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Im stuck with my stupid religious family during this stupid lockdown and I have a swine and alcohol addiction. Does frying pork give out a distinct pork smell that my muslim family will notice? I wanna make some Tonkatsu and rice

>> No.14634802

>>14634795
That's pretty haram bro. Lol. Why don't you just order in?

>> No.14634805

>>14634795
If they don't eat pork they probably won't recognise the smell of pork. Go for it OP.

>> No.14634816

>>14634795
tell them it's "Impossible Pork" made from chicken or something.

>> No.14634827

>>14634795
I wish you would not consume the swine ahki and yes it smells like shit

>> No.14634848

Inshallah brother. Eat the pork and drink the alcohol.

>> No.14634863

>>14634795
>Does frying pork give out a distinct pork smell
kinda. they'd probably recognise bacon cooking.
I doubt they'd recognise breaded & fried pork schnitzels though. With that you end up smelling the bread frying more. If you have Parmesan, garlic or dried rosemary mix it in with the bread crumbs and those will smell a lot more.

>> No.14634870

>>14634863
It isnt Tonkatsu if you add dirty Gaijin spicesc and cheese

>> No.14634978

Invest in a hot plate and a box fan and fry up the pork in your room with the window open, fan directed toward the window. Keep the door locked. If anyone wonders about the smell they'll blame it on a neighbor. Simple.

>> No.14634989

>>14634795
Do you live in Saudi Arabia or something?

Why can't you cook whatever you want?

>> No.14635129

>>14634795
>Claims to be addicted to pork
>Doesn't know what it smells like

>> No.14635138

>>14634795
Just make chicken katsu instead.

>> No.14635139

>>14634795
pork is dangerous brother, be wary of parasites and trichinosis because there is a reason all 3 Abrahamic religions originally prohibited swine meat

>> No.14635145

>>14635139
you be ware of the arab not knowing how to cook or even properly raise animals, because they are retarded

>> No.14635149

>>14635129
>Has reason to believe this is a shitpost and or bait
>Couldn't think of anything wittier to contribute

>> No.14635156

>>14635139
>>14634827
>>14634795
Pork is actually completely safe to eat. Just use a meat thermometer and don't use your wiping hand while cooking, you dirty ragheads.

>> No.14635164

>>14634795
>Does frying pork give out a distinct pork smell that my muslim family will notice?
yeah. my former muslim roommate was never happy when I cooked pork. I never told her when I was doing it but she could always tell

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>>14635139
Just eat it raw, desert dweller. You sand people don't know good food

>> No.14635180

>>14635139
Will you like to eat maggots and tapeworms even if they are dead from "cooking" the meat? Pigs may be cute, but they roll around in and consume of their mud and shit and filth. This is the reason they were to be prohibited for many millenia

>> No.14635182

>>14635179
This must be the most haram thing in the world. No wonder they hate us

>> No.14635187

>>14634795
Just doxxed your address and sending a screen cap to your parents. Good luck infidel ;)

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>>14635164
Did she smoke your pork in return? If you follow the humps on my camel's back. If you smell my smoky waft.

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>>14635179
On the contrary, my friend. I would invite all to try Arab cuisine much the same as I would be open to trying any type of non-pork cuisine (with tye exception of things such as balut or other disgusting chink-foods)

>> No.14635192

>>14635190
>non-pork
Never gonna make it

>> No.14635194

>>14634870
A Muslim weeboo, that's funny.

>> No.14635195

>>14635139
>>14635180
Please ignore these comments. The authors are 90iq third worlders.

>> No.14635206

Make pork kabsa and kefta. No one will know.

