/ck/ - Food & Cooking

If you're a child, maybe.

>>14598887
Ketchup & Mustard

>>14598887
wow, imagine building a cultural identity on a condiment.

put whatever the fuck you want on your hotdog, you're the one that's going to be eating it.

>>14598892
LOL.

Why?

I don't put ketchup on mine, just not big on ketchup in general. I don't see a problem with it though. Some people are way too anal about this kind of stuff.

>>14598887
ketchup belongs in the trashcan

>>14598892
Do you add sweet BBQ sauce to meats?

Chicago style hotdogs often have other sweet/tangy condiments so ketchup isn't especially necessary

>>14598887
ketchup is a good way to mask bad meat. if your "hot dog" is an actual sausage, its poor form. if its some oscar mayer shit, then slather whatever, life is meaningless and so is american cuisine

>>14598887
If I'm eating them at home I actually like them dry or with a little bit of mustard and relish. However, if I'm at a baseball game, I for some reason have to drench it in mustard and ketchup to the point where it's oozing out and getting all over the place (like pic related but equal parts mustard). But then again there's a lot of strange things I do at baseball games that normally wouldn't do...like for some reason I don't drink and have never drank beer. I believe it has a lot to do with the fact that it's truly the last place on earth where I can feel like a kid again.

So thanks covid 19 for taking that shit from me too.

>>14598887
yes but just a little

>>14598887
>There's a right and wrong way to eat food
When will autism be dealt with the death penalty

>>14599067
When your finally have sex

>>14599072
I have a 5 year old kid but okay

>>14599072
dilate

>>14598887
It's ok but I like Tons of sauerkraut + spicy mustard nowadays.

>>14598887
Why is Chicago so proud of fucking hot dogs? Hot dogs are shitty, bottom tier meat, only above things like vienna sausages. And it's not even a regional thing, guess what faggots, you can make a fucking hot dog anywhere on the planet.

Get fucked, chicago.

>>14598922
FPBP.

Banana, Curry, or other kinds of ketchups are also neat changes.

That sign can't be real. What the fuck does anyone care about what you put on your fucking hot dog

>>14598887
Putting Ketchup on a hotdog is asking for the death penalty heathen!

>>14598887
not once you're like 10 years old. Obama and Bourdain agree.

only children care about what others put on their hot dogs

>>14599360
>Obama and Bourdain agree.

Source? Although I still find it difficult to see Bourdain, similar to Robin Williams.

>>14598887
LOL an entire city BTFO'd by a fucking condiment. No wonder Chicago is the butt of any joke about cities in the US.

>>14599360
infact Obama loves hotdogs so much he had $50,000 worth of them flown in for a party

>>14598887
no

>>14599447
If this is true, it's almost certainly an embezzlement scheme.

>>14599388
It was an episode of No Reservations where Obama met Bourdain in some 3rd world type country, I cant remember which. Maybe it was South Korea. They ate in some super tiny little street place. it's totally worth watching. but Bourdain says something about "ketchup on hot dogs ok or not ok?" and Obama says something like "On kids younger than 8 it's ok." then he mentions how one of his daughters is approaching that age, and how he's going to have to have a serious talk with her.
Jesus, I'm about to tear up. I miss them both so much. Even though 44 is still alive, just seeing him talk makes me emotional at this point.

>>14598887
Is that gene and Judes? The best hot dog in the world? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VppCPxtlQ4Q

>>14599388
And I feel similarly about Williams, except I think I got it all out when he actually died. I was pregnant at the time, so super emotional anyway, so I spent like a solid 48 hours crying. first time I ever cried over a celebrity. But my oldest was right in the middle of her Watching Aladdin Every Day phase, so I moved past it.
Bourdain is a different story. I only shed a tear or two, but it still hurts. I had a dream once where I met him in a bar in Prague and drank Wild Turkey together. I treasure as if it were a real memory.

>>14598887
Yes.
Fuck Chicago.

>>14599489

>>14599039
No.

>>14599498
>But my oldest was right in the middle of her Watching Aladdin Every Day

Yeah mine too! Why is that a thing? She's actually going through that phase right now. She has to watch Aladdin every night before bed. I'll admit, it never gets old and I enjoy it every single time I watch it with her. Just one of those movies I guess.

