/ck/ - Food & Cooking

keep it flat homie

Holy fuck.
Goatse on a pizza box, you shopped this didn’t you OP?

>>14730575

>CAUTION, THE BEVERAGE YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENJOY IS EXTREMELY HOT
Like fuck it is thanks to that dumb cunt who seared her cunt. You're not supposed to drink shit immediately after you pick it up from the drive through.

>>14730575
Where the fuck do I start?
"Gluten free"
>veg
>unprocessed meats
>soft drinks
>oils and fats
>fruit for fucks sake
>rice
>beans and legumes
Fuck me, I knew people were stupid but it never encroached upon my life until it was a fad to pretend to have a disability.

>>14730613

>>14730584
Jokes on the guy who took the picture, who gets a fuckin hot dog.

>>14730616
Just like "0% trans fat" lard or "0% saturated fat" oil.

>>14730580
It's real.

>>14730580
It's absolutely real, I remember seeing this for the first time and doing a double take. Maybe they changed the design again recently, I know they changed the boxes to make them harder to fold for some stupid reason, leave it to Domino's to fuck up something as simple as fucking boxes.

>>14730589
she didnt drink it she spilled it all over her legs and crutch and got totally simmered

>>14730589
>>14730839
there's more to this story that what people think, McDonald's lawyers skewed the facts and launched a public smear campaign so everyone would laugh at her thinking she's a retard. And although she is a retard, things didn't go exactly the way people think.

>Stella, who underwent a series of horribly painful debridement treatments, sought to settle her claim for $20,000. But McDonald’s said, “take it court, Honey"

>There were more than seven hundred claims made by people burned by its coffee between 1982 and 1992. Some injuries were as bad as Stella’s burns. McDonald’s kept its coffee at 180 to 190 degrees Fahrenheit.

>>14730618
Your faggot-ass mom gets a hot dog, bitch.

>Bag of peanuts
>WARNING: Contains peanuts

>>14730575
I don't know OP, it's safe to assume customers are complete retards even if they know exactly what to order and can speak full sentence. Boomers can't figure out how to use computers even if they own a Facebook machine and zoomers rarely if ever know how to crack open an egg and fry it in a pan.

Packaging marketing to vegans or millennials trying to consume 'ethically'
>brown or green to make it look eco friendly
>picture of a tree
>yummy plant-based goodness!
>no dairy zone!
>THE BORING SIDE written above the ingredients to discourage people from seeing that it is in fact no different from its competitors other than the branding
I want to know if they find it as condescending and insulting as it looks or if they think these brands are actually in any way ethical

>>14731097
This particular peanut butter has tons of palm oil in it, by the way, which any "ethical" consumer should avoid - the funny thing being peanuts have their own oil and you can make perfectly good PB with just peanuts. I mentioned it to my friend who exclusively buys that brand, and that you can get a kilo of 100% peanut butter from bulkpowders for a fiver, but he still buys that stuff for £3 per tiny jar.

>>14730575
>>14731097
there are very few things that actually make my blood boil, but this "ethical consumption" / marketing to vegans and/or millennials shit is one of them.

>>14730575
While customers are retards, the delivery drivers are worse, so I assume that those instructions are actually for them. The number of times I've seen retards on bikes with the boxes loaded vertically made me swear off ever buying pizza delivery.

>>14731135
What upsets you about it?

>>14731209
Condescension

>>14731221
Isn't that almost all marketing though?

>>14730580
you should see the marcos logo

>>14731135
wouldn't milk made for humans just be human milk?

>>14730575
There should be a back of the box recipe general

>>14730616
Why did they get rid of the land o lakes girl?

>>14731263
Drawings of non-whites is now considered racist in America

>>14731097
>Bottom shelf 100% peanut peanut butter nothing added costs half as much as any other brand only difference is plastic instead of a glass jar
>Don't live in America so peanut butter is expensive and I have to go to a specialty store to get it
Feels good beating the retards

>>14731135
It's funny how the package implies that milk is cow shit when milk has one ingridient and you are drinking highly processed crap

>>14731241
Yeah, but you don't catch people being condescending about them saving money with Geico

You do however run into many dipshits who do the whole 'you're drinking another animals milk bro'

>>14730575
Patented left hander pizza box. Why didn't I think of this years ago?

