/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14573265
That is American made. I can tell by the bread. Also, the ketchup should be on the chips.
TRY HARDER DUMBERICAN.

>>14573265

bruh you literally have this shit
>>14562885
on the main page, you legally cannot defend american food

>>14573265
I'm american but I used to put fries in grilled cheeses
ketchup would have been a step too far though

>>14573265
No butter on the bread? That ain't British made. Stop posting fake British images that are clearly American.

Bread too big. No butter. Not British.
Also looks like shit oven chips. I get that they might have to do in a pinch but if you want a butty at least get chippy chips.

>>14573423
And proper bread and some butter. And don't forget the sauce goes on the chips.
This is a dismal imitation of a chip butty.

>>14573342
>>14573423
>>14573451
>>14573290
All right. Post an actually appetizing looking french fry sandwich. One that won't make me want to kill myself after eating it.

the levels of cope in this thread suggests its just layers of shitposting and false flagging
Nobody would defend this other than the cuck linking to anothet thread with >but no u

>>14573482
Do you want French fries or chips?

>>14573512
>cope
>cuck
You left out "seethe" from your 4chan buzzword repertoire. Stop slacking.

>>14573265
>american cuisine is better than british
congratulations

>>14573265
You've obviously never had a chip butty. They're amazing and I'm devastated my local chippy has shut down coz I'd love one

>>14573265
Bro what? I know it's a meme to shit on Angloids for shit like this but I love putting MacDonalds fries in a sandwhich with mayo or yellow mustard.
t. Floridian, if that makes any difference

>>14573265
No shit. We have every culture on the planet, including Mexico, which has the greatest cuisine of human history. Brits have Curry, Kebab, and Fish n Chips. Oh, and some stupid eel dish. Wow.

>>14573899
Order some fries from literally anywhere and put some bread on it, it's not exactly molecular gastronomy you fucking retard.

>>14573800
Why do normies do this? I’m back in my 4chan binge I go through every few months and all I see is “cope” and “seethe” everywhere. Do zoomers think trigger words actually work here like they do on Twitter?

Since when the fuck are Brits making fun of American food? Everyone on the planet knows that Britain has the worst food culture on the fucking planet.
Is this that thing where Americans think England and Europe are the same thing?

>>14574042
it's 90% /pol/tards venturing out from their home base, bunch of hiveminds parroting each other with buzzwords

the picture doesn’t matter you retards, french fries between any two slices of bread is gay and only gayer when you call it a “chip butty”

Americans please explain

>>14573990
You will watch your fuckin tone. People dont go to bars for overpriced beer do they? Stupid fuckin mutt faggot. I AM ANGRY

>>14574084
I see it on /b/ all the time now too. When you actually find a thread that isn’t porn and you express some thoughts, they just reply with “seethe.” Like ok retard, having fun on the Internet?

>>14573800
>>14574042
>>14574084
>>14574162
You guys get lost on the way to r*ddit?

>>14574147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wj9UmcjYk

>>14574180
Did you get lost of the way to gaping practice with your bull?

>>14574159
No, people go to bars to buy overpriced beer and attempt to get laid. Try to keep up.

>>14574199
Do you want to get lost in a furious ass whoopin? 233 PURE. Straight up

>>14574180
ironyyyyyyyy

American food is literally just british food perfected.

>>14574147
holy fuck that is based goddamn

>>14574359
I don't think you know what irony is.

>>14573482
>french fry sandwich

>>14573265
>posts a chip butty
>no brown sauce

>>14573800
dilate, troon

>>14574560
Hp is the only good brown sauce. You dont even need to say brown sauce just say hp. The rest may as well be shit

>>14574451
more like german (hamburgers and hotdogs)

>>14574526
>Chip: French Fry
>Butty: Sandwich

>>14573265
Truly the best invention since the sliced carb tiles.

>>14574578
Seethe, cope, cuck. Any more 4Chan buzzwords in your vocabulary?

>>14574147
I need to know where to get one of these.

>>14573265
looks like a bland savoury snack that can satisfy you a lil, not everything has to be cancerous fatty lard feed you pig nigger

>>14575130
u mad fagboy?

>>14575182
>fagboy
How fucking sad can you get? Get a life.