And yeah I feel you with Bourdain. It was definitely a "different story" and a different type of hurt. Just a great guy all around. I would give just about anything to drink Wild Turkey with him like you did in your dream. Best wishes.

>he's such a tastelet he puts 'chup on his hotdog
>then he defends it on a nigerian camel milking forum

>>14599578
the optimal hot dog features ketchup, hot mustard, relish, olives, bacon bits, and onion.
any other combo is inferior

>Not going with the ol one two of 'chup and 'stard

>>14599092
Rot in hell, you sick fuck

>>14599430
i don't get the joke

>>14599562
Yes! It's important to expose the kids to the classics! Much better for them to be watching Aladdin and Duck Tails than that insane ADD and YouTube shit the kids are watching nowadays. But best wishes to you too! You're obviously doing parenting right!

>>14598887
Ketchup doesn't belong on anything.

>>14598887
Chicago has no right to dictate anything that remotely involves food.
>duur what goes on a hot dog i guess relish and a whole pickle
>oh wait we forgot relish isn't shitty enough already better add some glowstick liquid
>huur how do you make a pizza i guess the sauce goes on top of the cheese
>gotta make it in a cake pan for some god unknown reason too

>>14599760
ketchup belongs on everything*

>>14599052
t. Seething bong

>>14599724
>olives
Degenerate

>>14598887
Put whatever you want.

Imagine gatekeeping hotdogs lmao

>>14599489
obama is still alive anon

>>14598887
No, Ketchup doesn't belong on anything. It's the worst condiment ever created.

>>14599111
Because Chicago dogs are the only halfway decent food they have.

>>14599489
>3rd world type country
>South Korea
Koreans might be awful, but calling them 3rd world is just wrong.

>>14599489
>3rd world type country
>South Korea

South Korea is hardly a 3rd world country.

>>14598887
>Chicago
>culinary opinion

>>14598887
'ketchup bad' is the most childish pseud take of all time

hotdogs are food for children but there's really nothing wrong with enjoying food meant for kids anyway

really nothing wrong with enjoying food in general, like you literally cannot argue against it if someone likes the taste or not, what are you going to do, say they are faking their food preferences?

Ketchup and Mustard belongs on Hotdog's as much as they belong on Burgers.

Most people who bitch about Ketchup are the ones who have never made their own.

>>14598887
Imagine being snobby about one of the most childish and low quality foods around.

>>14600207
To be fair, for a hot dog to be called "Chicago style" it must be a Vienna Beef hot dog, Kosher, not those shitty pork scrap turds for 25 cents.
The difference in price is large, with the quality product easily costing 500% more.
That said, its still just a fucking hot dog, and nobody really takes it seriously, its just a running joke that the lower IQ among us want to perpetuate.

>>14600207
Welcome to Chiraq, it's the best we can do.
You try developing a cuisine in a war zone, anon.

>>14600243
It's really that a "Chicago-style" hotdog doesn't contain ketchup, and everyone just decided to get uppity about it.

>>14600257
11 shot last night, 2 fatally.
The military need to enforce the curfew more tightly.

>>14599067
This, unless you are eating whale brains get fucked. Ohh he put ketchup on a hot dog that consists of 89 percent pig assholes. Ohhh nnnoo. Pineapple on pizza??? I have never tried this but I was told to yell at you. Its all just very low IQ.

>>14599060
The pandemic ruined so much shit it's unreal. It set back almost everyone's life I know in some shape or form.

>>14598887
No

ketchup doesn't belong on anything desu, except for maybe a grilled cheese
there's just always better alternatives

>eating hotdogs in the first place

sorry I'm not poor

>be chicago
>ketchup BAD unsolved black on black murder GOOD

>>14599489
This is your brain on maximum levels of libcuckery

>>14599016
>people
>anal
they're faggots, anon, not people.

>>14598887
I put both ketchup and tomato sauce. Also, i add corn and string potatoes.

can someone explain why you would get upset over the way other people eat food? you're literally not tasting it.

>>14599111
Chicago has literally nothing else to be proud of. Have you seen it? Deep dish pizza and shitty hot dogs are all they've got. It's like NYC, but somehow worse.

ketchup is tomato syrup
it belongs on a sundae

>>14600604
We also have the Maxwell Strret Polish

>>14600604
We also have the Maxwell Street Polish

Sorry I don't respect people who sold their own roadway rights to jews to make a quick buck

>>14599111
Chicago dogs are the only way to eat hot dogs. New York doesn’t even have a variety. Coney Island? That sloppa shit was invented in goddamn Detroit. DETROIT. Don’t make me laugh.

