/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14614736
>are millennial men too faggy
yes

>>14614736
i hate women

>>14614747
Millennial here. Can confirm.

>>14614736
Maybe, also might be that no one except boomers has money to be eating out. Fuck I am stuck on a budget of $20 a week right now trying to recover from this Corona shit. The forced time off work really made the bills eat into my savings. If I have a choice between eating like I am in college again or possibly losing the house and car then I am going to tighten my belt for a while.

>>14614736

I have a fetish for women in nylons so for me it is incredibly based

>>14614736
Hahaha, the one on the far right does NOT seem comfortable with
that whole photo op :)

>>14614736
How the hell is hooters still operating in this day and age?

Places like this? No, but Hooters stopped being worthwhile years ago. Now the hire any fat has-been that walks through the door. What's the point of paying those prices to be served by Oprah?

>>14614736
those bitches made me stand on a stool with a hot dog in my mouth and wrote "i like boys" on my legs
worst birthday ever

>>14614736
I pick one on our right

>>14614779
Because not everyone is a stick in the mud homosexual like you.

>>14614736
The strip club here has better food and hotter girls.

>>14614762
>no one except boomers has money to be eating out.
>not getting a job at a restaurant
What was your job before da 'rona? I'm not a boomer and I've got enough dosh to eat out whenever.

I love Hooters.

>>14614736
Yes. Massive Cringe

>>14615248
nice of your parents not to charge rent

>>14614736
I wish Hooters would hire mature transwomen with obvious boners

>>14614736
>be me, 17 in hs
>mom gets a coupon for Hooters wings
>"let's go, it will be fun!"
>dad has to work, little brother has some band thing
>realize it will be just me and my mom alone at Hooters
>plz no...
>"well I'm not wasting this coupon - get ready so we can go"
>mom spends entire time pointing at different girls she thinks I will like and asking about them
>qt walks by our table
>"how bout THIS one, anon... she's ASIAN. dont you like ASIANS, anon??"
>desperately try to hide behind tiny drink menu
>girl is choking back her laughter
>see her point me out to a few of her coworkers a few mins later - all giggling
>killmeplz
>mfw when half the girls went to my hs
>mfw the wings weren't even that good

I guess I can laugh now, but damn that sucked.

>>14614762
Millennials statistically eat out more often than boomers

>>14614736
Millennial men are sex positive and have frequent consensual sex with a wide variety of sex positive women. What's the point of Hooters?

>>14615428
Jesus Christ lol only mom's are capable of being so oblivious I swear

>>14615445
Inbetween the men, that is.

>>14615416
>not wanting simple femboys serving you instead

>>14615443
takeaways are considered eating out, which is hardly the same thing though

>>14615443
Millenials can't meme and can't cook.

>>14615478
I want huge tits to suck, femme perfume scent and lipstick to taste as I tongue kiss them.

>>14614747
fpbp

>>14615490
you can have all that minus the tits anon. the board already voted for femboys

>>14615501
They're not a woman if they don't have tits. Also trans lactation is one of my fetishes.

>>14615511
imagine the taste

>>14615459
She probably did it on purpose.

>>14615361
I live at my own house. I just got a different job. What's your excuse?

>>14614736
haha i know the girl on the right

she used to be a mormon

>>14614736
you're one of the 1s I want to fight most nardo.

>>14615428
Good grief I would have faked a stomach ache or rip up the coupon just to save the perma embarassment.

>>14615428
YOUR MOTHER THINKS YOU ARE GAY ANON

>>14614736
are you allowed to touch yheir bobs?

>>14615459
They do it on purpose. Women are cunts.

>>14616577
>t. can't handle the female bants
YOU LIKE ASIANS, DON'T YOU?

Zoomers and most milenials know that they don't need to leave the comfort of their mother's basement to watch fat single mothers with tattoos in slightly revealing outfits, even if they are serving you buffalo chicken sliders and a flat pitchers of bud light. In fact you don't even need to leave your house anymore to watch those same tattooed single mothers writhe around on stripper poles; you can do it all without leaving your house. I'm certainly not gonna pay good money to have a disgusting smelly stripper rub her gross tits on me, just like I'm not gonna pay some 32 year old waitress who's way too old and sad to be working at hooters to pretend like she's enjoying serving my lunch that I'll be shitting out in 5 hours while phone posting on /ck/. That doesn't bring me joy. If zoomers wanna get their rocks off, they'll just jerk off to whatever completely free degenerate porn they're watching nowadays. If they want an emotional connection, they'll just pay a twitch streamer 10 dollars to say their screen name. If they want the slim chance of banging a whore on tinder, they can do it on their phone. Why in this day and age would anyone go to hooters? It's not even like their food is good or economical. If they had same/better prices than other restaurants, I could see it, but their shitty frozen tgi Fridays style chain restaurant food is garbage.

