/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14516129
I was once fisted in a Denny’s bathroom in 2014

>>14516129
One time I went to Five Guys and it was good but kind of expensive.

>>14516162
He’s not lying, I was in the stall next to them and I heard the whole ordeal.
>finish meal at Denny’s circa 2014
>go to take a shit and hit my vape a bit
>hear bathroom door open mid shit
>2 (presumably very fat based on their legs) men enter the stall next to me
>suddenly banging on stall wall
>2 voices grunting
>”oh god your fist is in my ass”
>heavy breathing
>”fuckin mayonnaise everywhere”
Pic related

>wasted
>Denny's
>go to leave
>need to piss first
>take glorious closed-eye piss
>2 shakes because I'm a good boy
>realize I accidentally pissed entirely on the floor
>book it past employee walking in
>hear employee start to swear as I run out the door to my friend's car
>he takes his sweet time lighting a smoke before we drive away
>still went back to that Denny's

>>14516129
i diarrhea'd in a fresh slice's sink

>smack waitress on ass
>she doesnt get that mad because i was 8

>>14516129
>be me
>go to restaurant
>eat meal
>pay for it
>go home
literally so crazy man ha ha

>>14516129
Back when I worked for a grill
>on the line
>we send out food from the grill for people to pick up
>send out a grilled chicken salad
>karen picks it up
>come back a minute later
>"I WANT MORE SALAD!"
>She slams the bowl on the countertop and its full
>Me and my partner go lolwut
>The other guy cooking with me is a assistant manager
>states we didn't give her enough salad
>the bowl is full so we check to see if we gave her the wrong size bowl
>its the right size
>we go ask the cashier and she says the order was right
>tell her that's the order were sorry
>absolute chimpout.mp4
>starts slamming the bowl and screaming were stealing from her
>starts making threats to call the police
>coworker stops caring and tells her to fuck off and eat her food
>the chimpout is unreal
>manager comes over
>tells her to fuck off
>The mother of all chimpouts
>she throws the bowl at my coworker
>starts screaming
>whole building is watching her chimp out
>leaves with her family
>spams our reviews for a bit
>owner finds out and lols
Pic related, its our salads, hers would just add grilled chicken

>>14516129
Recently, my 'straunt stories are me driving to a place I like, calling my order in my car, them bringing the food out to me, then me eating in my car.

>>14518856
It's a small bowl man,not gonna lie.

How much did it cost?

>>14519061
without chicken I think it was 2.50
with chicken I think like 5.00
it been a while but they were good because we had a homemade dressing and fresh chicken. nothing frozen in that place and no microwaves

>old guy had heatstroke in the booth next to me at dennys

>>14519108
ripoff. karen was right

>>14516129
>be me
>dipshit worker, I mean, dishpit
>homeless guy comes into restaurant
>hanging out with waiter, slow and very cold night
>homeless guy is just chilling on the booth near the front door
>everybody sees him but nobody talks to him
>me and waiter just decide fuck it, he’s cold as fuck and we don’t care enough to kick him out so we are gonna let him chill
>someone kicks him out when the morning shift come in
>continue to see him hanging out in the bathroom for hours
>I get paid minimum wage and my shit managers won’t even hire me a coworker to help with my busy shifts
>never bother him once

>>14519170
Cry harder poor, its a fresh salad for 5 bucks with homemade ranch and fresh chicken off the grill
>>14519186
Sad if true, I remember we had someone like that but he would panhandle inside the store so we had to make him leave once he started walking up to people eating and begging for money. He was nice before then but we kept telling him not to do that but he kept doing it. Offered him help he would take it then ask for more then get pissed when he didn't get more. Learned the real meaning of "if you give a mouse a cookie" that day as a teen

>>14519213
not poor i can save money making the same salads by buying my own ingredients. refund all your customers

>>14519219
>i can save money making the same salads by buying my own ingredients.

no shit? restaurants exist for a reason and it's not so people can save money by eating at them, dipshit

>>14519219
Ok poor, go eat your special salad

>>14519219
You can also suck your own dick if you stretch and practice long enough; that way you don't have to pay men to swallow their loads, faggot.

>>14519230
i know but that salad is a ripoff and people are better off making their own
>>14519235
>>14519243
>assmad over salad

>>14519277
>Thinking your Walmart ingredient salad will be better than restaurants
I bet you put baco bits on your "salad" then drizzle some fucking balsamic on top and call it gourmet

>>14519291
it is because it was money well spent

I saw a ww2 vet struggling heavily to open the door to the resteraunt I had just left. He had one of those walking roller assistant things and was close to collapsing between trying to manage the door and his walker. Plenty of people were using the door right beside his coming and going, nobody helped or paid any attention, I thought it was pretty beautiful in a tragic yet funny way.

