/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14581268
Authentic
Spicy
Vinigrette
A la carte
Orderves
Deviled anything (I'm a christian)
Sushi
Terikai
Salsa
Avacado
Carbonara
Arugula
Gourmet
Organic
Gluten free
All natural

No matter how cringey the word "mouthfeel" sounds, the sensation it describes is basic and everyday. Like taking a shit.

Eventually someone will luck into a palatable-sounding english word for it. It'll instantly be so intuitive that people forget this was ever ridiculed.

>>14581290
Asiatic schizophrenia.

>>14581290
half of these are food and recipe names
do you hate the foods or just the names?

westerners who use the word umami

>>14581290
you fucking loser

Chinamen who come on this board and try to tell white people how to talk

>>14581268
“Gluten Free”

>>14581459
You mean like:
>>14581290

>>14581460
I don't care if it's free, get that shit outta there

>>14581268
Autistic femanon here. "Authentic" and "cute".

>>14581268
Isn't mouthful the non-pretentious way of saying texture/viscosity? If anything it makes you sound like a child.

>>14581397
>>14581458
he's not wrong

>>14581268
Do you not believe in textures or something?

>>14581360
there's already a word for it. texture.

>>14581484
He's an Asiatic larping as an American. He's automatically in the wrong.

>>14581480
mouthfeel is the pretentious way of saying texture, I have literally never heard anybody use the term mouthfeel outside of /ck/ or the cooking channel.

>>14581497
ive heard a few chefs use the term
only like 3, out of maybe 7 that ive met

>>14581497
You've certainly got it backwards. Even a child can understand mouthfeel. You're too embarrassed to use such a childish word in the real because you're pretentious.

>>14581268
>what are some of the most pretentious words/phrases you can think of in regards to food?
SEARED. I can't hear that word anymore because of the fucking shitposts in /gif/, /ck/, and /wsg/

>>14581510
what else do you say for this one then?

>>14581511
Charred. Cooked. Roasted. Grill lines

>>14581268
>what are some of the most pretentious words/phrases you can think of in regards to food?
real word

>>14581514
>im gonna grill line myself a steak for lunch
>charred, roasted
entirely different methods of cookery
>cooked
ಠ_ಠ

>>14581524
I didn't say I was smart... (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

>>14581290
>Deviled anything (I'm a christian)
Kek

>>14581290
>gourmet
nothing actually gourmet calls itself gourmet anymore, that's the word you put in a script font on the frozen dinner that's in a black box instead of a blue one, and instead of tendies and corn it's ancho-rubbed chicken supremes with a roasted corn medley, and it's 2$ more despite being the same thing

>>14581290
Seppuku. That's not a pretentious word, it's a suggestion.

calling sweet shit salsa or tapenade and calling salty shit jam or marmalade etc.

>>14581290
>Deviled anything (I'm a christian)

Name one thing besides "deviled" eggs.

>>14581597
Deviled ham

>>14581597
Deviled croissants, deviled pears, deviled eggs

>>14581268
Fish of the day
Managers special
In-house bbq sauce
Our famous fries

>>14581597
Deviled maritime burritos if you’ve ever had them

Terroir.

>>14581508
if you think the word texture is pretentious I think you have bigger things to worry about than terminology.

>>14581597
the term "deviled" means to cook something with a lot of heat to it. spicy ramen is deviled ramen, spicy chicken nuggies are deviled nuggies, etc. term fell out of favor probably because of puritans and quakers.

>>14581786
>if you think the word texture is pretentious
Pretentious doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>14581825
>attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
what did you think it meant, dipshit?

>>14581290
>Oderves

>>14582019
whores da over

Gonna have to go with aoili

>>14582107
>hurr durr the actual name of a thing is pretentious
Fucking kill yourself.

>>14581290
>most pretentious words/phrases you can think of
>Spicy
white fragility?

Olive oil

isn't this just texture

rustic

farm to table
If that doesnt make you queezy youre a redditor hipster

briny, gamey, uriny in a good way
marbled
prix fixe

>>14582127
What's wrong with a descriptive garlic mayo?

>>14583225
why does it make you queezy?

