/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14566596
Slop o shit

huh?

>>14566596
This is literally a /b/ thread and you've been reposting it here every fucking day.

>>14566612
>"waahhhhh, why don't people ONLY post the stuff that I want?"
actual fucking manbaby

for me it is the mcchicken, the best last food sandwich

>this thread again
Oh well, I'll lurk. There's bound to be an original post eventually.

>>14566596
cockjuice of the president

>>14566596
>What are you having for your last meal?
Barack Obama's still-beating heart.

>>14566596
A bottle of Jack Daniel's, a bag of doritos sweet and spicy, and a pack of menthols.

>>14566639
Shoo shoo negro

imagine dying while feeling like a bloated whale

>>14566720
>Ooo!! Burpp.. that hit the spot!! *Braaaaàaaaaaaaaaäaaaap* alright boys let er rip!!! *Bzzhhzhzhzhzhhzhzhzt* *brrrraaaaaaaaaapapapapapapapapapapapappapapapap*

Sushi (nigiri and fried crab maki), lobster roll, carnitas and a lemon sorbet.

>>14566596
Spicy curry, wanna make a nice messy mess for the state morticians as my last going away present.

>>14566697
Obama doesn't have a heart

>>14566596
a pack of cigarettes, and a pack of gum.

>>14566596
How many more times are you faggots going to make this thread?

Peach seeds

>>14566596
2 fried chicken thighs, root beer float, cucumber kimchi, 2 lemon crepes, and a lobster tail with lemon butter

>>14567107
At least once more for you, pumpkin. <3

Edit: Thanks for the gold!!!11

>>14566596
That one looks pretty good

Steak with Alaskan King Crab legs and buttered asparagus. I fucking love onigiri, so I'd want one or two of those. Preferably stuffed with tuna and mayo with fresh crunchy nori. Maybe some unsweetened iced tea to wash it all down with and a slice of pecan pie a la mode for dessert. I'd go to my grave happy with that.

>>14566704
No alcohol or drugs

A Full English Sunday Roast

>Unsmoked back bacon
>Cumberland sausage
>Roast lamb
>Eggs
>Roast potatoes
>Yorkshire puddings
>Mushrooms
>Spring greens
>Roast parsnips and carrots
>Sage and onion stuffing
>Gravy
>Mint sauce
>English mustard
>Brown sauce
>2 litres of Coke

>>14566596
MUNCHY BOX!!!

>>14567433
>Eggs
>Brown sauce
>2 litres of Coke

My friend, please never ever post this again. I would also appreciate you deleting this post as well.

>>14567441
do americans really?

Chinese Shaokao barbecue。

>>14567472
I fucking wish they did but its only in uk and some other countries not in north america

>>14567472
do americans really?
>do inferior fat ass, low life, low IQ really
--fixed

>pork steak
>chicken fried steak
>mashed potatoes
>rolls
>fried okra
>grilled cheese
>tomato soup
>gallon of sweet tea and a Mason jar full of ice
>one of john Wayne's movies to watch
>coconut cream pie for dessert
Might make all this if I ever decide to kill myself desu

>>14567490
I've heard people say you can get something called a garbage plate, which is supposed to be similar

>>14567500
Why do you dip grilled cheeses into tomato soup? That was a very odd custom when I discovered it.

>>14566596

>>14567390
Now that's just fucking cruel.

A double serving of sweet ramen.

>>14567384
Kino.

>>14566596
Maybe it was a fun thread the first time. But the 999999999th time? Is it really necessary?

>>14567574
I want to eat those strawberry Hennessy wings some black lady made the pic gets posted here often, that meal looked good

>>14566821

Your a faggot and a douche in the same time

>>14566596
>>14567574
>>14567536
>>14567529
>>14567361
>>14567353

do the executioners tell the convicts anything during the last seconds? like "goodbye" or soemthing like that lol

>>14567353
Based

>>14567619
"Wait, the sponge is supposed to be wet?"

>>14567619
Yeah, final statements before procedure begins.

>>14567441
Do euromutts really?

>>14566596
Crab and whiskey until I can't move, same as last thread.

>>14567346
those eggs are definitely not over easy

>>14566596
a cake with a gun baked into it so I can either kill myself or try to escape.

>>14567699

>>14567619
"I know you're innocent, it was me"

>"Exactly 999,999,999 grains of salt please."
>"Yes, that's right, I'll be counting them to make sure they're all there"

>>14566838
The last meal is typically served a couple days before the execution, to prevent precisely this.

