/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14670198
Christ you're still alive? Get some help my man before it's too late.
>that raw burger again
s m h

>>14670198
>this loser giving anyone advice
you realise you're a meme right, you're a ja/ck/ level meme.

>>14670198
Based

>>14670198
I was a little disappointed with the burger tonight since I got distracted and overcooked it a bit. But then I hit the car flask and remembered that I added a little bacon and goat cheese - I don't typically fall into such decadent whims - so everything is going to be alright.

>>14670359
>overcooked it a bit
Shit is still fucking raw like always you faggot

based degenerate

>>14670198
i went to the farmers market and got a bunch of seasonal produce and made myself a chicken ceasar salad because im not a lazy fat fuck.

Be honest, OP. How long have you been doing this to yourself?

>>14670198
>you're the one's who are literally going to die

>>14670198
>you're the one's who are literally going to die
It's societally responsible direct action.
Fixing the social security crisis, one dinner at a time.

>>14670380
My farmers' market had a great deal on the first beets and cabbages of the year, so I'm doing a barszcz today. Gotta love markets. Might even do a photo tutorial.

>>14670359
Pretty boring Taco Bell order tonight. Just a couple dollar burritos and dollar tacos. Even though I’ve consistently been keeping it under $5, I’ve somehow managed to rack up enough reward points for yet another Belle Grande, even though I feel like I just got one a couple days ago. I guess it feels good when that’s the worst thing you have to complain about (haha).
>>14670380
>got a bunch of seasonal produce and made myself a chicken ceasar salad because im not a lazy fat fuck
The only produce in a ceasar [sic] is romaine. I made half a dozen salads tonight, including a couple chicken caesars, and I don’t even work pantry.

>>14670522
its also tomato season you lardass. ill make more shit throughout the week with it as well. pesto, caprese salad, BLTs, bruschetta, pico de gallo, etc etc etc

>>14670522
Yeah but.. did you eat the salad?

>>14670522
The haul was also a bit of a disappointment (maybe I’m just tired). They were out of my Bubbies, and the only Nathan’s they had were spears and halves, and when wholes are out of the picture there’s really not much deliberation that needs to be made. Also glad I only picked up the baby bottle of the Basil Hayden’s; I kept hearing about how great it was, and then once I tried it everyone changed their tune to, “It’s not that great, it’s just a really ‘smooth’, ‘easy drinking’ whiskey to introduce someone to”. It’s not bad; just overpriced for what it is, like Tito’s or Grey Goose.
>>14670546
I usually put aside a couple bites for quality control when I toss a salad. I enjoy a good Caesar, but you’re kidding yourself if you think that’s a healthy meal. A Caesar is basically a step above a wedge. Romaine is slightly more nutrient rich than iceberg, but it’s still bare-bones fiber covered in fat, emulsified with fat, topped with shaved fat and stale bread that has been coated in fat. Thinking that a “salad with chicken” is a non-fatty meal is pure wine aunt science.

>>14670588
I think it might be a healthy alternative to hamburgers and massive amounts of taco bell and alcohol though.

>>14670198
This looks like one of those images that's designed to simulate how it feels to have a heart attack, except instead of trying to recognise the objects, you keep looking for something you'd want to eat, but you never find it.

>>14670595
It's kind of disingenuous to include alcohol consumption when talking about somebody's diet. That's like saying you have poor money management skills while lumping your cigarettes into the "grocery" category of your monthly budget.

>>14670198
When are you going to learn to cook burger, OPedo? And throw out that Abby Cadabby bowl already. It's embarrassing.

I am convinced this guy has a humiliation fetish and I refuse to participate in it.

Holy fuck how much of that are you drinking per night?

