/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14675477
When in the atmosphere of space, the ice cream spreads out and splits apart into a powder so fine that it can pass through their helmets and they breathe it in

>>14675477
You can only post ITT if your country has sent people to space.

>>14675477
their suit has a diaper flap.

you can absorb nutrients though the lining of your rectum.

>>14675487
Ok cool

They don't that's just marketing, there's no reason they wouldn't be able to eat normal ice cream in 0g

>>14675524
But the cost of shipping it into orbit would be much higher.

>>14675537
understand that "astronaut ice cream" was never sent into space, they don't have to consider the price difference in one or the other because it isn't even considered an option
That thing powders so much it would be an actual hazard to eat in a space station
An astronaut asks for ice cream in the next supply to ease living in a tin can, needing to vacuum his ass to shit, they don't send him that, he didn't ask for that, there's hundreds of more practical desserts he could have asked for if it was a problem, but since it's not they send him his spoonful of ice cream and he doesn't complain

>>14675584
Based

>>14675477

Real astronauts eat a slightly better version of MREs

>>14675477
Astronaut ice cream has an awesome texture, I was only thinking about it the other week. Haven't eaten any in 20 years, I'm not sure whether it'd be a good idea to try it again. It'd probably turn out to be shit and I'd just spoil my good memories of it.

>>14675584

This man has been to space.

>>14675486
Your country is literally imploding lmao

>>14675686
I went to the science museum last year and bought a bunch after not having it for 25 years. It's as good as I remember.

>>14675477
They open it really quickly to eat. If you open it fast, space doesn't have time to get in the suit

>>14676738
Magic School Bus debunked it

>>14676188
euromutt achmed cuck copecopecopeopcecope

>>14676780
Most upper class of my country absolutely loathe foreigners lol.

>>14676785
Then why do they keep electing the people who let them in?

>>14676941
Because upper class people with standards aren't the majority nigger.

>>14676188
HA jokes on you, it's always been this bad

>>14675477
i loved that shit when we went to kennedy space center
You'll never get to feel the insane power of one of these bad motherfuckers going off in person

>>14675584
I'm fairly certain the most common dessert is pudding, since it can be packaged in a squeeze bottle.

>>14676941

Honestly? It's because we don't mind them at all as long as we don't have to see or interact with them unless they're working for us. They can be the lower and middle class' problem.

>>14675477
https://youtu.be/0U6nj9CqOh0

>>14676780

>>14676941
Because an influx of foreigners drive costs down.

>>14677286
wages*

ftfy

>>14677300
One of my favorite things to hear from somebody is that "your wages are low because anybody could do your job!" then when just anybody comes along and does the job really shittily, people are baffled and upset. "You get what you pay for" also applies to wages and salaries, but no Lolbertarian can seem to process this simple thought.

>>14675477
i used to get these at the natural history museum and eat it at night outside looking at the stars pretending i was an astronaut

>>14675487
>Americans literally breathe ice cream.

>>14677383
It's risk/reward. Companies rather spend money developing a process any idiot can do than raise wages across the board to attract competent workers. I know because I'm literally paid to do this.

>>14676982
STS is literally being retooled as SLS. They test fired it yesterday. NASA will be firing the same rockets until the heat death of the universe because they no longer have the balls to build something as majestic as the Saturn V. Now THAT was a fucking rocket. So don't worry you'll be able to enjoy yor literal fucking death trap budget SRBs for the rest of your life while corporations are colonizing Mars.

You blend it.

>>14676780
damn dude relax

>>14677508
When they landed the stage 1 it about shattered my windows
https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/30/21407389/spacex-falcon-9-rocket-launch-polar-orbit-cape-canaveral-florida

>>14675477
I love it, I'd eat it by the pound if it wasn't like 5-7 dollars for one bag.

>>14677508
I find the Saturn V very derivative

>>14676188
It does that every 50 years or so and has worked out in the end every time so far. Vietnam-era race rioting and general social upheaval puts this pussy shit to shame; the run-up to and the actual US civil war makes this look like a gay pride parade instead of mass rioting.

>>14675477
What NASA doesn't want you to know is that they have to use two space suits for every astronaut.
One for the astronaut himself, the other is filled with ice cream and cheeze whiz.
They are connected with a feeding tube.

>>14678710
yea really, everybody seemed to forget about the Weather man bombings

>>14678730
>two space suits
redundancies are important in space

>>14676188
>in your country you watch American news, and believe it!
Fucking eh, have some dignity.

>>14677388

no you're just a big widdle baby

with an even bigger heart

i cry

The moon landing was fake

>>14679122
because we already live there, the real mission was to go to earth