/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14555418
Hello, fellow /lit/ poster.

So will I lol.

>Babbish will die in your lifetime

>>14555503
Finally, some good fucking news.

>>14555418
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

He is immortal.

>>14555503
zoom zoom

>>14555418
Seeing how old and frial he is in the new videos really puts a tear in my eye.
But he had a fulfilling life it seems so I should just be glad for him.

>>14555636
He''ll die sooner than you think because of his aids.

>>14555418
No idea who this is, but there are plenty of other frogs named Jacques so I'm sure it's no loss.

>>14556444
Jacques Pépin. Known only from boomers

>>14555418
didn't he die already?
anyway who the fuck cares

>>14555418
>Jacques will die in your lifetime
Not if you're in the USA.
Covid-19 is going to decimate those fat, fucking genetic failures.

>>14556544
Who hurt you?

>>14555418
Can I browse any board without something depressing triggering me

>>14555418
There's only one way to find out

>>14555418
No he wont you little bitch. As long as he has his wine he will be fine.

Dogs know. Because..Dogs

>>14556544
This is true.
>>14556564
No one hurt us it's just surprising to see millions of people turning basic medical guidelines into a political debate. Guidelines that have been around for over a century. Even during the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic many people wore masks (and those masks were arguably a lot less effective than what you could get on the market today). I live in a country where the majority of people wear a face mask when they go shopping and whatever and we have very few cases. I've lost respect for Americans. The hyper-individualistic mindset is pathetic and now this virus is decimating you retards.

Ironically this fat waste of space who thinks it's her right to get other people sick is in the "at risk" category because she can't stop stuffing her fat ass with shit.

>inb4 you're generalizing
I don't fucking care. You're all retarded. Even the so called "protesters" who decide to riot in the middle of a pandemic. Thanks for the free entertainment though I gotta say the videos and webms coming out of your (literally) diseased nation gives me more entertainment than Netflix.

>>14556615
Major yikes

>>14556633
Exactly my thoughts whenever I follow your election lol

>>14556639
Show me on the doll where the American touched you

>>14556615
>Even during the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic many people wore masks
Uhhh didn't Spanish flu kill like 15 million people? The masks obviously didn't do shit.

>>14556644
According to our orange genius, that spanish flu enden witt second world war 2

>>14556644
Public health knowledge in 1918 was primitive so the virus spread easily, yes. Information was also not as accessible. But thanks to the internet we have rapid information sharing and access to recent research. Also if you live in a first-world nation today you can get good PPE like N95's and also prophylactics such as n acetylcysteine, vitamin D supplements, zinc, and quercetin.

>>14556661
I dont use any of that stuff, all I do is wash my hands. Still waiting on the instantaneous death maskfags assure me is coming. It's been fucking months just let me die already.

>>14556644
>uhhhhh i'm fuckin retarded

Masks fucking do work. It's simple. You put something over your fat fucking mouth so when you cough or speak the virus particles that are exhaled from your fat fucking useless flesh are partially filtered and don't spread as far. That means that the odds of you infecting other people if you're sick are reduced. If you wear a mask that is medical grade like an N95 or P100 which are better at filtering, you will reduce the odds of contracting the virus drastically, and spreading the virus if you're sick. It's not fucking rocket science. 5 year olds understand this. You are literally fucking retarded. Hopefully, the virus mutates to become even more deadly, vaccines you're producing won't work and millions of mutts like you will die due to your own stupidity.

>>14556682
I dont cough or speak in public at all though. Oh look another maskfag telling me I'm gonna die, haven't been hearing that for 6 months.

