/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14573655
Smoked salmon

My own shit

>>14573666
That's it I'm never eating smoked salmon again

Fuck you I'm no doing a greentext

When I was a kid I went to ljubljana with my parents. while I was there I ate some grilled shrimps. But they were overcooked to shit so I couldn't peal them. I slowly started to get incredibly angry and at one point I just said fuck it and ate them with head and all. It was awful but I was so angry that I couldn't care.

Taste thought was spinach at a restaurant where the cook fergot to actually cook the spinach. But because my parents didn't want to raise a picky eater I had to finish it. After I was almost done I puked on the floor and my dad tasted my food, only then did he believe me and said that I didn't have to finish it. We didn't even get our money back from the restaurant.

Only now I when I type this out I realize that these two stories are connected.

>>14573743
Tldr

>>14573743
tl;dr please greentext next time

>>14573743
>Omergerrrrd I ate raw SPIMACH and it almost KILLED ME guuyysss

>>14573666
I used to like smoked salmon, but nowadays its puts me off with the texture it has, it makes me feel like I'm eating strips of raw flesh.

>>14573743
You can eat raw spinach though? It's often used in salads.

>>14573758
Im pretty sure thats why people eat it

>>14573784
I thought it was for the taste?

>>14573797
Both are equally important

>>14573666
of course satan would say something like that

>>14573743
Tldr

Balut. Flips sort your culture out if you honestly think this heinous crime against cuisine is actually good.

>>14574798
Yuck!

>>14574798
Like a duck sardine

>>14573655
meekrob
https://southpark.cc.com/clips/152630/mee-krob

i think bananas are pretty bad

your moms pussy

Ris a la mande
It's a danish rice pudding that's traditional to eat on christmas eve and I can't fucking stand it, it literally makes me throw up if I have more than one spoonful and my parents tried to force it down my throat my entire childhood.

>>14573743
What a fucking retard in so many respects

eat monke

>>14577608
Do You have to Eat the Leaf????

>>14577608
well it looks pretty tasty
somewhat jizz like

>>14573655
Either my grandma's watered down chili or gumbo

my own shit
san pedro cactus

>>14577608
that bastardized French spelling is disgusting alright

I went out with a vegan girl last week. We went to a pizza place and got a vegan pizza. I've never had vegan cheese before, but it was by far the worst thing I've ever eaten. It looks and tastes fine, but the second it hits your mouth it melts into a snot/cum texture. I barely choked down two pieces to avoid making her feel bad. Yes I got laid.

>>14579146
Vegan cheese always makes me feel sick, like gi issues later. Vegan substitutions in general are revolting. I li,e a lot of vegan / veg food like chickpea burgers, curries and whatnot, but once you need a degree in food science and chemical engineering to understand the ingredients of something its like nah man i aint eatingnthat

>>14573655
Pongo

>>14579146
How do you know how cum feels in your mouth?

>>14579547
>he hasn't eaten his own cum before
Have some self respect.

>>14577657
It's just garnish bro, eat it or don't.
>>14577684
Most people like it, the reason I really hate it is that it's served at every Christmas party here without fail and there's this party game that's played where the chef hides an almond in the bowl and whoever gets it in their portion wins a gift, so everyone always looks at you like you're an anti-social weirdo when you say you don't want any.

>>14574798
/thread

>>14573655
durian

>>14579856
Is it really that bad?

>>14574798
do chinks really?

>>14573743
>no greentext
>just reddit spacing
fag

>>14573655
Chicken heart. I couldn't understand what the Balinese woman was saying but I bought it anyway because I heard chicken.

>>14581408
>chinks
Asia's M*xicans

>>14573655
Mochi made by a weeb in the last place I worked. Really gritty, like chewing sandpaper. Took every ounce of strength I had not to spit the one bite I took out. Even had that awful bean paste that nips have convinced themselves is "sweet".

Sauerkraut

Tried one of these microwave egg pachers last year. I did everything the instructions said and my eggs came out strange. About half way through the cooking I smelled burning plastic, then after the time finished the egg yolks had busted and completely cooked. The whites were like a hard rubber. I said fuck it and decided to eat them and upon my first bite I nearly vomited. I was overcome with the taste of raw chicken and burned plastic. I also noticed that the centers of the whites became blackened. The black parts felt stringy, and were slimy whilst also breaking of like a corpse that had been chared. The taste was imbeded into my taste receptors for days.

>>14581908
Fuck you

>>14582421
Never understood this. Cooking eggs takes 3 minutes max if you flash fry them

>>14583907
fuck sour cabbage and fuck germany

>>14577608
how's that different from any other rice pudding, except for the jam which is delicious?
>>14577657
looks like it's mint anon, don't be like that (retarded)

>>14573655
one time at a nice-ish restaurant i ordered a mussel dish which was cooked with squid ink. the entire plate looked beach sludge after an oil spill, absolutely disgusting. mediocre taste, too. i still don't know what the fuck they were thinking

Cold rare steak at my cousin's wedding

>>14573743
didn't read lol

>>14573655
I fucking hate ham

>>14584351
>i still don't know what the fuck they were thinking
And what were you? Never had squid ink before?

