/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14723760
Because you can't get good fresh ingredients in like 90% of America unless you grow them yourself.

>>14723768
>living in a literal flyover state
jesus FUCKING christ. that was your first mistake you absolute faggot but i thought that was so obvious it didnt need to be mentioned. holy shit i am not kidding just move what the FUCK!!!!!!

4 ingredients or 2? I can't count

Agree, but healthy my ass. Pure carbs + some oil and salt is gonna kill you at some point.

>>14723795
>Come live in a "progressive" shithole like based california.

Nah I'm good cunt.

>>14723760
>old world
>contains tomatoes and tomato accessories
shiggy

>>14723760
Based and redpilled, OP. I made a traditional old world Italian Neapolitan style pizza last night and it was super yummy. Dude if you can’t make good Italian food face it your just a loser

>>14723760
I love your 2am chili recipe

>>14723811
>the gold standard of healthy dieting as agreed by everyone who's studied the region is now unhealthy because obese Amerilards obsessed with shoving meat and nothing but meat down their lardholes says it's so
Ketofaggotry is the most obnoxious wave of dietary >>>advice to ever hit the internet.

>>14723811
>fresh pasta
>olive oil
>seafood
>bad
honestly kill yourself if you are this fucking STUPID.

>>14723812
>california has good ingredients
what the FUCK???

>>14723817
"old world"
can be a bit subjective, but i do agree.

>>14723828
fuck off with your tortilla pizza from that "im a spic but i live in oklahoma" thread
kill yourself.

>>14723838
fuck OFF!

>>14723845
yes!

>>14723760
I did a cook along just a few weeks ago, anon.

>>14723852
>"im a spic but i live in oklahoma"

>>14723811
Keto is an unsustainable meme lifestyle for retards.

>>14723852
I’m not a spic nor do I live in Oklahoma. I’m white and I live in Colorado.

>>14723812
Imagine willingly subjecting yourself to living in bumfuck nowhere and not even being able to buy fresh food because you’re scared of the libs who live rent free in your head. What a sad life. I can drive down to the marina to buy freshly caught seafood anytime I want and be back home cooking in 25 minutes kek

>>14723867
>carbs are KILLING you bro

>>14723876
Imagine living somewhere based on availability of seafood and not based on quality of living or government. Imagine thinking you’re superior because you live near a coast. Oh well. Someday you’ll get demolished by a hurricane, earthquake, or tsunami and ill chuckle.

>>14723874
>I’m not a spic
ok spic

>>14723888
Yes. I'm Anglo, mednigger

>>14723894
>im a disgusting spic
>im anglo

>>14723900
Projecting hard there, Emilio. Post your swarthy olive skin.

>>14723900
I think you have the wrong thread or person. I’m literally a 6’1 German and danish chad from Colorado.

>>14723817
It amazes me that the Mexican natives had tomatoes for 10,000 years and never made anything better than salsa out of them, but within a century of Europeans getting tomatoes, they created a whole new cuisine with a ton of elaborate new uses.

>>14723904
>>14723906
>I-I'm w-white I p-promise
LMAO. Ok Javier, enjoy your fucking tacos you fucking wetback LMAO!!!!

>>14723908
That's a load of bowlshit anon. The lack of archeological record ≠ it didn't exist. There's lots of evidence of sauces, preserves, roasts, medicines, etc from ancient central american culture that used tomatos, tomatillos, and all manners of capsicum. millions of people living in some of the most advanced civilizations of their day didn't survive on salsa smeared on a jungle leaf anon. i feel bad that we have very few surviving recipes to reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI

>>14723885
Eat your frozen tv dinner and cope, Billy Bob.

>>14723908
genuinely spectacular retardation. can you imagine having tomatoes for an unfathomable amount of lifetimes but just continuing to reuse fucking rice and beans? i honestly dont know how it would be possible to be anymore fucking retarded holy KEK

>>14723928
>n-no really!!! the inbred fucking spics used tomatoes as medicine for their gay fucking assholes instead i p-promise !!!
LOL!!!! what the fuck you god damn espanol FAGGOTS cant admit you had no idea what the fuck you were doing for centuries. your shit was not good until you got your hand held, and then it was fucking second rate at best.