>>14731241
This particular flavour of condescending marketing is particularly offensive because it prays on people's goodwill and makes people feel smug for buying it.
The town I'm from is plastered with oatly adverts and it has things like 'JOIN THE POST MILK GENERATION' on it
Meanwhile they are part - owned by a conglomerate that are involved in deforestation of the Amazon, which is ironically something millennials are simultaneously campaigning against

>>14730616
Glutenfree but not boneless, who buys this shitty butter?

>>14731135
>YOU ARE ONE OF US NOW
>Who is the crazy one now?
Fuck me

>>14731381
Okay that's especially bad. We sell some where I work but it's not advertised like that, I'm pretty sure we only get it in because some customers asked. Also I think it's local, ours comes in glass bottles. Never tried it though.

>>14730575
all I see is a goatse

>>14730584
hot dog confirmed sandwich

>>14730589
who the fuck actually enjoys getting a baeverage that is that hot?? having to wait an hour for it to cool off enough to be drinkable is absurd....I like coffee at about 100 degrees Fahrenheit, anything higher is just absurdly hot

>>14731270
1) buy bulk peanuts
2) put in food processor
3) turn on
see, wasn’t that easy?

>>14732206
Not for a 'murrican it's not lol

>>14730852
she had it coming you filthy rebbitor

>>14730575
Okay. This is epic.

>>14732089
A roll isn't a sandwich. The enclosing bread must be separate slices. If it were a sandwich, pita pockets, gyros, and soft-shelled tacos would be considered sandwiches. It isn't considered an open-faced sandwich either since the bread on that is more of an edible plate for the toppings.

>>14731135
>who is the crazy one now?

Still you. Hurr heuristics.

>>14730852
I'm pretty sure McDonalds claims that they served their drive through coffee so scorching hot because customers complained it was cold by the time they got it home from the drive through. It is one of those things that you think would be avoidable, you shouldn't hand people a fuckin hand grenade of a coffee that'll melt their skin and by the same token you should be able to handle a cup of liquid without spilling it everywhere. I realise every case has nuance so I don't go around calling people "fucking retards" for getting burned but litigating over it does smack of ambulance chasing. If it wasn't a huge megacorp like McD's and just your local cafe they'd get a lot more public sympathy.

>>14730575
UNCURED, NO NITRATES OR NITRITES ADDED
>except for those naturally occurring in sea salt and celery juice powder

>>14730589
McDonalds was ordered by a court to not super-heat their beverages to third degree burn levels and they ignored that court order, causing third degree burns all over that woman's body.

>>14732231
you can't get peanuts at all in your country?

>>14731135
Oat milk is actually really good, but as its own thing, not as a replacement for milk. If they dropped the WE'RE REPLACING YOU attitude and just marketed it as a good healthy drink, there are a lot of people who won't buy it now because fuck vegans that might try it. We had oat milk AND cow milk at home when I was a kid. I didn't know one was supposed to replace the other and that it was for hippie chicks until later.

Do americans really need directions on every food item?

>>14731250
Based

>>14730580
It’s not goatse if there’s no wedding band

>>14732139
The point is that you get it from the drive-up window hot enough that it's still hot by the time you make it to the office and actually consume it.

>>14732306
What is a sub sandwich?

>>14731135
This stuff is like 60 cents for a half gallon at my local store. Worth it?

>>14732306

>>14732330
>litigating over it does smack of ambulance chasing.
She needed major reconstructive surgery for the burns and only tried to get enough to pay for it.

>>14732330
>litigating over it does smack of ambulance chasing
She doesn't have a vagina anymore. It was completely burned off.

>>14734536
>It was completely burned off.
based

>>14732025
finally someone said it

>>14731250
or milk made FROM humans...

>>14734466
It's aight just don't pretend is a replacement for milk, just a different beverage. Haven't tried it with coffee tho.

would buy this if i saw it desu

>>14734961
If I remember correctly, some drinks aren't vegan due to being clarified with nonvegan products.

>>14734466
It's tasty every now and again.

>>14731135
It's rolled oats blended into water that is then strained, by the way. The crazy one is the person who pays an inflated price for something that can easily be made for a fifth of the price.

It doesn't even have the decency to taste good.