>>14585017
it's good when you're the only person eating it. just carve some and put it on toast, that's the way i prefer it.

>>14581704
Chicken heart is tasty, though.

>>14581908
Cringe

>>14573655
I have no idea why but I have a major aversion to eggs.

I don't know why but it's everything about them. Taste, texture, look, and most importantly smell. It makes me sick and I don't know why.

>>14573655
I have a dude that supplies me with ecological eggs and real free range chickens. The eggs are ok, but the chickens are fucking gross. First of all, the skin is still full of small feathers that you have to burn by yourself on the flame of your stove, the skin is also incredibly tough and yellow. The chickens stink, they are way too thin and small even though they are 4 months old when I get them.
The meat is rubbery, even gamey and full of veins, which makes it absolutely disgusting when you peel one from between your teeth.You have to boil /brine the chicken before you do anything with it, because otherwise it would take hours to make the simplest of roasts.
The chlorine washed , industrial raised chicken might be bad for you, but I still prefer it over farm chickens.

>>14586278
Con men even in ecologilical socieaty.
Well. Well
(semibrunk, sorry for misspells)

>>14586294
What the fuck anon? Do I need to call 9/11?

>>14573655
I think I ate some sort of infection posing as cheese at a Chinese buffet once.

>>14586421
>>14586421
What does this even mean?

>>14573743
>Taste thought was spinach at a restaurant where the cook fergot to actually cook the spinach. But because my parents didn't want to raise a picky eater I had to finish it. After I was almost done I puked on the floor and my dad tasted my food, only then did he believe me and said that I didn't have to finish it.

>>14573743
god ur a bitch
uncooked spinach tastes like nothing

>>14584112
rice pudding is cringe, bread pudding is much better

>>14586294
it took me forever to work out what this stroke victim was trying to say

>>14586528
Really, like Forever? Maybe you should start defing 'forever'

>>14586552
go to bed

>>14573743
U threw up on the floor because you ate uncooked spinach? Are you autistic?

>>14586555
Are you telling or ordering?
You know, we dont gief a shit

>>14586510
>>14573743

>After I was almost done I puked on the floor and my dad tasted my food
It's all bad, but this is some really unfortunate phrasing

>>14586565
Uh, oh, the strokey boy is going schizo on us

>>14586587
Huh, How the sbhizo here?
Learn facta

>>14573655
A candle

>>14585084
Maybe it was specifically that preparation. Came in a little cone of paper with some rice. The heart itself was very mushy a little bit like pate.

>>14586519
bread pudding is based af

A donut from a shop in flip land. It was so stale I chipped a tooth. Surprisingly the cat-on-a-stick I had was better. Like duck but less greasy
Flips need to sort those shot out. They’re like the Africa of Asia

>>14585017

Fucking this. I'll eat bacon or other pork all day, but fuck ham.

I ate spoiled lentils once. When I was reheating them the texture was weird but I thought it was because they were in the fridge. When I ate the first bite I thought they tasted bad because my brother used too much onion, but at the third bite the aftertaste was so disgusting that I knew for sure they weren't fit for human consumption. In hindsight I should've realized sooner, especially because of the smell, but I don't like wasting food.

>>14574798
Mine is Filipino too. I got some type of red pork sloppa from a roadside stand with locals eating there. Figured I could take it too. The food was stored and served at room temperature. Needless to say I spent the rest of the week pissing out of my ass.
Fast food is weird there too, McSpaghetti with sugar in. It's the land that taste forgot

>>14573655
Went to Mexico on a planned group trip with my friends that was gonna last 2 weeks. Had to come back home 2 days in.
Mexican food is lowlife poorfag shit. So is Italian but at least they have complementary flavors.
Dont even get me started on mexican open markets with all the shit flies flying around the meats, cheeses and vegetables.
I'm not american and I'd choose their version of mexican food over the authentic one.

>>14585770
different palate anon. I know a friend who legit retches when smelling anything coconut.

>>14586278
Sorry anon, you got a bad deal. Sounds more like hen than chicken

>>14577608
dræb dig selv eller skift til sverige din forræder

Mushrompizza from a local gas station

>>14589560
That reminds me of a terrible Hawaiian "pizza" I got from a cheap shitty place once, it was disgusting. The dough was undercooked, the pineapple was brown, had an alcoholic aftertaste and it had a ton of it, the "ham" was so thin you could look through it and only resembled real ham in color, it didn't taste like anything but it reeked.
I'm not a picky eater at all and I always try to finish what I order, but that time I gave up after a few bites.

