/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14677107
why not? cheese is good.

>>14677107
All food is terrible. Lurk moar.

>>14677107
Uhhhh I loove mooz sticks

>>14677107
>people like things i don't like

Does /cl/ prefer their Mozza stick with Ketchup, or Thousand Island?

>>14677122
>>14677128
>>14677129
It's LITERALLY -> fried <- ///cheese///

>>14677350
What's the problem with that

>>14677350
Wrong. The breading is fried the cheese just melts tastelet.

>>14677350
and? you're body is literally a bunch of fats and proteins bound together. are you going to change your life based onthat?

>>14677322
why are all the chunks so big

>>14677322

>>14677107
That's pretty good anon

But on topic pic related, american fast "food" don't come and tell me that is supposed to be 90grams of 100% beef maybe 80grams of sawdust but not food

Do Americans really deep fat fry their cheese?

>>14677771
nah we let mexicans that work at pizza shops do it for us

>>14677350
Exactly, it's delicious.

>>14677107
What the fuck happened here? All the cheese sticks look normal except one that some asshole broke in half and stretched across the rest and then he just plopped it in the sauce and left both halves on the plate, eating nothing. I'm amazed.

>>14677107
Maybe if restaurants didn't charge $7-$10 for 6-8 cheese sticks I'd like them more. I bought a bag of battered cheese sticks from GFS (Sams has them too) and they are 10x better than the crappy breaded ones that everyone serves.

>>14678017
A&W sells battered cheese curds.

>>14678017
You can make them and freeze them. Super easy to make

>>14677107
you got filtered fag

>>14677350
your right my guy, this board is full of nasty cultureless americans

honestly, treating the mozza like that is sacrilege and shows no respect for the food. just because you can eat it and you get fatter from it doesnt mean you should it. respect yrselfves

>>14678996
i cannot fucking believe how popular dunkin donuts and pizza hut appear to be, jesus christ. horrible coffee and donuts from the former and nearly inedible 'za from the latter. id rather eat a fucking johns

>>14678996
>>14679611
keep in mind this is 6 year old data, a lot can and has changed in that time. id honestly put burger king a little lower.

>>14677350
im gonna beat u up

>>14677381
This is the dumbest shit I ever read. You don't know fuck all about human physiology or biology

>>14678993
>respect for the food
What? Did I hurt the cheese's faggot feelings or something?

>>14677771
Fuck yes we do, super fresh cheese curds battered and deep fried are fucking delicious, and you're just a madfag you don't get any.

>>14678993
It's cheap low-moisture mozz, not gourmet tit cheese.

>>14677350
What? You cook them in the oven not fry them

>>14679632
no way wnedys hasnt overtaken bk

>>14678993
trust me, american mozzarella is not actually mozzarella. nothing of value was lost.

>>14677771
Cheese is child's play.

>>14677322
no wonder he had a fucking stroke

>>14677107
So do I have your attention? Thats right! I’m talking about deep-fried candy bars! Most chip shops in Ireland offer this treat, usually a Snickers, often also a Mars bar, but many will deep-fry any candy bar you bring into them. I’ve seen them a few places in the US as well, from pubs to county fairs. Again, Eamonn’s in Old Town Alexandria has them on the menu. Since I’ve had my deep-fryer working overtime lately, I decided to give it a whirl. There was some controversy online as to whether your candy bar should merely be refrigerated or frozen. I went with refrigerated, but can easily say in hindsight, go ahead and freeze that sucker! Also, very importantly, make sure every square inch of your candy bar is ensconsced in batter. If there is one little hole, one little opening, you will end up with a deep-fryer full of chocolately oil. Boooo! We tried a Reese cup….didn’t really work. We tried a 1,0000 Grand bar…..no dice. Luckily we did get our Snickers. What can I say. YUM! Crunchy coating with an ooooey, goooey, yummmy center! If your adventurous, give it a whirl!

>>14681979
why do you write like that?

>>14681995
I'm, Irish, born poet

>>14681979
I always had a dream that someday, some daring drunk and overweight Scot would stick a marshmallow between two chocolate digestives, batter it, and deep-fry it.