>>14616637
where can i find a depressed 30s waitress gf?

>>14616654
You honestly don't wanna date people like that. I've noticed it affects women especially hard, but in general, people like that suck the energy out of everyone they meet. They just cannot accept the fact that their life did not go how they thought it would go. Some people are destined to have their names be etched in the annals of history, to be remembered as long as humans are around to remember. Some people go off and do great things, have grand adventures, and die surrounded by friends and family who will mourn and remember them forever, having no regrets as they pass on into eternal darkness. On the other hand, some people are meant to go to community college, dream of becoming a doctor or a scientist, only to have that dream be slowly stripped away as each year they wonder if this is the year they get their life together, but it never is, as they settle into a young adulthood and then an adulthood of serving people their food and drinks.

The people who cannot bring themselves to understand that not everyone on this earth gets to do the things they wanted in life and have a happy ending, the people who are stuck perpetually wondering when their real life is supposed to begin, these people will suck the life from you, and when they finally realize that lasting happiness was not in the books for them, they snap and go crazy. They're to be avoided at all costs.

>>14616702
Truth. Let 'em suck your dick, not your soul.

>>14614736
I find going to hooter cringe personally but I wouldn't judge others for it. It just seems tacky.

The only hooters i know off that didn't go bankrupt is in the middle of a bar district.
Their customers consist entirely of drunken ass tourist and frat boys.

>>14614844
Both good reasons.

>>14616577
respect your mother and father, degenerate

>>14614736
millenials have been taught that finding women attractive is a hate crime

>>14616912
my mother and father are retards

>>14616714
>he doesn't deny women his essence
ngmi

>>14614736
Zoomers and millennials even if they aren't completely broken men done in by modern culture just don't go to strip clubs or tit and ass joints like Hooters. They sit at home to simp for thots online instead.

>>14614736
My grandfather brought my dad and myself there when I was kid. I remember being quite uncomfortable then, and all of the women looked old and busted.

I don't think I'd go back, but I have a female coworker who swears by some of their food so I'm not sure what to think

>>14615428
your mom may be autistic

I don't go because the food is expensive and sucks, at least up north. I remember liking the ones down south, but that was over a decade ago at this point.

>>14616577
t. Emotional cripple who did not receive motherly love

>>14614736
I'm at hooters right now. They no longer have shiner bock on tap. I'm never going to hooters again.

>>14615428
I don't eat at hooters but do they really hire <18? I'd be pretty annoyed if I went and there were children there

>>14615428
I don't eat at hooters but do they really hire <18? I'd be pretty happy if I went and there were children there

>>14615428
>"how bout THIS one, anon... she's ASIAN. dont you like ASIANS, anon??"
Based mom keeping weeb kid in check

Women are cringe. If I wanted to see bitches Id go to a strip club.

>>14614844
Complimentary hand jobs make or break the place

>>14615428
I'd have asked out the Asian like the alpha male that I am. I'd tell my mom to pay the bill, give me the cars keys then take the Asian cutie and the hot just-turned 18 hostess (still in high school) and fuck them in the backseat of mom's car. When finished and mom drives me home she asks what the smell is and I tell her it's just salty coins.

>>14614736
I'd bang Ana. The rest are maybe 5-6/10

>>14618231
If the mom has loos enough standards to take her son to hooters to find a date, why would you need to lie about the smell of cum?

>>14616725
Isn't that part of their moto. "Delightfully tacky and unrefined" or some shit

>>14618273
If by “unrefined,” they mean the food quality, than yes.

>>14614736
Just go to a strip club. They all serve food.

>>14614736
I don't understand what's supposed to be titillating about it. I've had attractive servers at restaurants but being in proximity to an attractive person isn't enough to turn me or whatever. If I'm going out to eat it's because I'm too lazy to cook or I want something I can't easily/cheaply make myself. Being near girls in tank tops and shorts isn't some amazing novelty to me, girls dress like that all the time.