>>14573670
This isn't food silly

>>14573743
I'm picturing a kid eating shrimps whole while scowling and pouting

>>14573743
Tl:dr

>>14573655
Cantelope, it's terrible.

>>14573764
it was the shrimps dude.
yeah raw spinachioes is way better

I once tried popcorn dipped in everclear 96%.
never again. pure poison

>>14590807
technically it's leftovers.

>>14573743
I do this except with hard boiled eggs

When I can't peel them or when the whites start chipping off with the shell I get incredibly angry

And instead of just eating the whole thing I throw it into the garbage and start over with a new egg

>>14590893
Not true

>>14590943
Put them in the water before it boils, then put em in a collinder and run cold water over them for 30 seconds to a minute. Also vinegar in the water will help them separate from the membrane. You're welcome.

>>14579146
Did her pussy taste different than omnivorous girls?

>>14585770
Are you a ghost,bro?

>>14573655
Escargot, the Fr*Nch and their food is disgusting

>>14581908
Incorrect.

>>14585017
ham has a large spectrum of quality thats probably why

>>14585017
Try Gammon instead

>>14573655
I don't remember if I was drunk or sick but I made Mac and cheese and added too much salt to the point where I could barely force myself to eat it

>>14591646
You use sugar to balance the salt

>>14591042
It actually tasted better from what I remember, at least less musty, which is saying something because we had been walking around an bunch outside before hand.

>>14591980
That's not how food works, salt and sugar don't magically cancel eachother out, he would end up with very salty very sweet Mac.

>>14590987
>>14590943
steam them, its fucking magic, put about an inch of water in the pot and bring to boil, put a colander or something to hold the eggs above the water, cover and cook for 11 minutes (for creamy center).
take out eggs and let cool in water.
they will peel the easiest you've ever tried, try it.

>>14593505
Will do fellow egg fag.

>>14577608
Reminded me of the various times I had ambrosia salad but the difference is that when my relatives made it, they used canned fruits and made it drown in the sauce.
Never touched the stuff.

I can't think of a dish that stands out in particular, but I think raw carrots are disgusting. They taste bad and they're so dry that they stick to your mouth and tongue and you're just sitting there chewing on them.

>Me and a few friends spend week at a time share by the beach
>One friend insists on cooking his "cranberry chicken" for dinner one night
>Buys canned tomatoes and canned cranberry sauce
>Dumps the cranberry and tomatoes into a crock
>Puts raw chicken in there
>Puts in the oven
>Pulls it out 20 minutes later
>Still raw
>Puts it back in for another 10 minutes
>Takes it out again, still raw
>Puts it back in the oven for another 10 minutes
>Takes it out a 3rd time, still slightly raw
>Puts it back in a 4th time
>Just barely cooked enough, tell him to quit, it's good enough
>Terrible combination of flavors, no seasoning, poorly baked chicken
That was night one and we didn't let him in the kitchen for the rest of the week.

>>14573743
please go back
no one cares faggot

>>14573743

>>14579547
He was dating a vegan "girl"

>>14588466
Pagpag

>>14573655
ranch dressing and only ranch dressing

>>14585084
I went on holiday to China and went to a Quanjude roast duck restaurant. All parts of the duck are cooked, I ate a ducks heart, it did not taste good. You can try a ducks brain, as the head is cut in two down the middle.

>>14573655
man Michelle O. really let herself go...

>>14595466
cringe

>>14579547
A good chef tastes his own food

>>14595804
does this apply to other professions? No. So I don't believe you

>Be 3rd world citizen
>parents buy black sausage
>pungent smell upon cooking
>give it a try since most sausages are tasty
>pungent taste, also has some rice inside of it
>this is "rellena" anon, skin is regular cow intestines, however the insides are cow blood and rice!

>>14573655
microwaved frozen fish and slimy spinach akin to hospital food at an upscale restaurant
wish i was kidding

>>14573743
probably just rucula, its quite bitter for a type 2 american

>>14577608
>It is made out of rice pudding mixed with whipped cream, vanilla, and chopped almonds; and is usually served cold with a warm cherry sauce

Sounds fucking delicious

>>14573655
>Be me
>Go to Mexican buffet
>Place must double as Chinese buffet on different days
>Try some soup that was mislabeled as Hot & Sour soup
>it was actually Mexican Tripe soup

I ate Mexican Tripe soup. Tripe is cow stomach/intestines.

>>14586278
try making a stew/sancocho with those

>>14573655
I was retarded and forgot to put onionized carbonara in the fridge before falling asleep. Woke up and had some for breakfast, shit had gone maximum rancid. I ended up being food poisoned by myself for a brief moment before I hewed spew in the loo.

