/ck/ - Food & Cooking

No you wouldn't, because you're a fat faggot. That vegan would use his high vegan test to beat the shit out of you the moment you tried to punch him.

>>14600491
I'd like to see the roles reversed and how the vegans would react to that.

ive used plant mince and not told people
but i dont lie about it
and ive never had a plant meat good enough to convince people it was real meat, if you pay any attention to your food you would know

>>14600491
Nothing i guess. The obvious answer would be to trick him back with real meat but i wouldn't even want to waste healthy, nutritious meat on these people. Let them eat their fake meat full of chemicals, thickeners and synthetic nutrients, that alone is a punishment.

>>14600512
thats not really comparable
whats the ethical dilemma of feeding someone veggie burgers

>>14600505
Fpbp
OP got BTFO

>>14600522
>what's the ethical dilemma of poisoning someone

>>14600547
start citing sauces if youre gonna throw that shit around

>>14600552
Sources? Just look at the nutrition facts.

>>14600561
>t. Facebook mom-tier knowledge in nutrition

I wouldn't care, but in Jr. High we put a tiny piece of taco meat in a vegetarian's salad and he spent the next 45 minutes screaming it could have killed him. We didn't get in trouble, because those were simpler times.

>>14600579
i knew a girl that was a veggie because she was allergic to sulfides in deli meats, i dont think it applies to all meats but if we had done that to her it could have fucked her up

>>14600575
"my lie caused your expected reaction, gotcha"
luke is a halfwit but I can appreciate the hustle

>>14600547
>poisoning

wipe the sand out of your pussy, mate

>>14600561
Congratulations you have the intelligence of a cave man.

>>14600522
You mean besides lying to them? Lying is unethical, anon.

>>14600583
I fucked a cantelope once.

>>14600632
orange for me

>>14600491
>I would beat the everloving fuck out of them and force feed them real meat
no you wouldn't you little bitch

is this like those car commercials where the voice over says

>These are real ordinary people NOT actors

and tiny text at the bottom of the screen says

>Legal disclaimer:These are paid actors, not real people

>>14600575
>>14600607
cringe

vegans are like tool fans
people incessantly bitch about both being obnoxious but neither exist

>>14600491
>Television ad
>Television ad is news
>Vegan ad at the bottom of the page
Jesus

>college
>someone is giving a report on something stupid
>she gives everyone cookies
>the cookie tastes really awful
>it's not very sweet, it's kind of dry and flaky, and it just tastes off
>but hey, it's a free cookie, so I'm not going to complain
>the girl pulls a "gotcha" on everyone and says it was a vegan cookie, with no eggs or butter
>she triumphantly announces no one noticed
>realize vegans are full of shit

>>14600522
I agree, appropriate payback is to feed that person something made with your cum

>>14600704
>things that never happened

>>14600704
and then everyone clapped

>>14600505
Notice how Vegans have lower IGF1? Your own chart proves Veganism leads to maldevelopment in children

I'm an actual vampire, and would just bite a chunk out of their calf (most delicious part of the human body - try it!) to compensate for the lost meat

>don't tell people the chicken you served them isn't actually meat
>they assume that it's real chicken so any off-flavors they detect are attributed to chef error and not because it's not real chicken but whatever it tastes fine
>"haha guess what fags, it's not real chicken! you couldn't tell the difference! vegans:1 carnists:0! atheism btfo!"
This is as disingenuous as the Domino's pasta commercials where they served their crappy tray spaghetti to people in real restaurants and then people's assumption of being served "restaurant food" biased their perception of the quality of the pasta into thinking it was better than it actually was.

>>14600544
>>14600505
Faggots
>>14600491
Just trick them back. No harm done, after all, meat IS natural! :^)

>>14601447
They complemented the food and said it was "delicious" and "beautiful"

https://www.plantbasednews.org/.amp/culture/television-ad-top-food-critics-tricked-vegan-meat

>>14601349
The body produces all of the igf1 needed for hormone synthesis. Higher amounts than necessary simply gives you cancer. No wonder nonvegans live 10 years less on average. Unhealthy cucks.

>>14600522
The fact that you lied to them, and the fact that they might disagree with the concept of veggie burgers. The veggie burger threatens to put some farmers out of business, as the soy needed to feed animals is being consooomed by people in manhattan.

The only concern I have with this is that if there's somebody who's got an allergy, it could go bad real fast. It's the same as some dick head putting peanuts in everything and not telling those with peanut allergies that they just ate peanuts until afterwards. Some people have soy allergies. It exists.

>>14600491
In what world is it acceptable to lie to people about what you are serving them?

