in the West are still so incapable of coping. They see White man has a nice house and a nice car. They want a nice house and a nice car. They don't know how to get those things, so they get mad and decide everyone is racist. All they know is that they want what you have and they don't know how to get it. That's why they commit a disproportionate amount of crime.
Niggers simply lack the curiosity to make innovation because they don't question anything or wonder or think. They just eat and shit out niglets.
Without niggers Mars would be already colonized but instead we waste our precious time and throw away trillions to babysit them.
They are holding back all humanity.

>>14731731
Lmao where can you buy $0.01 of tempeh?

>>14732331
buy in bulk, plan ahead and your per serve cost will drop like a sack of shit

>>14731864
No shit

Why are you guys bullying me?

>>14731731
>100.2% tip
lmao do americans really

>>14731812
its a super old meme

>>14731864
nah bro these slap

>>14731731
Some day I'm making everything in the bottom

>>14731731
>whole chicken $0.37
wat?

>pinching pennies
>bought pre-sliced cheese, pre-cooked burgers, and fuckign la croix
Only yourself to blame here. Also mushrooms probably weren't the best choice since they're on the expensive side for what you get, compared to something like zucchini which is better, more filling, and cheaper.

>>14732179
>I sincerely hope you will die from cancer or horrible slow and painful death also hope your mother or father will die crushed by a truck.
*GASPS*

I am proud to be a white man.

>>14731722
>sliced mushrooms

>>14732321
Good post.

What is wrong with LaCroix? It has no calories, no artificial shit, tastes great and is a refreshing carbonated beverage.

What do you think we should drink? Artificially sweetened shit drink?

>>14732514
Yourself zoomer faggot.

>>14732132
ok, I'll let it slide a bit, but please put more thought into getting foods that will last you for less money,

>>14732796
Everything you said was true up until.
tastes great.
I can taste the Carbon dioxide in it. It's awful. Bubbly is way better.

>>14732813
You can taste the carbon dioxide? As opposed to not tasting the fizz? Are their two carbonation methods?

>>14732799
What should I get next time?

>>14732993
I heard their were blacks in DC. What do you do to keep yourself safe from those savages? I know its a little off topic, but I saw some the other day and I want all you guys to be safe out there from those animals.

>>14732993
Regular water that comes out of a faucet

>>14733014
It's funny seeing Americans post. Here I am a little bit north, living near one of the most multicultural places on earth. I meet black people every day and in 40+ years have never had any problem with them. Most, especially the ones directly from Africa are generally awesome.

If I was black and stuck in a racist shithole like the US I'd probably have turned into a real asshole too lol.

>>14731812
i live in NYC and my grocery store sometimes has whole chickens on sale for like $3 a chicken

>shopping at the harry peeter
>not going on a triple coupon day with a fistful of clipped coupons
You're a fucking retard.

>>14733046
As someone from the proper side of Canada, I'd just like to point out that we literally bulldozed our last black neighbourhood in the 70s to build an overpass and forced all the niggers south into Washington state. I never saw a black person in real life until I went on a school trip to Ottawa when I was 15.
Fuck niggers and you parasites in the east.

>>14733046
Well, you probably aren't an attractive white woman that they rape. Probably don't have money and posessions that they want so you've not been burglarized. Consider yourself lucky. The blacks from Africa are a bit different than the ones that have been here awhile.

>>14731864
Sry for beeing retarded but why?

>>14732321
This is just a cooking board, chill out bro lol

>>14733068
So you're just about in the same camp as the murricans.

>>14733076
This whole thing just makes me laugh. No I'm not a girl but I'm decently well off. Black people are literally just peoplebut their skin is dark.

We have a lot homeless druggies that steal shit and leave piles of garbage in the woods but they're almost all white, sometimes native. Not to say theres anything bad about whites or natives, it's just how things break down here with the lower classes.

>>14733014
Glad you asked, so let me tell you. I've been living in DC for the past three years, and prior to moving here I was never really racist except toward Jewish people for destroying Christianity in the West. But living in DC, even as a Roman Catholic, makes it extremely difficult not to be racist toward Black Americans. Let me be clear, I have no problem with Africans. In fact, I have several African friends here in DC. It's just Black Americans who behave like fucking animals. Incidentally, there are many preventative measures I take to avoid any sort of altercation with them. For instance, I avoid walking past groups of Blacks, I avoid making eye contact with most older Black males because that sets them off for some reason, and I simply ignore Blacks when I'm out in public, even if said Blacks are behaving uncouthly. That being said, I am not afraid to defend myself and never let Blacks disrespect or harass me. When I first moved to DC I almost got into a fight with one inside a fast casual restaurant because said Black went around harassing patrons inside to buy him a meal. He asked me three times before I exploded and got up in his face. But I was with my ex-gf at the time, so after I snapped and almost socked the guy, I had to deescalate the situation because I realized he could have been carrying a knife or something, and I didn't want to endanger my ex. Incidentally, I've learned a lot since then. Blacks are usually always armed with a knife or gun. It's just better to let them alone than get involved. It's not worth get stabbed over something minor like a black guy calling your girlfriend a bitch. Most of the blacks here don't give a single fuck about going to prison, and they often try to incite fights. Personally, it's hard to empathize with the BLM when Blacks refuse to be held accountable for their animalistic behavior, like Black on Black crime. And what about Black genocide via abortion? Yet they only care about black felons dying in custody?