>>14681979
why

>>14682006
>drunk and overweight Scot
Redundant.

>>14681979
I live in Ireland I've never seen deep fried cand bars. Maybe in some shit hole in Dublin

WE WILL DEEP FRY YOUR KEBAB

>>14682057
It's more of a Glasgow thing. I honestly don't even know why he was larping as "Irish".

>>14678993
fuck you I do what I want

>>14682359
For me, it's the deep-fried kebab-coated Big Mac, the best chip shop monstrosity.

>>14677350
There is nothing more divine than visiting a bar and grill with some buds and chomping on some cheese curds while having a pint or two

>>14681033
based and Wisconsinpilled

>>14681033
Fuck don’t remind me about the state fair being closed this year, I always hit up that stand in the picture when going

ITT: seething Euro food autists

>>14677322
Why do faggots like Ramsay and twizzler stealing Jamie Oliver get famous and our boy Ja/ck/ get's overlooked? Shit's not fair

>>14677322
fuckin fat ass piece of shit. who is this fat fuck? /sodium fag

>>14682413
O B S E S S E D

>>14682429
Because jack is utter shit, you stupid frogposter

>>14682429
fuck off fat fuck fag

>>14678017
Just stop being poor, anon!

>>14682402
*Minnesota

>>14682405
MyBurger's August BOM was interesting, Topped with super thick bacon, fried cheese curds, and fried pickles.

>>14682400
Well, I'll never know the feeling, since I have no friends.

>>14677107
>>14677350
You're lactose intolerant, aren't you?

>>14677322
dry

>>14681979
Fried snickers is fucking incredible. My stepsister and I bought one out of morbid curiosity and it was crazy good. We also made out after. It was lit as fuck.

>>14681979
i went to 2chan and grabbed a pic from their food board.

>>14682783
I'm lactose intolerant and I eat cheese all the time. Cheese has very little lactose in it because it's all eaten up by the bacteria that turn the cream into cheese.

>>14677771
Sadly, no one deep fat fries anything in the US. It's all deep vegetable oil fried, which is not nearly as good.

>>14678993
do euros really?

>>14681979
>old town alexandria
I live in alexandria do you have a qt irish sister for me to marry please

>>14679632
Wendy's has gone massively downhill and is nigh inedible now. Taco bell is going to take a big hit too because they gutted their menu.

>>14677771
Do you really think about us non-stop 24/7? Do you know how pathetic that makes you look?

>>14682886
>My stepsister and I
>We also made out after

>>14677107
Oh no. Is food triggering your mental illness again? You’ll feel a lot better when you let other people make their own choices and stop screeching as if you own them or something.

>>14677771
Haha where’d you get this picture of my uncle haha

>>14678993
I don’t have to pray that I have food for dinner, anon. I’m not respecting my meal. I’m gonna spank it, I’m gonna sauce it up, and I’m gonna treat that bitch like I treat my wife. Like a WHORE

>>14677830
this

>>14678993
>"americans"
obsessed

>>14685397
based demo poster

>>14682006
be the change you want to see in the world, anon

>>14681408
Do bongs really

>>14677107
The Peta threads here are fucking ridiculous.

>>14679723
A single Mario game is better than all Crash games.

>>14681408
Are they gay?

>>14677107
Deep fried pickles. WHY

>>14678996
Even though in n out is west coast mostly I'd say it's gotta be up there especiallythis year. The one right by my house has a line into the main road every day

>>14677107
would you eat four string cheeses back to back? no? what if I deep fry them?

>>14686541
fried pickles are great have you never tried them? I like fried mushrooms a lot too but they can be hit or miss depending on where you get them. one bar near me they're absolutely drenched in grease and I hate it.

anything with more than 2 types of chocolate

anything with fake low quality cheddar or other generic orange 'cheese', specially melted

>>14686616
i would eat more than four fried or not.

>>14686616
wow people are more inclined to eat prepared foods instead of the raw materials who would have fucking guessed
would you rather eat two raw carrots or 4 roasted carrots?

>>14687076
joke's on you I like eating raw carrots. I could keep eating them until I was full and still wouldn't even have gone halfway through a bag of carrots

>>14688067
Then I concede

>>14677322
Im not american, never tasted chili in my life, but that looks fucking disgusting! Is this what chili is supposed to look like or is this just a meme?

