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14716808 No.14716808 [Reply] [Original]

what's just the most retarded non-food thing you've ever eaten

>> No.14716819

>>14716808
your mom

>> No.14716825

>>14716819
first post best post

>> No.14716830

>>14716808
>stone creek
I thought we were past this

>> No.14716831

>>14716819
How will OP ever recover?

>> No.14716845
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14716845

>>14716819
>your mom
OP completely btfo

>> No.14716996
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14716996

>>14716808
A challanger appears... eat spit and be happy!

>> No.14717008

Paper
I'd say boogers but I think that's why my immune system is so good, so I wouldn't call it "retarded"

>> No.14717023

>>14717008
Knock on wood so to speak and remember those not so fortunate.

>> No.14717379

>>14717008
Sometimes they taste good.

>> No.14717639

>>14716819
Op on suicide watch kek

>> No.14717662
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14717662

This is the worst thing I've ever eaten. It tastes so fucking bad. It's not even really the taste though (although bad), it's as if you're body instinctively knows it's poison and wretches and dry heaves. Also it takes like 10 fucking hours to prepare, just to make it 'eatable' (it's not edible).

You got to hold it down for as long as possible, progressively feeling more and more ill, nauseous, and eventually if you've dosed it right and strong, you WILL puke green slime, and then the trip starts proper.

To me it feels like a combination of LSD and morphine somewhat. And the vibe is very 'digital' (compared to the dark and earthy feeling of shrooms). Feels like you're in a digital internet computer world, but with mexican tequila desert outback vibes. For like 17 hours. Very strange drug.

>> No.14717669

>>14716808
Wax crayons.

>> No.14718276

Can I get a quick rundown on stone creek?

>> No.14718544

Termometer mercury and my dad shotgun lead birdshots

>> No.14718688

>>14716808
Dead scorpion I found in my apartment on a bet when I was drunk. Made like $60 off my buddies.

>> No.14718731

>>14718688
Pay'd a dude $50 to drink a bathroom schooner, he did, he took a sip, knew it was piss but finished it for the $50, he then won $400 on the pokies with it.

>> No.14718746

>>14716808
a square, yellow pellet in the parakeet seed mix (so not human food).
i wanted to see why the bird rejected them every time.
it tasted like cardboard.

>> No.14718773

mcdonalds fish

>> No.14718943

>>14717662
Interesting. So is there actually anyway you can make it palatable?

>> No.14718945

>>14716819
Owned