>>14670588
Here’s the order, by the way. I haven’t had a good beef burrito before adding pico, but it’s pretty ridiculous that the fritos burrito replacement needs a 45-cent condiment upgrade to be passable.
>>14670623
I started using the abby cadabby bowl because I completely ran out of clean dishes one time, and some anon thought it was funny. I keep using it because it allows me to keep making cook-alongs and other OC threads without everyone screeching about Taco Bell and “raw” burgers.
>>14670625
(´∀｀•)

>>14670198
Baste

>>14670198
>basil haydens
based tb anon

>>14670657
>I haven’t had a good beef burrito before adding pico
Lately I find that I'm adding pico to every single thing I order at Teebz. It really improves anything so much that the cost is worth it. Plus when you order cheap stuff already the cost is at least somewhat minimal, and puts the cheap items on par or even better than the more expensive items.

>>14670614
>one of those images that's designed to simulate how it feels to have a heart attack
What is this and why is it a thing?

>>14670461
Why would you go to a farmers' market to buy beets and cabbage? Are you a carny?

>>14670198
I hope you eat your words and are actually the one that dies.

>>14670198
op, what music do you like?

fat 'ems

>>14670198
You are a legend my fren, keep up the great work and never stop glutton posting.

>>14670375
Stop calling everything raw you dunce. It makes you sound like an idiot.

>>14670657
I don’t eat a lot of junk food these days, but I like to keep a bag of these pepperoncini kettle chips, or maybe some Snyder pretzels, on the nightstand; they’re great for those 5am low-sodium spikes preceding the last smoke of the night before the sun comes up. Maybe it’s just me. I know a lot of people these days underhydrate.

OVER 20 STANDARD DRINKS A DAY

NEVER SOBER

PICKELED ALIVE

>>14670198
Pepperoncini flavored potato chips
Woah

>>14670198
hey RETARD

No one likes these threads, except some coping fatasses who will go over the complexities of the literal slop that is “Taco Bell”. Your alcohol consumption and compulsive eating habits are signs that you are a weak-willed nobody who will never accomplish anything significant in life or ever make a lot of money

Me? I’m in my last year of Uni (no debt btw) with a degree in chemical engineering and I’ll be going to work for a major oil company in Texas after I graduate...keep eating shit and stay poor

>>14672602
At least OP doesn't have to live in Texas.

>>14672649
>t. Seething faggot coastie

>>14672602
yikes
Why are you so insecure?

>>14672663
>degree in chemical engineering working for a major oil company only to not realize texas has a coastline
l o l
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>>14670359
Drinking and driving you fat piece of shit. If the burgers dont kill you hopefully crossing the median will.

>>14670380
If you think caesar salad is healthy then you obviously didn't make your own dressing or even know what's in it, and buying bottled dressing is the epitome of lazy.

>>14672187
based tb anon. those chips are my favorite, but I can only find the small bags by me

>>14670255
>s m h
I know they stopped teaching zoomers cursive, and the entire idea of grammar seems archaic to you, but can't you people at least type out full words?

>>14670620
Does alcohol contain calories? Yes? Then it's not disingenuous you retarded faggot.

>>14670198
What’s the orange knife? I like it

>>14672187
>"don't eat a lot of junk food"
>literally eats fast food, burgers, processed snacks, and drinks soda and alcohol every goddamn day
how did your fat ass end up this delusional?

>>14670420
Judging by the plate it's on probably self harm from being a degenerate tranny before the burger.

>>14672187
>I don't eat a lot of junk food these days
hehe

>I don’t eat a lot of junk food these days

OP tell me about the burgers. Why do you always eat burgers? Do you steal them from work? I thought I read something once about that.

>>14675011
How are burgers "junk food"?

>>14672602
Shitty b8

OP is based af desu

>>14675274

>>14675328
Do yuros really not eat beef, and bread, and vegetables?

>>14675338
Maybe he's a CCP shill. They eat rice vegetables and random meat which is way healthier than burgers.

>>14670198
What OTC medicine are you taking TB anon? Be careful, almost none of them go well with alcohol.

>>14670198
>>14675361
Also how are those canned collards?

