/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14701097
>not embracing the freedom of adulthood and eating whatever the fuck you want instead of fretting over it like an angsty teenager
I don't envy the hell you clearly live in.

>dry cereal
I am hard pressed to find a more adult breakfast than steelcut oats cooked in water, black coffee, and a couple cigarettes.
Other than that good start.
>Chicken tenders
>Chewing gum
>Cup ramen
>Beef jerky

>>14701097
maybe it's stuff you shouldn't eat, why does it bother you that other people do. I had a boss that would swear by a glass of chocolate milk after a really hard day once in a while because he would need the magnesium.

>>14701116
I don't envy the hell you are putting your disgusting fat fuck body through.

>>14701097
Hard seltzers are very refreshing. You're missing out on them

>>14701097
This mindset is only held by those who are extremely childlike in many other respects, as a coping mechanism. I'm married with a kid on the way and I'm going to go make myself some chocolate milk on the stove right now.

>>14701124
Because chocolate milk is for little babies who don't want to drink real milk because it's yucky. The sugar in chocolate milk is feminizing. Men should avoid eating sweets of any kind whatsoever. Women should only eat dark chocolate occasionally and in small quantities.

>>14701134
Sure, whatever. Now post your timestamped physique.

>>14701097
how about fuck you

add meat and dairy to that list and youve got it pretty much covered

>>14701155
This.

>>14701179
Cringe bait

>>14701097
I agree with all of them, even pizza.

>>14701127

I ate gummy bears, cereal, and doritos and jarred queso today and i look better than you do

anything with catsup on it

>>14701127
>can't eat what he wants out of fear he'll get fatter
lmao just exercise fatty

>he has never had cinnamon toast crunch churros before

>>14701128
>he drinks alcohol

>>14701118
I think he meant dry cereal as opposed to hot cereal
Dry cereal is also a bit overly broad though

>>14701134
Kys u bitter cunt

>>14701118
lol, what reddit thing to say.

>>14701116
If eating whatever you want means you eat childish foods, you need to grow up. One day you might understand. Until then, you might as well be wearing one of those stripy hats with a little plastic propellor on top for all the respect you're going to get.

im 24 and I can eat whatever the fuck I want bitch. No one to tell me no but myself. Can I eat lucky charms for dinner and drink beer? Yes! Do I choose to? No, because that would be very unhealthy for me to do (even though ti sounds awesome). I have that fucking freedom of getting whatever the fuck I want but I choose not to because I am responsible. BItch

That's just a list of food you shouldn't eat often. Anyone who eats or drinks that shit daily is a basic bitch manchild.

>>14701127
We all know. Just a fat ugly bitch. Shut the fuck up.

>>14701561
ok child

>>14701097
>>any kind of dry cereal
ni99a wat

>>14701097
Do you mean eating cereal straight out the box with no milk?

>>14701127
I eat a slice or two of za maybe once every three or four months.

>>14701116
This. I love going to diner and ordering fresh, hot tendies with fries and a glass of soda. Who's going to stop me? The internet police? I sign my own checks.

>>14701127
post body

>>14701097
>no oats

>>14701118
>adult breakfast
That's an oxymoron.

>>14701116
sounds like the freedom of being a glorified teenager

only children have limitations.

>>14701097
Anything specifically marketed at children

ITT: people who don't differentiate between being an adult and being grown up

>gatekeeping food
cringe

>>14702325
Fuck off with your idea that childish foods exist, there's only food.

>>14702325
Propeller hats kick ass and you suck ass you fuddy duddy piece of shit.

>>14702163
All cereal comes dry at first you retard. You have to add milk/water to make it not dry. OP is a braindead retard

>chocolate milk

I got a fridge full of yoo-hoo juice boxes because I can.

>>14701097
>cum

>>14701097
Adults should have kids. Sometimes you should treat your kids to pizza and join in. Adults should eat pizza.