>>14556682
>wtf dont infect other people with diseases that's wrong!
>also I hope millions of people die
MAKE UP YOUR MIND

>>14556682
>Trumps fault niggers are niggering

>>14556691
Why do you think it's only about death? The death rate of the virus is laughable less than 1% mortality. But it's not the deathrate that is concerning it's the unknown long term effects the virus will have. Even if you are young and healthy there is a lot of research that shows there can be permanent damage. So far we know it impacts much more than the lungs. Blood vessels/blood clotting/strokes are a major concern. There is a lot of heart damage in people who recovered as well and also kidney/liver damage. In children, there is Kawasaki disease (inflammation of the blood vessels), multisystem inflammatory syndrome, and again it's unknown how this will impact their health long term. There is no research on the topic. The average years of life lost in those who have died is 10 years for females and 15 years for males. So really this virus seems to be something that shaves off a bit of your lifespan. After all, it was likely engineered by the Chinese government as a bioweapon. You really think it's just a little cold because it makes you coof a bit you uninformed fucking faggot? I hope you spread it to the people you love and they die.

>>14556727
I havent caught it either dumbass. Also if the virus is so new how in the everloving fuck could they estimate how many years it takes off your life?

THE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAT

>>14556691
>I don't cough or speak in public
Kind of guessed that you fucking socially inadequate retard.
Do the world a favour.

>>14556733
>how in the everloving fuck could they estimate how many years it takes off your life?

Jesus fucking christ do you even know how calculating YPLL or PYLL works? It's basic as fuck. They look at the people who have died and how old they were. This is the state of American education lol.

>>14556544
America is fucked.
Corona is going to decimate those cunts because of 'muh Freedumb'.
Fucking idiots.

>>14556710
Shut it pedo enabler.

>>14556691
Do you breathe in public? Because breathing spreads it too dumb fuck.

not if I have something to say about it!
*unzip gun*

> Jaques lived in my lifetime
Why are we so blessed?

>>14556740
>calling me socially inadequate when you cover your smile with a face diaper, wont go within 6 ft of another human being, and probably avoid your own grandma
Projection levels are off the charts.
>>14556768
Why should I care if I infect you insulting little bitches? You're nasty as fuck. I'm not gonna stop breathing just to save your ass.

>>14556834
Well you certainly won't infect me because I don't live in the third world cesspool that is the USA. But uh keep being selfish and demonstrating your selfishness to the rest of the world while simultaneously putting your own health at risk? Great job!

>>14556727
Just give up anon. These faggots wont listen to reason, theyll just keep making fun of you.

>>14556842
Maskfags will literally call you "selfish" while they actively wish for the death of millions. Yeah sorry I still dont care about your pathetic lives buddy.

>>14556888
Yes I wish for the death of millions of low IQ selfish Americans who think they are the best in the world. I do not wish senseless death upon people. But Americans are not people. They are more like an experiment gone wrong. Sorry.

>>14556868
You’re right I truly don’t know why I bother sometimes.

>>14556906
>um actually they're just not people sweaty
Yeah wait til you have to explain that to God lol

>>14556927
*god*
Who? fairytale again?

>>14556927
It’s not spelled like that lmao. What a retard.

>>14555503
The guy's 32. Even if you're an underHb& zoomer the chances of him surviving you aren't too bad.

>>14555418
He better hurry, because I've got a hired killer coming in two weeks to make my death look like an accident.

>>14556955
Anyone one this precious site will eventually die.
It's a fact.
cope

>>14555503
not soon enough...
>>14556955
jeeze, really? Id have guess late 30's, early 40's... maybe even mid 40s.

>>14555418
not if I can help it

Good.

>>14556955
I hope someone on this board will see this and cause him to be deceased of unnatural causes

>>14557323
Cunt

>>14556842
Do you live in the UK? Because per capita they are doing much worse

>>14557459
Thankfully no

>>14557518
oh then everywhere else is an irrelevant shithole

was watching some pepin on the tubes last night. my favourite thing is how completely unpretentious he is. in a world where babish and weissman put more effort into how the food looks than how it tastes he's making flapjacks from stale bread and curly hot dogs, not giving a fuck. every time he takes a metal fork to a non-stick i die a little inside though.

>>14557552
>>14557552
Hahaha, keep living in a fantasy world retard. We rank top 4 in the world in terms of quality of life and medical care. USA and UK don't even come close. Your nations are shitholes full of retards.