>>14574214
Pure gay

>>14575199
stay mad then, twink

>>14575181
Savory? This is the exact opposite of savory. This is carbs stacked on top of carbs. I'm not saying it has to be loaded with sugar or some shit, but this is like mixing vodka with tequila or something.

>>14575203
You dirty bitch. Say that to my fucking face. 447 E 13th St new york. Be here all night. Step on up

>>14575211
Twinkies are American food aren't they?

>>14575253
Americans feed off twinkies

>>14575251
Alright I'll be there in around 45 minutes, bringing my gun btw

>>14575316
pistol or rifle?

>>14575316
Everyone here is armed and they are rock hard. Toughest motherfuckers you will meet. Step on up

>>14575415
And then you riot when cops don't treat you like precious dolls.

>>14573265
name 1 (one) thing thats actually bad about a simple chip butty. its also not as if we tout it as the epitome of cuisine, unlike you fat cunts

>>14575440
Oh theres a riot tonight boy. You can count on that.

>>14575415
omw

>>14575415
If you're so tough, why do you need guns?

>>14575516
For what reason?

>>14575571
Everyone wants to rape you in the butt

>>14575553
Who said anything about guns, dipshit?>>14575571
Cuz you manlets need to start learning some respect.
>>14575519
Bitch ass

>>14575579
They only have to ask.

>>14575595
Imagine being so badly educated that you don't know the meaning of "armed". Then America wonders why the rest of the world laugh at them.

>>14575697
Imagine being such a brainlet that you think being armed just means carrying a gun. 18+ to post here

>>14575678
But that takes away the fun

>>14575734
So you think being armed means you're not a thalidomide?

>>14573291
That's definitely just shitty food. I've never seen ANYTHING that looks like that. I don't even know what that is. Your french fry or "chip" sandwich is a popular meal.

>>14575826
STEP ON UP. You said youd be here in 45 mins and that was 2 hours ago. Where the fuck you at?

>>14573265
wheres the butter?

>>14573290
>ketchup
NO ketchup

>>14575415
Uwu

>>14575826
WHERE YOU AT?

>>14576192
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>14573265
Of course not, American food is blatantly superior

>>14576219
Toast sandwich was invented to feed literal retards

>>14574214
Shame about the face. Maybe grow your beard out a bit more or something?

>>14576890
How about i grow my foot up your ass battyboy? Where u at?

>>14573291
that's from a finnish or estonian place iirc

>>14574147
Free advertising for Instagram. Someone paid through the nose for this, posted it on social media, they get attention, company gets attention, company gets paid, instagram gets ad revenue.
Everyone wins, its a cycle.

>>14573482
>French fry sandwich
Kek.
Retard.

>>14573482
>french fry sandwich.

>>14573451
Chip Butty?

Why do you name all of your sandwhiches like you are toddlers. And I thought cheese toasty sounded retarded.

>>14577693
Why are you Reddit spacing your posts?
Muscle memory?

>>14573265
>look up chip butty
>its fucking real

>>14577919
Hello new friend.
First day here?

>>14573482
>french fry sandwich.

>>14573780
>>14574526
>>14577508
>>14577516
>>14577943
Look at pic related. See those? Those are chips. Very thin slices of potatoes baked or fried until light and crunchy. They are not french fries, which are narrow potato tubes deep fried until crispy. Learn the difference. And get fucked, bongs.

>>14574147
At least it has color. British food seems to all be white, yellow, and/or brown.

>>14574147
Irish cuisine

>>14573482
>french fry sandwich.
ahahahahahahahaha

>>14573482
>french fry sandwitch

>>14578115
>>14578116
see>>14577982
and get fucked

>>14578298
That's wrong though.

No one in this thread has had a piece and chips and it truly shows

>>14573265
this should be tater tots with a slice of melted cheese on top.. possibly between toasted bread, choice of mustard, ketchup or maybe even both.

>>14573265
That is just chips on bread, a chip butty MUST have butter fucker.

>>14573482

>>14573482
>>14573780
>>14574526
>>14577508
>>14577516
>>14577943
>>14578115
>>14578116
Notice all these fags deflecting? It's because even they know there isn't an appetizing French fry sandwich to prove anon wrong, what a sad sack of faggots you all are LMAO I'm not going to appease you homos by calling it a chip butty either, eat my ass.