Lasagna

>much more of an autist as a kid
>mom largely ignored or enabled it
>dad doubled down on exposing me to triggers
>for the most part worked or didn't hurt (socialization, cold weather/sunlight, loud sounds, etc.)
>backfired a few times
>be like 6 or 7
>stepmom makes food that night
>hyper-used to fast food from mom working nights
>often prefer standing in the corner to eating stepmom's food
>not terrible cook, I'm just autist
>makes (apparently good) lasagna one night
>despise the mouthfeel (again, autism)
>spit it out
>dad instantly gets furious
>hold himself back so the family can finish eating
>say nothing while I wait
>expect to stand for a long time
>not this time
>dad tells me I can't leave until I finish
>9 hours later
>won't let me go to bed
>they reheat it
>super tired, so try to force down a bite with water
>makes it down throat
>vomit that bit onto plate
>pounding headache
>dad cleans vomit part from plate
>drinking water to keep me awake/less hungry
>dad stops letting me have refills
>a few hours later try again the last water left
>vomit all over plate
>dad gets absolutely pissed and belts me
>still keeps me up for the night
>still have it as the only meal for the weekend
>went the whole weekend without anything but a couple of saltines each meal
>pretty sick for the next few days
>constant headaches
>dad thinks its bullshit to get another meal
>pavlovian response kicks in hard
>can't eat pasta, loose ground beef, or even pizza for years
>slowly gain back the rest
>lasagna still makes me bit nauseous looking at it

And yeah I can eat lasagna now, but it still makes me nauseous despite it having an unoffensive taste.

>>14573655
Beet aspic
Every bit as disgusting as I expected.

>>14577608
You shut the fuck up right now you fucking pleb. Risalamande is the best dessert and nothing beats getting tipsy on port wine and eating this until you get the unchopped almond and subsequent present on Christmas Eve while having fun with your fammalam

>>14596900
It is buddy. Especially 'cause it's only eaten on Christmas Eve so it brings back sweet memories of childhood - unless you had a shitty childhood like >>14577608

>>14596921
>Tripe is cow stomach/intestines.
Yes, and that's the most disgusting thing you've eaten?

>>14596872
You never had eaten blood sausages before?

Why is the board about food full of babies that can't stand anything that isn't chicken tendies?

>>14577608
>>>14597063
Ris à la Malta is gay. Risgrönsgröt cooked with cream, garnished with plenty of cinnamon (+ clover), splashed with milk and jam is the real way to enjoy Yule. Hide an almond for the festivity's sake. Really rustic and homey, not that ghey mediterranean shit.

>>14597073
desu I eat rice pudding on a regular basis with rhum and dried raisins
but this sounds like a light dessert

>>14597063
PS: Risgrynsgröt.

This thing I make they I like to call “spicy daddy salad”
>grilled chicken breast marinaded in ghost pepper and hotter than hot Texas Pete hot sauce for at least 2 hours
>a bunch of greens and spring mix from Kroger
>croutons
>kens creamy Caesar dressing
>little bit of bacon bits and fried onions

I fill up a giant bowl and mix it all together and eat that every day. I’ve dropped from 226lbs to 203 currently by eating this OMAD and I absolutely LOVE the flavors of it. Unfortunately it absolutely devastates my body and produces such painful cramps and burning diarrhea I think it might kill me eventually. I’m going to make one in a few minutes, and I guarantee that before the night is over I’ll have a dooky explosion with leaves still readily visible in the toilet. I’ll post updates as I go tonight.

>>14597091
How do you go from "riz au lait" to "Risgrönsgröt " ?

>>14597104
By being LOLZORZ-level epic.

>he doesn't know the difference between risalamande and ris à la Malta
>he doesn't know that mandelgave is originally Danish and then the Swedes copied the concept (although they couldn't afford presents so they just said "you'll get married within the year"
>he unironically puts oranges in his rice pudding

>>14597104
based Dane here to explain
>riz au lait
>riz à la mande (rice pudding with almonds)
>risalamande
>...
>Ris a la Malta, put in oranges?

>>14597154
Talking about "Risgrönsgröt" tho
weird shit

also it's "à l'amande"

>>14597147
Whatever the difference is between sluddered-speech ris à la Malta and it in itself is inconsequentially, as they are both ass.
With regards to mandelgift, giving presents is gay. Being married is better.
Also, no sane man puts orange in his rice grits, I have no idea what implicates for its inclusion in the ordeal of a nice bowl of risgrynsgröt.

>>14597097
>I’ll post updates as I go tonight.

>>14597097
Here it is in all its glory.

>>14597097
based

>>14597458
Looks like a nice salad! Well done anon.

>>14597554
>shitposting outside of the jay

>>14597761
Compliments were genuine though.
Here's some spontaneous dish I cooked out of beef, dairy and tons of veggies some long time ago.