>>14567814
Since that's your last meal, you get no more food or drink and die of in your cell over the next couple of days instead of being executed. Well played

If allowed, I'd like to cook something myself. Probably a soup. I'd have to share then but that's ok, I like sharing!

an all u can eat buffet. i can eat for the rest of my life! owned!

>>14567838
And because the receiver of said last meal tend to loose his appetite on the big day.

>>14566596
hamburger wrapped in a signed presidential pardon

>>14566596
Ur mom

>>14567346
They eat steak and eggs for breakfast everyday in prison? Sign me up!

>>14566697
>>14566860
obsessed

>>14567346
And what would that "special meal" that he declined be?

>>14567384
what a faggot edgelord

What a hopeless situation to be in. Why even bother if you're gonna die a scumbag? This has made me think about how pointless raw pleasure is when it comes to death.

>>14569130
Because what do you have to lose by accepting a good last meal?

Why don't they allow at least some alcohol? It's not like 1 beer gets you drunk anyway.

>>14569106
He declined to have any specific/special meal, ie whatever he would request. He did not request any specific meal, so was given the default.

id ask for a gallon of RAW milk
drink the whole thing then puke and shit it all over the floor when im dead

>>14569106
Anon, stop being a dumbfag

The special meal is the request he makes, not anything special that he didn’t request

a bowl of soup, to be eaten with a fork, under the stipulation that my execution not be carried out until I've finished my bowl of soup

>>14566596
2 serving of Harveys Onion Rings
2 Large Vanilla Milk Shakes from Harveys
1 Rack of ribs from Swiss Chalet
1 Pound of medium buffalo wings, 2 blue cheeses from Change of Pace bar
2 servings of beef short ribs from August 8
1 large bowl of Breyers chocolate chip cookie dough
1 serving of OPs moms pussy.

I can die after that. k thx bye

1kg honey bbq chicken wings
1kg buffalo chicken wings
family serving mac and cheese
2L of ice cold coke
ice water

>>14566596
lasagna

>>14566596
Honestly, I'd just ask for some rice, a salad, and a glass of water

Actual sloppa human feces, so I'm sick for the days leading to the execution and soil myself on the injection bench.

>>14566596
med. rare steak, 10 wendy's nuggets, 2 peanut butter chicken wings, a small bacon pizza no sauce, a cold slice of white american cheese, a handful of cotton candy grapes, and a butterfinger.

>>14567441
How did Britain develop such vile fast food?
t. kraut

>>14569209
>>14569244
It's not worded like that; it's worded as to say that there was some specific 'special' (note that they even used quotes) meal which it declined in lieu of the standard last meal.

Porterhouse with Caesar salad, fully loaded baked potato, steak-style onion rings, lobster tail, and 24 oz one part vodka three parts Gas Monkey. I won't have to worry about the resulting stomachache for very long and I am sure as fuck not going to Hell sober. I won't eat anything else the day of.

>>14567361
I first read the charge and wondered how this guy got away with killing 168 people. Then I saw the name.
>>14566596
Cheese fries and a Reuben.

>>14567507
I don't know. I hate tomato soup.

>>14569399
no alcohol

>>14569247
Who says you get to make stipulations. They would just let you eat soup with a fork and then execute at the scheduled time while you sperg out about them breaking the stipulations. Good job retard

>>14569424
Then just let me have the Gas Monkey. Two cans.

>>14567364
Was this the mentally handicapped guy Bill Clinton killed?

>>14566596
i'll just eat a lot of things so i'll explode and die

>>14569385
no it's not you retard

>>14567441
>make a giant halal snack pack
>ruin it with whatever the fuck sauce that was at the end (curry? gravy?) instead of just garlic sauce

>>14567356
probably trying to avoid shitting himself.

>>14566596
Like 10 pounds of popcorn kernels and ask for the electric chair.

>>14569307
They imported brown people.
Also don't you fuckers have some curry variety of schnitzel or something? Pooinloo wurst?

as much Maine lobster tail and Alaskan king crab already peeled and ready for butter dippin as possible

>>14567433
Daddies > HP

>>14567364
legend.

>>14567441
No fork. I’ll just eat the whole box

a pound of bacon fried with a head of cabbage, LA style hotsauce (preferably crystal) and fountain root beer in a cold glass
warm brownie with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

>>14566722
kek, /ck/ really is the funniest board

>>14567441
Looks like my keto omad food minus the fries and a different sauce, I also have mixed nuts with cinnamon and avocado with it.