>> No.14635216

>>14635195
Quite contrary as I born and raised in the west without ever having so much as visited "back home" . I do not feel attachment to what should be considered my home and/or native lands. Now even if we consider the beef tapeworm (T. saginata) which can only be obtained from the most severely undercooked or "blue rare" meat, pork in comparison has many more types of parasites. It is my opinion pork consumption should be reduced in exchange for other meat

>> No.14635228

>>14634795
Why do you give a shit what your family thinks, just cook it you dumb faggot. Shit thread

>> No.14635233

>>14634795
doesnt cost anything to respect the people who changed ur diapers as a baby n raised u as a child just make stir-fry or Mongolian beef or something

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>>14635228
There muslim they will probably honor kill him

>> No.14635249

>>14635216
Reduce deez nuts in your smelly mouth

>> No.14635274

>>14634795
Thanks for outing yourself brother, we will be over with the cleaver shortly

>> No.14635293

>>14635189
giggled, based anon

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>>14635182
no, this is

>> No.14635355

>>14635299
Do Muslims even /meatman/? I almost feel sorry for the plain buggers

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This is now a meatman thread.

>> No.14635383
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Who here /meatman/?

>> No.14635393
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Meatmeowth

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14635408

>blocks you are path

>> No.14635411

>>14634795
You can brine it or marinate it to reduce the pork smell
You can also fry it in soy oil, soy oil smells like shit when heated

>> No.14635420
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Muslims have the pilgrimage to Mecca, Christians have the /meatman/ nativity scene

>> No.14635427

>>14635378
Come to daddy

>> No.14635436
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Baby goes in oven, turkey goes in crib

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14635443

Is this CRINGE or BRYNJE?

>> No.14635485

>>14634795
try migrating to Europe
everything's off limits there

>> No.14635493

Maybe you should take this opportunity to let your family know that you've realized Christ was truly the only begotten son of the living God. :)

God bless you, brother.

>> No.14635498

>>14634795
>Tonkatsu
*Tonkotsu

>> No.14635507

>>14635139
Christianity never prohibited pork. That's an abrogated Hebrew law

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hmm... having multiple wives sounds pretty cool but not being able to have prosciutto is probably a deal breaker for me muhammed, i think i'll have to pass on islam my fren

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>TONKATSU!!!!

Just call it fried pork you fucking pathetic virgin weeb loser

>> No.14635523

>>14635216
I don't mind muslims roommates not eating pork as long as we eat fish on friday

>> No.14635528

>>14634795
pork sucks desu, worst common meat by far
but I doubt they'll notice the smell unless you're frying bacon

>> No.14635536

>>14635515
New study shows..
>SOYBOY SOYBOY

FBI stats say 13%
> 3B^O

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>>14635149
Here's what you crave you massive faggot.

>> No.14635583

>>14635139
>trichinosis
>parasites
This is no longer a concern unless you're butchering your own hogs or getting pigs from outside the normal supply chain. Even then all you have to do to prevent eating parasites is to fucking cook the meat you dumb towelhead.

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>>14635139
God fucking dammit, muslims are so fucking stupid. Itd be funny if they didnt breed like fucking rabbits and bring their low IQ to the west

>> No.14635935

>>14635597
Yes, so stupid that modern western chemistry and mathematics is built upon middle eastern algebra and alkimyah (which, in turn, is built upon various Greco-Roman and Asian works, but the point still stands). So stupid that eye cataract surgery procedures were being developed during the Islamic Golden age while yuropeans couldn't treat a simple fever during the same time in their Dark ages. So stupid that the Renaissance was caused by the aforementioned Islamic Golden age. You see so many of the lowest niggers of the middle east flocking to yurop and fucking your shit up that you associate all the rest (and even Afghanistan terrorists) with them so I don't blame you for having such a narrow view

>> No.14635995

>>14634795
you like in some fascist shithole? do what you want

>> No.14636016
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>>14635935
>believing in pedophilic warmonger and his space dad

OH NO NO NO NO

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA

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>>14634795
Get a butter bell but fill it with lard.

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>>14635182
Pretty sure blood sausage is more haram than that.

>> No.14636087

>>14634795
the one person I know to go on full-blown week long benders is Muslim
won't eat pork tho

>> No.14636105

>>14634795
Fried pork stinks up the house very easily OP, you should know this if you eat it.

>> No.14636240

>>14635562
Thanks, I deserved it. And you didn't. Smelly ape.

>> No.14636518

>>14635935
>all that garbage

oh yeah? And what have they got to show for it?

>> No.14636643

>>14635935
Late to claiming stake on religion, late to the dark ages, late to the space age, late to pork. Don't worry, all good things come in time.