A spoiled mushroom Swiss sandwich from Zaxby's. I took one bite and it fucked my weekend right up.

>>14597039
I’m genuinely sorry this happened to you man. I don’t know anything about that kind of upbringing but I’ll probably be thinking about it for a while. I hope things are better for you.

They served up some scallops wrapped in bacon at my senior formal in college. I'm a sucker for scallops so I had like 4. I ended up puking my guts out next to a statue of the virgin mary and was sick for a few days after.

I still love scallops

>>14597039
this hurt to read anon, i hope you're in a much better place now.

>>14574798

I'm an adventurous eater but i can't imagine ever eating balut.

burnt egg.
burnt toast.
raw tomatoes.
wet, shitty, wonderbread style bread.
I've had some gnarly casseroles before.

Canned oysters
I never had so much stomach pain at one time

Kielbasa soup

>>14585017
I dunno man a nice honey glazed ham on Christmas is always so comfy to me.

Oatmeal made from real oats
It’s so fucking bland

Anything my dad has ever cook since I was a child has been an abomination/abortion, the way he perceives food is autistic and wrong

>>14599129
Raw tomatoes are delicious

>>14597039
holy shit your dad's a cunt

>>14573758
I'm not homophobic and I appreciate everyone's personal tastes but...

F A G

>>14573655
8 years ago during new years my grandma made her delicious tamales, ate like 3. At around 3am my stomach kept churning, I tried to ignore it by watching some late-night dbz. Not even joking, it was the episode were cell barfs. Fell asleep but woke up at about 4am and instantly barfed all over the bed.
After this I couldn't eat tamales normally for 2 years.

Apart from that no other food item has come close to making me feel that sick

>>14586278
Dude, the guy has no idea what the fuck he's doing.

>skin still full of small feathers
He didn't pluck them correctly.

>Skin incredibly tough and yellow
You most likely got a different breed or an old chicken, they're likely good for stewing.

>The chickens stink
Probably feeds them fish-based protein. Their diet is what makes them stink.

>They are way too thin and small
Probably doesn't feed them enough, or it's a type of a slow growing breed.

You can get better chickens from local farmers which don't do industrial farming.

>>14573743
I feel like I can speak for my friends in Ljubljana when I say you should just never come back. If you do, there are plenty of McDs to cater to your delicate tastes.

>>14585017
>>14591454
>>14591160
try deep fried spam with cheese.

>>14573655
cold korean beef noodles.
>https://www.koreanbapsang.com/naengmyeon-cold-noodles/

ure moms pussy

also some tripe dish in peru

>>14597039
your dad is a psycho, hopefully you turned out better than him

>school has sandwiches for sale
>Get one with funny brown bread
>$5 but whatever I'm hungry as fuck and want a sandwich
>take a bite
>Bread is sour as fuck and bitter
>Try to man up but end up spitting it out
>Eat the ham and cheese only In shame as passerbys give me weird looks
I was told it was sourdough, fuck sourdough

>>14600013
sourdough is the only edible american bread for me, because everything else has so much sugar. you went from what is basically a type of cake to sourdough without going through the intermediate step, which is bread made from normal yeast but without added sugar.

inb4 "the sugar makes it rise", yeast does fine with the starches in the flour.

>>14599412
Tripe is so gross, why do people eat it?

I like tripe. Especially in pho. But every single time I try Menudo, it fucking tastes like shit. Literal feces shit. Every time. Every restaurant, every mom and pop taco truck.

Why do people like shit soup?

>>14599412
>dish in peru

Peru's cuisine is shite, they have next to none food hygiene standards

orangutans seem like bros

>>14597039
It was the same for me but with lentils which we had a ton of because we were poor as fuck and my mom would overcook the lentils which totally ruins the taste of it. It was more like a mush than a stew.
My mom wouldn't let me off the table until I ate everything and if I still didn't she'd get my dad to belt me

>>14574794
>tl;dr
Lurk moar, newfags.

>>14601343
Because it's cheap and they come from a culture that doesn't consider organ meat disgusting. I think it's pretty tasty with garbanzo and chorizo.

>>14584016
Found the Belgian

>>14585017
Ham is the duke of meat
Right behind steak and your grandmas roast you can never replicate but miss dearly on sundays

>>14601955
They are, actually. They're some of the most intelligent and chill of the monkey senpai. Sadly, this gets them in trouble with bad humans. It makes me very sad for them because they're so cool. Believe it or not, octopus are kinda the same too. Young ones are very curious and friendly with humans if you are too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc

>>14573655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fufu

>>14573743
>force down overcooked shrimp with skin, heads and tails on out of pure spite
>still threw up from fucking raw spinach
holy shit, maybe you just weren't angry enough, lol

>>14601955
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ken_Allen

>>14599226
>autistic and wrong
Care to elaborate?

