/ck/ - Food & Cooking

who needs deenz when I got mackk

>>14574764
I had deenz once and they were really weird. The bones were crunchy and off putting. It sounds like something I’d like too.

>>14574777
>inferior nutrition profile
>larger fish higher on the food chain, containing mercury
deenz are superior because they largely live on algae and plankton which has no mercury

There's only one fish superior to deenz, and that's 'ring. But 'ring is pretty expensive, protein-wise, so deenz it is.

>>14574789
Algae and plankton do accumulate mercury, dioxins, lead etc and so do plants. Where do you think the carnivorous tuna gets the mercury from? It's not from the air, it's from the fish that eats the algae that gets eaten by the tuna.

>>14574789
Mack still has less mercury than tuna, and tuna doesn't have all that much

>>14574778
Weird, I've literally never had a tin where the bones had notable texture

>>14574764
Snacking on these bad boys right now, straight out the jar

>Grocery store started carrying King Oscar Spanish style sardines
>Try them and they instantly become my new favorite
>Buy 5 and get a store coupon for $1 off a can of King Oscar mackerel
>Used the coupon today and got another coupon for $1.50 off of 2 cans of mackerel
I'm pretty happy about this.

Got some deenz here

The flavor reached its peak 3 years ago
What to do

How do you cook deenz? My only recipe is fisherman's eggs

>>14575202
Only beach cliff is worse

>>14574764
My gf only eats deenz if I peel off all of meat from the bones

>>14575282
Shes missing out on the spinal cord nutrients
Have you told her that!?

>>14575333
Yeah but she doesn’t even like fish skin so me getting her to at least eat that is better than her not eating anything at all

>>14575273
They're already cooked.
I put them on bread and then put another bread on top, making a simple, flavorful sardine sandwich.

>>14575202
>korean "sardines"
>in "oil"
those are why people end up hating sardines, nobody even knows what pacific "sardines" even are dawg

pic related are divine

>>14575273
They are good on toasted bread, etc. They don't need cooking, but if you lightly brown them in a pan and GENTLY turn them it's possible to cook them. Otherwise they are liable to fall apart.

Just started eating fish (I was raised nearly vegetarian) how do I use these guys? And why not anchovies, or are they the same basically? Is there a way to make it the main protein of a meal?

>>14575753
Anchovies and sardines are nothing alike. Anchovies are usually used more to season a dish rather than as the main protein (unless you just happen to have really good taste).

>>14575273
Add them to spaghetti

Based on the overwhelming response and subsequent interest in my 3 years past "best buy date" can of deenz Ill be posting images of me opening it, omg this is so much just like fridgebro's thread from oct 2 2015
Just call me deenzbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM
YOU KNOW IM TALKIN BOUT DEEENZZ

>>14575600
Fuck yes, those are the best. Eat them straight from the tin sometimes when I'm lazy.

>>14576565
Is that real???

>>14575202
>soybean oil
Gonna have to be a yikes from me lad. Deenz packed in evoo or go home

>>14575262
Open. Share photo. Eat. Share impression.

>>14574778
you have to buy the small ones, they're less dry/not as firm, don't have noticable bones, and have a better taste

>>14577034
who's to say?

>>14574839
it's a lot more common in european tins in my experience.

>>14575262
best before dates ore for suckers

>>14575753
Buying anchovies is dangerous, you could die easily

>>14577730
that would be unpleasant

>>14574814
By eating the small fish that eat the mercury, tuna concentrate the toxins. 200 grams of tuna has as much mercury as 1 kilo of anchovies. You're not going to eat 1 kilo of anchovies/sardines in a single meal.

>>14577730
just dont buy gook products, same as with everything else

>>14574970
THIS MY BRAND

WHATS AN EASY BUT TASTY SARDINE LUNCH IDEA?

Sup deenbros. I recently started eating deenz. They are not that common where I live. I buy pic related and they are $3 and I don't really find it that cheap. They ones that are cheaper has skin and bones (also usually smoked) and I don't know how I feel about that. I don't get the ones in tomatoes because I get my mackarel that way, it's cheaper and kind of the same thing. Those I usually fry up a little bit with garlic, pepper and stuff like that.
How much is the deenz where you live and how is eating it with skin and bones?