>>14569307

because they're winners. and winners get to do what they want

Last meals are a thing of the past anyway. The state just spent 20+ years and millions of dollars to stick a needle in your arm, all PrisonCorp LLC is required to do is keep you healthy until showtime.

>>14567346
One can't help to wonder what that special meal would have been.

>>14567441
Barely enough to feed one Norf lad

tiramisù, lots of fries and some strawberries + apples

>>14569409
>got away
he didn't, he was captured and executed. what were you even trying to say?

>>14573059
He probably thought he was a serial killer or something. Zoomers weren't even alive during the Oklahoma City Bombing.

>>14567516
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>14567353
based desu

>>14567441
disgusting

Whatever's on that day's prison menu for regular inmates, because my state did away with Last Meals after some asshole ordered a ton of food and then didn't eat any of it.

>>14566596
Pan of lasagna, baguette with olive oil and balsamic, and a 6 pack of peroni. If I can have the beer a large pellegrino

A Florentine steak, french fries, Tuscan beans, and amarone wine.

>>14566596
As much GOOD hot n spicy KFC as they will allow me. All the sides. And ice cold glass bottle pepsi.

>>14573770
>>14574101
Pretty sure it's universal that you don't get alcohol

>>14574111
A typical price limit for a last meal is something like $40-50, so you could definitely get your fill of the Colonel

>GOOD
this is the gamble you're taking. They're going to go get your chicken, but if it sucks that's still the chicken you're getting. Better hope for the best.

Popeyes spicy chicken with blackened ranch
Mcdonalds fries
Carne asada nachos
Cinnabon cinnamon rolls
Sake or Soju

>>14574120
Yeah that is what I would worry about. 15 years ago, no problem. But lately I avoid fast food as it is blacks, indians or teens making it. So 80-90% of the time it fucking sucks. If asians or whites make it, better odds but no guarantees. But damn, when the colonel is good, it is fucking good.

Two pounds of chewy crispy farmer johns thick sliced maple bacon
Pound of sweet and sour pork
Plate of buttermilk pancakes with some sweet butter and maple syrup
Ben&Jerry's pint of tonight show Jimmy fallen
Orange Julius
4Beef ribs
Pack of Tums

>>14574163
It's especially bad with KFC because they give their franchisees a considerable amount of independence. There's one near my house that is always terrible, like a sack of wet bones, and there's another one just a little further away that is consistently excellent, crispy, spot-on.

But I'm never going back unless they bring back Potato Wedges. What absolute retard in corporate thought it was a good idea to take those off the menu.

>>14574112
>Pretty sure it's universal that you don't get alcohol
Shit, that sucks. If you're going to electrocute someone to death you might as well give him a drink

>>14574171
>bacon
>sweet and sour pork
bro...

>>14566596
diarrhea sandwich

then when I die and shit myself I will shit out diarrhea of a diarrhea sandwich and it will be extra stinky and they will have to clean up my extra stinky diarrhea

>>14574179
Taco Bell also removed all potato products. There's something going on there.

>>14574182
Yeah it's goddamn heartless. Some prisons don't even allow cigarettes, at all, ever. That's fucking inhuman.

>>14574179
Yeah it is a real shame. That is why I get the hot n spicy, it is normally better. Crunchy and moist. Original recipe hasn't been good in years.

And plebs man. Plebs demanded fries. Assholes didn't appreciate the wedge.

>>14567353
Wait, he didn't even do anything that bad? He killed 2 people sure, but does this put him on the electric chair?? Not sure what "firing squad" is

12 servings of CUNNY

>>14574203
but the wedge was supreme
I'll never understand some people

>>14574187
What is it with people saying this? On death row you go to death wearing a diaper. Then, unless your family claims your body and makes special arrangements, you are put in a body bag, into a wooden box and cremated. They don't clean you off. They don't embalm. They haven't buried prisoners in years.

>>14574215
Me either lad. Me either. Good time to be a potato farmer though. Due to covid potato famine inbound. Start growing them now or stock a freezer full of frozen potato prodicts if you can.

I already have. I fucking love potato.

>>14574209
A Firing Squad is when they put you up against the wall, and a line of guys with rifles all shoot you at the same time.

Except, only one of the rifles is actually loaded with real ammunition - the rest are blanks. This is so none of the executioners actually know who fired the fatal shot.

>>14574209
The shoot you lol. You are tied to a post, 4 people (the squad) all take a shot. Lol. It is in the name.