>>14590897
I audibly jej'd

>>14573655
mole on enchiladas

>>14602015
I've never had it, why it was disgusting? From the description it seems pretty harmless, at worst it seems like it would be flavorless and maybe have a weird texture.

>>14602239
Mole is gross. It's boiled chili peppers with a brick of Abuelita chocolate and put into a blender.

4th grade lunchroom chicken nuggets. I dont even wanna know what they were made of. Fuck im getting queasy typing this... it looked ok from the outside, but the inside was like chunky paste, kinda like oatmeal but vaguely chicken flavored with weird unidentifiable crunchy bits. Of course i didnt know that until it was already in my damn mouth.

>>14597039
I hope you die in a lasagna fire.

>Stuck on tiny island
>Only thing good to eat is seafood
>Sick of the familiar stuff like snapper, want something cheap
>All the locals buy juvenile crevalle jack, figure they must be ok, get weird looks from the fishmonger
>Try a simple breaded recipe
>Fucking awful bony, bitter shit. I made sure it was clean too.
Stuck to fish I knew after that.

>>14597089
>>Tripe is cow stomach/intestines.
>Yes, and that's the most disgusting thing you've eaten?

To me, yes. I guess you had to be there, and seen the pieces of tripe. Normally, I'd post a related pic, but for some reason recently anytime I attach a pic to a post, the post never shows up.

Then again, I am from New Orleans, and I love crayfish, which disgusts a lot of people, and lots of other cajun cuisine that seems to be frowned upon.

>>14597089
he said black sausage, may be different from blood sausage

>>14602388
It does not have to be. In fact, your average mole has no real discernible sweetness, maybe a hint if you really look for it. The only exception being "Poblano" mole, that shit's candy.

>>14582421

>>14582421
They must of had baby chicken in them

>>14573655
Going through chemo will just about make you avoid any of the foods you tried to eat during treatment. I fucking hate all chocolate, ham, canned spaghetti, Arby's, McDonald's, Cheezits and coffee now. Never again.

>>14582421
why do people microwave eggs when they take two minutes tops in a pan?

>>14585770
i was in the same boat for years anon. i didnt start eating eggs until my late 20s, because of a terrible experience eating scrambled eggs when i was a child. i changed sides when i accidentally ordered a gourmet burger that had an over easy egg on it, i didnt even notice until i was halfway finished, and realized that i was disgusted with eggs because of how they were cooked, nit the food itself. over hard or scrambled still disgusts me with its sulfur flavor and rubbery styrofoam texture, but a runny over easy or sunny side up is a pillowy, buttery, fluffy wonder.

>>14601967
>and my mom would overcook the lentils which totally ruins the taste of it. It was more like a mush than a stew.
I always wonder how they can put up with it if the kids can't. Even if kids are picky eaters, wouldn't her or your Dad find it offputting as well?

>>14601415
i feel the same way. The broth is what kills it for me, it just takes like absolutly rancid pepper water.

>>14604044
It was their backwards way of trying to teach me and my siblings to be frugal and not waste anything, I suppose. Burnt toast, eat it anyway. If it has mold, you eat it anyway.
Very spartan.

>>14573655
Sesame oil
One drop of it in food and it's all I can taste and it makes me sick

>>14599203
The secret is a pinch of salt

>>14602627
They were probably using them as bait

>>14597097
Bro just stop marinating it In ghost pepper sauce

Vegan peanut noodles. Tasted exactly like vommit.

>>14573655
Congee and pork floss, I usually try to finish food I don't like, but man, I could not do it. It's like textureless grits and hair. Had to tell my couchsurfing host that it just wasn't for me.

>>14599203
>real oats
As opposed to what?

>>14581908
>this nigga scared of pickles

>>14573655
monke bad bana

>>14597039
Sorry to hear that, anon. Hope you made it out.

>>14573743

take a load of this weakling

>>14574798
If it was just an egg, that'd be fine. I don't want to eat some half developed embyro though, the fuck

I hate mangos. They smell and taste like cat piss. I gag instantly upon mangos and mango flavor.

>>14597458
legit looks delicious

>>14606949
>taste like cat piss

>>14597097
What the fuck did I just read

>>14595451
Had pigeon in Hong Kong. Its brain was pretty good.

>>14598706
Get them fresh and you can eat them raw. Really good with some dijon or some olive tapenade.

>>14587404
pate anything is almost always bangin

>>14573743
REDDIT

GO BACK

>>14573743
Came here to say shrimp eyeballs and someone beat me to the punch? I'm impressed.

>>14582421
microwavable plastic is fake? just boil them.