>>14574764
>kippered young herring

>>14578076
Skin n bones is the only way. You're missing out on a lot of nutrition.

>>14577856
This is the lunch I've had the last days. Deenz, baby spinach, blanched sugar snaps, small tomatoes, olive oil and black pepper. Good stuff, can also squeeze some lemon over that

>>14578086
Can I chew the bones, are the skin slimy?

>>14574764
Dont compare deenz to tuna. Tuna is great. Its salmon thats for niggers and faggots.

>>14578092
Yep, they aren't like salmon bones or anything - you really don't notice them. Skin is not slimy at all. King Oscar is a great brand, but can be on the more expensive side. Either way, get them in olive oil and add whatever you prefer. I like mustard, pepper and Tabasco myself.

Who wants to see me eat a can of this smoked sprat pate I bought

>>14578823
No one on Earth wants to see that.

>>14574764
Tuna is never farmed
Fat is strictly healthy
You can buy unsalted canned tuna
Different species taste different, but OP is a fucking mongoloid so she wouldn't know that

Low quality deenz are just as bad if not worse than low quality tuna
> doesn't know that super heated omega's have no benefits
Produced all over the world
Nutrient content variable, the only clear winner deenz always have over tuna is calcium because of the healthy bones

I hate you OP you're stupid.

>>14578867
Dilate.

No matter how much stinky tuna you eat it won’t ever make your axewound like a real woman’s

>>14574970
>in oil
ruining your macros

>>14578908
only mac I care about is mac and cheese baby!

>>14578879
I eat tuna and deenz dumb fuck, and I was eating deenz and kippers before they were even a meme food you giant pussy.

suck my fat fucking cock loser

>>14575282
Does a diet of sardines affect the taste of her pusy juice? Asking for a friend

>>14578131
Oh I thought canned salmon was the higher tier. I've only had tuna and deenz. I'm glad I'm not a nigger faggot.

So why is canned salmon nigger tier? not enough nutrients?

>>14578949
>I’ve been smelling like rank pussy all my dude don’t tell me to do nothing
Weird flex but okay.

>>14578978
>life

>>14574764
Anchovies > Sardines
Mackerel > Salmon
Trout > Tuna

>>14578978
Uh oh dilator what's this now too? is this someone cooking with deenz instead of picking the tin with a fork like a pussy or spreading the *********smoked only deenz on toast?

>>14574839
You're replying to a vegan disinformationist who posts this same lie in every single thread about deenz.

Xhe will also claim they bother xis colitis. It's a sort of shill obsession with the anus and its functions, very easy way to figure out who a shill is.

>PLEASE HELP
what do i make with sardines? a sandwich? i dont wanna eat em by themself, i'd rather make something out of it

pic related, it's the can i got to try sardines

>>14578088
looks great; i would add some black pepper and a bit of grated parmesean if i made it

>>14579413
Those are awful. Only buy Atlantic or Med or Baltic sardines, and only in olive oil or sunflower oil (commonly used for sprats).

If you eat those you will become one of those insufferable twat faggots who whines that sardines aren't good.

Imagine buying wet cat food and eating it and then claiming you tried pate and didn't like it. That's the exact analog of what you're doing.

>>14578949
>flavored deenz
>salmon processed in asia
>"pink" salmon
>herring preserved with benzene
LOLing at your life rn.

>>14579445
yeah okay dude. i asked what i could do with them, not a thesis statement on why you dislike them

>>14574777
Who needs Deenz or mackk when you have anchos

>>14579517
I really like sardines. But you won't, if you dare to eat such trashy ones.

Why do people even post Beach Cliff here? It's like every 'deenz thread gets some idiot posting them. Is it viral marketing?

Beach Cliff, like all Pacific sardines, are TRASH.

>>14579445
Not reading more than a sentence of that, focus on brevity next time you decide to post something on this website

>>14579413
Sandwich with a little mayo and mustard is good. On crackers. On a bowl of rice.

I'd go for some smoked kippers though. Nice meaty texture.

>>14579539
>angry Beach Cliff shill gets BTFO
Keep posting those horrid little faggot deenz on my board, I'll keep criticizing them.

I've taken notice of you. It's a concerted attempt to get people to eat those trash fish from Asia. They're not even sardines, they're actually some kind of minnow, and the "soybean oil" is more like motor oil.

