/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14719320
ask them what their favorite anime is

use your position of authority to molest a child

So far, looks like Obama sushi is on the menu

Uma delicia

>>14719320
Tell them they cook their food wrong there and show them picture after picture of American style and just keep insisting Japan does it wrong.

>>14719345
Confuses the hell out of me. Who the hell wants this? Who??

I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious and some sort of hidden italian delicacy. People here are really fucking nuts about italian food but can never remotely cook anything like it. There are loads upon loads of "italian" restaurants here but when you go in it's always some weird fucking japanese ripoff where they fuck up all of the dishes by adding jap shit like raw squid and eel and shit to it and then they try to fucking play it off as "real italian food". It doesn't help that people here don't know what normal bread or cheese is. It's all fucking gross. I have not had any normal-tasting cheese in all the time I've lived here, and good bread is about as rare as a properly paid salaryman. These people are born on this island, they will live their whole lives on this island, and they will die on this island without ever tasting real bread or cheese in their life and that's just sort of sad. The worst part is that because no japanese person actually knows what real italian food is like, nobody can call restaurants out on this bullshit, everyone eats it all up and calls it "honto ni umaiiiii uwuwuwuwu" and everyone thinks this is what real italian food is like. It's just sad. "OOOOOhhhh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!!!". The worst part for me is that japan doesn't just massacre classic italian food like this, but they also do it with every other country's cuisine imaginable. French, spanish, mexican, turkish, you name it. They botch everything they come across as "wow foreign so cool" but it's never apparently fucking good enough unless they douse it in soy sauce and raw octopus to make it "authentic european" food. Don't get me wrong I love me some japanese food but fuck this country for ruining foreign food culture and fuck the people for being too retarded to not know what real food is like, even though they kind of can't help it, fuck em it's gross

>>14719543
>I live in Japan
stopped reading there.

>>14719582
Same

>>14719543
I’d love to go to Japan and mog 99% of the population

american style rolls are fucking delicious japanese people love them

>>14719543
way to invalidate your entire post by using an ableist slur ya dingleberry

>>14719320
Ex-ALT here.
Stop wasting your time with that shit, shut up and actually teach them fucking English.
They don't give a shit about food and off topic bullshit like what you're doing is why the industry went to shit.
Don't come crying to me when you eventually lose your job to a Filipino English teacher because your school realised that you were wasting their time and money with pictures of food.

>>14719543
Corn on pizza is great you sperg
t. Lives in Japan

>>14719864
It’s a 5 minute presentation to warm up the class, brother, I don’t think the whole industry is gonna go into the drain because of it if. . . Especially since the industry has been in he drain since like 2008 . . .

>>14719543
Based.
>>14719320
Cringe.

>>14719543
im gonna start a traditional italian restaurant right outside of a city in japan on a few acres of farmland for fresh ingredients and make my own buffalo milk mozz on site and make it one of the most expensive restaurants in japan. the stark difference in what they consider italian food and what I sell will be almost enough on its own to get it 2-star worthy praise. Theyll either think im some kind of revolutionary creative or respect me immensely for respecting tradition

Go home weeb

>>14719543
>"OOOOOhhhh rettsu addu fishu eggu andu seaweedu to pasta carbonara don't u kno this is how rearu itarian peeporu eat!!!"

>>14719330
No, the japs would unironically like weird shit like that

>>14719888
They'll take a bite, complain because it doesn't have the dumb bullshit they want from Italian food and you'll be bankrupt a month from opening

>>14719509
It's a shoop and just eggplant or zucchini. still wouldn't want to eat it

>>14719936
thats not how food works. ive shown so many white people traditional mexican food, vietnamese food etc. and they all fuck with it when all theyve ever had was taco bell and fried rice. experiencing herbs and spices and aromatics youve never heard of is always fascinating unless you have a child like palette

>>14719543
I hate japanese people so god damn much

>>14719949
>palette
*palate
Retard.