>>14573655
I was on a road trip with my family through europe. at one point we stopped in Poland.
at the camping site there was a snack booth staffed by two old ladies. very old ladies.
they served the worst hot dog I have ever eaten in my life. the bread was hard as rock, and the sausage so cold and greasy it could easily be mistaken for a slug. I was starving, so of course I ate it. but to this day, I wonder if those two old ladies were trying to kill me.

>>14573655
Everything

>>14573655
An expired MRE i found in the storage room of an old army barracks. The mashed potatoes had the same consistency and texture as sand. Im not exactly sure how old it was but i did find a copy of windows 3.1 on a floppy next to it.

>>14581908
Faggot

>>14583958
because boomers are helpless retards

>>14597039
I hope I never have retard ass kids like you. It's lasagna you fucking fag.

I hate organ fruit

> be me
> both my parents can't fucking cook
> my mom used to make "broccoli soup" for dinner sometimes
> it tastes like warm water
> i ask her how she made it
> "oh anon, i just blended some water and broccoli. so simple eh?"

>>14612915
Meant organ meat of course

The first time I made daal was probably the worst. My friend was in charge of chicken thighs. We were both super stoned and the thighs were undercooked blood water everywhere and my daal was like eating broken glass. I feel the worst for our one friend that wasn’t stoned that had to eat that shit. Degenerates, don’t be one.

>>14573655
Liver...I can't stand the taste even though it doesn't smell bad. For me, the bitter metallic taste is very similar to blood.

>>14573655
Some shitty tamales my mom made in the middle of the night while sleep walking. I've never been a picky eater and this was during the time where I was living off of shitty bland frozen foods so it was impressive how she managed to make something I found utterly disgusting.

>>14579146
Why didn't you just order Pizza Marinara?

>>14597039
Beat your dad

>>14601415
Never had Menudo, how does it compare to niu za (the Chinese dim sum dish)? They seem kinda similar at first glance.

>>14613454
You have to soak it in milk for an hour before cooking, then bread before frying.

>>14613604
>tamales my mom made in the middle of the night while sleep walking.

That's incredibly dangerous

Ever? Maybe a watermelon that had something seriously wrong with it. It was black on the inside. My dad said we wouldn't eat it because it was rotten, and I insisted on trying it. i threw up.

More recently? The only thing I really disliked was one chutney I had in Mumbai. The rest of the food I had on that trip was good, but there was one chutney I found utterly foul.

>>14581908
Simpering limp-wristed queer

>>14593654
This shit is so gross. Had to beg my mom to stop making it.

>Went to Ruby Tuesdays
>Ask for a "Roasted Salad"
>The came back with burnt lettuce leafs
Try something new they said....

>>14573666
I love smoked salmon, and its great on a salad.

>>14573666
>>14573681
>>14581908
>>14582421
>>14584016
>>14584526
>>14590850
>>14597039
>>14594852
>>14599203
>>14611106


kill yourself tastelets

>>14612879
Even if a kid is retarded and a fag, belting for not eating eating something sounds even more retarded.
If they're hungry enough they'll eat it eventually, and if they don't that's not something a belt is going to fix.

>>14585084
chicken hearts are awesome

>>14597039
we really should just kill autistic people, they're fundamentally defective

>>14602638
>crayfish disgusts people
wut

>>14577608
Lige en påmindelse om at vi stadig har dødstraf for landsforræderi.

>>14612488
>windows 3.1
>a floppy
Calling bullshit. That took 4 floppies.

>>14573666
Based

>>14617205

>>14573743
I eat whole grilled shrimp sometimes, I eat the tails basically always. That's good chitin right there, why waste it?

Roommate used some bottled vodka pasta sauce and it tasted exactly like you got shitfaced on takka and threw up creamy half-digested pasta.

>>14598706
>school dance in college
Lmao what kind of gay ass, probably unaccredited "school" did you go-
>statue of virgin Mary on campus
LOL I think I get it now

>>14573655
Natto. I get that it's one of the healthiest things you can eat but my god it tastes,smells, feels and looks like something a human should never eat. It really violates all the senses.

>>14615581
>reddit spacing
please go back

>>14573758
You are.

>>14573743
They shouldn’t give Serbs access to the internet

>>14599273
kek

>>14603712
Hope you're doing OK Anon.

>>14620193
Formal, not a dance. There's a difference. Seethe

>>14601415
>not having a mom who knows how to make menudo
My mom cleans it twice and skims the fat off. She only makes white menudo since red is shit.

>>14620296
>zero regard for proper grammar
Please follow him.

>>14573655
pork organ soup

>>14574798
Balut is unironically one of the most delicious things on this planet, I will boldly defend balut after being converted.

>>14581726
If you don't think Anko is sweet you're beyond fucking help. It's literally just beans and loads of sugar, it's the very definition of sweet.