>>14578407
See
>>14578393

>>14578407
>>14578298
>>14577982
imagine being this upset over a chip butty ajajakajka literally bread with chips

>>14578383
>chips

>>14578306
Only if you're from prison island

>brits think their opinion on food matters one bit

>>14574147
Freedom isn't free.

>>14573265
British people have no right to say anything about anyone's food. They have the second worst food in the world, next to only New Zealand

Do bongs really?

>>14573265
How do you keep the fries from falling out?

>>14577693
Yet you eat TWINKIES and DING DONGS.

>>14580496
Isn't that American squeezy mustard that doesn't taste of mustard?

>>14580614
No. It was invented by an American and posted online pretending to be British.

>>14580623
What the fuck are hands and fingers?

>>14580614
During war time they did, ffs did you not read the wiki once it was open?

>>14580649
read >>14580643

>>14574590
For me, it's daddies

>>14580776
My favourite brown sauce. Bless you, my son.

>>14580776
Are you a Brit?

>>14580643
>>14580649
>brits embarrassed by their cringe attempts to claim credit for everything including 3 pieces of bread with the middle bread being burnt

>>14576192
>ingredients
Lmao they literally cum in the bread to give it flavor! And i thought the french won the crazy awards for eating piss soaked bread.

>>14580639
american, french or english mustard?

>>14578407
Based American Chad

>tfw national dish is a paki dish

>>14574147
what did they do with this afterwards? do you think they just threw it away?

>>14573290
>>14573342
>>14573423
>>14573451

the fact that you brits are arguing for the subtle nuances of a french fry sandwich only makes you look worse. Imagine.

>>14582438
Do you not know the difference between a chip and a french fry? Get back to school and get some glasses.

>>14582438
What's with the Rebbit spacing?

>>14583022
>Do you not know the difference between a chip and a french fry?
there is no difference you inbred anglo

>>14582322
What's that then?

>>14583025
And this just proves Dumbericans are poorly educated and pay for the privilege of being poorly educated. You can't teach dumb.

>>14583038
Tikki Marsala??????
Before you post crap, make sure it's correct.
Chicken Tikka Masala.
Marsala is a fucking fortified wine from Sicily.
You dumb twat.

>>14583061

who cares you limey fuck

>>14583044
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries

>>14583075
Wiki is for dumb fucks. You don't know the difference between chips and french fries? Are your eyes that bad? Are your taste buds that fucked up from all that sugar you put on everything?

>>14583109
they're both fried potatoes nigel

>>14583109
its a fried potato you fucking mong

>>14583117
So are roast potatoes, sauteed potatoes, your point is what?

>>14583121
see
>>14583186

French fries/ skinny fries are what you get in mcdonalds

chips are literally everything else

End of

>Ragging on chip butties

Fuck off you yank nonces

>>14583259
Even your food is inbred.

>>14573265
Make yourself a proper chip butty with brown sauce some time yank then come back and apologize.

>>14573265
Guys, guys, guys.

What's with the infighting? Really? We've got violent shitskin Muslims invading, Somalian lightbulb headed rapists.

You're arguing about this? Pitiful. You should be be getting ready for the race war pushed by globalist loxist Jews! Come on! Shitskins are flooding out countries and assaulting women and kids...

>>14573265
>no butter on the chip butty
yeah that's a fake version by yanks

>>14573265
I agree.
Same goes for Germans who eat frozen Pizza exclusively.

>>14578393
Looks disgusting.
That's borderline food gore.
t. German who eats frozen pizza and lasagna exclusively.

>>14573265
What the fuck is that shit. Pitiful yank imitation.
1. Should be on a roll/bap/call it whatever the fuck you want.
2. Butter.
3. Get your chips from the chippy, not the oven.
4. Brown sauce, or gravy or curry sauce from the chippy.

Dickhead.

>>14580776
>>14574590
>>14574560
>mfw brits call bottled poopoo "brown sauce"

>brits, using terms such as "chippy" and "butty" wonder why their cuisine is looked at as a joke
you're literally just a peg above mutts and that's it

>>14573265
Fries sandwich is delicious though

>>14577982

>slice up a potato
>call the slices chips

>bake chips in the oven at home
>call them fries

I mean, it's not like Americans don't know the meaning of the word "chip" given they use wood chippers.