Albacore-Chad VS Skipjack-Virgin

>>14574764
Are canned smoked oysters acceptable?

>>14579656
Take your medicine, it helps with your schizophrenic thoughts

>>14579748
>Are oysters part of the mackerel family?
Fucking retard.

>>14579748
Only in olive oil, and only if they don’t come from China.

>>14579758
It’s easy to tell that there are Beach Cliff shills. It’s the worst sardine but gets posted repeatedly every time the shillbot dispatcher at AECOM gets an alert that there’s a sardine thread.

Everybody knows about shills now, lil feller. No need to play coy and use “take your meds, schizo” which is the #1 shill tell on the Net.

>>14579822
>shill shill shill!!!!
>>>/x/ and >>>/pol/ are that way

>>14579815
Which brands don’t come from China? And what’s wrong with Chinese oysters?

>>14579967
>what’s wrong with Chinese
Literally everything

>>14579973
I'm gonna need a more specific answer on that, chief.

>>14577730
WTF is that abdomination it even looks like it has a fucking beak. That's so gross I wish I've never seen that picture

>>14575481
Don't the bones bother you? I've had them before mashed up in tomato sauce, hot and on toast but that is the only way I can eat them. I do like the taste it's just the texture that feels off to me

>>14579998
The people in China are abominations, their food consists of jungle animals cooked in motor oil (recycled Out of the gutter mind you), the govt sends their own people to gulags, they drive like actual fucking retards (visit /gif/ if you doubt this), they also willingly defend how shitty their awful country is

Between them and Americans it’s like a contest of who can destroy the world and their own people the fastest, I’m disgusted by both of them

>>14580001

>>14580001

It is a fugu fish that somehow got placed in with the deenz.

>>14577730
is dried puffer fish still toxic?

>>14580034
Looks like it can be.
>https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6351a2.htm

>>14580032
Thank god I thought it was some kind of Fukoshima freak fish

I swallow cum for a living

It’s all I live for, being a good girl and all, you’re expected to. It was hard for me to do at first but now I like the taste so much that’s it’s almost become a fetish for me :3

>>14580022
dubs of degeneracy

>>14579822
You know they're also the cheapest and most widely available, right?

>>14580110
London?

>>14574764
Just got NINE 3.75 oz tins of King Oscar for only $1.67
The Safeway I work at had them on clearance. They're the black pepper flavor, but every deenz a winner.

Is San Remo a good brand for deenz?

>>14579967
>eating food from China
let me direct you to china rekd threads on /pol/ for a minute

>>14574764
>There is literally no argument against deenz
M Y S T E R Y F I S H

Anchovies? DEENZ
Herring? DEENZ
Sprats? DEENZ

>>14574777
Based

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>>14582896
Deenz is not a fish, it’s a lifestyle.

>>14574764
i hate the smell of fish and i can barely eat tuna, however i want to get into deenz for the memes. how do i start?

>>14575282
>>14578956
please answer this it is important

i don't understand the hate re. packing deenz in anything other than olive oil. I think the ones packed in water or tomato-sauce are good ....and I've seen some pretty cool ones with flavour additives in the oils too, like lemon & black pepper, or herb-oil ones....idk man

>>14574764
>boil spaghetti in pot
>drain can of King Oscar Mediterranean deenz into a hot pan
>fry the sardines for a minute with a pinch of italian bread crumbs
>add the spaghetti and stir it together
>put on a plate and top with parmesan cheese

>>14583643
this, if you dont know this by now you're not going to make it

>>14583889
You will never understand it because you’re a moron. It’s explained in every thread, but you work really hard so you can fail to understand.

You are a failure, and your inability to understand simple things like slicing up an older smellier catch is a personal problem. It’s not an argument for eating poor quality fish, you can’t convince anybody because of your choice to remain ignorant.

>>14585426
All "deenz" are poor quality fish. Most of them aren't even actual "sardines".

>>14585431
All the ones I buy are either sprats or sardines. And they are high quality.

All the ones you buy are random, unidentifiable minnows in butter oil. And they are low quality.

It’s because I’m smart, and you’re stupid.

>>14585454
*GUTTER oil

If you’re dumb enough to buy bottom sheof mystery fish, loaded with flavorings to conceal the slightly rancid nature of your catch that’s a few days old, this isn’t a sign of intelligence.