>>14583327
because its the most pretentious buzzword of all. soy cucks love it

>>14581268
benis

>>14581268
>>14581290
If you're threatened by terms like this I'm just going to assume you have no idea how to cook. Sorry.

>>14581268
>vegan

>>14581290
>Deviled anything (I'm a christian)
lmao nice

>>14581268
baveuse
julienne
brunoise

>>14581572
>nothing actually gourmet calls itself gourmet anymore
What do they call it then?

Texturefags should be culled

>foreign words are pretentious

toothsome

>>14581593
Bacon jam bro. It's sweet, salty and hot at the same time.

>>14581597
Devilled Sausages.

>>14581268
>foodie
>deconstructed reconstructed
>gourmet

>>14581268
Gastro/gastropub
umami
farm to table
localized
crafted

>>14581489
>This glass of water at 0.0°C and this other one at 99.5°C have identical texture, so surely there's nothing about the feel of them in your mouth that could set them apart

>>14581268
>unctuous
>jammy
>plant-based
Mouthfeel is a good one though. Literally describes the meaning of "texture" while simultaneously making you look like a pretentious unoriginal sheep and a moron who needs to smash words together to describe something they should have learned when they were 7.

>>14583816
Yeah that's called temperature you absolute retard.

>>14583354
So it's bad giving a damn enough to know the source of your food and choosing to eat locally and supporting your local farmers? Huh.

>>14583852
mouthfeel is more than texture, and pretending that the words are totally synonymous is retarded. Texture is one component of how something feels in your mouth. Its obvious but low iq npc posters love to repeat en masse "hurr its just texture" and out themselves as cunts. Mouthfeel encompasses the texture, the temperature, the size and shape, the acidity or alkalinity, dissolved gasses, and other specific sensations like if something has tannin, or capsaicin or pepperine and seems hot, if something is hydroscopic and sucks up moister from your mouth. These are all obvious feeling that any normal person has experienced and would associate with mouthfeel, unless they're low iq retards and can't imagine it being anything beyond texture. I haven't read this thread but I guarantee there's more than one retard that outed themselves here.

>>14583662
It's a pretty essential part of a dish though. Not like it's the most important but if you don't think about the texture your meal is going to give you're retarded.

>>14584001
Please be bait
you just proved his point about mouth feel being pretentious bullshit

>>14581268
t. Tastelet who can't feel texture

>>14584018
Is it pretentious? yes.
Is it the same as texture? No.
If you're retarded, answer 'yes' to both.
I get that comprehension here is low and my writing is messy and poor, but is it clear now?

>>14584018
hes not wrong tho

>>14581397
>I only drink whisky cus 'merika
>Bourbon is literally more american then whisky

RP trolls need to research more

>>14583856
"this water _____ hot"

>>14584001

Pretentious cunts
>this has great mouthfeel
Normal human beings
>this feels great in my mouth

>>14583937
Normal people say locally produced

>>14581268
>it really elevates the dish
no, that's what a waitress does on the way to the table

>>14584105
mouthfeels hot?

>>14584013
my roommate won't put bell peppers in anything because he hates the texture. the only thing he will eat is trinity but the bell peppers kinda disappear when you're using that.

>>14581290
>Avocado
Call it an Aguacate then.
>Terikai
>Orderves
Picky and you can't spell. What cousin fucking country are you in?

>>14584105
Is

>>14581397
>>14581290
I thought this faggot was dead?

>>14581593
Blocks your path

>>14583937
No it's not bad but 90% of "farm to table" restaurants buy their meat and produce from sysco or cash and carry. It's a gay buzzword.

Saffron is gold.

>>14581268
People over/wrong using ‘foodgasm’

>>14583937
those local farmers produce shit.
If their product was good they would be well-known.

>>14581290
>Deviled anything (I'm a christian)
Based

>>14583937
HOLY SHIT did the ingredients come from a farm?? AMAZING let me get my beard oil and craft beer and I will be right over!!

>>14583937
>eat locally
Why?
supporting your local farmers?
Why?

>>14581268
fusion

>>14584163
>this feels great in my mouth
This sounds extremely homosexual, just fyi.

>>14584190
My dad just bought a new car. Pretty nice.

>>14585077
how's the mouthfeel?