>> No.14636657

>>14636105
>Fried pork stinks up the house
>"stinks"

Smallhat detected. Who else would so unjustly slander Lady Bacon's sweet perfume.

>> No.14636661

>>14635935

Don't push him any further, guys, all it takes is one wrong move for that vest to detonate!

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>>14635299
>>14635378
>>14635383
>>14635408
>>14635436
what in the fuck

>> No.14637252

>>14634795
It smells ver fatty and greasy, recommended just ordering out

>> No.14637277

>>14634978
That's going to just come off as obvious and plain suspicious. Just being careful to not leave empty packaging around and not doing something super obvious like bacon should probably not be detected. Hell he could probably make chashu pork and have his family eat it and then tell them it's some kind of nip marinated rolled chicken and they wouldn't know any better.

>> No.14637299

>>14635443

kek

>> No.14637560

>>14635139
There is a lot of other food that is also forbidden in abrahamic religions, but most people just ignore those.

>> No.14637754

>>14637560
Halal diets are a lot less restrictive than kosher diets though.

>> No.14637923

>>14635139
How are parasites even real bro just cook the meat until they die it's just free protein.

>> No.14637942

>>14634795
Hisbah is not going to like this.

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>>14634795
>I wanna make some Tonkatsu

... do you really think you can get away with simmering pigs trotters in a big pot for three days?

>> No.14637978

>>14637960
that is tonkotsu. Tonkatsu is fried pork cutlets

>> No.14637980

>>14634795
Can you eat it outside of the house, cooked by someone else? How locked down are you?

>> No.14638015

>>14634795
why are you so unholy?, booze and pork will lead you to hell

>> No.14638119

>>14634795
Just do whatever the fuck you want. You're a grown adult, it's not their fucking business what you do.
If they don't like it tell em to get fucked.

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>>14635194
there was a cringy, whiteass canadian vlogger bitch named kanadajin3 who went to her dream land of japan on a dancing monkey visa-err, english teacher visa. Thinks she knows japan better than locals but hasnt even graduated high school. When they didn't rehire her she got obsessed with this guy and paid him to be her fake husband for a visa. Made moves on him when he was not attracted to her at all. Eventually cut her off and she goes off the deep end and marries a saudi guy and full converts to islam (daily vlogs about how islam is the greatest, headscarf and all) to supposedly stay in the country. Some say she's just back in her parents' basement though, obessing over the japanese guy. Has a kf page.
Fucking weaboos.

>> No.14638476

>>14636657
I like bacon in normal amounts but as someone who comes from a “fry pig almost daily” family I can say that only the kitchen and dining areas need to smell like fried pork.

>> No.14638598

>>14637980
Im from Melbourne, we have the strictest lockdown laws in the world despite only having a fraction of the number of cases seen in similarly populated countries like Israel. I cant go gym, restuarants or anywhere pass 8 pm. Melbourne is the nannystate of the most nannystate country(Australia)

To the faggits telling me I must be stupid to not know what frying pork smells like, I only go on a porn binge at my local japanese restuarant where the pork has a really clean smell.. I know Bacon smells because I can smell that shit from my obese neighbours house. And I refuse to eat bacon because of it. But I dont know what pork being fried smells like.

>> No.14638631

>>14636518
Suitcase clocks.

>> No.14638633

>>14638015
I wanna go to hell though. I dont like self righteous uptight faggits and from its description in the Quran, Jannah seems full of them.

>> No.14638638

>>14638598
Pork being fried will smell akin to bacon basically but a little less strong.

>> No.14638652

>>14638598
Not eating bacon because a fat person you know eats bacon is the kind of reasoning a 12 year old with anorexia does

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>>14638598
>Lelbourne
How did I fucking know? Like flies to shit.

>> No.14638694

>>14638652
I dunno man. Bacon seems insanely unhealthy. Im a fitness nut so I try to only eat clean lean meat like Kangaroo and chicken. Pork is gonna be a once a week thing. Ive never used cream or anything too fatty in my cooking. The fattiest meats Ill ever eat is probably oily fish and thats because of the Omega 3 benefits.