Smart people eat good deenz. Dumb people eat Beach Cliff, one of the trashiest foods you can buy.

>>14583899
>cheese and sardines
fuck off

for me its saury

>>14574777
Checked.
I do deenz, mack, herring, squid, octopus, clams. If it comes from the ocean in a can I'm all about it lmao. No oil though, water, hot sauce, lemon sauce, or mustard only (except squid and octo they seem to only be available in oil even when it's in ink its in oil).

>>14579427
Dumbass

>>14585426
>>14585454
>>14585465
jesus dude, please have sex or something

>>14585713
not an argument plus I had sex earlier today, and the day before too

beach cliff shills are persistent and get upset easily

>>14579517
he's right anon. all he did was try to help. beach cliff deenz taste like shit, and had i not given a different brand a chance after trying those, i'd have just concluded that i don't like sardines

sneenz

daily reminder that sardines contain fish poo

>>14574764
Best deenz in pic

>>14586925
based fish poo is full of nutrients

Tuna cannot be farmed but overall OP is based

>>14575273
On pIzza under the cheese. Or mix with chipotle mayo and make into a sandwich

>>14587516
they put hot peppers in there too? holy shit i gotta get on that

>>14575273
i just put them on whole wheat ritz crackers

>>14587700
Best I've had for deenz, too. Get you some deliciousness, anon.

>>14574764
>product of morroco

I can't stop laughing at that being put as a positive

>>14588737
where do you find them? im in NA, you think im best off trying to order a shipment online?

as much as I like deez
tuna is just easier to whip up to eat
when eat my deenz I need to mix it with some bird eye pepper/fishsauce/lime juice
then eat it with rice

with those can tuna I just top with mayo or salad cream

>as much as I like deez
>tuna is just easier to whip up to eat
>when eat my deenz I need to mix it with some bird eye pepper/fishsauce/lime juice
>then eat it with rice

>with those can tuna I just top with mayo or salad cream

>>14574764
>Not being a chovy chad
Super cinge and bluepilled

>>14574764
Tuna is soy
Deenz is gay
Herring is heaven
Chovys are ascension beyond this realm

>>14574764
For me, it's bacalhau.

I tried pretty much every French cannery over decades as well as the most well-regarded Portuguese ones and these are my endgame, /deenz/.
Canneries that use cold rooms, import from Morocco and process absurd volumes simply can't compete.

>>14587516
>>14589269
>Pinhais
Those are definitely great too, although not #1.

>>14577794
Keto Omad I put lard and exactly a kilo of whole sardines in a pot and simmer it into a stew like thickness Season it with some veggies and spices
I could feed a starving African village on my farts nutrition profile alone

>>14580110
There’s an addictive chemical within semen designed to reach a females brain through her vaginal walls to increase her sex drive/loyalty
Cocksuckers are brainwashed by it on a biological level quit calling yourself a female faggot

Deenz mixed with mashed potatoes is actually really good. Try it and you will see.

For me? Wild Planet in olive oil + lemon. Top it with yellowbird 'nero sauce and eat with a fork str8 from the tin.

>>14578968
Nigger faggots eat gay ass salmon when they're not tossing salad. Don't ask me why.

I can't stand strong fish flavors, mostly because of the smell, but I like the convenience of having nutritious protein snacks like sardines. What can I pair with them to make them more palatable?

>>14589538
Mix in horseradish mustard, neutralize the smell and taste

>>14589359
I was with my Girlfriend for years and she never ate my cum, I always had to jerk myself off to finish because she didn’t want it in her mouth or on her hand

>>14589591
>horseradish
mmmmm good call, have some nip saury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_-MczO82gE

>>14589607
Have to make sure the first ingredient is mustard or horseradish and not soybean oil and 50 additional crap or else it won’t be strong enough to have a bite to it no Frenchs or store brand.. .

>>14588754
Amazon is where I got mine. Be ready for price shock, they are more expensive than King Oscars. But they are worth buying a couple and trying.

>>14587516
>>14590126
Pic rel is $33 for a dozen. Same quality. Portuguese w/ olive oil and piri piri

>>14590138
nice! on Amazon?

Just mixed some deenz with some cream cheese and shit and put it on a toasted everything bagel. Shit was so cash.