>>14600726
kek

>>14598887
They have to call it bad manners and harmful because Chicago aren't any good at enforcing actual laws

>>14600774
We’re better than the rest of the country at containing corona though. Don’t come here.

>>14600730
This is probably true for kids because When I was young I was legit the odd man out because I preferred eating hot dogs with mustard on them.

>>14598887
Around a campfire, yes. Spicy ketchup and mustard on a roasted wienie. Divine.

>>14598887
Who cares none of it is food.

>>14598887
Are chicago people really this mentally retarded? Oh wait, I forgot their mayor is a selkath.

>people mad about Chicago
Every thread, never fails

>>14599489
>"On kids younger than 8 it's ok."
Obama puts ketchup on kids?

>>14600726
>>14600730
amazing

>>14600867
No one's mad. It's just a shit hole that I laugh at

A hotdog is a tube of subpar quality meat stuffed into a casing, put whatever the fuck you went on them. Anyone who says otherwise is a self pretentious faggot who actually thinks hotdogs deserve to be treated as a culinary wonder. Shut up and eat your big anus.

>>14599745
She's so fat that the distance he'd need to travel to get around her would require a car, but his car doesn't have enough gas in it to complete the journey.

>>14599360
>BASED black man and BASED suicidal cuck man have opinion I clapped
Truly fascinating. Could you be any more pozzed?

>>14598887
Yes. How else are you going to disguise the disgusting bad hotdog meat? It's white people spice.

>>14598892
Adults don't eat hotdogs anyway. It's a literal child's food.

>>14598887
Not without mustard

Ketchup is a shit condiment and it belongs nowhere.

It belongs.

>>14598887
It's illegal to have guns in Chicago, but look, they're still firing away.

>>14601246
Goddamnit why is it more or less impossible to find Curryketchup in Sweden these days, have to go to Germany for some shopping soon.

>>14601317
Based

>>14599929
i use it for bbq sauce and thats it

>>14598887
theree things:
a) i am the customer, you are the owner. if you do not want me to use certain item combinations simply do not serve them
b) if you serve hot dogs and ketchup (for example), do not be surprised if some people choose to combine these items.
c) ketchup in europe is less sweet than american ketchup, maybe this is where some of my irritation comes from. i do not see it as a "child´s condiment"

>>14600329
funny enough it did not change a thing for me.. i stilll work, i work out, i meet friends, jadda jadda. nothing changed. aside from everyone acting like the fucking world is ending. it is surreal.

>>14601246
the quintessential german experience.this and beer is what the german soul tastes like.

>>14601246
>>14601510
What's a good price for this? £5.44 for 800ml is the best I can see and that sounds like a lot

>>14601499
No one asked you eurangatan

>>14601329
Any non-tiny Willys has it, fren.

>>14599111
Kys bitch

>>14601528
its around 2,50 in my next rewe (relatively big grocery store)

>>14601542
how is this not a valid argument? and how is it relevant where i come from?

>>14601528
Who fuckin' cares about the liter price of ketchup, buy what's tasty you weirdo.

>>14601528
>>14601554
2,85 €. sorry

>>14598887
Only fake chicagoans give a fuck about what you put on your hot dog

>>14601560
>>14601554
Cheers, I guess it's not too bad then considering the import costs

>>14601572
i regularly order chipotle in adobo sauce (8 x 150g) for around 30 €. it´s okay anon..sad but okay.

>>14598887
I like the yellow mustard that they have at Ikea on mine, don't know what it's called.

>>14599072
Your mother took care of that some time ago and then kissed you on the lips afterwards

>>14601572
I’m a mutt and and am forced to overpay for my curryketchup, $24 for 800ml. Sometimes that’s how it is, I love the shit so it’s cool.

>>14600875
More like mayonnaise.

>>14601552
The closest Willys is like a two and a half hour drive away but I will definately run in and buy a case the next time I drive by one, thx for the tip

>>14598887
are americans retarded?

>>14598887
Who gives a fuck what Chicago "people" think?