>>14614736
ninjitsu too strong

>>14614736
yes

>>14618256
Nah that's the smell of pussy juice from their soaked thongs that I hung from the rear view mirror. I didn't cum because As a gentleman you just don't do that on a first date.

>>14618322
>girls dress like that all the time.
Most don't wear pantyhose like the hooters girls do

>>14614736
It's a very strange social interaction. It's like having a stripper as a server, but without any sexual overtones because you're with your family

>>14618356
But they are fully clothed

>>14614829
Liar.

>>14615428
You should have not gone. Your mom is horrible.

>>14615490
Get a wife. Now.

>>14618347
Is pantyhose a turn on?

>>14618347
Unless you just have a specific fetish for nylons I still don't see how that's a good draw for the place. Even if I shared that fetish it isn't like I can hit on the waitresses, if anything I'm sure they'd just find it tiring.

>>14618424
Of course

>>14618487
They can still be admired. When you go to a museum, do you touch the art?

>>14618532
Only in sexy girls.

>>14614736
God, imagine the smell of the feet after a whole day working in nylons

>>14614736
Just go to a strip club. Lots of them have wings and the girls will give you a handy for $100.

>>14618043
You know seniors in hs can be 18 right...?

>>14619484
>$100 handy
That's including the price of the lap dance no?

>>14620819
That's the price to get a private booth lap dance, where it is generally understood you want relief.
Don't forget to tip.

>>14621228
Where does the jizz go tho?

>>14614736
mid right > far right > mid left > far left

>>14616702
Fuckin hell, the shit i find on here

The novelty is completely worn down. For starters, chain restaurants only ever get worse over time. Combine that with wing prices that get higher and higher, and now you're paying $12 for like seven wings. What the fuck is that? Compound that with decades of implemented cost-cutting measures in the kitchen and a disinterested staff who could really give a fuck about your food because they aren't getting tips anyway. So great, you just had a pissed-off person doing a shitty job of preparing your frankenfood. It's true that there's never been less opportunity for young people to earn disposable incomes, but it's not that alone that's causing chains to close their doors. But that's not the only issue with Hooters.

Porn exploding on the internet is one thing but smartphones made all sorts of pornography constantly available. Want to see a woman who is hotter and in better shape than anyone you've ever seen in real life? OK, you got it. Wait, what's that? You want to see a woman like that shitting into a midgets mouth? Literally just pull your iPhone out of your pocket.

When I was a little kid I would get some kind of thrill out of a Hooters waitress but now it's impossible not to see some average looking, often average-titted 32 year old woman enthusiastically taking your order of cheese balls. Is that supposed to make my dick hard? Am I supposed to go home at night and jerk off in bed thinking about some Hooters waitress, before busting a nut under my bedsheets and then rushing into the bathroom to take a gnarly beer/hot wings shit?

People wonder why young adults aren't eating at these chain restaurants, it's become boomers don't have fucking tastebuds and millenials/zoomers would rather eat fast food/fast casual or cook at home rather than pay $30 bucks plus tip for a table for two at Applebee's. What's the value proposition there?

>>14618273
I genuinely don't know. I've never been to one.

>>14621285
You have to eat it.

>>14614736
I can't believe this is actually a thing.
They have hooters overseas but they are just a regular restaurant for Americans who are scared of food poisoning.

Why do you let jews objectify your women?
Do Americans not have mothers or daughters?

>>14615428
based mom dunking on her weeb son so hard it causes long term depression

>>14614736
The only young girls boomers get attention from are servers so I'm not surprised hooters is filled with them

>>14614736
>are millennial men too faggy
Yes
> for places like this now?
It's gayer and cucky to go to a place where you can't touch the women that dress like whores

>>14616702
sir this is a cooking board

>>14614736
>all of them have slightly pudgy bellies

I mean it’s cute and I would fuck the shit out of all of them but how the hell does that pass for a hooters girl

>>14616577
You sound like a thin skinned bitch

>>14617103
That explains a lot about you

>>14621916
based in depth post

the only reason hooters exist is because prostitution is illegal in america

>>14620811
they're still children

>>14615428
nigga you got bullied by your mom

>>14619484
Post top 3 strip clubs to visit in your city.