>>14574209
Only a child would not know what a firing squad was.

>>14566612
Last meal threads are useful for all the pedos on 4chan that will eventually need to make this decision

>>14574228
Someone likes their urban legends. Bet you thought Michelangelo went blind doing the Cistine too?

>>14574209
>He killed 2 people sure, but does this put him on the electric chair??
He shot a guy in the face over $100, and later before his trial he attempted to escape and fatally shot an Attorney in the process

>>14574248
I should clarify for >>14574228
The truth is reversed. 1 person was given a blank. The rest shoot live to ensure the job is done.

>>14574216
I want to diarrhea in your face

>>14574272
Ah, that's good to know. I guess I did fall for the myth.

I think I would revert back to my favorite meal

>Burnt ends on top of a slice of plain white bread.
>Pork back ribs.
>French fries or macaroni and cheese. Fuck it it's my last meal give me both.
>Cornbread with lots of butter.
>Mint chocolate chip ice cream.

I'd get the all you can eat buffet.

Can't kill me, if I don't ever stop eating!

>>14566596
Probably chicken/shrimp ramen in a red sauce with sardines and a side of oranges. Some Bud light lime to wash it down with

>>14574370
What the fuck>>14574370

I'd tell the chef to surprise me
Just to see what happens

>>14574389
Here's an interesting documentary about the Death Penalty and Last Meals in particular

The chef seems pretty cool. He does his best to get the guy's order just right. Takes pride in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhJdr2FU9go

>>14574389
You are on death row for being scum. Expect nothing good.

>>14574403
If I was that guy I would be telling everybody I meet that my meals are to die for.

>>14566596
probably as many blue crabs as i can eat

>>14574420
I'll give you some crabs m8

>>14574416
god damn it

>>14574409
I'm about to die anyway, I doubt I'd have an appetite at all

>>14574384
What? You don't want your last meal to be legendary/shitpost tier?

>just 200 years ago, Lobsters were considered so universally disgusting as "sea bugs" that prisoners actually rioted, went on hunger strikes etc. because they were being forced to eat so much lobster and it should be considered "cruel and unusual"
>now Lobster is considered a delicacy that many prisoners request for their last meal on Earth
interesting

>>14574434
People who are given last meals all comment on the ravenous hunger. Hostages and POWs too. They say your want to live becomes so strong you feel hunger and thirst of a king. I guess because your subconscious sees these things as traits of the living. That is why you don't get the last meal on the day, because on the day the fear sets in and you know it is real. You are going to die. But when the threat of death looms like a sword of damocles and there is a chance you may survive... you could eat matt stonie under the table.

>>14574482
I imagine these 200 year old prison lobsters weren't butter poached or mixed with mayo and served in a soft roll though. Overcooked or undercooked lobster is offensive, so I can appreciate it.

>>14574508
you're probably right about that, I imagine they just boiled them and said "good enough"

>>14574482
Kinda like how paupers complained about offal and bone cuts from the kings kitchen scraps during feudal times, while based euros were making osso bucco and fried sweetbreads that the rich crave now.

>>14574501
I guess it never hurts to hold out hope for a last-minute commutation

>>14574511
Yeah haha I doubt it was haute cuisine... or cleaned. I know certain people love lobster brain and crab gut but god damn that shit is offensive asf to me, so off putting. When people suck the lobster heads a part of me dies inside.

>>14574524
Correct. I liken it to Law Abiding Citizen. When he eats his luxurious restaurant meal. He knows he has the system rigged. He knows he is safe. So he gorges on steak and frites and asparagus and mac n cheese while his life hangs in the balance.

Spoilers.

If Jamie Foxx had come up and said "oh we found your tunnel and you hit the chair at midnight, bitch", how much do you think he eats, let alone enjoys.

>>14569385
lmao retard

>>14574403
hugo schenk went out proper

Peking duck with fried rice.

Fried shrimp, fried catfish, hushpuppies, gumbo, pickled jalapenos, pitcher of unsweet tea

a bullet

>>14567619
>"goodbye"

>>14567619
>Hasta la vista, baby"

>>14566596
Slice of lasagna, serving of cottage pie, fish and chips with mushy peas, a 10" pizza, a 2 litre cherry dr pepper, a tub of clotted cream icecream, some bananas, some blueberries, tartar sauce, heinz bbq sauce, lea and perins worcestershire, a pukka pie, a bottle of red wine and a few drams of whiskey.