>>14731268
Oh say can you see

>>14735970
There's like 6 or 7 types of these. I tried them all.
They're all bad but dirt cheap, under 1€, that's less than 1/5th of any other available Craft Beer in my country, as far as I'm aware.
If they were twice as expensive and just a little bit better they'd honestly be a fantastic deal.

The black one is the best by far, I get it regularly.

>>14733936
this

Ice is food.

>>14731247

i'm dying

>>14735970
>>14737212

still shockingly decent for the 50-70 cent a can costs.

i preffer the gold one desu.

and in any case they are good value to gte drunk with

>>14735970
I like art nouveau anon.

>>14737385
roll that beautiful bean footage

>>14731381
Arable farming has always been much more destructive to the environment than pastoral

>>14730575
Zoomers are so fucking stupid they need instructions for balancing what is basically a fucking tray. I cant wait till they all go fight and die for the rich in ww3.

>>14735970
The Red Ale and the Stout weren't bad for the €1 a can (even though Lidl is definitely trying to present them as super fancy meme beers with the seasonal stockings and special offers) . Only way possible for me to get shitfaced for €7 so I can't complain (next cheapest option is 3% driving beer that might be ok if it didn't taste like a can you left open in the rain)

>>14738408
They cost £1.50 which is more expensive than the much better Bishop's Finger.

>>14738416
£1.50 here rather.

>>14737343
Dunno why they felt the need to pander, we all know bud light drinkers are a bunch of faggots

>>14730575
>in the event of right-handedness
What sinister person made this?

>>14738884
Clever girl...

I work commercial refrigeration in a state with a huge populous next to the swamp. Most of the toppings for pizza places for the large chains aren’t kept cold enough and when their make lines go down I have employees telling me “It illegal for me to serve this food” as they’re making pizzas. I stopped eating from restaurants 12 years ago when I was 20. I stopped getting ice and soda my first day of on the job training. At every restaurant I work at 7 out of 10 employees wear masks with their nose out because they can’t stand the smell of their own breath. Fucking overpaid trash workers.

>>14738979
How'd you get into commercial refrigeration?

>>14738997
Dive in bro. There was and still is a huge fucking deficit of people willing to do work. No school. Most of the shit I learned through YouTube, honestly I can say that. BUT - only after getting my hands dirty. fucking up and then fixing something afterwards is the greatest way to get a hold of the craft, it’s the only way to learn. I’m not a faggot union cuck, unions are relevant for shitheads that don’t want to learn how to do shit, fucking commie faggots. When I was 23 I was making 60k, I make 130k now and I pick my hours. I live in (per capita) the richest county in the nation and I own My own home. It’s a good trade to get into if you’re a NEET. I spend more time outside than I do inside and I don’t pay for my truck or gas. If you like doing shit that actually matters and is 100% depression/virus/recession proof and you actively try to learn and work you’ll make fucking money and anyone will hire you. I’ve got 2 DUIs from my younger years and I get to walk into any office when I apply and demand what I deserve because I’m about it.

>>14731097
literally just bought this shit cus it was the first brand i saw on the shelf, fuck, guess im vegan now

>>14739045
There is 0 issues with a plant based diet. I’m mostly plant based but I eat meat too. Shit will extend your life.

>>14730584
Seems retarded, but think about if you're running a dozen orders all at the same time on the line, and you have all those wrappers overlapping each other. Those look like an actual QA marking.

>>14739053
sorry but im on the human diet, i only eat humans.

>>14739062
Funny you say that because I go from cage to fucking plate like a real man.

>>14732330
>customers complained it was cold by the time they got it home from the drive through
who the fuck would be getting breakfast coffee from the drive thru and then driving home? Most people getting it were just waking up and probably off to work, and drinking it on the way. They were still using thick ass Styrofoam coffee cups at the time which are insulating as hell. It was absolutely malfeasance on McD's part. They wanted to save the fraction of a cent per cup by not having people complain that the coffee wasn't "fresh" enough. Because "well it's so hot, how can it not be fresh". Those jew fucks should have gotten sued for way more than they did.

>>14734542
based? based on what

>>14739053
>extending your life to keep slaving for the rich in a world that has no respect for human life outside of wealth while pretending the world we live in is redeemable

>>14739135
Ahh yes, the old “expendable” argument where you don’t know how to do anything better than anyone else so you’re just a cuck low salary faggot for 40 years