>>14557554
they make metal resistant nonstick you know.
>https://www.calphalon.com/en-US/use-and-care-calphalon-signature-nonstick
>Safe for use with metal spatulas, spoons and whisks, as well as nylon, silicone, coated or wooden utensils.

>>14556544
Based. America has needed a decent eugenics program for a while chinkcoof might be just what the doctor should have ordered

>>14556682
based. at this point i kinda want all the trump supporters to rally together, get each other sick and die of covid :D
t. mutt

>>14555418
This guy is the greatest cooking teacher we've ever had.
His books & TV series are chock full of excellent techniques.
It's too bad he isn't as recognized because he isn't a psychotic narcissist like Gordon fucking Ramsey.

>tfw you were excited to see so many replies in a nice pepin thread but yurofags and retarded mutts are going at each other over 'rona

>eurorucks ruin yet another thread
many such cases, sad!

>>14557711
Trump country has a long, long way to catch up to the death toll in New York, faggot.

>>14557721
There’s still time anon. Name your favorite
>veggie
>meat
>fish
And I’ll tell you how to prepare it.
>>14557741
Shhhh you’re ruining it

>>14557756
>veggie
onions
>meat
idk, im in the mood for pork
>fish
i like pink fish like trout and salmon but my favorite seafood is lobster

>>14557789
Here’s how to glaze pearl onions

>>14557789
He gives 3 ways to cook a lobster but steaming is my favorite

I really wish his video for darphin potatoes was still somewhere. Makes me sad

>>14557789
Pork section is very long and I’m lazy :p

>>14555503
pls let it be suicide

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How is he able to generate so much dubs from beyond the grave?

>>14557822
goddamn it im reading this in his accent.

>>14557689
i didn't know that. i wonder how many people take forks to their non-stick that isn't this special type though after watching this madman

>>14557713
This 100%. Fuck anyone who likes Ramsay.

>>14557822
>delicate hands, glossy with youth
how YOU doin’ cowboy?

>>14557914
what the fuck

>>14557972
o-okay

>>14557822
I'd hold that soft hand

This video is his contribution to humanity's future development. If one has never made an omelette and studies this video thoroughly, they will eventually learn all there is to make the perfect one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>14558010
this exact video is how i learned to make an omelette

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>>14557972
Quit hornyposting

>>14557822
I’d glaze those delicate fingers....

>>14558041
<3

>>14558066
Cute melon head in the reflection

>>14556955
If he looks like this at only 32, he'll be in the ground long before me.

he looks remarkably alert for a 84 year old

I wouldn't be surprised if he made it to 100, eating good food and doing what you love for a living does wonder for your health

>>14557713
>It's too bad he isn't as recognized
recognized by who? I'm pretty sure the culinary world has immense respect for him, far more than for ramsey, sure he's not popular among the 95 IQ reddit/twitter crowd but he doesn't need to be

>>14556602
kek

>>14556602
Hahahah based as fuck

so is the pan teflon or non-teflon in that omelette video

>>14559358
Teflon but Jacques doesn't give a fuck because it's not his pan.

>>14556955
Is this true? I look shit for my age at 37, but I still look better than him.

>>14559377
>Teflon but Jacques doesn't give a fuck because it's not his pan.
Yeah,it's the one point of debate. You can make the same in any other pay, but it might stick if not seasoned well. I've used aluminum and carbon steel to the same effect. But, teflon has an ease to it.
If it concerns one too much, there are silicone forks that could be used without fear of scratching the teflon.

>>14556614
just when did dog videos become this cringe...

>>14556681
You're not going to die. You're just killing other people. Nothing to worry about, I guess.

I was really happy when I got home from work and saw that my Jacques thread had so many comments. Was hoping to read a lot of good Jaques content, but all I got was retards arguing about COVID.
Fuck you guys.

>>14560259
same. Why do retards have to spread their bullshit basic science denial and politics to literally every corner of the internet? I can't even browse through a food and cooking website without moronic low IQ Americans spreading their toxic politics.

>>14560259
To be fair it's a fucking gay thread.
/tv/ tier.

>>14555418
Thankfully I'll die before him.

>>14555418

>>14555418
not if I die first