>> No.14638750

>>14638652
Ive also had it a few times and didnt like it. Bacon just aint my thing.

>> No.14638805

Eat pickled pig skin, no smell to worry about

>> No.14638882

>>14634795
if you're just making tonkatsu, then they wont notice it (unless you fry it in pig lard).

>> No.14638963

>>14635180
>Pigs may be cute, but they roll around in and consume of their mud and shit and filth.
Chickens and cows do this too. They may not root in it, but they aren't clean animals. I've seen cows face down in their own shit on the farm before. All you're giving me is arguments for veganism but selectively applied to pigs because your holy book sez so. The entire reason the Bible prohibits pigs is because they DON'T chew their own cud like cows do. I'm sorry? Why does the animal that eats its own regurgitated vomit cleaner than the one that doesn't?

>> No.14638987

>>14635180
I literally licked strangers assholes and had my asshole licked by strangers, and there's never been a parasite problem to me. Hell I work hospital lab, and I really only ever noticed an uptick of trichamonas in black communities in the US.most other STD testing comes back neg or as BV or yeast infection or some shit, but even the overall concentration of orders is higher in the community hospital we get forced to work at every once in a while. And even working in micro, shit like pork or chicken pathogens is pretty rare. Most GI pathogens are e coli variants, VRE, and c diff are the most common. Pork parasites are even rares, at least salmonella isn't crazy rare.

>> No.14639199

>>14638662
Dw, when the mining industries fail from getting a little too hasty with China, and your little banana republics start to fail, the rest of Australia will start sucking Melbourne and Sydney cock like you used to. We are the innovation and cultural engine of Australia. Deal with it cunts

>> No.14639204

>>14638987
>I literally licked strangers assholes and had my asshole licked by strangers
based

>> No.14639207

>>14638987
>I literally licked strangers assholes and had my asshole licked by strangers
>Hell I work hospital lab

Ah, one of the "heroes" that we hear so much about...

>> No.14639218

>>14635935
And yet so dumb that they don't understand modern food cleanliness standards and how most pork is perfectly safe to eat.

>> No.14639220

>>14639207
Diving into others' assholes so we don't have to, truly based

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>>14636661
kek

>> No.14639465

>>14634795
Quit being a faggot and cook up some bacon with wine in the kitchen at noon.

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>>14635139
>there is a reason all 3 Abrahamic religions originally prohibited swine meat
Im no expert but iirc the main cause is that pork keeps very poorly in hot weather if you don't have modern tech to freeze it. The way they were used in medieval europe is that you'd have a few pigs out in the back and would feed them scraps during the year and then butcher at the start of winter when other sources of food grow scarce, so if you lived in a climate where it gets frosty they were very handy. Here the traditional time for pigslaugtering is November.
Meanwhile in places where its hot constantly swine lose this advantage to just become another piece of meat.

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>>14638987
>I literally licked strangers assholes and had my asshole licked by strangers
A-anon, I..

>> No.14641241

>>14634795
>a swine and alcohol addiction
DID SOMEBODY SAY ASSWINE?

>> No.14641271

As long as you take a bath and wear clean clothes, you'll be fine OP.

Religion is for people who are afraid of death, so they console themselves with made up stories about magic sky wizards that can supposedly do anything, but won't for some reason. This almighty being created everything we know and will sit by with a bag of popcorn every time a child is raped or a city is bombed. He COULD stop it, but won't. Can you believe that people actually WANT to worship a creature like that?

Congrats on being smarter than most of your family!

>> No.14641278

>>14641271
>Falling for the dumbest line of reasoning ever used to reject the light, love, and warmth of God.
I'm so sorry you were misled.

>> No.14641280

>>14641278
I'm sorry you're foolish enough to not ask deeper questions and take responsibility for your own mistakes.

>> No.14641288

>>14641280
>Implying that man's fall and disobedience to God's will is not the source of evil and suffering in the world.
I do accept responsibility for my mistakes and failures. Do you?

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>>14634795
Just eat it raw and minced on bread, brother

>> No.14641299

>>14641288
What fall? Adam and Eve were chilling in the garden. Up till this point, they had NEVER been exposed to a lie or deception, right? God KNEW the snake/devil was in the garden but didn't warn them.