>>14518918
Like sonic but everywhere.

I was in a Jack’s in some shithole town in Alabama around 1998

Two guys busy in the restaurant screaming about “a nigger outside is trying to diddle our kids”...and need to use the phone (zoomers won’t understand this) so they call the cops and they show up and the black guy starts resisting arrest, which leads to a brawl between these two cops and this one black guy and he winds up getting shot and killed because he went after one of their guns. We then kneeled in solidarity to assert our displeasure with these racist cops and screamed “black lives matter” until they understood the evil they had committed

>>14518856
Giving her more lettuce would have cost 3 pennies more. Your manager apparently has no business-aptitude. You lost her business and that of her family, and maybe her friends. It's better to yield to crazy women.

>>14519811
>It's better to yield to crazy women.
nope

>>14519811
>encouraging chimpout behaviour for a totally negligible amount of business
fuck everyone who thinks like you

When I was in college my gf worked at a little restaurant that was kind of a dump but popular. Anyway a worker was prepping tons of potatoes for hashbrowns. The guy cut his hand and bled into the hashbrowns. They never threw it out and served it. She quit and told everyone about it

>go to Noma during chink flu when they had their burger pop-up
>best burger i've ever had by a mile
>10/10 would eat again
there you go

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>busser at an upscale mexican food restaurant 10 years ago while on summer break
>one night, we got a young couple, girl was a 9/10
>go to refill their water glasses
>girl stares at me deadpan, unprovoked, and goes "what's your fucking problem?"
>just smile nervously and glance at the guy
>he's staring down at his crotch and mumbles "i'm sorry, she's in a mood"
>later on, go to clear their dishes, she stares at me again, "don't ever fucking come back here"
>smile nervously again
>guy is just shaking his head and looking defeated
>as soon as they step out of the restaurant, the girl erupts in anger at the guy

another night
>we got a new bartender, she's a 9/10, 5'11 absolute bombshell, it's her first day
>think i have a shot with her since i'm 6'4
>spent several minutes talking to her at the bar when i was off, thought things were progressing nicely
>find out next day she had already fucked the other bartender that was working that night
>go home that night and cry self to sleep
>never talk to her or make eye contact again

another night
>milf who had worked there since the place opened was head waitress, got her son who was my age a busser job as well
>they seem like normal white suburban people
>one night, they were both cut at the same time
>saw them in one of the dimly light highways kiss each other on the lips

tons of other weird events like these. i expected different since it was a nice place and its clientele was mainly rich white people. showed me firsthand how messed up people who own/work at restaurants are.

>>14516187
kek

Most of my restaraunt stories are of the general incompetence of expo/servers from the perspective of a cook, sorry to say.
>tfw you have to remake an item twice because expo lost it the first two times
>servers putting up tickets with custom bullshit they have been explicitly told multiple times that we do not do as part of official kitchen policy, only to have them bitch at you when you inform them of this saying that [other cook] has done it in the past
>the classic "expo bringing the wrong item to the wrong table, forcing you to remake both items" maneuver.

>be me
>dipshit from earlier
I worked graveyard BTW
>regular drunk comes in
>has a huge f150
>always parks across like 4 spots and comes swerving into the parking lot
>pretty fat old man
>usually able to stay awake and stay up
>one night, he just falls back
>completely passes out sprawled across the floor
>nobody knows what to do because he’s like 250 pounds of drunk muscle and fat and most of us are skinny teenagers or women
>eventually get him lifted up and wake him up
>he just stumbles out to his truck and drives off
>comes back the next night
Some people are absolute mad lads

>>14519462
It sounds like he must have been wearing something to identify him as a WWII vet, so it serves that attention seeker right.

>>14519277
You don't even know what part of the country or world that he's from, how the hell would you know if its a ripoff or not? My god what a complete faggot your mother has raised

>>14516162
Nice

>>14520606
>saw them in one of the dimly light highways kiss each other on the lips
Was it like a familial kiss? Or like passionate?

>>14522610
You best not impede Hank William jr from doing what he does best. He might shoot some beechnut in your eye.