>>14621228
Not how that works in California lol. It's like $35-$40 per song and they just dance on you and expect you to grope them and touch their pussy. Which to be honest is not that big of a thrill to me I know what pussy feels like. If I wanted to rub some bitch out I'd go home and do it for free.

>>14614736
Used to eat there a lot back in college but I see no point in it now

are hooters waitresses allowed to be men?

>>14623619
>Those sweaty leggings underneath her skin tight shorts

>>14614736
Hooters is gay, faggot.
t.GenX

>>14614736
>going out to get some 5/10 wings served by 5/10 girls.

>>14614762
Cope, you're just an underachiever, even for zoomer standards.

Im so fucking lonely and horny!

>>14623619
only at femboy hooters

>>14614762
Poor fucking loser. Get a job. I make 18 an hour driving a fucking school bus. It was like a hundred dollars to get the cdl. Piss fuckin easy.

>>14614736
A place like Hooters feels like a trap these days

The draw is literally to come see big titty waitresses in low-cut tops, but that's not socially acceptable for a guy to partake in with the current social climate. Either guys have been convinced that's wrong and objectifying women (despite onlyfans simping and far worse is seen as empowering), or they don't want to go gawk at tits in a family restaurant and deal with the possible social repercussions.

Also like another anon said, with how easily accessible porn is the usually very average girls they have working there just aren't worth the bother when you can look up far hotter girls for free instead of paying for shitty wings plus tip.

I'll give it credit though, that I'm surprised feminists didn't manage to kick up shit to shut it down still. I guess it became too irreverent to be a worthwhile target for them.

>>14615443
yes, but they can't afford to responsibly. only boomers can

>>14615428
You’re mom was just trying to bully you out of being such a beta pussy

>>14615490
I pray you don’t have a basement

>>14624666
>666
only satan could say going to a restaurant known for chicks flaunting their tits around you is gay

>>14623619
wew lad would do a number on this one bros

>>14625537
Would you lick her butthole?

>>14623570
>t. has never been to O'Farrel Theater

>>14614736
They have terrible over priced food and drinks and a strip bar has more to offer in the way of degrading a woman for my sexual satisfaction. Better yet I can order Wing Stop delivery, buy a bottle of bourbon and fuck my catdoll in the comfort of my own home while spending less money and interacting with less people.

>>14625607
And no it's not a cat-doll it's this https://catdoll.club/index.php?route=product/product&product_id=116

>be me
>toddler anon
>dad takes me along to hooters to meet his buddies
>been feeling sick all day
>get to restaurant
>puke directly on feet of hostess at the front door
>shes wearing open toe shoes for some reason
>puke way to bathroom and finish in toilet
>hear crying coming from ladies room on way out
>dad takes me home
>end up shitting pants in his truck

No being horny is based

>>14614781
Yeah anti-discrimination laws force them to allow pregnant servers with karen cuts and old out of shape hos when the servers should be 16-25 MAX and kicked to the curb as soon as they hit the wall. A washed up 30+ year old hag requiring full stage makeup to remotely keep up with the 18 year olds looks wise who's youthful exuberance has faded away (completely natural to calm down and not be a teeny bopper anymore) and skin elasticity is rapidly diminishing just kills the vibe at these places and makes them more like a gateway to Hogs and Heifers than a sexy wonderland filled with girls you'd never be able to get in real life or not anymore since you're old. Anyone can pick up the 35 year old single mom of 3 with two baby daddies even if she manages to look incredible for her age and hundreds have. The last time I went to Hooters it was like going to Chilis with waitresses who wore less than they would at Chili, but should definitely be dressed like they work at Chilis. I don't personally care about the state of the girls as long as they aren't vile to look at, so I used to get wings there every once in a while when I lived near one. Good service, never too busy, way more pleasant staff overall of course, and enjoyable wings. But their regular customer base that they rely on wants the real, original Hooters like I described not a seedy dive bar where pregnant servers have sunken dead eyes and cottage cheese ass.

>>14618322
they wear pantyhose and they also flirt with you. They'll sit next to you and chat with you and look you in the eye. They really lay on the charm in the hopes of more tips

>>14614762
dumb fucking black nigger

>>14614736
top tier cringe
>muh flirty girls
get a life you faggots, meet women who are actually interested, or at the least might fuck you.
hooters is for boomers who think shitty sex humour is the peak of comedy.