Q.E.D.

Imagine being so insecure you gatekeep yourself, OP really is on that 3D chess shit

>>14704760
>The words of someone who doesn't know.
Come back when you can vote.

>eating junk food automatically makes you a child
Idk what you assholes are talking about, but indulging every once in a while is fine. If you eat pizza and candy every day, that makes you a disgusting fatass, but it doesn't make you a child.

I fucking lift everyday and eat healthy as fuck. No sugar, low carbs, no bullshit. But when I have my cheat day, by god I'm going to be eating as much fucking pizza and fruit gushers as I want. The irony is that I'm probably in 10x better shape than the fat aristocrat who made this gay thread.

>>14701097
>pizza
So, fuck the entire country of Italy, then?

>>14701097
>>14701734
>>14704760
>>14704918
>he thinks maturity comes down to eating certain foods
Ironically this is a very immature worldview.

>>14702457
You have nowhere to go but up, Cha Cha

>>14705246
>>14705213
you're free to do what you like fellas. just be reminded that it doesn't mean God will always save you

>>14705357
>He thinks God saves because of what foods you eat
Ironically a very blasphemous worldview.

>>14705200
I might not agree 100% because the monk life is the ultimate redpill, but this is BASED and REDPILLED nonetheless

>>14701116
Woah anon, look... You can only be so based....

>>14701134
imagine there are actually people who believe this bullshit

>>14701097
Chocolate milk is literally the perfect post workout food though. Post body btw

>>14704738
How so?

>>14701116
FPBP and the haters replying are losers that would jump off a bridge if convinced enough.

Did anyone say mac and cheese yet? Mac and cheese.

>>14701118
>steelcut oats cooked in water, black coffee, and a couple cigarettes
Want to finish that off with a bullet? Jeez what a depressing breakfast

>>14701097
>any type of candy
>nuggets

>>14701118
>cooked in water, black coffee, and a couple cigarettes
Get a pan. Cook some Bacon, sausage, egg, mushroom and tomato in it. Then put that on a plate and fry some bread in it. Put on a plate with some beans and a nice cuppa. Simple as.

>>14708816
>he doesn't make his own cheddar from scratch
>he doesn't cook his sauce & pasta in the oven with a breaded top for texture
ngmi senpai

>>14701097
The fuck is a seltzer?
New hipster word for gluten free vegan avocado pizza or something?

>>14701118
>Oats
>Cooked
MODS!!!

>>14709078
Come on man, even boomers know what seltzer is. Been around for centuries

>>14701118

absolute pleb tier drug addict

imagine being addicted to not only tobacco but also fucking caffeine lmao.

keep eating your gruel faggot, its clear you've managed to kill any tastebuds you once had.

>>14709078
Sparkling/carbonated water to anyone who isn't from the jewnited states.

>>14701116
>I just loveeeee the childish excitement of opening up a packet of sugary goodness!!!

>>14708895
Found the manchild.

>>14705221
Yes.

>>14701097
What's wrong with pizza? You can top it with literally anything. Vegetable calzone or regular pizza with the tomatos changes for grapes for example. Mayby you should specify "pizza sold at shitty places like 7-Eleven".

>>14701097

>>14701118
>Cigarettes
LITERALLY a meme to kill yourself you got addicted to as a child and refuse to let go because you think it makes you cooler. It's unironically more juvenile than chocolate milk.

>>14701116
Based and still drink hot chocolate instead of coffe

>>14705246
make it sing baka mitai.

I keep a 6 pack of yoohoo in my fridge at all times because I am a degenerate alcoholic and a large cup of milk + yoohoo cures hangovers instantly

>>14701116
This desu
op is a massive fucking gatekeeping fag

Ah so /ck/ is just as full of trolls as the rest of 4chan
Wheres a good board where people talk about food?

>>14701097
Imagine forming your opinion of what you should and should not be eating from a cambodian claymation forum.