>>14574243
Pedos here love kids though. So they'll only get time.

As much cheap american chinese food I can get for $50, the greasiest most delicious stuff possible. Plus a bevy of varied drinks to enjoy. Let me have it while watching Code Geass one last time.

chicken and rice special from cracker barrel

sides: 2x mac and cheese, applesauce

2 biscuits with blackberry jelly and butter

half and half iced tea (also from cracker barrel)

>>14574212
FBI?
THIS POSTER HERE.
HE'S BASED.

>>14576186
Well if they're in Alabama they'll get chemically castrated too now

http://alisondb.legislature.state.al.us/ALISON/SearchableInstruments/2019RS/PrintFiles/HB379-enr.pdf

>>14566596
spaghet

Nothing.
If the state is going to strip me of my life, they won't strip me of my dignity. Dry fast the day before so I won't piss or shit myself.

>>14576463
It's my understanding that a pretty big percentage of death row inmates do just refuse a last meal

>>14567353
Now THAT'S the fuckin way to go.

>Steamed snow crab legs with melted butter
>Sauteed spinach with mushrooms and garlic
>Mac'n'cheese
>Fried calamari
>Pecan pie
>Dark chocolate
Fuggit, I might just make this anyway.

>>14567346
Come the fuck on. You killed a bunch of people and are about to fry and you don't have the imagination to come up with some wild troll final meal? Weak.

>>14567507
If you make Cambell's tomato soup by the directions, it comes out really thick and acidic. A simple grilled cheese with american cheese is pretty much just salt and fat, so the two are bleh on their own but actually taste really good together.

>>14576828
His disarming poker face was integral to his modus operandi, and he held on to it at the final moment.

They're must be a comfort in having a choice of last meal.

Chances are we will not know when we die and our last meal will be some leftovers or a burnt English muffin, without us even knowing it's the last.

>>14574209
Killing one person should mean death.

>>14569452
>After killing a man in a restaurant, he at first agreed to turn himself in to authorities, but instead shot the police officer who had negotiated his surrender in the back. He then shot himself in the head in a suicide attempt. The attempt effectively resulted in a lobotomy.
>Despite Rector's mental state, then Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton made a point of returning to Arkansas to oversee Rector's January 24, 1992, execution during the 1992 U.S. Presidential campaign.

>>14576856
For the general population, probably. For "we," the people frequenting this site/board, it's not like our suicides are going to take us by surprise.

>>14576861
That would require an endless chain of death. The person who did the killing gets killed, the person who killed the killer gets killed, the person who killed the person who killed the killer gets killed, the person who killed the person who killed the person who killed the killer gets killed, etc.

Can I make a different request, like watching a movie or playing with a puppy or something?

>>14567384
this is fucking psycho.
>>14567366
checked

>>14567516

>>14567353
Certainly had good taste. Too bad he was a murderer and all.

>>14566661
bazinga

>>14566596
I'll have what he's having...

Hoe can you even have an appetite before you're gonna die? I lose appetite before having to take exams

>>14567586

BASED

Virgin pussy.

>>14576989
Exams have an uncertain outcome based on how you perform. If you knew you'd get a C no matter if you tried hard or if you didn't even write anything on your paper, you wouldn't be nervous at all.

>>14567516
that be 78 dollars please.

>>14577170
Do you have to do an exam and if you pass you don't get the punishment you were definitively sentenced to receive?

Dozen HaiGow dumplings
Dozen Shu Mai dumplings
Char Siu
Shrimp Lo Mein
Korean BBQ Short Ribs
Shrimp And Pork Spring Rolls
Oreo Cheesecake
6 pack of cold Mexican Coke

what do you think his last meal was before he died?

>>14577222
if you like bojangles and chick fil a that much i recommend you try cane's

>>14577226
Closest is in Knoxville TN which is 2.5 hours.

but moving to Lexington KY in 2022 unless shit gets more retarded than 2020

>>14577223
The mask of an Illegal alien's that was former child sex slave within Clinton and UN sex trafficking scheme that was brainwashed into working for the system?

One cheesesteak, fried onions, salt and pepper. Ketchup and mayo on the side.
3 McDoubles
A small shrimp and chicken ceaser salad
A very large bowl of split pea soup
1 gallon water, 2 liter bottle of Tahitian Treat soda and a half gallon of unsweet tea, all ice cold.
My only request is that soup better be thick

don't know man, want to be a good citizen i am

>>14577243
i really don't think any fast food is worth more than a 30 minute drive and the only time i do that is to go to cookout when i'm browning out. but if you see a cane's on a roadtrip it's worth stopping at

A barbeque bacon burger, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice and a slice of hot apple pie

>>14566612
Well now that the mods are doing a purge on revenge porn, threads like that might actually lavish there.