>>14689416
no that is horrifying. Chili isn't pretty, but it usually tastes good.

>>14689416
his chili is terrible and he used year old frozen brisket to make it. most people don't mix in cheese and sour cream and turn it into a gross pink/orange puss looking slurry. I've only met a few people who are fat enough to do that. usually I like to just put some oyster crackers in it.

>>14677322
That looks so fucking good. I'm going to try this.

>>14689617
>That looks so fucking good.
Are you blind or do you have a scat fetish?

>>14689617
go to physical therapy for your arm, jack

>>14677771
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozzarella_sticks
>Mozzarella sticks date back to at least 1393 in Medieval France, when a recipe for fried cheese sticks appeared in Le Ménagier de Paris.
IDK why people think we pull everything out of fat air.

>>14690885
Because we invented just about everything else so they think everything came from us, good or bad. It's flattering.

>>14681408
I hate those fat fries so much.

>>14677322
Do americans really??

>>14677107
Anything deep fried

>>14678996
Del Taco bros......

>>14682429
kek

>>14682429
>get's

>>14677350
I fail to see the problem

If ya want a Smokey cheese, try Oscypek

>>14689416
Its a meme. Decent chili is done from scratch and usually isn't a billion things tossed from a can (Outside maybe tomato paste if you don't want to make your own).

General rule of thumb: if its a Jack video, it is generally a bastardized version of what it should be done through laziness.

>>14677107
But they're so good, and deepfried pickles

>>14692284
We're not responsible for Jack and you know it

>>14682903
How the fuck did they manage to adhere country fries to the outside of the dog?

Carnival food literally is not supposed to exist

>>14677443
I keep hearing about these food products masquerading as "meat" and "ice cream" but every time I look into it it seems like its either already been uncovered, banned, etc., or it just doesn't happen if you go to a real store.

>>14677107
You’ve made this thread many times and I’m convinced it’s just to shitpost and troll.

>>14677771
>kaaskroketten don't exist

>>14677322
this man will lose his arm within the next year

>>14677350
God what a prude

I hate bubble tea with all my being. Tapioca pearls are the grossest shit to come out of asia. Why would I want to drink/chew on little coagulated snot balls? Holy shit. The fact this is catching on with yuppies makes it even worse, it's showing up even in small towns now. Just get rid of it. Please.

>>14695683
>Tapioca pearls are the grossest shit to come out of asia.
It comes from South America.

>>14696031
no anon, the plant does, but boba comes from southeast asia, and it's fucking gross.

>>14681408
Ah yes, the gay sandwich

>>14679651
Moron.

>>14677322
He just pours everything straight from the container

>>14682398
I wish this was attainable.

>>14678993
Noooooooo don’t disrespect the cheese! Noooooo you can’t just deep fry think about the heckin culture! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>14689416
real chili is normally just a beef stew with peppers, beans and tomatoes, garlic, onion and various herbs and spices, especially cumin. People add various other things like beer or chipotles for extra flavor too

>>14681408
idk why but I laughed so hard at this, but with a joker laugh

>>14681979
Based

>>14681408
the sexual tension in this webm is more potent than most fuckin pornos

>>14681408

>a chip butty? ugh, how barbaric.

>>14681979
Anon, that's a Scottish dish

>>14698226
It's called having a friend.

Stop watching porn.

>>14681979
We have that in Australia its great

>>14698231
>Calling a sandwich filled with a fries and nothing else pathetic and a perfect example of British "cuisine" is "hurr soy durr"
Bet you think beans on toast is a good meal, too.

>>14698231
it's white bread and french fries with ketchup
it's something a literal child would come up with
and bongs gave it a just as childish name
>OI MUM KAHN YEW MAKE ME A ROIGHT PROPAH CHIP BUTT-EE FOR ME AND ME M8S?

>>14698792
>>14698854

>eating something simple because it tastes nice? that's unsophisticated.