>>14675194
>do you steal them from work?
If you work in a kitchen you usually get a staff meal. That's standard just about everywhere.

>>14675274
0/10 bait, nice try fatass OP

>>14670198
kill yourself, you fat alcoholic piece of shit

>>14672187
These nacho crunch double stacked tacos aren't the best, but they're okay for a dollar, and better than the potato taco. I don't know if it's a vocal minority making all these potato threads or what, but I always thought TB potatoes kind of sucked. Then again, I always go late at night so probably never had them fresh.
>>14671143
Yeah, I tried ordering a double stacked taco fresco one time, thinking they'd just remove the shredded cheese and replace it with pico like they do with with regular tacos, but they remove all the cheese, which means I got a hard shell taco with a soft tortilla wrapped around it, with no nacho cheese sauce to bind them. I laughed, and then I cried.

>>14672602
People care more about OP than some fucking brag like you. You probably don't have a personality at all

>>14675734
They should really call this the Triple Tortilla Taco. If they skimp out on the beef or nacho cheese it's almost like having a tasting menu of tortillas with slightly different textures. I really miss the Spicy Loaded Nacho Taco, which was basically the same except instead of a hard shell they gave you jalapenos, and instead of red strips you got little mini red chips. I might just be crazy and nostalgic, but I swear those little red chips were a lot tastier than their red strips (which I honestly think are always stale because honestly who the fuck is adding red strips to anything?).
>>14675002
Spyderco Roadie. I'm not a huge fan of their regular designs, but they make really good quality knives.
>>14675361
Just Ibuprofen; I cut out the DXM years ago.
>>14675364
Like any pre-seasoned canned product, they're both lethally high in sodium and yet somehow under seasoned. They're still decent, though. I love my greens, but would never make them at home.

>>14675981
You have to order the nacho crunch taco with the hard shell only

>>14671645
I don't specifically go to a farmers market for those, but since it's set up literally on the way to my local supermarket, I tend to swing by and pick up some of the stuff that's cheaper than in the supermarket.

>>14675981
We may have changed our patty recipe/preparation, and they discontinued the brioche buns we used to get, but this is still my favorite burger, and I'll keep making it as long as I can.
>>14675986
That was my first thought the first time I ordered one - except opposite; I'm definitely more of a soft taco guy, for multiple reasons. Unfortunately they don't give you that option on the app, and I don't fuck around with modifications at the window, especially now that there's a rewards program.

>>14676039
I always find farmers' markets to be hit or miss. Sometimes they have much better quality stuff than the grocery store, but they're never cheaper.

lonely enough to steal food from work, transport it home and share how horrible it looks with the world. please kys, thanks.

I'm convinced that burger isn't made from real food and is the same one every time

OP is obese.

>>14677320
uh, yeah >>14671679

>>14677156
>steal food from work
If OP worked at Taco Bell these threads would probably be a lot more interesting.

>>14676202
I don't know why I don't always throw on a little goat cheese. It really takes it up a notch.
>>14670375
Bad lighting. You can see here it's really overcooked.
>>14677247
Mmm, plastic burger.

>>14677873
Well, at least now we know that OP isn't bald.

>>14677873
tb anon, what are your feelings on the removal of pico from the menu?

>>14670198
>made a burger
>ate taco bell
ok fatass

>>14671143
They're discontinuing pico.

>>14672774
acktchually, i did make my own. cooklet.

>>14677873
Beef burrito looking a little on the small side again, even with pico.
>>14678985
>>14679047
That's pretty ridiculous if true. No more fresco, and that would also mean they're getting rid of the LTO nacho box. It's like they're just fucking with us at this point. Remember a year ago when they were pushing their vegan/vegetarian options? And now they're getting rid of both potatoes and pico? I don't even know what to think anymore.

>>14679276
>cooklet
You don't cook Caesar dressing, dum dum. At least glance at a recipe before trying to pretend you made something you didn't.

