/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Burgers?

1. Magnum Gold
2. Magnum Almond

Nothing to debate in here

She's literally BUILT for _________

I want to flay all kikes and throw them into a pool of lemon juice

obsessed

>>14561325
overrated as fuck.

>>14561332
this
classic is also good

>>14561325
Burgers?

>>14561325
magnum dong

>>14561328
>>14561344
>>14561348
>>14561354
>>14561376
Fix yourselves.

You do realize that everyone on 4chan is a virgin right?

>>14561348
Uh yeah I'm gonna go with BASED

>>14561400
Who eats an icecream bar like that?

>>14561412
Like what? Is she supposed to eat it with cutlery and chew on it? It's ice cream, you fucking porn-obsessed virgin.

>>14561325
The double caramel one is too good

>>14561417
nah marketing fags are literally obsessed with interracial bullshit

>>14561417

>>14561325

>>14561438
>it's the (((marketing team)))'s fault that I think of black cocks when I see a girl having some ice cream

>>14561325
>magnum dong

>>14561325
i feel like i’m the only one who prefers the white magnums

>>14561325
Probably Ruby Chocolate

its double chocolate and you all know it

>>14561325
dark or salted caramel

>>14561570
are you really that naive? the marketing team intentionally made black cock evoking imagery

>>14561750
Your mind must be a maze of corridors simply filled to the brim with penises.

>>14561750
It's a girl eating ice cream. Where the fuck is this black cock your talking about? In your head?

>>14561412
It's not a bar though.

>>14561756
huh? are you just learning that commercials use sex to sell shit?

>>14561778
No, I am learning that you have a sickness deep within you.

>>14561788
well yeah I think about sex all the time...maybe you should get your testosterone levels checked if you have problems with weak libido

>>14561438
>>14561570
You’re both being dense and arguing in bad faith. The company is obviously invoking sensuality in their ads. Just look at the rest of their insta. Anyway, the ad is obvious phallic influence, the color of the bar will obviously make one think of African-Americans, but the intention isn’t necessary for the ad to work. To some, it’s just a girl eating ice cream, but the innuendo is there for people to pock up if they want. Marketers in tbe west obviously do push interracial stuff in their ads for maximum pandering. They especially choose white Woman because everyone knows they’re the biggest consoomers. They switch around the race of the man (usually black, but increasingly otherwise, hardly white tho). There is however no agenda except profit, it’s not trying to sell BBC, it’s selling ice cream by getting people horny.

>>14561805
>There is however no agenda except profit
wrong. there are many examples of these "woke" ad campaigns that don't go over well with people yet they keep pushing them.

>>14561792
You know thinkin about sex all the time is bad right?
>>14561805
Pretty much what I was gonna say. Sex sells afterall, and the sexier theg make the ads, the more ice cream fat fucks will buy.

>>14561814
>>>14561792 (You)
>You know thinkin about sex all the time is bad right?
no, it's not. it's a sign of healthy energy levels unless you are a geriatric or you have a hormonal disorder. if you're a young man and not thinking about sex all the time you need to get professional help.

>>14561325
I don't eat low quality trash advertised specifically at poor people who want to be rich, but never will, because they are the type of retard to buy inferior dessert treats.

>>14561814
t. limp dick

>>14561822
>>14561833
I'm talking about an obsession with sex. Having sex constantly on your mind can distract from what you need to do, you become less focused. When you're young it's all you think about because you're still going through puberty or passing it. Losing your virginity is one of those goals you feel you have to achieve because you're young and horny. Grown men do it less because that phase has passed, and there's more stuff on their mind that keeps them occupied. Work bills, house maintenance etc.

>>14561887
you didn't say obsessing about sex. if you don't think about sex all the time it means your energy and T levels are low sorry to break it to you but it's not healthy

>>14561325

>>14561344
ice cream

i donfeel confordable

>>14561325
why are magnum ice cream pops so small?

>>14561911
>projecting interracial child sexual abuse fantasies
Why are leftists/Democrats like this?

>>14561958
shh if you try to talk about pedophilia and child abuse in hollywood and elite circles you are just a conspiracy theorist

>>14561902
>you didn't say obsessing about sex
Yeah I should have, sorry for confusion. Fleeting 5 second thoughts about the hot poster lady or something you saw or heard is healthy. That's normal, the same way people daydream. When it's an actual constant and you look at things and instantly associate sex, that's bad. Take this thread for example. An anon saw the ice cream and instantly though bbc, which seems about right due to the shape and all. The thing with that though is it's spammed on everything, so obviously people will make those connections. Looking at a chair and thinking about sex instantly isn't really a good sign. Sort of like the coomer meme Another thing to note is very high testosterone levels are bad and can cause damage to your balls.

>>14561983
what the fuck are you talking about? what does looking at chairs have to do with a commercial designed to make you think about sex?

>>14561332
Almonds is ez the best

>>14561805
Just cancel your BLACKED suscription and your brain might unrot, virgin weirdo.