>>14590138
Those look nice, I either have Brunswick or Sun Tropical.

>>14574764
>lots of fat unhealthy

we need to stop letting virgins use this meme

>>14574970
these taste like shit. Polar is unironically the dollar store's signature brand

Just got some King Oscar kipper snacks, will report back once I’m off the toilet about if they are good as I’m shitting right now and will need to finish and wash up first

>>14591389

>>14574764
Eating some sardines boyz

>>14574764
Will I overdose on mercury if I eat a 2nd tin of tuna today?

>>14574777
aren't they basically the same, sometimes even the same species

>>14590806
You ate faeces?

>>14574764
I'm /deenz/ but the mercury toxicity argument is stupid. You have to eat sushi for two meals a day for years to have to worry about it (like Jeremy Piven). Deenz just taste better out of a can than tuna could ever hope to. Two cans of king Oscar for 6 bucks is more filling than 20 bucks worth of ahi sashimi.

>>14591653
I eat one tin every morning, sometimes on a salad for lunch as well. My health turned around when I started on the deenz.

>>14592964
ive been eating deenz lately too and have felt big penis soon

a n c h o v i e s

>>14578949
You notice you local meijer becoming more like a walmart? I was at checkout in mine and some kid came in and started yelling about Epstein until they had to call security.

>>14589599
dubs of disappointing existance

Joe Brogan said he was told by his dr to stop eating Sardines because his blood was toxic with mercury

>>14575262
o_o

>>14585616
based. came here to express my love for nippon and italian deenz but you did it for me

>>14589607
i didn't see if he gutted the fish, is it still safe to eat all that?

>>14574764
>Morocco
Gross
>More Calcium
Eating bones is gross
>food of legends
I fucking doubt it

>>14574764
>t. Tyson shill

is 1 or 2 cans of sardines per day unhealthy?

>>14594012
it has a lot of cholesterol and phosphorus. anything more than 2 cans/day is pushing over your daily recommended nutritional value

>>14594012
me again, i fucked up, ignore this >>14594019
1 serving of deenz (150g) usually has about 70% of the daily recommended amount of cholesterol and 60% of your daily recommended amount of phosphorus. do with this information as you like.

>>14574764
I like the mustard packed ones better than the olive oil ones.

>>14594012
>>14594019
They're also quite rich and high in purines, so gout is an issue if you have health problems.

anyone tried these deenz? are they better than the hot chili kind?

Decided to do deenz tonight. Tiny Tots are my typical go-to.

>>14594439
I usually have them plate lunch style.

>>14594446
whats that black sauce you got goin a the bottom there?

>>14594452
Just a little laoganma.

>>14574764
How do I into deenz bros?

>>14594490
Buy some and try them.
Retard.

>>14594517
Whats a good brand/flavoring?

>>14594519
lots of good deenz in here, they make deenz with just about every strong flavored fruit/veggie. if you like spicy try hot chili or jalapeno, if you like citrus try the lemon kind, they make deenz in soy sauce, hot sauce, all kinds of shit

>>14574764
>There is literally no argument against deenz.

Bones

>>14574764
more like
>virgin tuna
>virgin sardine
>chad smoked oyster

>>14589538
Mix in parsley or whatever herbs you like, finely chopped onions, vinegar.
For hiding the sardine flavor even more you can mix a can of tuna with the sardines.

>>14589538
forgot to mention to make a paste out of it all, shred the sardines and tuna with a fork and mix all the ingredients.

>>14594775
Literally not an issue with tinned sardines. They're so soft they melt on your tongue.

>>14580022
You are mentally ill.
Seek treatment for your own sake.

>>14594776
>2020
>eating bivalves
Enjoy your literal dirt.

I tried to like deenz, I really did. They aren't for me. Sorry, bros. I think you have a great community here, though.

>>14595102
>based wholesome anon
Just in case you haven't tried, you could possibly adjust different factors to improve the experience.