>Future lawyers and doctors keep gunning down people in Chicago
>This is the legislation that leaders focus on

This will save the city

>being elitist about how people consume their ground pig anus slurry tubes

I don't even like ketchup on hot dogs but god damn

>>14598887
soy sauce >mustard

>>14599489
>3rd world type country, I cant remember which. Maybe it was South Korea
LOL

>>14598887
>Chicago dog

Chicago dogs suck

Peak Chicago culture. What a vibrant City!

If you like ketchup then put it on stuff you like having ketchup on. Why are people mean about food like this?

It’s your choice.

>>14600726
I'd eat that shit.

>>14601505
You must not live in California.

>>14601931
Dude what? We're talking about hot dogs. I think you're on the wrong board.

THIS thread again...

>>14602522
no they don't shut up

>>14602855
ouch

>>14603715
Ummm.. you may have problems..

>>14603739
Or Illinois.

>>14598887
For me? It's gotta be chili sauce and raw onion, the ideal dog

>>14602522
You take that back.
SIr ill have you know only the finest rat and missing hobo goes into a true chicogngoanoanan dogge.

>>14598892
do something about it faeggit

>>14603773
It's not THAT bad looking. Eating sloppy shit every once in a while is good for you. Builds character.

>>14604134

I like cole slaw on a hotdog desu
it's a nice change of pace from sauerkraut but it only works if it's actually good cole slaw

>>14598887
Ketchup only because it's good

>>14598887
>caring about what others put on their ground up pig anuses

>>14604148
>stop putting ketchup on your hotdog

>>14598887
I generally do not.

My preferred toppings are chili, white onion, and sauerkraut.

>>14598887
the only toppings allowed on a hotdog are ketchup with hot sauce, mustard and fries,or sauerkraut and caramelized onions

you're allowed to make a joke about what other people put on their food but if it actually bothers you you're a massive retard

>>14598887

mustard, ketchup, cheese and chili(sauce for you NYers)

>>14601528
Just mix some generic curry powder into Heinz ketchup

>>14599016
It's either catsup and mustard or mustard only for me personally.

>>14599111
Eat shit Wisconsinite

>>14599806
nah man, i'm just trying to figure out if there will be a chicago to buy a hot dog in in 10 months. seething feels less depressing than this.

>>14599111
Chicago hot dogs are great.

[spoiler]polishes are better

>>14598887
Always amuses me when americans are being elitists about how they eat their shit quality foods.

>>14604305

>>14599489
this post has it all

>>14599052
"poor form" what are you the fucking sausage police

>>14598887
I put ketchup on it if I do not have chili available. Otherwise I do chili, mustard, and onion.

>>14599111
This. Also deep dish is trash, get fucked Chicago.

>>14599489
This is excellent bait.

>>14599724
>olives
What the fuck, this is a hotdog not a pizza. I think you meant: Cheddar, chili, mustard, diced onion, and fritos.

>>14599039
no, im not black

>>14598887
no

You guys ever try Blackies pepper relish?
It's the perfect hot dog topping.

>>14598892
It's childish to let some adult tell you you can't put ketchup on your fucking hotdog. Who are these faggots, your daddy?

>>14605879
>blackies
kinda racist don't you think?

>>14598887
I just do mustard (Colmans not that yank shit), but fuck if you can't put ketchup on a hot dog what exactly is it supposed to go on?

>>14598887
But... I like ketchup :(
It's the only one I like

>>14598939
>>14599039
>>14601213
>>14604134
>>14606208
My work here is done.

Hot Dogs = BNG - butts, nuts and guts. you are welcome.

>>14598887
no, ketchup is a sugar filled childs condiment. mustard, relish and onion is superior.

>>14606326
Epic. Simble ebic.

>>14598903
This plus onions

>>14606230
blackies is a playing card term.
the place runs a hot dog stand somewhere in New England. I tried it, 10/10.

>>14598887
I usually just give my dog a bowl of water

What do you guys think? It’s summer themed.

>>14607239
8/10, needs some onion, relish, yellow mustard, and a thin bead of ‘chup.
Excellent beer pairing, though.

>>14606886
Delicious.

>>14606886
Not if they are kosher.

>>14598887
If you're eating hot dogs you're not exactly fine dining anyway. Why would ketchup make it worse?

>>14599447
think of all the bar s dogs you could get with that money