>>14680387
I read LTO as lettuce tomato and onion, and when I read that getting rid of pico would mean getting rid of lettuce too I was a little confused.

Sad days for the bell. I was already on the fence about going back since they nuked their menu. Now I'll just have to figure out how to make my own.

>>14677127
Where I live, most farmers markets just cut out the middle man, so I can pay 10% less and the farmer can make 10% more. Also, there's always room to negotiate.

What I like most is that you can just get different portions than the pre-packaged shit supermarkets sell. I'm not looking for a 3 for €2 pack of bell peppers where one of them is always damaged or subpar, I'd rather just pay €1 for the one pepper I'd actually use and can pick myself.

>>14670198
Dude, with your diet you’re going to die before anyone

>>14681689
Taco Bell is actually pretty healthy.

>>14680651
>make my own
I eat Taco Bell because of the convenience and price. If I'm going to cook I'm not going to try to imitate fast food.

>>14681853
Please keep making tubby think that so he expires sooner than expected and spares us all.

>>14680387
What the fuck is that?

>>14682234
Beef burrito, grilled, add pico. It's what replaced the fritos burrito, and is basically the same thing except they removed the fritos and added creamy jalapeno sauce. It sounds good on paper, but apparently nobody gave the wageslaves the memo that they need to add more beef and rice to make up for the lack of fritos if they don't want it to look like a quesadilla melt. Last time I ordered pico they loaded it up, but unfortunately this time they gave me the half-assed teaspoon of something I paid 150% the base price to mod it with; I've always accepted TB's inconsistent portion sizes, but if they nuke pico I'm really not sure what I'll do aside from finally try Del Taco.

>>14670620
Dumb faggot retard

Imagine having this much first hand knowledge about taco bell food and not even working there. Jesus Christ how sad.

>>14670198
>seagrams
>buying jew vodka
do anons really?

>>14682393
He's right though.

>>14682424
Not at all kys

>>14682424
Actually he's not but nice try.

>>14682399
>he goes onto a niche hobby board and complains when anon is knowledgeable about the board topic

>>14682460
Not complaining retard just pointing out how pathetic it is.

>>14682466
It boggles my mind how one of the only half-decent OC threads left on /ck/ manages to attract so many trolls.

>>14682486
Now this is an epic troll post if I ever saw one.

>>14682486
Not a troll, Taco Bell anon is a pathetic human husk who needs to turn it's life around fast or risk dying surrounded only by shit vodka, taco bell wrappers, and overcooked burgs.

>>14682508
>human husk who needs to turn it's life around fast or risk dying surrounded only by shit vodka, taco bell wrappers, and overcooked burgs
I appreciate the gender neutral pronoun, but unfortunately I'm straight as an arrow, so don't bother, and I almost never overcook my burgers - this one was a one-off mistake.

>>14682553
>one-off mistake
nah, that's you

>>14682553
I want to hang out with you one day, OP. We can eat taco bell, burgers, and watch X-files together.

>>14682563
That doesn't even make sense.

>>14670198
You should toss a couple splashes of Angostura bitters into a glass of that choya. Shit tastes just like cinnamon apple butter. Its fucking delicious

>>14670198
0.04 death rate

>>14682718
much higher for overweight people

>>14670301
a really shitty meme. shitting up the board with stupid threads all the time

>>14682718
>4000 9/11's

>>14682740
What threads do you make and/or post in? Serious question.

>>14682765
i only frogpost and talk about chef marco

>>14682566
You wouldn't make it out alive

>>14682778
lol

>>14682566
I don't think you quite understand the level of alcohol consumption involved in OP's feasts.

>>14670359
Did you steal that napkin dispenser?

>>14670198
When was the last time you felt the tender caress of a man who loves you?

>>14683215
it's probably the same bottle in every picture over and over again

>>14683277
Is that even a thing?

>>14683235
What's with everybody assuming everything is stolen? Seems like a whole ton of projection.

Someone doxx this gluttonous faggot

>>14684327