/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14593770
HMMMM I wonder which one could be the carbonated beverage...

>>14593770
bubbles
/thread

Right

I'd drink both but the mountain dew must taste terribly banal.

>>14593774
>>14593779

>>14593770

Looks like someone's makin' some primo tap!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIky3B661s

>>14593770
Plot twist: both are poisoned with iocane powder and OP is immune

>>14593770
Unless you're pinching your nose, I'm sure the ammonia would-
>ammonia free
It still probably has a strong smell.

>>14593795
Except one has bubbles and the other does not, nice try thou.

I prefer to reduce the Windex, gives it a much better flavor.

>>14593770
Girls love that blue shit

>>14593770
whichever glass is the clearest is obviously the windex

>>14593857
Flat mtn dew

>>14593866
This is the type of bitch that says she loves comics but has only seen DC live action shows and the mcu

>>14593866
i want her to throw up the meal she just ate over my face

>>14593770
Right easy

>>14593866
What do her farts smell like?

SPRAY IT IN YO FACE AND SLAM IT

>>14593886
Worse, she only reads Saga.

>>14593907
Not unless it gets a Netflix adaptation

>>14593907
I liked Saga

This shit tastes awful btw. Code Red is still superior.

>>14593770
my nigga died for this shit

>>14593770
best one

master race

Dewhai:
>1 part shochu
>3 parts Dew (throwback is best)
>serve over ice

>>14593866
thats a trap

>>14593962
I vividly remember when this came out. Didn't care for it for whatever reason.
I do remember liking the WoW game fuel series but I'm sure that's because I have a Teflon brain and am susceptible to marketing.

>>14593871
except you can see the bubbles in the soda bottle.

>>14593795
>changing the goalpoasts

faggot shit

>>14593866
Whoever she is, I would eat her poop

>>14593770
Is the game called "would you rather"? As in, would I rather drink disgusting blue caffeinated sugar water, or only slightly poisonous windex? I'll take the glass on the left, which is obviously not carbonated...

>>14593966
I'm a Gushin' Granny man myself.

>>14594176
A man of refined taste

>>14593770
windex isnt carbonated.
mountain dew on right right.

>>14593943
gay

>>14593770
why would someone waste windex like this

>>14595020
whatever

>>14594132
well played mr. holmes

>>14593770

You can easily tell the difference by smelling them.

>>14595133
They filling it out with ice for further usage fren

>>14594132
If you leave the cup out the just the cup will be flat

remind me of this

>>14593770
Even disregarding carbonation, I still have a nose.

>>14593833
based

>>14593866
I hate pepcoin caps and codes on the sides of caps. The aesthetic of bottles has always been worse than cans, though.

My girlfriends daughter and I played a prank once with the opposite side of this.
>Get plain white translucent spray bottle $1
>get Dad's blue cream soda $1
>put next to cleaning cart in all ages club on goth night
>totally make fun of emo goths, claim their not hardcore.
>grab spray bottle and drink in front of them.
>their eyes, Saucers.

>>14595707
*they're

>>14593866
b-bros, i always get the mtn dew voltage at my circle k...

>>14593886
That's slightly better than being an actual comic nerd.

>>14593886
You say this like it'd be cooler if she actually read comics. Fuck off nerd bitch

>>14595707
>my girlfriend's daughter

>>14593866
facts. Voltage is always my first choice, next to Baja.

>>14593948
>liking anything orange flavored

>>14595759
Yeah, took 2 years to find out she wasn't marriage material,(Girlfriend, not Daughter,) Once you get past 30, the pickin's are SLIM. goodluck finding one who's NOT a single mom or batshit psycho,(or both)

>>14593904
you are too based for this board anon

>>14593866
>>14593999
Who is this disgusting whore, and where can I see her cock?

>>14593833
never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line

>>14593866
What is she eating?

>>14593795
this would be next level if done irl

>>14593770
voltage dew goes flat really fast, so I wouldn't be surprised it was the left glass

>>14595781
Is her daughter marriage material?

>>14595494
Is someone actually retarded enough to do this?

>>14597404
Killed a couple kids in tacoland iirc.

>>14596033
based dubs

>>14593904
Bless you anon.

>>14593962

Is the Mountain Dew Throwback no longer available, because I haven't seen it at Meijers since last year?

>>14593866
made for BIG BLUE COCK

>>14593770
In elematary school a girl in my class put windex in someone's water bottle and he ended up fat. I mean he started fat too, and other than bad taste the windex had no impact on his life.

>>14593770
all I would have to do is dip my tonge into the drink and I would win

if it tastes good its mnts dew
if it tasts bad its windex

its not like you have to put it into your mouth
just dip the tonge and if bad take a swig of water

>>14593770
ill just take a big sniffy before I decide

>>14595826
Malory Malibu

>>14593795
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SODASTREAM SAYS ONLY TO CARBONATE WATER
NOOOOOOOO

>>14593866
>gothmalibu
wtf is that
>googles
oh, she's not even goth, but she is a whore

>>14593948
I loved this as a kid. But I got one a few years ago when I went on a road trip and it was so sweet I couldn't even taste anything but sugar.