KYS

>>14723879
Lmao, I tried keto once and i could literally feel how my scalp became over-acidic because of all the red meat I had to eat.

>>14723942
can you speak english

>>14723973
>pablo still cant even read actual english
jesus christ you faggot how long have you been in this country? you are WAY passed your welcome. it has been time to go back for quite some time now. GO BACK F A G G O T !

>>14723760
You're trying so hard and I just don't know why

>>14723760
>old world italian food
>uses tomatoes

Quit appropriating American culture Mario

>>14723942
fucking christ man you're literally seething over ancient civilizations and tomatoes

mmm authentico Italiano cookerino

>>14724031
What is the point of breaking the pasta? Except being a giant faggot of course.

>>14724062
fits in the pot better

>>14723760
>healthy
>pasta and fat

retard

>>14724062
triggering the italians

>>14723942
That's such a bad bait anon, you're just embarrassing yourself

>>14724111
Yes because waiting 5 sec for the pasta to soften up is way too long

>>14723828
That's garbage.

>>14724111
So you got a negroid tier time horizon? Sacrificing the ability of the pasta to probably wind up on the fork to "gain" 5 seconds that are not even relevant? Have you ever robbed a dollar store for 50 bucks, shot the clerk and went to prison for life by chance?

>>14723852
how is it subjective, its means europe pre-1500

>>14723760
alright then nigger suggest me a recipe

>>14724062
better to get a normal sizes mouthful onto the fork
helps it mis into the sauce, long pasta just clumps together while the sauce stays on the outside
and yeah it fits in the pot better, i dont wanna spend a minute tapping the pasta in and twirling it around when i dont have to

>>14724351
Are you handicapped?

>>14724143
actually what is embarrassing is your fucking "cuisine" you disgusting spic LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>14724627
>will literally ignore both historical fact and common sense just to help facilitate hatred of brown people
the absolute state of 21st century degeneracy.

>>14723867
is the carbo baby hangry because they didn't eat some flour product within the past 2 hours?

>>14724839
what's with all the vitriol anon?

>>14723760
There is too much pasta in there to be "old world Italian food" . Only the poor FOBS who came to America cooked with a lot of pasta and carbs. Most "old world Italian food" was seafood and protein based with a very small side of carbs.

>>14723908
>never made anything better than salsa
You absolute fucking retard, not only are there multiple kinds of tomato salsa, not one, but many of them are arguably superior to the typical tomato-and-garlic shit you find in Italy.

>>14723760
>>it is easy as balls an there are like 4 ingredients
>macaroni
>ketchup
>cut up wieners
what's the 4th ingredient supposed to be?

>>14723996
You must be 18 or over to post on this website.

>>14725029
Not him but never in my fucking LIFE have I EVER had a salsa of any kind that surpasses a basic fresh tomato basil sauce, and I live in shit fuck spictown texas so I've eaten a lot of fucking salsa

>>14723760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HYfhzTyPhU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgP2gjByFzY

>>14725160
Perhaps you just have a preference for garlic and basil over lime and chili ? Because if they're both made fresh there should be no difference in quality.

>>14723760
you have a picture of 18 fucking ingrediants, faggot. drink bleach.

>>14723760
lead by example.

>>14725167
>quality tomato sauce and a fucking salsa are on the same level

>>14723828
This is bait I do not hate.
Prepare for glory.

>>14723760
You sound like an insufferable reddit faggot please kill yourself.

>>14726238
Get fucked, Luigi. It's not the best ever just because it's Italian.

>>14723852
I want to suck the farts out of her butt

>>14723811
Linguine is not pure carbs tho: 100g of semolina pasta have 14g of protein and 3g of fiber.
I agree whole wheat pasta is a better choice, and legumes are even a better source of starch, but in a meal like OP's there is also protein from squids and fat from olive oil slowing the insulin spike down.
I'm italian and we never eat pasta on its own, it's usually a first course: there are vegetables before and some fish or meat after that.

>>14723908
>why didnt they use tomato to make sauces using ingredients they didnt have access to?
Fucking retard

>>14723828
Kek

>>14723760
>KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!
ok ok calm down

>>14723876
stop taking your meds

>>14726826
thats where youre wrong you fucking FAGGOT

>>14727348
NO !!!!!!!!!

