/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14670939
splash out some cash on some decent charcuterie

>>14670955
No

>>14670939
You're either a bad liar or a bad vegan cook.

>>14671017
Bad cook. I am not opposed to trying it again in the future. But the way I was doing it was unhealthy and unsustainable

>>14670955
That looks keto, so I will do that probably daily in a few weeks ;)

>>14670939
Eggs.

>I tried <meme diet> and it fucked me up, so I'm going to go back to eating a varied, nutritionally complete diet for a little bit before I switch to <other meme diet> which will surely fix all of my issues

>>14671144
>out from a meme diet and right into another one
Stop

>>14672008
>>14672315
This. Just eat a normal, healthy, balanced diet ffs.

>>14670939
maybe you just have corona virus

maybe you can eat the same stuff, just with a small portion of meat every other day or so

why did you go vegan in the first place?

>>14670939
just quit 14 years of veganism myself anon. Nothing hit better than smoked salmon and poached eggs on some nice sourdough. Steak, roast chicken, plenty of veggies. Welcome back, homie.

>>14672315
>>14672325
You can easily eat a vegetarian or pescatarian ketogenic diet. Plenty of low-carb vegetables, nuts, seeds, eggs, fish, a small amount of low-carb fruit (berries, citrus). Way more "balanced" nutritionally than a standard western diet full of refined flours and simple sugars.

>>14672683
... That sounds so good right now. All of it.

>>14670939
The best animal foods have to offer is steak, salmon and eggs if you ask me. The rest can be substituted, worked around or just forgotten.

>>14670939
Smart choice, as wel all agree here on /ck/ that veganism is nothing but self-destructive.

>>14670939
Cook a pound of bacon, leave the grease in the pan, and put your eggs in there. Splash the fat over the top of the eggs so they cook without needing to flip.

>>14670939

Out of the frying pan and into the fire are we? Why don't you stop trying these retarded meme diets and just have a normal balanced diet like a normal person.

>>14673265

He didn't care about the diet in the first place and only did it to brag how special and unique he was for going Vegan

>>14671017
>my diet totally makes sense, you just have to be a botanist and know the nutritional value of everything
nigga just slap a piece of animal on a plate with some veggies
if you don't eat like an american this is all you need to be healthy

>>14672703
>Not been Keto means that you MUST eat what everyone else eats
learn self-control

How about instead of hopping from one meme diet to another you just eat like a normal person retard.

An gyro with some flavored french fries.

>>14670939
How long were you a vegan?

>>14670939
Excellent decision.

Veganism is linked directly to higher levels of child abuse and pedophilia in adults, and severe neurosis in children under 10. Meat is essential for a healthy diet. Most vegan men are from single mother homes and are vitamin deficient across the board.

>>14671127
what's healthy about THAT?

>>14670955
>keto
Sure, except for the crackers, chutney and fruits.
At least you can hit your sodium nitrite macros with the "meat."

>>14670939
vegan hate thread? i tried some vegan mac and cheese chili meal and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever ate I should have known better than to even try it... I could smell it through the packaging when I took it out of the freezer. packaged and frozen, it still reeked. After microwaving it, it actually smelled good and my hopes shot up. it didnt taste bad, but I began to regret it about a half hour after eating it. i tried to force myself to vomit, but couldnt, so i ate an onion like an apple and drank vinegar in a feeble attempt to stiffle the nauseating feeling in my body

>>14673161
how do you work around pork? Memes aside, there's no substitute for bacon

>>14676066
not that anon, but morningstar makes pretty good fake bacon strips.... but they're not vegan. But I honestly think the only thing i miss from bacon is the saltiness and oiliness

>>14676076
>But I honestly think the only thing i miss from bacon is the saltiness and oiliness

what? What is bacon without the greasy saltiness? The crunch?

>>14670955
This guy fucks

Keto is food kino if done properly

>>14676076
Lightlife makes fake bacon now that was so close that any difference was negligible. It was less greasy tho.

>>14673283
Your brain is smaller than mine. Only my immediate family even knew I was vegan. I don’t care about idiots knowing my food preferences.

>>14676137
Exactly why I don't miss it. Although if anything its the chewyness because morningstar bacon comes out too crunchy, probably because I suck at cooking in general and overcook absolutely everything

>>14676674
I'll have to give it a try if I can find it. For some reason the store where I shop is always almost completely out of stock on all these meat substitutes. Haven't been able to eat fake bacon for months now

>>14670939
I'm still pescetarian, but if I were to break it would be for
>lamb (honestly any kind of)
>veal sausage
>brisket
So maybe like a lamb burger, sausage and spaetzle, and a proper barbeque meal

>>14676076
I tried making those and they were fucking atrocious. Their fake chicken stuff is pretty good though.

>>14676066
Wheat based sausage can be pretty satisfying but I wish I could find a brand that imitates the snap of a natural casing.

>>14673161
Burgers are better. But you're autistic and from the third world so you eat as a status symbol.

>>14676036
You seem to live a very sad life.

Some good salami! And Steak Tartare, try to have good eggs to season them.

>>14670939
Vagina

>>14670939
>Veganism
Gulag will cure it

>>14674818
Do you think left wing parents are finally going to stop malnournishing their kids

>>14670939
Veganism is retarded. You aren't prolonging your life by any means. Just ear meat like you were designed.

>>14672703
>standard western diet
Doesn't exist. People eat junk food because it tastes good. It's not a diet you follow. You cswear proper portions of junk food and be perfectly healthy. 0 reason to follow fad diets when you can just eat more of whatever you're lacking.

Buy a pig head

>>14681661
Imagine the snoot...

>>14678173
Burgers aren't an animal food like steak, salmon or eggs. Burgers are a dish.

I'm so looking forward to the liveleak videos of the coming Ameristan civil war.