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What exactly makes it taste so bad? I thought beer was relatively easy to make, is it just cheap grains?

Some anon said this drink will shred your liver to pieces, but dont all drinks? I just dont get what makes this one so particularly horrible

>> No.14670018

>>14669936
Probably a fast process which disregards quality but also aims for higher than average alcohol content. Is this like a 6.1% can or something?

>> No.14670069

>>14670018
8.5

>> No.14670098

>>14669936
It's bum beer, what did you expect?

>> No.14670197

>>14670069
Its 6%
The black can is closer to 8.5

>> No.14670411

>>14670197
The can says 8.2
I have one right next to me
>>14669936
>>14670098
It's not beer, it's malt liquor you retard. And it doesn't taste bad.
Try the spiked blue razz if you're a bitch

>> No.14670457
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14670457

Steel Reserve is literally respected by experts for it's taste and won a gold medal at the world beer cup

starts at 1:38
https://youtu.be/JCpLerLKD2k?t=98

>> No.14671826

steel reserve is malt liqour. that basically means they take beer and add a bunch of extra sugar to it so there is more to ferment.

>> No.14671837

>that third steelie of the day

>> No.14671877
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14671877

To be fair, you have to be very high IQ to appreciate Steel Reserve.

>> No.14671910

where do you live OP?
i would very much like to stomp on your face

>> No.14671996
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>>14671877
whatchu know about that? prolly nothin

>> No.14672100

>>14671837
Mom was being weak after my 3rd, had to get my sister to buy me a 4th round of Steelies. Whatchu know 'bout that? Prolly tons.

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14672181

>>14671837

>> No.14672370

>>14672181
FYI he was already dead when this picture was taken or shortly thereafter.

>> No.14672414

>>14672370
lying idiot. kill yourself.

>> No.14672430

>>14669936
a 4 pack of these can get you pretty buzzed, even drunk if you're on an empty stomach

>> No.14672449

>>14672430
One of them can get me drunk if i chug it

>> No.14672458

>>14672370
sleep tight, liar.

>> No.14672476

>>14669936
It might taste cheap, but not really bad to me.

It tastes like bread.

>> No.14672483

>>14670197

It's 8.5 or 8.2

Black can is 10 something or 11

>> No.14672504

I actually like steel reserve.

>> No.14672526

>>14672449
Lucky, I wish I was able to drink so little alcohol and get drunk.

>> No.14672537

>>14672526
Try taking a few days off pal, you'll notice a change in your tolerance.

>> No.14672554

they distill it from the juice harvested from garbage trucks

>> No.14672569

>>14672526
>so little
Is this supposed to be a flex?
its 24 fluid ounces at 8.5% alcohol consistently per 8 fluid ounces
its pretty much 1/4th alcohol.
thats a lot of alcohol in your blood stream.
5'8'', 136 pounds, 1/4th alcohol across 24 fluid ounces. does a lot to me.

>> No.14672576

>>14672181
Sleep tight, steeler.

>> No.14672580
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14672580

For some reason the 40 oz steel reserve tastes infinitely better and more smooth than the canned one to me. Anyone else noticed this or am I just imagining it?

>> No.14672588

>>14672569

8.5 is 1/12th alcohol, not 1/4th. That'd be 25%.

>> No.14672592

>>14672526
>>14672569
or look at it this way: one can is 4 beers, and you shouldn't need a 6-pack or more to catch a buzz man

>> No.14672628

>>14672588
wait, youre right

>> No.14672648

>>14669936
I think they add more sugar to speed up the brewing process and produce more alcohol. The resulting brew has higher ABV, but it's the kind of alcohol that's produced through the fermentation of simple sugars, rather than complex grains which you're used to.

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>>14671877
To be fair, being all knowing and genius tier is why I need four of these bad boys to go to bed at night. I meant what I said literally, there is no greater pain than soaring into the 200+ IQ and being surrounded by 80~ IQ people. Death is literally something I cannot wait for. I tried to catch covid the whole time it was out.

>> No.14672823

>>14672734
idk you sound kinda dumb to me lad

>> No.14673202

i usually only drink hard liquor, should i jump on the steelie train? will people look at me funny when i buy them?

>> No.14673236

>>14673202
It's Malt Liquor, you'll either look like a nigger or trailer trash buying it.

>> No.14673248

>>14673236
what if i show up to the booze dispenser in like, a suit with my hair freshly done? can i get them anywhere without anyone seeing me holding one in the store

>> No.14673264

>>14673248
I don't know where you live but only gas stations sell Steel Reserve where I'm at. You'll look out of place with a suit.

>> No.14673278

>>14673236
The sad reality for those in this thread, is that literally nobody gives a fuck about what you're buying. Usually cashier and whoever is working are thinking about what television shows they aren't watching right now so they aren't judging you or caring.

You buy four tall boy 8% beers at night? They saw a guy come in at 9am buying six.

>> No.14673352

>>14673278
Yeah, they couldn't give two shits.

If you buy four, every day, from the same store, they might obviously remember you and notice what youre getting but thats it.

Also its a gas station or corner store and everything they sell is trash anyway.

>> No.14673458

>>14671837
Been there man, these are my weakness

>> No.14673469

>>14673278
Seriously

>> No.14673474

>>14672580
They only sell plastic bottles now so the cans taste better.