>>14588469
tl;dr anon is a weak bitch, cannot even handle a modicum of foreign food

>>14599407
that shit is delicious you nonce

>>14599412
>>14601343
faggy tendy boys

>>14602388
that's not mole you retard,you left out 3/4 of the ingredients

>>14586294
and you're only semibrunk, maybe stick to beers anon

>>14620236
you aren't meant to eat it by itself

>>14573655
ate some pretty horrible shit over the years, but the one that stands out was scrambled eggs on a Lufthansa flight. Couldn't eat eggs for nearly a decade afterwards

>>14573655
my grandmother on my mothers side goulash
it was absolutely vile

>>14579526
I don't think there's anything weird in vegan cheeses save for maybe some preservatives
The ingredients lists aren't that crazy if you look at them

>>14622676
>he thinks this is ok

Surströmming

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PCjHbYYoJQ

>>14622993
Flip here. Yes, that is very ok.

>>14573655
Shot and roasted a gull once when we were out hiking/camping.
They eat trash and they taste like trash. Unbearably nasty stuff.
I want to say that I would only eat gull again if I were genuinely starving but I actually don't think I'd be able to keep it down anyway.
Thankfully, we also bagged a hare which was much more palatable.

>>14613454
I don't hate liver but I wouldn't eat it unless I really had to, but it smells fantastic when its cooking, sometimes I walk into the house and ask what smells good only to have my spirit crushed when my mother tells me its actually liver and onions and not something good.

Earthworms, I was homeless, they go mental when you put them in your mouth

>>14596921
Like Menudo? I had it once not knowing what it was, only finding out when my folks told me on finishing the bowl. Pretty good honestly

>>14573743
>Taste thought was spinach at a restaurant where the cook fergot to actually cook the spinach
are you actually retarded?

>>14585017
fucking kill yourself. Christmas ham, scalloped potatoes, green beans, mashed potatoes, stuffing. Can you tell im fat?

Lol my shitty meme thread lasted over a week.

>>14614154
Is the milk discarded afterwards, or incorporated into the food like some sort of broth. if not, can it be done?

>>14625246
It's chilled and you drink it as a beverage with dinner

>>14573743
based childhood memories

My gf has a big extended family so we always go to her grandmas house out in the sticks for thanksgiving. Grandma makes the turkey and does it well but all the aunts and uncles make big side dishes. Theres a greenbean casserole and cornbread casserole that these two fucking aunts always make and they are literal slop no flavor no seasoning just slop texture it tastes like they dont even slat the fucking things just greenbean and mush and fucking regular cornbread with corn fucking blended into mush. Its the worst shit ive ever had in my life and they always ask me how it tastes because i wolf it down so fast they think i love it but i cant be a cunt and tell them their food is shit or my gf will cry. I hate casseroles so god damn much now its fucking unreal

>>14625746
Why are women so bad at living?

>>14625652
Why do I bother having genuine inquiries about cooking if you gotta be faggots about it.

>>14626866
You just discard it. If you want to make a bechamel or something go ahead, but there aren't any fixed rules.

>>14624487
I felt this in my mouth as I read, wtf

>>14594220
anon you fucking peel them first, are you fucking serious right now?

>>14597039
wtf is wrong with boomers
they should all be shot

>>14601343
it's fine for an organ meat

>>14628638
The peel is the most nutritious part of the carrot. If you're eating them raw might as well eat the peel.

>>14573655
Muslim kebabs in London that had a murdered little white girl in them, a racial hatred fueled murder.

Way too chewy.

>>14573743
Do Americans really?

one time my roommate tried to make some kind of asian chicken, and made my friends and i huge bowls of it. idk what it was actually supposed to be but she made a “homemade” sauce that consisted of tons of ketchup, mustard, vinegar and idk what else. the sauce was so thick and ketchupy and there was no good way to remove some of it from the chicken without it being obvious. she fucking watched us all eat it and it was the most nauseous i ever felt while eating something.

>>14591993
I went out with a vegan girl for a long time and she has the stinkiest ass and pussy I've ever smelled.

>>14602627
The Portuguese here go crazy for wrasse despite how bony it is, the trick is to stew it for hours until the bones are so soft you don't notice. Only difference is wrasse at least tastes good

>>14603712
Did you try stick to things you hate or did you like them before?

This nasty fuck.

>>14619474
Not him but they are great, especially cooked directly on ashes

>>14628748
Go back to /pol/ not everything needs to be about your black cock fetish

>>14585017
Found the fucking idiot, everybody

>>14606949
ur loss

>>14620236
I unironically love it. Whipping the shit out of the natto after drizzling the little packs on top makes the texture, to me at least, way more palatable.

>>14629138
F

>>14573655
ur mom lol

>>14602638
>from new orleans
>calls them crayfish
>refers to cajun rather than creole
bullshit

>>14573655
Whale, never again