>>14625627
Damn that's got to be embaressing. It's not your fault though.

>>14626012
You sound gay

>>14625560
I would pay to have her shit on my face

>>14626446
you sound like a piece of shit boomer who uses this website as a cope from dealing with the fact you're going ot die in 5 years. end yourself boomer scum

>>14618424

idk faggot, you tell me

>>14627077
what's her problem?

>>14615248
what the fuck is dosh, boomer?

>>14615361
I'm 23, and live in a 2 bedroom flat by myself. It is rented, but I still make way more money than I can spend. I've taken to just donating what's left after my savings each month, and next week I'm going to a Michelin star restaurant for their tasting menu with a friend, my treat. I don't have a car, so he drives, I pay, everybody wins.

>>14614736
Yes shit food a shit bar and shit bimbo staff. If you want real bar food with an actually good bar with actually good TVs and I actually realistic waitresses that you can flirt with, go to buffalo wild wings.

>>14615482
Nigga how?
Did you or did you not cook the food

>>14624760
wow cool story

>>14625754
Not true in the least. That's one sad delusional rant that no one will ever read.

>>14614736
OOOOOH, UNNNNNNGHHHHHHH...
THAT GIRL... SECOND ON THE LEFT....
I'M GONNA......AAAAHHH...
I'M CUMIN....
I'M GONNA COOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

>>14625754
this is true

>>14627696
>buffalo wild wings
>real food
LOL dude their chicken is like plastic and their sauces are mediocre and watery

>>14614736
Hooters is maid cafe for non-weeb, non-virgins

>>14614762
>>14625266
Maybe if you did something besides suck dick at the bus station, you could afford to. They tell me I'm a millennial, but I have absolutely nothing in common with these cheesy cunts.

>>14624715
Same. This year has been isolating

>>14614736
I can make a better chicken sandwich at myself while watching porn of girls in hooters uniforms for a fraction of the price. Also, girls pretending to be flirty and nice to me for tips makes me fucking fart. You know I’m gonna tip you if you bring my shit to me and it’s good and on time, I don’t need you trying to convince I totally loom like Chris Evans for reeeeeeal hahahaha sweety

>>14614736

>>14614736
>>14629068

This thread made me admit and accept that I’ll never be a rockstar or a monster truck driver, I’ll never go down in history for anything, and I’ll be forgotten within 2 generations. But you know what? I love cooking. I love playing guitar, and I love you stupid bastardized for helping me take 5 minutes from my own misery to laugh at something or someone else. Thank you and fuck you, I’m gonna go make some chicken.

>>14618335
I'd rly like to try that. Is gator head a food or just for decoration here?

>>14614736
pic related.
my thoughts exactly.

>>14616441
habeeb it

>>14617997
It runs in the family.

>>14618543
>hooters girls
>comparing them to art

Never been to hooters but it seems overrated compared to ramen shops downtown. Holy sweet mamma jamma the qt chubby asian waitresses are worth 10 dollars for a bowl of ramen and then some.

>>14622861
Imagine if prostitution was legal.
You'd go to heart attack grill, feast on a triple bypass burger and then get your knob shlobed by one of those fat waitresses

>>14625754
You're a fucking poet, mate

>>14629073
>>14629068
The fuck is this?

>>14616702
Which one are you comerade?

>>14629206
I would be down for that, is there a legitimate way we could work that into food safety? Also this should be true for all restaurants, your'e already a whore for money now act like it

>>14614736
Do they let you touch their coochie in Hooters?

>>14614762
>Tfw I’m 21 with a nearly 700k net worth from holding crypto
You really only have yourself to blame

Hooters is inferior to Tilted Kilt, but that might be bias because my local Hooters employs angry older women who do not like customers.

>>14629496
Which coin did you hold?

>>14629529
>Which coin did you hold?
Chainlink

>>14615428
>pushing 30
>never had GF
>mother and father absolutely will not stop asking me about how the "dating game is doing" every time we talk

My only goal in life at this point is to make enough money that I can live far away from people.

>>14629496
I have no idea how finances even work. Why does Crypto have value at all?

>>14614779
Because most people like milk trucks.

>>14628529
They cannot fire preggo wall smashed dumpster fire women with sloppy tits anymore. Fite me.