Not enough information here. We went through this same shit with the impossible/beyond stuff and it's nothing like eating real meat except somewhat texturally, so even if you assume this is 100% legit not just a stunt, you then have to overcome the fact it was not the center of the dish and instead was buried under other flavors. And then, even if it does pass all of those measures, so fucking what? It's likely just as, if not more expensive than chicken, definitely more processed than chicken, and probably more unhealthy than eating chicken. I could just pay less than a dollar a lb on sale and get chicken.

>>14601550
It's more economical to eat plant proteins directly instead of putting them through livestock. Farmers and companies who don't adapt to demand deserve to be go out of business.

>>14600575
Lmao, kys college boy. MAGA 4 more years faggot

>>14601584
That isn't always true.

>>14601583
This. If you eat beyond burger by itself it's nothing like real meat, but when it's on a bun with all the archetypical burger toppings it tastes like a normal hamburger.

>>14601586
based

>>14600649
>no you wouldn't blah blah blah
You would get shit on carrot fucker

>>14601599
Only if they're pasture fed.

>>14600522
After a year or two of veganism, many vegans claim to their senses now instinctively reject meat. That it tastes disgusting now and makes them feel sick. Tricking them to reveal the lie is very much the same thing. Their ethical code isn't harmed if they didn't know they were eating meat at the time.

>>14601601
I tried beyond burgers and I thought the texture was too realistic. I could actually feel tiny bits of ligament. I prefer regular vegan patties that have been seasoned well.

>>14601682
And? The argument of economics is a stupid one to bring up. Take it to the logical conclusion and you're going to have a very low-variety diet and basically be eating something similar to soylent. What's that, you didn't mean to take it to an extreme? Then fuck off, your argument is null and void because chicken is already economical as fuck in the US.

>>14601707
The crumbles are gross. In some ways I also prefer literal bean burgers because they aren't pretending to be something that they're not. I'm not vegan so if I want a burger that tastes like meat I'm going to choose a patty made with ground beef every time.

Does not have the same nutritional profile as the meat would, which is the whole point of eating food in the first place

It doesn't matter if it looks, tastes, smells like meat, it's not, and it's not going to "trick" your digestive system.

It reminds me of that gummy candy that's made to look like pizza, tacos, etc.

>>14600491
Food critics fooled by fake meat. This is why you shouldn't trust food critics.

>>14600491
OP being dishonest. Pic related is the uncropped picture showing off the "chicken." Here's the link to the video where it's just a bunch of women and a chink
https://youtu.be/89eEoxDeIM4

>>14600491
by the time you stood up your arteries would have already clogged carnist lmao

>>14600505
OP confirmed pussy, how will he ever recover?

>>14601716
>thinks pointing out his own slippery slope fallacy makes it not fallacious

>>14600491
If the food was good then the food was good. They should probably be embarrassed that they couldn't spot fake meat but I can't imagine being so autistic that you'd get violent over someone feeding you plants. Then again I also can't imagine being so autistic as so make threads whining about eating habits. You probably think about vegans more times in a week than vegans have ever gotten in your face about being vegan.

>>14601787
Oh, and after looking at their website, that red shit that looks like a beggin' strip is their fake bacon. You're telling me "food critics" thought that was actual bacon? Fuck off, m8

>>14601716
Chicken and all meat and dairy for that matter are subsidized to the moon and back. The agribusiness lobbyists have ensured that a portion of your taxes subsidize the production of excess product to be thrown into the trash. Additionally, they have lobbied for the inclusion of extra meat and dairy in public school lunches, and bunk USDA studies and marketing campaigns designed to sell more product by toting health benefits (Got Milk?). Yikes! Doesn’t sound very economically feasible to me!

>>14601787
>>14601821
I immediately thought they were either carrot or beet slices, or some kind of dehydrated fruit leather.
I'm guessing that their "bacon" is just that: Dehydrated marinated root vegetable slices, salted like crazy.
Flavour is easy to emulate in anything - just look at novelty jelly beans. Anything can have the flavour of bacon. There's no way that shit would even remotely have the texture and consistency of bacon. It doesn't even look like it would.
Besides, it doesn't even matter - just like the flavour situation, it's no surprise that anything can taste like anything these days. Do you think vegans would be "impressed" and "pleasantly surprised" that you were able to trick them into eating a salad comprised entirely of different modified meats and animal products?

>>14601821
>It was as simple as

>>14601838

>>14601897
>which then gets fed to livestock, effectively subsidizing the cost of meat production

I wouldn't give a shit. Sometimes I eat tofu by adding it to stir fry just to beef it up a bit and sometimes I'll order a vegetarian/vegan meal if it looks good. If they fed me fake meat and then asked me what I thought I'd be honest about it. Maybe it sucked maybe it didn't.