>>14698897
>a carb sandwich with sugar sauce
>tastes nice
And you keep posting your epic soy faces, yet these so called ""chip buttys"" are certifiably vegan

>>14698897
>Implying either thing actually tastes nice to anyone outside of Britain
If I want a sandwich with fries, I want an actual fucking sandwich, not my fries between bread.

>>14698967
>THATS CARBS ON CARBS BRO!!

>>14691704
>everything
I mean, if your world revolves about deep frying about anything you can get your hands on, then sure

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>>>14698967
>>THATS CARBS ON CARBS BRO!!

>>14699293
I try to say this every time this comes up, but the rating system they used for this is utter trash.
>https://d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/hw3eii85g0/YouGov%20-%20British%20cuisine.pdf

Only responses of "Like a little" or "Like a Lot" were tallied here. Despite what the chart says, responses of "Never Tried It", "Don't Know/Can't Recall", and "Neither like nor dislike" were all counted as negative opinions. Some dishes in the bottom tier like faggots or haggis had "Never Tried It" responses of over 25%. Jellied eels had a whopping 46% of "Never Tried It" responses, topped by laverbread with 52% of respondents having never tried it. As you can imagine, this kind of rating system skews the results HEAVILY against regional dishes or things that aren't sold in every pub or restaurant.

It's a fucking trash chart is what it is. Stop spamming it.

>>14677107
Anchovies on pizza

>>14686616
I eat three string cheese sticks on the regular

>>14677322
Does Jack only measure in whole containers? No wonder he lost use of his arm.

>>14699199
>>14698967
>oh, you like eating a thing? Well, I don't like that thing. Therefore I will engage in an argument about how much I dislike eating that thing. British food bad.

>>14678993
I'd rather have mozarella sticks than your faggy ass culture where you blow dudes on the beach in front of naked children

>>14699614
holy fuck i need this in my mouth

>>14699531
>Actually thinks his pictures and "arguments" can convince anyone that Britain doesn't only have good food imported from elsewhere

>>14695683
try the kind with the little bubble poppers instead of tapioca

>>14699614
>faggy ass culture where you blow dudes on the beach in front of naked children

>>14678993
Don't be retarded. We have many different variations of fried cheese here in Europe.

>>14681998
>born faggot

>>14677350
>>14678993
>>14677771
Obsessed

>tfw environmentalistfag
My vote is unironically to kill beef.

>>14701250
I never understood this. Sure, if we measure carbon/water usage per pound of beef it's inefficient. However, we use other parts of the cow for all sorts of shit. If that's getting put into the stats then nvm but the net carbon benefit of not having to make idk, fake leather, or upholstery, seems to offset some of the other costs.

>>14678996
Holy shit there's 131 billion people on the planet now wtf

>>14679723
They're not in HD?

>>14693991
Who then?

>>14701775
just upscaled, not a remaster

>>14677830
When the food artist setting up the photo chute subconsciously makes all the viewers of the final Ad angry because of the implied situation and the fictional dickhead being a wasteful asshole with the advertised food.

>>14677107
anything you find at those american "country fairs" filled with 70 iq hicks

>>14679611
Dunkins coffee is better than starbucks. Their doughnuts do suck though.

>>14686255
>>14686482
Engloids are gay. So yes to both.

>>14682400
>divine

>>14682006
Do it yourself and post it on /ck/

>>14678996
I don't know how McD's makes that much money.
Prices keep going up and they don't even send out coupons with the newspapers anymore.
Whats the point of fastfood if its not cheap?

>>14677126
Based

>>14677107
>>14677107
>foods that shouldn't exist

Well my most recent meal could be considered too pure for this world.

>>14677350
t. lactose

>>14699293
Black pudding is top tier and I will fight any faggot who thinks otherwise

>>14704028
They are everywhere, uniform and reliable.
You don't expect quality but you can expect the same medicore burger at any mcdonald and people like familiarity. If you go somewhere you don't know and have no idea where to get ok food for an affordable price, you know McD will have its usual shit.

>>14699956
Kill yourself

>>14677107
Just entered this thread to say OP is a faggot

>>14699614
dog dick popsicle? where can i get one, i wanna get one to prank my friend lmao

>>14677443
This guy is a Ukrainian you dumbass lol