Quality: King Oscar and Nuri are great brands. You may have only had lower quality fish, which could definitely ruin things.
Base flavor: King Oscar offers a Mediterranean flavor, for example, that includes extras like olives. Nuri includes peppers in theirs. Both have their own spices mixed in. Avoid those in soybean oil or plain water.
Additions: mustard, black pepper, garlic, Tabasco, etc. can really improve the flavor. Try different combinations - add them right to the can.
Preparation: if eating from the can isnt our thing, try removing them, slicing up and adding them to a salad. Walnuts, feta/goat cheese, tomatoes, greens, sprouts, and a simple balsamic is one example. You can also try cooking them, though keep in mind they are precooked and may fall apart.

You may still end up not liking them, but they really are great nutrition so I'd say give the above a shot before you pass on them completely. Bon appetit, anon.

>>14594846
as opposed to the actual shit-coated intestines you deenzfaggots eat?

>>14574777
Surely you mean macc

>>14595189
Deenz freaks won’t respond to this

>>14574777
macc with cheez

ANCHOVIES MASTER RACE

>>14574777
was about to comment this until i stumbled upon fpbp: the post

are you guys really paying 3 bucks for some tiny fish in a tin of olive oil?

>>14596327
Yeah and it's a steal for the nutrient profile. Are you S E A S O N E D yet!?

>>14596327
Between $2-$4 for the ones I buy. Either way it’s a steal for the quality of protein and nutrients. Also they are easy to find and were easy to find when wuflu started and shelves were wiped.

>>14595102
What brand did you try. If your first experience with deenz is from a low quality brand it’s going to make you feel like this. I would give it one more shot with a high quality brand.

>>14595993
Based I am having Mac and Macc with spinach for lunch.

>>14596383
I wish I was having you instead

>>14596525
I meant having what you’re having, I’m not gay btw

i fucking hate all the propaganda from Big Deenz. it's insane that people cannot see through the fucking corporate shilling.

>>14596548
>all the propaganda from Big Deenz
I'm more of a brisling guy myself.

>>14583827
first you gotta get some deenz

>>14579005
Swordfish > Mackerel

>>14595174
Thanks for the suggestion.. I think I'll try adding them to other foods, and see how that goes. I want date nutritional value.
>>14596376
I've only ever bought king oscar, because of the advice from these threads. That's all that's available at my grocery stores unless I want to go the cheap route. Most recently, it was Mediterranean king oscar with tabasco and club crackers. Although it wasn't repulsive, its something I dont enjoy. Is it safe to assume I cannot live the deenz life?

>>14585573
truffle butter instead lmao

how are we enjoying our deenz tonight, lads?

>>14598292
I had a can of KO with a can of oysters and some lays with a Limon Jarritos for lunch.

>>14596548
Yup you caught me it’s literally just me shilling deenz non stop from my deenz lobbying shill hq.

>>14589538
Hot sauce or mustard

>>14593133
You better be honest about the Epstein kid, I can’t breathe

>>14594439
Do they come with the bones? I like bones and guts

>>14574764
I made Onigiri Deenz, They were awesome. Just fresh rice, pinch of salt some nori and Deenz in the center.

>>14598772
They have bones, but they're so small that you hardly notice they're there.

R8 DEENZ

What's your favorite cracker for deenz?

>>14591389
Finally updating this. It was GOOD. It's like mackerel they sell but not quite as firm, and had a smoky flavor. Lot of meat in there too, stuffed.

>>14574764
Does anyone else here like the Great Value sardines in oil? They're pretty good for 88 cents a can, I think

smoked deenz or unsmoked deenz?

>>14574803
Based 'ringnigger. You like kippers bro?

>>14599272
Gets old quickly

>>14599351
this, they are a nice mixup and i can't advise restricting yourself to just one kind of deenz

>>14599128

>>14599128
Everyone in that photo needs a bullet in the head

>>14599094
Sesame seed

>>14583834
Not really.

>>14587516
Anywhere in the UK to buy these cheaply? I can only find ones that are like £5 each.

I love dem deenz. Even the cheap one DAMN i love this gay fish.

Started buying deenz again, used to buy canned tuna but noticed that now they add soy as ingredient and I mean that fake soy fake meat, fucking jews

Some Seasons for lunch bros.

>>14574764
I prefer kippered herring

>>14574764
It tastes like shit.

>>14574764
How do I get into sardines? I hate seafood and eating an entire fish with bones it sounds scary.

>>14601685
If you hate seafood there's not much chance since it's seafood but you should give it a go. Next time you're at the store just get a single tin of something simple in EVOO and crack it open when you get home. If you hate it I guarantee your pets will take care of it for you.