>>14733066
I had like $8 worth of savings today, faggot.

>/ck/ - Fuck Niggers
Just started cooking for myself a couple weeks ago and I think I'm going to like it here.

>>14733125
Actually they aren't just people. There are important and significant biological, structural and mental differences between caucasians and negros.

https://files.catbox.moe/f4cxix.png

>>14731731
>3 cent mutton
I live in muslim land and even mutton is not that cheap here.

>>14733161
They keep encroaching. Not our fault.

>>14733126
>Jewish people for destroying Christianity in the West
>Roman Catholic

It was those evil jooz who created a virgin boy molesting cult that loves illegal immigrants.

>>14733185
>implying opportunistic Satanic sodomites didn't infiltrate the one true Church to destroy it from within

>>14733164
You're cute lol

>>14733161
I mean, if there's any group more deserving of hate, it's the parasitic leeches of eastern Canada preaching their faggoty values like they're not a tumour on this nation.

>>14733192
>le joo man fault

Keep coping

>>14733193
Ty ;) but I prefer handsome.

>>14733205
Why do you think the Jew-owned media relentlessly attacks the Catholic Church instead of any other religion?

>>14732321

>>14733206
You're not handsome though. Just cute like a baby.

>>14732321
>He is a nigger.

Black's don't drink La Croix, let alone buy fruits or vegetables.

>>14733068
No one respects canada, there is no "proper side", it's a pussy faggot place for pussy faggots.

>>14731964
Farmers markets are actually really expensive

>>14733208
Because they rape little kids? It's funny when the media does go after degenerates but those degenerates happen to be your own then it's still the jews.

>>14733229
Okay, Huang. I'm sorry your work visa got denied. Try again next year, though.

>>14731722
>presliced mushrooms
>presliced cheese
>preformed burgers
>premade hummus
>La Soix
>buying tomatoes and peppers when they are retard proof to grow
I'd tell you how much of a failure you are, but I find it morally questionable to pick on the mentally disabled

>>14733131
lmao /ck/ truly is the poorfag board

>>14733243
>implying opportunistic Satanic sodomites are Catholic

Hearty kek, anon. Imagine being this naive. I’m sure the fags over at the Boy Scouts really care about the great outdoors too, right? Retard.

>>14733244
Good one, not even gooks are retarded enough to colonize canada, there is no future there. You goofy soft liberal pussies. I would join the military so fast if we went to war just to show you cunts what a real man looks like.

>>14733252
>being this new

Why do you think we have so many dollar menu fast food threads?

>>14733255
>but someone else does it also!!!!

Thankfully, the boy scouts didn't have billions of pedo dollars and went bankrupt. The main difference which you're too dumb to get is, the boy scouts never pretended to a religion.

>>14731731
Favorite /ck/ related image.

>>14733046
I'm black American and I grew up in, a mostly black, upper middle class neighborhood. I have good credit and a STEM degree. Some non-blacks are just assholes and others patronize me. It's annoying. 4chan is a therapeutic to keep my mental health in check.

Anyway, what kind of beef do I buy to make hamburgers? I see chuck, then something about lean on these packages.

>>14733315
What was the type of ground chuck you stole? 80 lean / 20 fat is what you should have taken if you wanted to make good hamburgers.

>>14733364
it's fine, he stole some tallow to mix in to the ground chuck as he's forming burgers

>>14733315
I don't really make hamburgers much less from scratch but I feel like some fat in there helps. If I'm buying ground for hamburger patties I go with medium not lean.

>3 out of 10 items are natural
>rest are processed food items

no you just can't cook

>>14733080

Cheaper to make yourself from ground mince?

what you usually get at grocery store?

orange juice
coke
yogurt
amy burrito
potato chips
garlic
bread
soap
toothpaste

never know wat else to grab cause I always order food

>>14733405
Soap and toothpaste? Don't you guys have enough of that in storage for years?

>>14733414
nigga... I don't even have storage lol

>>14733405
why get soap just get shampoo and use the extra foam as soap when u wash ur head

>>14733444
I actually don't buy shaving cream and use combo of soap and hair conditioner.

soap and warm water have been getting the job done for ages.

You can just use that antimicrobial softsoap handsoap for your entire body and hair. Just squirt some in your hand before you go in the shower by the sink. Start with the hair and let it fall all over you.

>>14733469
>You can just use that antimicrobial softsoap
handsoap for your entire body and hair.

>>14733252
lol

>>14731722
>Harris teeter
UHHHH, BASED DEPARTMENT?

>>14733494
Not as good as Wegmans. Last time I was at a Wegmans, I saw a little girl cosplaying Elsa from Frozen flashing her tits and itching her bald cunny.