One way to find out.

>>14577186
that's a fucking steal

>>14567346
Yeah better cook those eggs through wouldnt want a guy on the death row to get food poisoning

>>14566596
Please fly in my mom and dad. Just tell them I leave it to their judgement, even to this day they know me better than I do. Also can I eat with them? If so, as soon as they leave, just shoot me in the back of the head so that can be my last memory.

>>14567482
have fun eating reassembled dog, cats, and rats. Fucking mainland dog eating street-shitters.

>>14567619
>"see you soon buddy"

>>14569385
I know you've probably accidentally offed yourself by this point, but you are incredibly stupid.

>>14566596
>rape
>33 murders
>getting off easy with a lethal injection

>>14566596
A big fatass bowl of french onion soup, baguette and butter

>>14578472
who cares, as long as it tastes good

>>14576875
No it wouldn’t because that doesn’t even happen in real life you total retard

>>14566596
I'd take a living, healthy 6 year old girl. Has to be white, preferably ginger. And a pound of hydroponic marijuana.

I'd need 24 hours to fully eat it's skin, heart and face. Praise MOLOCH.

>>14574231
Or someone who isn't a murderous psychopath that gets off to such gruesome information. Ever think about that? Course not, cause you're a freaking redditor. Scum!

>>14567353
I wonder if he was allowed to watch the entire thing. Or if they told him he had to fuck off and die after Fellowship

>>14574229
If they all miss do you get released? Seems only fair that you should be released if they miss, since it would technically be two executions on one man.

Steak n Cheese, loaded with mushrooms peppers n onions

Maybe a bunch of episodes of Cheers or some shit who cares

>>14577222
>Jimmy John's in phenomenal
dis-fucking-carded

>>14567441
>Cold by the time you get it
>Probably overpriced
>Not the best quality since you know
>I'd still eat it
I'm also finding the pictures in this thread hilarious. Dude's on deathrow, meanwhile some faggot is trying to make an instagram-worthy picture of the guy's last meal.

>>14578472
>>14578535
Don't be like this.

>>14576861
*tips pagoda*

>>14578540
*tips ghidorah *

>>14567529
i cannot read this without physically gagging, it is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen in my entire life

>>14578469
>tfw i realized this was also my answer
>tfw i remember my dad died 6 years ago
feels real bad

>>14579654
Welcome. You're here forever.

A pack of double mint chewing gum.

>>14576861
So I guess by that thought, the Presidents and Kings should be killed immediately after, right?

>>14567699
Don't try to put us Mediterraneans in this shit too

>>14574209
why should he not get the death penalty when he put the death penalty on two innocent people?

>>14567353
Well, if we can request a movie, just get me as much fried chicken as the price limit allows and let me watch Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story

You see son, Dewey Cox has to think about his entire life before he goes to the chair

>>14574272
>>14574288
You would still know. Blank shells have crimped tops and the pressure from the shot is so weak it won’t cycle the weapon (the shell won’t come out) unless you have a blank firing adapter or a specially made gun that only shoots blanks.

>>14567441
british "cuisine"

>>14573763
that was me

>>14579324
the meaning is literally in the name you mentally inept piece of shit

>>14580207
The state is fallible. If you were on death row for a crime you did not commit, would you support your own execution? If not, you are a hypocrite if you support the death penalty for others.

Chili cheese hotdog and chili cheese french fries

>>14566596
Rice, beans, t-bone steak, rare, 2 sunny side up eggs, a portion of fried chicken, and a glass of stout beer

>>14581235
>but I'd NEVER be in that situation so it doesn't matter lalalala can't hear you I win
Is the usual counterargument

>>14576485
that's because they give you the last meal a few hours before your execution. would you feel like eating if you knew you were going to die in a couple of hours?

>>14576989
most prisoners refuse the last meal.
the famous last meals are few and far between. john wayne gacy was a delusional psychopath so he makes sense as having requested one. even up until he was being set up in the execution chamber, he said 'killing me won't bring anyone back' and 'you can kiss my ass'. people like that, delusional, thinking they'll get a stay or a pardon, people without normally functioning emotions, feel OK to gorge before something as nerve wracking as being killed.