>>14601711
Mostly the "fishy" flavor. I eat canned tuna no problem since it just tastes like any other meat.

>>14601685
Have you tried not being a huge faggot?

DEENZ are delicious and great for you if you don't have the palate of a 4 year old, grow the fuck up and crack open a fat can.

>>14601722
Then there's hope! I was the same only eating tuna, but these are very similar but more salty. Don't worry about the bones. They are crunchy little cool guys that won't get in your way.

>>14601726
Lighten up! You catch more flies with deenz than you do with vinegary shits, anon.

Based Alton has been shilling the DEENZ since 2010

what are some telltale signs of quality deenz /ck/? Im still pretty green so I pick up some king oscar every now and then. anything I should look out for on the package?

Why is this board so obsessed with canned fish? Is it because it allows them to be lazy faggots that refuse to cook under the guise of "health?"

>>14601685
They might just not be for you. The bones are a non-issue though, you literally can't tell they're there unless you're eating bigass sardines and even then they just break down. I've had deboned sardines that I didn't know were deboned until I took a closer look at the packaging. You could keep it simple and go the EVOO route so if you don't care for them plain you can easily throw them into a dish for extra protein. You could also go for something like hot sauce or mustard. Sardines in tomato sauce are also popular. I've recently taken to Spanish style sardines, which are skinned and deboned and put in oil with a pepper and a slice of carrot & what I'm pretty sure is a pickle.

>>14599094
triscuit with dill

>>14601749
because its a cheap & convenient means of getting the taste of your moms pussy in your mouth, on the rare occasion your moms pussy isn't readily available

>>14601811
She's dead, and I'm guessing if you dig her up it'll taste nothing like sardines. Wanna try again?

>>14580022
based CIA shill

>>14601853
>shill
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of, Brandon. It makes you look like a cunt.

>>14575753
'Chovies are usually highly salted to the point that you're eating more salt than 'Chovie. I'd stick to listening to Bon Jovie than eating 'Chovies

>>14601826
no need to guess

>>14589533
Californian here, can confirm: i eat salmon.
Frying some smoked salmon is a great alternative to bacon tho.

>>14602288
>salmon
>bacon
>completely different foods
K.

>>14578949
>>14583889

Brunswick Kippers are some of the most consistently delicious and high quality canned fish I have ever had. I could eat that shit with any meal.

Plus, their packing plant is an hour from my house, so they're always in stock and cheap.

>>14602328
Well, great alternative when it comes to brekkie protein. I like using it b/c it gives me an excuse to add olives to my dish.

>>14580446
>>14580110
Tom Petty? I'm never mean on here....

>>14580110
Well not never but you get the idea.

>>14589599
That's because she's a deeply closeted lesbian

How do we feel about carmelized onions with deenz?

>>14579532
Sometimes it's the best you can get. Only deenz product I can get near me is Beach Cliff in mustard, eughhh. Actual cat food.

>>14599094
Whole grains

>>14594446
No offense but, godamn, that's a dystopian looking pic. Does your room's light have a green tint or am I just seeing things?

>>14602983
Makes no sense.

>>14603480
Why not?

>>14603473
It's just shitty under the cupboard florescent lights. I'm only realizing now that I never turned on my ceiling lamp.

>>14574778
The difference in quality, texture, size, and even olive oil differences can cause many deenz to vary wildly. If you can force yourself to like the cheap shit, you should love any you encounter. But King Oscar is a good quality to get started on. And if skin and bone isn't your thing (which is a nutritional crime) you can build yourself up off of skinless boneless cans.

>>14578088
you're just some red onion and garlic away from a nice faux-provencal dish

What are the best tasting brands?

>>14605370
>>14605370
deenz

>>14574764
Omega 3 is literally toxic, it's just pushed by advertising (by people such as the satanic glownigger gw bush through the zapata corporation and their holdings in the omegapure manufacturer).

>>14575273
On a saltine cracker with mustard is how my mom taught me.

>>14580022
Actually brainwashed, sad.

>>14601320
Just get the ASDA ones in tomato sauce for 40p they are the same

>>14601569
Are you Asian or a weeb?

>>14601752
Those look so good. Going grab a tin now