>>14561971
>>14561958
which president got his mail order bride through epstein qtard?

>>14562036
and while your at it which AG's dad gave epstein his first job

>>14561999
>what does looking at chairs have to do with a commercial designed to make you think about sex?
Think about it. Looking at a woman seductively eating an ice cream then licking the excess off their lips will invoke sexual thoughts, that's normal and healthy. Looking at a chair or a plant or something and instantly thinking of a connection to sex is unhealthy. You need to understand the difference between the two to scenarios.

>>14561325
>Girl eats ice cream
>/pol/ immediately thinks about black cocks

Rent free.

>>14562070
i do understand the difference where the fuck are you coming up with this retarded strawman? take your fuckin meds

>>14562131
how

>>14562131
it's not "Girl eats ice cream", it's an ice cream commercial that's carefully planned

>>14562181
Don’t think it’s weird you think about black penises when you see something as innocent as a woman eating ice cream? Are you that far gone to not see this?

>>14562189
it's not a woman eating ice cream, it's a commercial for ice cream how fucking stupid are you to not understand the difference?

>>14561325
Literally no one eats an ice cream bar like that. You'd have to be a double-digit IQ retard to not realise what this imagery is supposed to signify for the marketers.

>>14562174
>i do understand the difference
Then why are you arguing with me? If you understand then you understand the point I'm trying to make. Ignore the chairs and ice cream if you want, i was just trying to think of something that isn't sexual. Would you get horny if you saw some regular woman sit on a chair and sigh because it's comfy? You wouldn't, unless you're obsessed with sex.

>>14562302
i think you might have some kind of mental illness please seek help

the one with the white chocolate coating is superb

I hate jews so much lads

>>14562316
I'm not understanding what you're trying to say. Do you agree that thinking too much about sex is bad? Because that's what I'm talking about, I dont understand why you're saying mental problems.

>>14561403
wrong?

>>14562401
>I'm not understanding
>I dont understand

>>14562189
do you wrap your lips around a popsicle like its a dick?

>>14562436
no i just slide it down my throat like a popsicle

>>14561325
Magnum is overpriced as shit. You can pick up these bad boys in Aldi and they are just as good.

>>14561325
Dong

>>14562428
That doesn't answer my question. You need to understand that everything should be in moderation.
>>14562446
Aldi is great for stuff like that. I like the chocolate ones.

>>14562461
i think anon is saying you need help because you come across as very confused

>>14562470
I'm not confused, and being confused is not the same as being mentally ill. I admit the chair comparison I made may have sounded confusing, but anyone with 2 braincells could understand what I was getting at.

>>14561325
It's all just sugar. Buy some real ice cream.

>>14562586
no the only thing you are getting at is that you have weak libido and that you don't understand the purpose and careful intention of commercials

>>14561344
eating ice cream

>>14562631
>you don't understand the purpose and careful intention of commercials
Yes I do, I'm trying to get you to understand that thinking about sex constantly can be a bad thing. You don't seem to understand the difference between thinking about something alot and obsessing about it.

>>14561767
It's a bat on a stick

>>14562755
hopefully with some help you can finally manage to get your dick hard again buddy good luck, but like you said be careful, you don't want your dick to get too hard too often that would probably be a problem according to you

>>14562769
My dick is healthy and I have no problems with it, it sounds like you're just projecting now. If you think having sex on your mind 24/7 is good and healthy then you have a problem.

>>14562854
good i'm glad to hear you happy with your dick health now you just need to work on those mental issues

>>14561767
Do black people really have penises shaped like that?

>>14562947

>>14562947
In fact, they do. All the black dongs you see in porn are fakes.

>>14562933
Back onto the mental health again are you? Why is this so hard to grasp to you? Are you in denial or is this a sensitive subject to you so you deflect?

>>14562436
>do you wrap your lips around a popsicle like its a dick?
I can't tell if you're trolling or you're this much of a rotten-brained coomer.

>>14562996
i just worry you are unable to grasp your erection

>>14561813
People don't seem to realize that once you reach a certain amount of wealth money in itself becomes worthless. You can already buy everything you could ever want for the rest of your life, never working another day, but these people don't do that. They all have some agenda, because the only remaining purpose of money becomes social engineering, politics, power.

>>14563041
look at OPs pic. shes sucking a BBC and you know it, its so obvious

>>14563051
So you're a sex obsessed coomer? Because that's what it looks like to me with all your deflecting and insults. Stop thinking about it for a second and focus.

>>14563132
it's okay anon, he isn't going to get it. he's one of the people who have rationalized and validated all of their problems away, so there is no way they could be wrong. i wholeheartedly believe 9 posters out of 10 just respond immediately without comprehending the posts they quote.

>>14561328
kek

>>14563041
look at OPs image. she is clearly sucking on BBC

>>14563466
Damn you must really want black cock

>>14563499
that roastie does, i just wanna hang niggers

Mutt's law is real...