>>14720555
i misspelled a word so i guess that makes you right

>>14719543
Nearly every county does this, the Swedish version do every food is just bernaise and onions in the shape of that food

>>14719543
Best ck pasta imo

>>14720958
correct

Nobody has pointed out that OP's a lying faggot.

>>14721021
He’s also a Redditor so who cares what he’s writing lol

>>14719543
Having lived in China for too long, I actually learned to appreciate Japan's greatest export, Saizeriya.

>>14719543

There are plenty of good Italian restaurants in Japan with chefs who have studied and trained in Italy. I'm sure there are bad ones too but it's incorrect to say you can't find any good or "real" Italian food in Japan.

>>14721171
I can understand why its harder to find traditional italian foods as well as why japanese culture puts their spin on it. for one, pretty much none of the things that grow nor the space to raise the livestock exist in japan. like olives, tomatoes, grapes, buffalo milk mozz, etc. so itd all have to be imported if you cared about being authentic. Also every country distorts immigrant food. While corn on pizza is weird, japans twist on italian is probably closer than alot of other countries' because most of the meat consumed in both italy and japan is fish. something widely overlooked especially in america. italians eat a fuckload of seafood, but i struggle to find even real first gen immigrant italian owned restaurants that include seafood here in the us

>>14719543

>>14719543
>I live in Japan and people here genuinely think that corn on pizza is delicious
It is.

>>14719320
There is a place in Kingsville and LaSalle Ontario called koi sushi

They put creamcheese in all their rolls and tempura pretty much all of them. Its good but a bastardization.

The teacher is using the word "konnichiwa japs" to the students.

>>14719543
Japanese people don't like foreign food, they just like foreign-inspired Japanese play food. Even their Chinese and Korean food is Japanesed up for their tender palates. Pasta flavored with fish sperm and ketchup. Squid carbonara. If it's not bland it's undercooked and gooey. Japanese cuisine is a meme.

>>14719543
>japanese tailor their food food to their tastes
you don't say.

>>14721993
I can smell the dog on your breath from here.

>14719543
This post is pasta doused in soy sauce.

>>14719320
Just make some shit up like wasabi octopus ponzu and rice with some off flavour kit-Kat .They probably eat that anyways, but where you need to get creative is the naming convention such as the Nagasaki Blast (blackend chicken with hot sauce), the Nanking Mess (uses rape seed oil) , and the Surprise! Pearl Harbour (pearl onions in a sushi roll)

>>14719320
Do your own research faggot.

>>14719320

>>14719320
You can tell from the way she holds her hands that she probably has something wrong in the head messing with muscle coordination.

inb4 someone tries to claim this is an American.

>>14722177
i could use some dinorogies right about now

How do I get to live in Japan...?

>>14722318
you get a job in STEM, you get enough money to actually not be a poor faggot there and really enjoy the place. those jobs are easy to get too. and if you're talented enough and white they won't mess with you for ethics and shit.

>>14719320
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbvNrgY1AoU

>>14719320
Rumaki - Water chestnuts, liver (duck or chicken), bacon, soy sauce, ginger or brown sugar

>>14719543

sweetcorn on pizza is great, especially with chicken and/or bbq sauce

>>14719543
>cope and seethe

>>14719855
haha he can't handle the retard word

>>14720555
It’s pallet
Retard.

>>14719864

lol. its better than what I used to do. I would just put on english learning songs/videos from youtube on ipad and would call it a day. When any Japanese staff tried to intervene I would tell them very sternly to stop interrupting my teaching. I would drink 2 cans of chu-hi and smoke at the pachinko place next to my work on my lunch break. Nobody said anything. It was a very shoddy English school, we even had a Greek person as a english teacher and I could rarely hold a conversation with him as he couldn't understand English too well. The funniest thing was watching his lessons where he would teach the kids pronunciation with his heavy Greek accent.

>>14719855
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>>14724716
Thanks! :)