>>14731722
thats what happens when you spend $8 a pack on pre-sliced cheese.

>>14733236
Yeah, unless you're buying from an unmanned 'honor system' stand on the side of the road in trumpville USA you're better off just shopping at walmart or aldi. And those only exist when stuff is in season locally.

Farmers markets are just for popup greengrocers these days. its not like a farmer can get a stand and sell his wares when they're ripe, you need to maintain your stand year-round to guarantee even having a spot.

>>14733615
Trump sure is fantastic though.

>>14733527
It cost almost $3 and was a BOGO (buy one, get one free).

>>14731722
The supply chains are fucked. Expect things to only get worse from here on out.

>>14731722
all of that is trash and I would never eat frozen patties, but are you really going to eat those burgers on wheat bread?

>>14732611
it's if you buy a whole chicken and only use a $0.37 portion of it

>>14731722
people don't know how to spend money in america and it really shows
>>14733282
this is one of mine

>>14733733
Based Albini

>>14733738
>he doesn’t live in a city

Why can’t you fucking flyover inbreds understand that things cost more in the city? That pack of chicken breasts alone would cost 2.5x more. When the lockdown first started, I could find any chicken for almost one month. A bag of grapes costs $10 right now. Shit is fucked, bros.

>>14733755
It's from Walmart's website. I don't think the prices vary according to location if they are published like that.

>>14732132
>he doesn't even live in a state
lmao

>>14733764
It’s basic supply and demand, retard. A pack of chicken breasts will not be the same in DC as it is in Bumfuckville, NE.

>>14733785
Stores are legally forbidden from steering away from advertisement prices. You are larping.

>>14732514
When I'm being lazy the HEB oven meals are pretty good for after work. Just add a bit of spice and salt and you're golden.

>>14733808
>clinging to some arbitrary rule pulled out your ass

You ain’t seen nothing yet. Just wait until the supply chains start collapsing.

>>14733738
>>14733755
$27.02 for the same items at HEB in the nation's 4th largest city.

>>14733161
>>14733204

>>14733755
I live in one of the big cities in the northeast and I can easily find chicken breast at $1.88, sometimes $.99 and I don't even shop at discount grocery store.

>>14731722
>Dril tweet about his monthly budgets & candles.txt

>>14731722
>sliced cheese
>sliced mushrooms
> preformed burgers
>fucking sugar bread
>premade "personal" cake

Jesus Christ you're bad at shopping.

>>14732321
>Sir, this is a Wendy's.

>>14733405
Pork Tenderloin
Parsley
Almonds
Eggs
Knorr chicken stock pot

I need these almost every time i go

>>14731722
la croix fucking sucks and anyone who likes it is only pretending to like it

>>14733405
cheerios

>>14733405
Steak (Ribeye usually to bulk freeze)
Ground chuck 80/20
Chicken breasts
Lamb chops (if sale)
Pork Ribs (Baby Back)
Thick center cut bacon
Scrapple
Milk
Butter
Ovaltine
Various cheeses (variety)
Jerky
Nuts for desert/snacking

Thats mostly it usually. Sometimes I try foreign food for fun.

>>14731722
>12 pack of La Croicks: $20
heres your answer you mouth breathing retard

>>14734130
>no one can like things I dislike

>>14731722
>he didn't use his VIC card

>>14731731
Wow that is the dumbest image I've seen on here in a long time, grats

>>14731731
But how much time are you wasting preparing all that food?

>>14731722
>buying prepackaged hummus and presliced mushrooms
fucks sake

>>14732313
>>14732286
>store-bought bread that isn't pre-sliced is artisanal
Jfc Americans are such globocorp sheeple

>>14736471
huh?

>>14731722
So burgers and omelets for 2 weeks and then what?

>>14731731
Ewwwwww looks like the food from temple of doom

>>14736471
Our processed fake bread stays moist and doesn't mold for 2 weeks easily. Real bread goes dry in 2 days.

>>14736507
Why is non-sliced bread something fancy in America?

>>14733946
Probably would have made you look like less of an idiot if you took a closer look at the second image.

>>14736754
I go back to the grocery store to acquire more foods.

>>14736806
>Real bread goes dry in 2 days.
Only if stored improperly. Just put a piece of cloth over it. It'll stay moist longer. Also dry bread can be made edible again. Just wet your hands, rub the bread and put it in the oven for a couple of minutes. It'll be like new plus it's nicely warm

>>14736930
what?

can't believe people bitch about whether bread is presliced or whether it's "real" or not
it's still just bread it's shit peasant food either way

>>14736950
I'm asking you troglodyte

>>14731722
remove the burgers and drinks and you spent 10 you fat fuck

>>14736968
ok

>>14736471
not what i was saying retard
when the fuck was the last time you saw a square loaf of sandwich bread that wasnt also already sliced

>>14731722
Where's the fucking liquor, nigga?

>>14732179
Bad esl kun. Not at the table.

Go to your room.