>>14581635
They give it to you earlier than that, either the morning of or the day before depending on the schedule.

>>14581603
Everybody a gangster til it's their head on the block.

>>14580537
AS I STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF DEATH
MY PERSPECTIVE IS ENORMOUS

The spiciest god damn chicken wings I could get my handes on. At least 30 of them. I would force myself to eat all of them even when I normally max out around 20. It'll be the greatest execution shitting those poor bastards will ever see.

>>14581884
rofl. you know, this made me think about something. there's literally nothing stopping you from shitting yourself as you're being put to death. one last "fuck you" to the world.
>going out in a bang

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>>14581899
They put you in diapers
Everybody shits themselves when they die
You're put in a body bag and cremated unceremoniously and the chamber is sterilized by people who don't care

>>14581911
Well I still really like wings and would probably have them anyway.

>>14581935
I say have at it then
I don't know if I'd want my last physical sensation to be spicy hotwing shits, but go ahead

>>14574403
Good watch, thanks a lot man.

>>14582311
Glad you enjoyed it. Those onion rings looked pretty good.

Lets spice this thread up for a change.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-53758533

Last meal requested by Clydell Coleman, executed 5 May 1999

David Wayne Stoker
Executed: 16 June 1997
Education: Eight years
Occupation: Heavy-equipment operator/carpenter
Last statement: "I am truly sorry for your loss... but I didn't kill anyone."

Anthony Ray Westley
Executed: 13 May 1997
Education: Eight years
Occupation: Labourer
Last statement: "I want you to know that I did not kill anyone. I love you all."

Thomas Andy Barefoot
Executed: 30 October 1984
Education: Not listed
Occupation: Oilfield roughneck
Last statement: "I hope that one day we can look back on the evil that we're doing right now like the witches we burned at the stake. I want everybody to know that I hold nothing against them. I forgive them all. I hope everybody I've done anything to will forgive me.

"I've been praying all day for [the victim's] wife to drive the bitterness from her heart because that bitterness that's in her heart will send her to hell just as surely as any other sin. I'm sorry for everything I've ever done to anybody. I hope they'll forgive me."

James Russell
Executed: 19 September 1991
Education: 10 years
Occupation: Musician
Last statement: Reported to have lasted three minutes, it was either not transcribed or not recorded.

Jeffrey Allen Barney
Executed: 16 April 1986
Education: Not listed
Occupation: Not listed
Last statement: "I am sorry for what I've done. I deserve this. Jesus forgive me."

Johnny Frank Garrett
Executed: 11 February 1992
Education: Seven years
Occupation: Labourer
Last statement: "I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass."

William Prince Davis
Executed: 14 September 1999
Education: Seven years
Occupation: Roofer
Last statement: "I would like to say to the family how truly sorry I am in my soul and in my heart of hearts for the pain and misery that I have caused from my actions... I would like to thank all of the men on death row who have showed me love throughout the years.

"I hope that by donating my body to science that some parts of it can be used to help someone... That is all I have to say, warden. Oh, I would like to say, in closing, what about those Cowboys?"

Gerald Lee Mitchell
Executed: 22 October 2001
Education: 10 years
Occupation: Carpenter
Last statement: "I am sorry for the pain. I am sorry for the life I took from you. I ask God for forgiveness. And I ask you for the same. I know it may be hard. But I'm sorry for what I did.

"To my family, I love each and every one of you. Be strong. Know my love is always with you, always. I know I am going home to be with the Lord. Shed tears of happiness for me."

Robert Anthony Madden
Executed: 28 May 1997
Education: 12 years
Occupation: Cook
Last statement: "I apologise for your loss and your pain. But I didn't kill those people. Hopefully, we will all learn something about ourselves and each other. And we will learn to stop the cycle of hate and vengeance and come to value what is really going on in this world.

"I forgive everyone for this process, which seems to be wrong."

James Beathard
Executed: 9 December 1999
Education: 15 years
Occupation: Motorcycle mechanic
After his trial, the prosecution's key witness recanted his testimony and three members of the parole board recommended clemency.
Last statement: "I want to start out by acknowledging the love that I've had in my family. No man in this world has had a better family than me. I had the best parents in the world. I've had the most wonderful life any man could have ever had. I've never been more proud of anyone than I have of my daughter and son.

"[There are a] couple of matters I want to talk about since this is one of the few times people will listen to what I have to say. The United States has gotten [to a place] now where [there is] zero respect for human life. My death is just a symptom of a bigger illness. At some point, the government has got to wake up and stop doing things to destroy other countries and killing innocent children. The ongoing embargo and sanctions against places like Iran and Iraq, Cuba and other places - they are not doing anything to change the world and they are hurting innocent children.

