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Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:38:46 2020 No.14702018 [DELETED]

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>Hey Anon, you look like you've had a shit day. What can I get you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:39:55 2020 No.14702026 >>14702018 Get me a bartender with a personality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:40:13 2020 No.14702030 >>14702018 Good evening, ICE here's my badge. You're going home, Carmelita.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:41:19 2020 No.14702037 >I'll have a double old fashioned with Maker's. Then I proceed to ask her how her day was and find out if she's a student or whatever.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:41:22 2020 No.14702038

I'll take a mutha fucking uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jack n coke

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:41:29 2020 No.14702040 Vodka double with water with ice, short

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:42:29 2020 No.14702049 >haha you too

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:42:55 2020 No.14702053 >>14702018 water, straight up

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:42:58 2020 No.14702054 >>14702018 Some Calvados, maybe? Or a Jack Rose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:44:59 2020 No.14702063 File: 2.08 MB, 720x720, 1588770617399.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] show me some tricks, lingling

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:54:48 2020 No.14702115 >>14702063 That's a nice trick, do you know how to get me an IPA tho?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 22:57:49 2020 No.14702132 >>14702063 She has a very nice smile, but she holds it back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:00:10 2020 No.14702152 >>14702063 Do that with beer then serve it to me. Mmyes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:02:00 2020 No.14702161 File: 71 KB, 800x765, pepe_tired.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702063 >taking 19 seconds to do nothing

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:02:28 2020 No.14702165 Black Russian Pls have a benis

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:03:03 2020 No.14702171 >>14702161 How long did it take you to write your post and say nothing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:04:26 2020 No.14702178 White Russian please and then a makers 46 boulevardier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:04:37 2020 No.14702179 >>14702018 hi....hehe.....haha...no i wantnt look at ur boobs haha.....unless u like that.....jk jk lol....uhhhhhhh.....ill have a beer haha when do u get off btw?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:08:27 2020 No.14702195 >>14702037 >and then I force her to eat an egg

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:11:27 2020 No.14702213 >>14702195 Meh, I like to get to know my bartenders and have them know me. It's way more fun and I don't feel like I'm wasting my time as much. Being a regular at a bar is a great feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:28:19 2020 No.14702271 le "hot chick" bartenders are always complete garbage at their job

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:29:14 2020 No.14702273 >>14702271 yeah, they stink for the most part.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:46 2020 No.14702277 >>14702213 Go back to normalfag camp. I get enough exposure to your type in everyday life.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:30:57 2020 No.14702279 I'll take a double shot of Jose Cuervos ese

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:33:54 2020 No.14702286

>>14702213
I was challenged by a turbosperg at a chilis while I was waiting for my car to get detailed. He bragged that he went out of his way and drove to the next towns chilis to visit this homely waitress/bartender. He knew her name, where she was from, etc. He then asked me if chilis are different where I come from and I explained that chain restaurants have mass distribution from a central production center and left. Drinking at home is much better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:34:57 2020 No.14702289 File: 2.92 MB, 480x852, talent.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] one ass pour for me please

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:35:05 2020 No.14702290 >>14702279 haha fuuuuuuuuuck mang

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:39:18 2020 No.14702307 >>14702018 You can get the fuck out of my face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:40:43 2020 No.14702310 >>14702289 haha imagine sniffing the glass after haha imagine the smell

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:41:04 2020 No.14702315 File: 821 KB, 749x782, 9B1DC211-D2AB-45AB-8C93-08003A7E3E39.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702289 >the absolute state of foids

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:42:45 2020 No.14702320 >>14702289 Hope that KEK enjoys drinking literal fecal matter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:38 2020 No.14702322 >>14702310 What if she did that after coming out from taking a huge shit in the toilet. Imagine how funny it would be if the glass smelled like her poop.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:43:48 2020 No.14702323 >>14702320 Are you fucking shitting me, this faggot board filtered the word cvck, pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 23:46:39 2020 No.14702332 >>14702322 haha yeah imagine that'd be funny would take the hugest snoof for ultimate laughs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 00:09:28 2020 No.14702415 >>14702063 Ling ling please, I'm so thirsty...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:20:44 2020 No.14702659 >>14702289 That's not what I meant when I said I wanted a beer from the land down under!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:23:29 2020 No.14702671 >>14702289 >woops i keep missing the glass haha im so clumsy woops lol!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:38:07 2020 No.14702714 A nice hot cup of shut the fuck up

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:34 2020 No.14702746 >>14702018 I'll have a Lagunitas IPA, please, and a glass on the side. >>14702063 >2020 >flair bartending

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:01:48 2020 No.14702779 >>14702659 Hope you like brown ale.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:07:25 2020 No.14702801 >>14702315 this is probably in some middle of nowhere mining town where she makes more money than you do.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:09:09 2020 No.14702808 >>14702801 Who gives a shit?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:16:29 2020 No.14702828 File: 52 KB, 680x575, winternet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14702415 Topkek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:55:33 2020 No.14702968 >>14702018 milk.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:00:18 2020 No.14702998 >>14702171 A million

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:53:36 2020 No.14703160 >>14702018 A double espresso shot in a milk jug, a zombi glass half-full of ice, and a can of tonic water, please -- preferably Schweppes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 03:55:21 2020 No.14703164 >>14702063 ok here's your $2 tip

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:00:02 2020 No.14703180 >>14702018 Blood and Sand with a Speyside if you got it, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:16:32 2020 No.14703222 I'd like a cheeseburger... And perhaps a milkshake as well...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:23:39 2020 No.14703248 File: 50 KB, 773x512, gib pls apu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Titty milk fresh from the milk truck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:25:16 2020 No.14703255 >>14702289 >Carlton Dry Disgusting Also that's digusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:30:03 2020 No.14703266 >>14702289 >Not offering to let people chug from between your dumper If you're going to be trashy at least do it properly.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:31:24 2020 No.14703270

Gimme an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *smaks lips* how about that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *looks at bottle son wall* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how about an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *checks phone*

Yeah an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Can you gimme an uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh jack and coke? Thanks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:32:25 2020 No.14703273 >>14702289 I would be absolutely disgusted that my glass was in between her ass cheeks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:44:14 2020 No.14703305 >>14703273 More hygenic than the draught beer line in a public house.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:50:23 2020 No.14703323 >>14703273 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 04:51:10 2020 No.14703326 >>14702063 I hate chinks and their stupid faces

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