"Ay yo, watch out for this one guy. He's no good."

No. He didn't. He knew, but he did nothing. Eve was lied to. Again, in this perfect godly paradise, had Eve ever been lied to? Would she have recognized a lie if she heard one? No.

She was lied to, and shared with Adam and was punished for it.

If you hand your phone over to a baby and say, "Baby, don't touch! There's porn and shit on here I don't want you to see." and the baby immediately starts pawing at the phone - do you drop kick the baby over the fence for disobeying you? No. It's a fucking baby.

>> No.14641321

>>14635139
>he doesn't properly cook his meat
Astagfirullah!

>> No.14641331

>>14641299
>What fall? Adam and Eve were chilling in the garden. Up till this point, they had NEVER been exposed to a lie or deception, right? God KNEW the snake/devil was in the garden but didn't warn them.
Your reasoning is so juvenile. God has given you and I the tremendous gift of free will, and he will never take that gift away. Adam and Eve and even Satan all misused this gift and it led to their downfalls. Pride in thinking that you know better than the Almighty has been a constant source of ruin. Why do you think that Adam and Eve should have been unable to follow a simple command from God? Why do you and I all still struggle to do the same? It is all the same reason, brother; pride and giving into temptation.

Please repent before it's too late.

>> No.14641351

>>14641331
God loves you unconditionally, but only under certain conditions. Christianity's history is bloody and brutal. Most organized religions are. Being called a sheep isn't a compliment. Sheep are eaten.

>> No.14641362

>>14641331
You pray to someone who has stood by and watched every single rape in the history of humanity and did nothing to stop it.

>> No.14641374

>>14641351
God does love you unconditionally, but just as any parent has rules and expectations, so does God. It hurts him to see you so flippantly reject his love. I'm telling you, brother, that the words of Christ and the prophets were not recorded for children to be taught once a week. They were for grown men and women so that they might understand the ways of the God and man. They hold just as true now as they did thousands of years ago.

I'm not going to argue with you anymore, but instead pray for you. Peace, my man.

>> No.14641398

>>14641374
There's no argument, because I'm right. You've ignored everything I said, rejected logic and spew tired old koolaid that your parents forced down your throat before you were old enough to think for yourself.

Pray for yourself and your own awakening, because you've got a loooong way to go.

>> No.14641432

>>14641398
I've read the works of some of the greatest critical thinkers; Augustine, Pascal, and Aquinas. My faith in the Almighty in unwavering. You've offered the oldest and most tired arguments.
>Is God unwilling or unable to prevent evil
When I say to you that evil is caused by the rejection of God's will. That God has given us free will, to either obey or disobey. So your silly false dichotomy has no more academic weight than asking you if you've stopped fucking your dog yet.

>> No.14641449

>>14641432
But here's the part that keeps flying over your head:

God doesn't exist.

It's a fear-based construct we've created to make ourselves feel safer about death and what happens after it. Why is this such a hard pill for you to swallow? God doesn't exist, but here's the best part: Neither does the devil. Or hell.

We're just humans being humans on a rock. When we die, we blip out and that's it. Do you remember sitting on God's knee before being born and he's like, "Ok anon, you're going to be a male in this life. You're mom's name is...."

No. Do you know why? It never happened. Because God's not real. Santa isn't real. The toothfairy isn't real. The money we were supposed to receive with "trickle down economics" isn't real.

We're alone out here and you're not brave enough to face that reality, so you lie to yourself and make imaginary friends to talk to so you won't feel lonely or guilty about the prostitute you murdered in vegas that one night long ago. Somebody named, "Jesus" forgave you and says it's cool now.

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>>14641449
You're wrong. :^)

>> No.14641500

>>14641484
And you can't provide a single solitary shred of evidence that you're right. Not one. You'd think you'd want something to be real before you dedicate your entire life and soul to it.

>> No.14641549

>>14641500
Not him but I think you are narrow minded. You talk about evidence and yet you have none to prove he does not exist. No science, no equations - just conjecture. When one is attempting to have a higher elevated discussion about the esoteric and spiritual, one must let go this desire to "win" "arguments". It is detrimental to an evaluation of what is "true" and what is "not". The only thing you can ever know, is that you know absolutely nothing.