"Perhaps more important in a lot of ways is what we are doing to the environment is even more devastating because as long as we keep going the direction we're going the end result is it won't matter how we treat other people because everybody on the planet will be on their way out.

"One of the few ways in the world the truth is ever going to get out, or people are ever going to know what's happening, [is] as long as we support a free press out there. I see the press struggling to stay existent as a free institution."

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>>14582871
Holy shit, who called in the fucking googlebot? Here's your replies, now fuck off.

>>14569477
Curry sauce, it's basically gravy with tumeric in it

>>14582886
eh?

>>14582843
This guy's case is pretty interesting, a robbery where the 3 robbers had different guns and he thought he'd killed someone with his, so lied saying he used one of the other guns, but it turned out that other gun was the one that actually killed someone. Then the two survivor gunmen (one other guy got killed by the storeowner they were robbing) both claimed the other guy was the actual killer.
He probably should have only got life (I don't think the whole "if someone dies during a crime everyone gets the full murder charge" thing existed back in the 90's there), and the actual murderer got paroled since he only got convinced of assault.

>>14579324
What a retard..ever read a history book?

>>14582886
itt- someone is buttmad that someone is posting content.

you got anything to contribute, nigger?

>>14567516
Why tap the knife?

>>14567523
america

>>14582944
Why not?

>>14582935
Spamming googleshit isn't "contributing". It might be on Reddit, but then you may as well go back.

>>14582973
I posted the BBC article they came from anon, not google.

>>14579411
it's the only sub shop chain with chewy Italian bread. Everything else is dry crumbling shit.

>>14567185
What gold?

>>14582976
You could have just posted the link and not proceeded to spam in desperation for upvote methadone. But you couldn't, faggot.

>>14566609
stop that fucking "huh?"-shit it's so cringe

>>14567353
What? There's still fire squad execution?

Steak and fried chicken, fries, bearnaise and garlic sauce on the side, coke and chocolate cake with whipped cream

>>14583135
Exactly one person replied to them - you. Defeating yourself at your own game

>>14566596
depends on the upper limit, like can I go to a chinese buffet?

spicy chicken teriyaki, king crab california roll, takoyaki and a heaping pitcher of Arnold Palmer

The prison warden's wife's pussy

>>14566596
I'll have what last meal guy had

>>14583195
>them
Go back, and take your woke bullshit with you. It's one guy.

>>14566609
you probably say 'ok' to people in response to everything dont you

>>14566596
why are americans this obsessed with death and killing?

>>14566821
Make that lobster roll out of atlantic lobster and I'd bite.

>>14567516
holy shit my mouth is wate-
>>14567529
.
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fuck you

>>14566596
A jar of warm honey mixed with green aphids. The same thing my son was covered in when he died

>>14583366
Meant the webms, plural

my last meal
before I
keel over and
die?
deep friend jalapeno
poppers
key lime pie
and a pint of apple cider - dry

As many cherries as the budget will allow. I'll at the stalk and pits too

>>14574403
this chef knows exactly what he's doing

>>14566596
test

>>14576985
I'm sorry, your custom order is going to take a while
can you hang on a little?

>>14567441
DISCOSTAN

>>14582846
Sounds like a jerk

>>14569089
>breakfast everyday
>traditional last meal
can u read

>>14572624
No one gives a shit about your diet anon. I swear you keto fags are worse than vegans.
>i dont have anything constructive to add to this thread
>i know ill tell them about my diet!

>>14579842
my mom died this year and i thought the same thing.

>>14581235
um its a clear cut 100% proven case you insane person, the whole "bu.. but what about muh hypothetical situation i learn from watching tv!?" only works if it isnt already certain and you dont have a 100% case.

>>14582886
Oh no someone is posting relevant interesting content in a thread and might receive the validation I so desperately crave!

>>14583601
damn

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>>14574403
>He puts the carrots directly on the conveyor belt
I cringed

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>>14582927
Stop trying to justify your bloodlust and seek help psycho.

>>14569301
>Peanut Butter Chicken Wings
Do Mutts really eat this?

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>>14584744
>filename
kek

Every FAGGOT who called me retarded in this thread is just mad because they interpreted the sentence wrong. Thread over, bump limit passed, FUCK YOU

>>14585544
Suck your mum