>>14628927
not my local one. At mine they slather the sauce on and the chicken tastes good. I've tried hooters, and wingstop in my area and both of them have inferior wings compared to BWW in taste.

>>14614736
Hooters is fine. It should probably be illegal for girls and women to have jobs but it is what it is. I've only gone when they were showing a boxing match that none of the other pubs/bars bought.

>>14622746
>I mean it’s cute and I would fuck the shit out of all of them but how the hell does that pass for a hooters girl

do you think all Hooters girls are perfect 10s or something? these are relatively cute young girls that aren't overweight. thats all you need to satisfy the boomers and dumb poors that visit hooters.

>>14625754
>t. early 20-something doomer
Girls in their 20s are generally hotter than girls in their 30s, but girls in their 30s are still fucking hot and I'm more than happy to give them a round-trip ticket to Poundtown. Maybe it's just because I'm also in my 30s now, but whatever.

>>14625617
You are a sick fuck

>>14614736
I've only ever had sheboon waitresses, otherwise i'd be there every weekend

>>14629776
Crypto has value because it's scarce due to the fact it takes more computing to mine the more has been mined.

>>14630005
That's not the point of the fantasy of places like Hooters and Twin Peaks, which is young, unobtainable girls who still have a glimmer or shred of innocence left. That je ne sais quoi that only a female with youth can have. It's just not the same to have a bunch of older than 30 spinster or married single moms fake flirting with you through the dead eyes of the 1000 cock carousel, but it'd be pretty forgivable if they were actually hot, energetic, and charming. But have you been to Hooters lately? The OP pic looks excellent compared with the last several I visited. The point for their customer base is inaccessibility, so no one cares about 38 year old Shawna with 3 baby daddies who will fuck you if you fill her gas tank. You know what I mean? But the wings are good and the service is much better than other chains, so it's not a big deal to me plus it's nice that they're not packed.

>>14631190
*married women or single moms

>>14614736
You motherfuckers can mock this dude all you want but he is a legit fighter. Look him up on youtube. He competes in some vacant lot MMA promotion called Streetbeef under the name Shinigami. I shit you not this dude is a straight up thug. He demolishes fools with a single punch or kick.

>>14621916
>t.

>>14614762
what kind of retard gets a loan on a fucking car

>>14614762
shoulda bought link newfag

>>14631209
What's that? He's an MM...

*heems you*

>>14614829
I hear you anon. They made me flap menus like chicken wings and use fucking paper cup as a BEAK.

>>14614736
A couple of my buddies used to work at one near me and I ate there a few times. The food was decent for a chain restaurant, but the waitresses weren't very attractive. They both told me about how several boomers go in and drop hundreds of dollars a week just because some 4/10 single mom flirts with them. The Hooters girls are all whores, they fuck the male employees and they all do drugs.

>>14631209
That's a guy?

>>14615428
That's not so bad. My dad is way worse. So what if I'm a virgin? It's not that bad but it's fucking frustrating sometimes.

My dad makes fun of me for being 20 and still a virgin. He routinely asks me if I've finally lost my virginity or found a girlfriend each time I come home. He emasculates me in front of my friends by saying stupid shit like "At least you guys get pussy, right?" and "Maybe you guys can set him up with some girls!"

He even started calling me "Virgy" instead of my real name. This shit gets so fucking annoying and it's actually having an impact on my mental health. Fuck him. I'm not the one in the wrong, right?

>>14631190
I haven't been to a Hooters in probably... 5 or 6 years. Same with Twin Peaks (or was it Tilted Kilt?). I think I went to both the last time that I was in Vegas. Hooters was definitely the worst one of the two, but I thought the girls were cute enough. I'd say that they actually felt attainable. Especially compared to the cum dumpsters at Twin Peaks/Tilted Kilt that just reminded me of strippers with too much clothing.

>>14631963
I lost my virginity at Twin Peaks, maybe you're just a virgin and that's why the girls don't feel attainable.

>>14624760
100 bucks to get a CDL, give me a fucking break. It cost me I think 5k. I remember one of the negros at covenant had taken a pretty damn predatory loan out, and his CDL cost him fucking $22,000. 22k. I saw the paperwork too so I know he wasn’t lying. Getting a CDL for 100 bucks probably covered the actual DMV fee

>>14631979
>I lost my virginity at Twin Peaks
cool story bro

>>14614736
Millennial "men" somehow manage to make beards look effeminate. So yes.