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>>14635139

>> No.14641568

>>14635216
what a retard, if anything beef consumption should be reduced

>> No.14641569

>>14636240
fuck off incel

>> No.14641572

>>14641549
More than you, apparently. Good white knight attempt, though.

Take a deep breath and hold it for a second. I believe that's oxygen. Science agrees with me and has proven me right. It doesn't need to get more complicated than that, right?

>> No.14641604

>>14641572
You merely agree with what you are told. You lap it up without question as long as it fits your worldview, and denounce others as wrong if it doesn't. It sounds like a miserable life, and like someone does not actually hold any answers himself.

>> No.14641612

>>14641604
So if you're so horny to prove God exists, cough up the proof I asked for half a thread ago. Otherwise, shut up and enjoy the oxygen that you know for a fact exists in your lungs right now.

>> No.14641617

>>14635139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV5n0krVo8

>> No.14641642

>>14641612
I don't need to prove anything, as we know nothing. The science you hold so dear is merely built upon others answers. You hold no answers yourself, and anything I give you would be the same as you holding nothing over God. We are two separate people and it will be impossible to impose our beliefs without voluntary concession.

But I leave you with this: What happened from the beginning? If all your actions are reaction to action, then you must find your desired solution at its core. Go back to the the start of the Universe, before the start, if there ever was a start, and ask yourself what you know. The answer is - nothing.

>> No.14641657
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14641657

>>14641617
HOLY SHIT DO BRITS REALLY?

>> No.14641673

>>14641657
Professor Timothy Winters AKA Abdal Hakim Murad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZFmnJVbhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Ien1qo_qI&t=145s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kDbqABvEN0&t=173s

>> No.14641684

>>14641642
>The science you hold so dear is merely built upon others answers. You hold no answers yourself

By that logic, your opinion about god came from what others have told you too.

>If all your actions are reaction to action, then you must find your desired solution at its core.

If you want to talk Newton, then you're in luck. We can get into all the math and nitty gritty of his Third Law, but I don't think your sword is sharp enough for that particular conversation.
There was nothing. There IS nothing and despite my mother's southern baptist's deepest desires, there won't be anything. We are here now. We won't be later. That's all there is to it.

There's no after life. There's no heaven. No "Good job" sticker for a reward. There's no hell. No satan to punish you for not being Jesus' cheer leader.

>> No.14641690

>>14641569
Did the smelly ape get offended? Aww, how cute. Are you going to chimp out now?

>> No.14641723

>>14641684
So no proof, even though you beg for proof from me. You couldn't provide a single shred of evidence anyone knows at all what they talk about - and we already know everyone admits it's just conjecture, which is why you couldn't link or cite anything. You are only a believer, hah. As you posted nothing and hold others answers on your tongue, I'd like to say I found "God" through my own volition, and I adhere to no organized religion or mentors to guide me. I looked at the beginning, and know that I know nothing - much like you, though you angrily type out your vitriol due to having no answers. You can't stand it that someone could hold a stance when it does not fit in your worldview. You state there is no heaven - I don't care. You state there is no after life - I don't care. You snide and snark because that's all you have - opinions and words, no actual substance, no pTheory or theoretical physics (above your head anyway). If all there is from God is a non-existence at the end, I still cherish my time on this rock and hold it dear to my formed conscious mind. But you? You're just a believer. It has shown by no answers and just an enraged insecure man who has never tried to hold elevated abstracts in safe guard - just anger, perhaps hatred, and I know you can't reason with things like that.

So good day. Hopefully next time you give answers and are able to participate in a civil discourse by providing proof of how the Universe came to be. But you can't. And we both know it, and that makes me smile. :)

>> No.14641737

>>14641723
Delusional people often smile to themselves. Try not to stare in the sun too much though. I've heard that's bad for your eyes. A little thing called science taught me that.