>>14601917
>doesn't realize both are being subsidized and the majority of soybeans are not being fed to livestock
Can you show me the data showing that chicken is getting more government funding than soybeans alone? Because the fake chicken in this thread is made with mostly soybeans according to the company.

>>14600715
>>14600735
what a weird thing to doubt

>>14601681
even if that's true, it's much easier to make plants taste like meat than vice versa.

You can sort of fake meat by extracting vegetable proteins, but it's basically impossible to fake a vegetable using only meat tissue.

>>14600505
>Only .046 p value
Lmao

>>14600491
>>14600505
pathetic samefag.
Vegan shilling should warrant rangeban, fuck off red1tors

>>14600491
>get the best vegan breakfast recipes

You're not even trying are you, you disgusting subhuman tranny. Kill yourself.

>>14601927
Sources at bottom of chart. The allocation spending for state and federal farm bills is publicly available as well.

>>14601584
>It's more economical to eat plant proteins directly instead of putting them through livestoc
Absolutely wrong, what a fucking moron
MODS DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

>>14602035
And your point is what, that the government is paying for fake chicken and real chicken feed and thus is not economical? To the end user, their taxes are being used either way and the fake chicken costs more per ounce than real chicken.

>>14602054
>crying for mods over a disagreement
What a little bitch. It's a simple fact. Livestock require about 6 times the amount of nutrients from plants than what they produce. You don't actually think they pull those nutrients from thin air and that they don't need to expend nutrients to keep their metabolisms going, do you? Because that would be completely retarded and if animals could do to it would defeat the whole purpose of eating.

>Find video
>1 person listed as critic
>The rest are listed as bloggers and influencers
>Later all 25 are listed as critics
>Later there are actually only 20 people and they say this directly
>Person in charge of the operation is masquerading as bartender, doesn't know how to open a fucking beer bottle
Also I feel like not immediately knowing what culture to identify your satay with is a bit sloppy. It's almost like they don't expect their guests to know anything about food beyond how to light it for a good photo.

>>14602016
Nice try meatcuck

>>14601583
That shit isn't any healthier if not more unhealthy than a shitty burger. Good luck getting one of these abominations to even come close to a 90/10 or 97/3.

>>14602433
My dude you're so fucking retarded.
You're a subhuman political nigger that should be hanged for the better of mankind

Kill yourself you disgusting kike, lie-spreading tranny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP_19aj4-3A

KILL

YOURSELF

>>14602433
>Livestock require about 6 times the amount of nutrients from plants than what they produce.
this is such low-level shitposting that either you don't even care about your bait or you really just confirmed how braindead you are.

>>14602879
Kill yourself too, kike.

>>14602433
isn't it funny how Vegan gays always have to lie to and misrepresent the truth to have a flimsy leg to stand on?

>>14600607
human blood is a dangerous biohazard
it would be a crime to feed it to someone

>>14600491
They probably would cool it wrong. Or it would taste wrong. Or I'd be paid and wouldn't give a fug

>>14600505
rekt

>>14600589
"my lie was undetectable to you and triggered your reactionary fear of things you claim to understand but clearly don't"

yeah man that's the fucking point of the post, congrats

>>14600491
>How would you feel if a vegan did this to you
completely fine because I eat vegetables all the time and I'm not retarded

>>14601577
idk have you ever eaten with family

>>14600522
>one cow vs every single rodent in the paddock
I dunno anon, where's the ethical dilemma?

my mom tried this shit and we all realized immediately. My dad got pissed off and threw his in the trash and microwaved some hot dogs lol

>>14600575
>trusting the formula the goverment forcws you to be injected with
i cant believe people actually whole heartily support this in the current year

>>14600607
>everyone has blood, therefore it isnt dangerous
>using memes to make fun of people that dont understand memes when you yourself dont understand the meme you posted
the ironing

>>14600715
Someone did this with cupcakes once. They didnt do the gotcha thing, they old us straight up what it was but they were so nice and cheerful no one wanted to say it tasted like shit. A couple people were like "ya its uh...ok....not as good as the real stuff". And one of the people that made them said, "but you could get used to it, right?"

someone once gave me and a group of other people a blind taste test of lindt, cadbury, and belgian chocolate, and I was the only person in the group of 30 who didn't choose cadbury. people are fucking retarded.
>some stupid cunt called the good chocolate "slimy"

>>14601821
>it was as simple as because...bacon
These plant based diets are literally creating brain damage.

Jeremy Clarkson, a habitual smoker and idiot could tell the difference in one bite

>>14600491
>((((food critics))))
show me the sauce, i bet they were fucking yelpers

>>14600704
If only she had used eggs and butter to make them sweeter.