>>14631939
your dad is a dick. seriously. there's nothing wrong with you. i'm sorry that you're having to deal with this.

>>14631995

It was decent. Your story now

>>14631939
He sounds like a dickhead desu. Idk why ppl put so much emphasis on sex

>>14632250
My dad is right, I'm gay and I haven't come out of the closet yet.

>>14632285
Don't talk about my dad like that you stupid asshole. Fuck off.

>>14631766
Fifteen years later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdRKym5HBjA

>>14631316
No you won't. If you showed up at an event he would /HEEM/ the fuck out of you irl.

>>14632279
I went to Hooters. I bought wings. Girls were cute, but not cute enough to demand hitting on them.

I went to the other breastaurant. I bought chicken fried steak, the waitress was smoking hot but I could tell that she was only in it for the tips, like most stripper types, and wasn't DTF.

Not a very interesting story to be quite honest.

>>14631939
been awhile since i've seen the Virgy pasta

>>14614736
>a place where you pay to eat in the company of whores
Honestly most zoomers haven't accepted that they're pathetic incels. When they grow older they stop caring about the cringe and do whatever seems like it'll bring the next dopamine hit.

>>14631939
That’s so uncomfortable. I’ve never heard of a parent pressuring their kid into having sex. You’d think a parent would want to make sure their kid doesn’t accidentally get a girl pregnant.

I bet if you were his daughter he’d make sure you’d stay a virgin until marriage.

I’ve never been to a Hooters but I’ve been to a Tilted Kilt. I didn’t find any of the girls attractive at all. I guess the establishment was either desperate to hire waitresses or they figured attractiveness is subjective. Some of these girls were either chubby, tanned to the point their skin looked like shoe leather, and covered in tattoos.

Apparently the restaurant closed a few months after we went.

>>14614736
Why go to a subpar restaurant that only shows cleavage instead of a tittie bar and order food there. Better experience and you dont seem like a desperate coomer that gets off on cleavage

>>14631939
You should wear something like this in front of your dad

But seriously, don’t let it get to you. I’d ask him why he cares so much about your sex life.

>>14618043
He said they “went” to us high school not currently attending

>>14629496
Until that's cold hard cash you have jack shit cryptofag try buying a house with your memecoin

>>14631939
oke virgy

>>14614747
good thing I'm a zoomer

I've thought quite a bit about strip clubs. Hear me out, because Hooters is like a strip club turned down to 1 and serving almost as shitty food. (Don't tell me all about muh wings. Yeah yeah, we've heard, they make good tiny bits of fried chicken. Impressive.)

Now strip clubs have never made any sense to me. I'm a married man with children, but they didn't make sense to me before I had a wife, girlfriend, family, whatever. I'm not sure why it's supposed to be appealing as a premise to go to a place to sit around getting a boner. If you go by yourself, I'm not sure why it's any better than porn in the privacy of your own home. It's certainly going to be more expensive than porn, and sure the girls are in person or maybe you could get a lap dance, but what's the real appeal there? Not like you're fucking them. It's like taking pleasure in giving yourself blue balls. If you go with friends, it's sort of homosexual - all of you sitting around getting boners together. You may as well be holding hands or something. When I've got an erection and want to fuck my wife, I sure as fuck don't want to see the lustful eyes of my brother or my friend sitting across the table from me as we pop a boner together. Weird.

My final statement - if I'm hungry, I eat food. Strip clubs are like being hungry, getting up, going to a restaurant, paying for a steak dinner to be brought to your table, looking at it, maybe paying even more money for someone to smear that food on your cheek or something without actually eating any of it, and then going home and making a poptart. Since Hooters is basically a weakling strip club, I find it even more pathetic. It's the worst of all worlds. Collectivization of boner popping, shitty food, and not only do you not get to fuck the attractive women, you don't even get to see them naked or have them grind up against you. Anyone who goes to those places instead of simply going out and finding a woman to fuck, then eating a delicious meal is retarded.

Millennial men are faggy, but Hooters is pretty fucking cringe. I went to a place like that a few years ago & the woman who work at those places are horrible people, could have gotten with one of the girls that worked their but she was legit crazy & anyone working there is by default trashy as fuck.