>> No.14642500

>>14634795
Convert to Christianity and you won't have to worry about going to hell either

>> No.14642514

>>14634795
>Im stuck with my stupid religious family during this stupid lockdown and I have a swine and alcohol addiction. Does frying pork give out a distinct pork smell that my muslim family will notice? I wanna make some Tonkatsu and rice
You should respect yourself enough not to disrespect your family online, and at all. If you want a BLT, go eat out at a diner, or get turkey bacon or forget it.
I don't think tonkatsu is anything but crap. I'd make veal schnitzel with lemon or jaeger sauce 100% over tonkatsu if given the chance.

I had pork pot stickers tonight (frozen and panfried and steamed) sticky rice on the side, super chili crisp on top, and a salad w/ginger dressing.

>> No.14642633

>>14641549
We have a fair amount of evidence that God doesn't exist. Evidence is anything that has a different probability of being true if a claim is true or false. So, for example, the existence of belief in God is (weak) evidence that God exists, because it's more likely that people believe in God in a universe where he exists than on one where he doesn't. With that in mind, the existence of many incompatible religions is evidence against God. In a universe where there was no God, you'd expect it'd be more likely that many religions would be incompatible than in a universe with God. All the inconsistencies and falsehoods in the Bible or your preferred religious text are evidence against God. And, in fact, given how much effort so many people have gone to to find proof of God, and how many "interventions" they claim God has made in the past, the lack of any findings is evidence against God. The rigorous consistency of physics is evidence against God. The fact that many religions have gone extinct, and many contemporary religions recontextualize stories taken from earlier, now extinct, religions is evidence against God. The fact that religions appear strongly influenced by the cultures in which they originated is evidence against God.

I could go on. Obviously, none of this is proof that God does not exist, and most of it is quite weak evidence. More importantly, I think, is the idea that the only real way to "prove" or "disprove" anything (or the closest we can get to proof, anyway) is through predictive power. That is, if religion predicted that there'd be an apocalypse, or that a devout man could heal others, or that the faithful would all die peacefully surrounded by family, and then those things ended up being true, that'd be good evidence that my competing theory, which we'll call "physics", which did not predict any of those things, and in fact considers some of them to be impossible, was wrong, and that religion was right.

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>> No.14642686

>>14642633
On the other hand, "physics without God" has extremely high predictive power. It predicts the motion of the planets, chemical reactions, the behavior of light, whether a building will survive an earthquake, and much more. And most of the remarkable claims by contemporary religions, remarkably, are untestable. "When you die, X will happen, but there will be no measurable effect on your body, or any way for you to communicate to the living, or any other way for someone living to verify X will actually happen".

When I was a kid, I thought everyone was pretending to believe in God, and it was just tradition, like Santa Claus. Eventually I learned that people really did believe. I have never been shown or experienced anything incompatible with my current godless understanding of the universe.

That said, I am not an atheist. I'm agnostic. I acknowledge that we can't prove God does or does not exist, and I'd happily change my mind if God came down to me and performed a miracle (assuming there wasn't a better explanation, like me being on drugs). The absolute best evidence would be something that many people, including me, witnessed, and didn't just happen once. Ie, prayer healing starts working. Church groups go around using the power of prayer to empty hospitals. I'd convert in a second, and would spend a huge chunk of a my life pursuing my new faith, trying to come to a greater understanding of what I now know to be real.

>> No.14643105

>>14634795
>Does frying pork give out a distinct pork smell
Yea, but whether or not they recommend it depends on how much pork they've eaten.

>> No.14643137

>>14639199
As much as mining is our biggest export, it doesn't actually contribute to the Australian economy, even through taxes. We'll be fine even if they shut down permanently.

>> No.14643158

>>14641723
>So no proof, even though you beg for proof from me
Being religious is claiming knowledge, being an atheist is claiming ignorance. You don't win by making an atheist admit "I don't know" because that is his position. However religious claims, if disproved or impossible (like the existence of an all knowing, all powerful and good God in a world where bad things happen), mean that a religious person doesn't really know and is therefore an atheist. Unless he can successfully remain ignorant.

>> No.14644488

>>14634795
Why would they give a fuck

>> No.14644493

>>14635139
Why are Muslims so fucking dumb, god damn.
>Pork is dangerous
Riiiight but Muslims never do dangerous things...riiight?