>>14723768
Flyover state here. Many people don't know but small towns across America actually do have small seawater aquariums where you can harvest your own seafood.

>>14723760
>it is easy as balls
Oh yeah let me walk on down to the local baby octopus market

>>14728415
pull the dildo out of your ass and move out of fucking oklahomo cleatus you fucking FAGGOT !

>>14723795
All the food comes from flyover states.

>>14723760
Nice garbage meal.

>>14723845
obsese Amerilards consume carbs. Burgers, fries, chips, soda. All carbs.

Italian food is the Porsche of the cooking world, its what people who know nothing about food hold up as the best thing ever but anyone with a bit of knowledge knows is the “poor mans gourmet” just like how the only people who buy Porsches are the ones who can barely afford it.

>>14723795
>Come live our hellhole of a coast state
Fuck no.

AYYYY BADA BING BADA BOOM YA DON'T COOK WITH AUTHENTIC ITALIANA PASTA?! WASSA MATTER FOR YOU, COGLIONE??

>>14723760
When we sub things out, a nonna dies. We're doing this for you, Mateo.

>>14724133
This. It’s funny watching noodle niggers froth at the mouth when you do something slightly different than their nona’s Recipe

Made pasta con la sarde about a week ago with the help of jewtube videos. Bretty gud 8/10.

>>14728695
please tell us oh wise anon, what is the superior cuisine?

I made crab and pea risotto. Does this count?

This is the only italian thread so I'll ask here.
Why are italians on Youtube so butthurt over people attempting to make their own variations of their dishes? If you don't follow the specific recipe of a specific grandma/small restaurant then you get comments saying how your recipe killed some italian or some shit.
I've never really noticed this frequent butthurt from any other nation other than perhaps asians.

>>14723852

>holy FUCK
>there are literally people on here that don't just cook fucking OLD WORLD italian food. what the fuck is wrong with you? holy shit you dumb faggots. it is easy as balls an there are like 4 ingredients. It is healthy, delicious and just fucking perfect. Why the FUCK are you not doing this? just honestly KILL YOURSELF
>you literally just need 2 things.
>FRESH ingredients
>fucking BASIC as FUCK cooking skills
>KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!

>>14728695
Nah that's French

>>14723852

What can I make with these brandywine tomatoes?

>>14729994
Italians are a nation with extremely rich history. Probably the richest in the world, next to perhaps Greeks. However, modern day Italy is also the most pathetic piece of shit country on this planet, next to perhaps Turkmenistan. So they are at odds; they come from great people, but they themselves are ugly, small, brown, stupid, and poor.
The food, which they only inherited and haven’t really done anything about it, is the one thing they can still perform due to how extremely simple it is, call their own, and other people actually like it. So apart from the history and food, they have nothing else, but are very proud at the same time.

>>14723795
What is this image trying to coney?
>spicy meataball
>meatball not spicy enough
>snooki buttchugged your last bottle of amaretto
???

>>14731707
I forgot to add, the same process is currently unfolding in USA, only with less history, less to be proud of, and even faster transition to small, ugly, stupid brown people.

*convey fucking niggerconvey you retarded piece of shitnigger keyboard REEEEE

>>14723768
So, this is complete bullshit. It wasn't always that way when I was a kid but I grew up in the Ozark Mountains and even less well to do people can get organic fresh ingredients there, except seafood.

>>14723852
tfw no nigger ass gf

>>14723852

>>14731711
>>14731714
you stupid fuck

>>14731707
>Italians are a nation with extremely rich history. Probably the richest in the world, next to perhaps Greeks. However, modern day Italy is also the most pathetic piece of shit country on this planet, next to perhaps Turkmenistan
I love you, Anon. That made me laugh like I have down's.

>>14731712
Fuck you we're GOAT and aoways will be enjoy being alive today without the internal combustion engine LOL

>>14723760
No way this post wasn’t made by a Redditor.

>>14723852
fresh pasta isnt healthier than dried pasta. turdjuggler

>>14723760
There's like seven ingredients in your picture.
Post two ingredient meal.
Pro-tip, you can't

I want to make ragù di cinghiale and I live in a state where you can just shoot wild pigs. Will that meat be close enough to Italian wild boar?

>>14731701
a BLT the size of the Ritz