>>14517313
CHAD

>>14520606
>son
>kiss each other on the lips
That wasn't her son

>>14522667
>thinking it’s cheaper to buy a salad rather than making it yourself
>thinks region has anything to do with it
>assumes there’s someone somewhere in the world who can buy a premade salad for cheaper than homemade
>makes a bunch of assumptions with little to no experience of the world
You’re either underageb& or a fully brainwashed “liberal” (aka socialist) because this is the most retarded post on /ck/ right now

>>14522977
The value of both capital and labor are approaching zero at an accelerating rate. You better stop trying to hide from socialism or the value of currency is going to disappear with it.

>>14522977
So apparently buying a salad anywhere for any price is a ripoff now? I can agree with that, of course, but it makes your original reply kinda unncessary in the first place.

>>14522977
bbbased thank you anon

>>14520058
You are playing with fire to not yield to a crazy woman. Especially in this day and age. They can wreck your life without a shred of evidence. Just give her some more almost free lettuce. It's like rice. It costs almost nothing. Easiest way to avoid being metaphorically lynched in this increasingly insane world.

>>14523058
nope you simple beta faggot

Fucking Salad

>>14519811
Yeah no

>>14519811
Local retard cant read when it said it was full

>>14520046
>>14520058
>>14523304
>>14523403
cope

A friend was in a queue for the drive through of a burgerjoint when he saw the car in front of him started throwing trash out the window right on the pavement. He got out and went up to the car with a furious look on his face and said (probably yelled) "What do you think you're doing just dumping shit like that?". The fat woman driving the car and the 2 kids just seized up and stared at him without saying anything, rolling up the windows in the process. He tried for a moment to get recognition of the fact they littered like pigs on the street but they were just stuck in stunned mode. When he went back they just started the car and drove away like nothing had happened.

I've passed people in grocery stores who had basically reacted the same, as if they consciousness just kicked in and they realized other people exist in this world too and might try to communicate with them.

>>14516162
My adhd eyes read “Disney”.

>>14518856

That actually looks like a nice salad and the dude defending the woman is a fag

Anyways craziest restaurant story was at a really small but nice Mediterranean restaurant. Four Korean women were out celebrating a birthday and got a little too drunk and loud. A table near them asked them to quiet down (it's small, like 6 tables so most people are polite and speak softly) and the entire table instantly pulled the race card, saying it was because they were Korean and how this man ruined their birthday celebration then left without paying, one then came back because they forgot a half full bottle of wine. Not very exciting.

>>14519170
holy shit how fucking poor are you?

My buddy has a restaurant and is having trouble meeting his minimum ordsrs.
He is letting his friends all get food wholesale.
I have only gotten meat so far and it's been really good and really cheap.
What else should I get?
Anyone else here doing this in these odd times?

>>14523746
that's a ton of cheese and ranch. are you in the american south?

>>14523802

Nah I'm 20 minutes from Upper Manhattan, but it doesn't look like too much given the size of the bowl in relation to what I assume is a standard lunch tray.

>>14518856
That is a pretty small salad tho

>>14520119
My friend and I both worked in the deli at the stop & shop. We got caught smoking weed on shift but weren't fired immediately because there was a rush. We poured a gallon of ketchup into the 5 gallon bucket of macaroni salad, and then went and cut open the packaging on as many deli meats as we could. Stupid teenage shit.

it's a bar story but whatever
>there's this challenge on the menu
>drink a liter of beer in around 3 minutes, take a shot every time you stop and you can only stop three times, and you get a picture picture
>piss easy i think
>guy goes over the rules, brings out a hourglass tells me i have to finish before it goes out and it's free
>ace it in a minute and 40
>"uhhhhhhh actually the hourglass ran out 5 seconds ago"
>"when i told you the rules i never said 3 minutes, just hourglass"
>"well the menu doesn't count, besides it doesn't even says it's free there, besides it says AROUND 3 minutes"
i genuinely hope corona made them close for good

never do bar challenges without an actual lawyer beside you

>>14516129
>be me
>super stoner
>wake and bake and decide i want coffee and a brekkie sammie
>order through mobile from coffee shop
>forget to order sammie
>get there and they're fucking slammed
>walk up to online counter and only see coffee
>autistically sperg out "WTF I ORDERED A SAMMICH WITH THIS TOO WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS"
>16 year old runs up to me apologizing and asking what kind of sandwich i had
>"Double meat sausage egg and cheese croissant"
>just makes it and throws it in the oven real quick and gives it to me
>leave
>remember i didn't actually order the sammich
>laugh and gorge myself on my free meal
>do this every saturday morning when they got a rush til plague times

feels good mayng

>>14523802
The place is in south, its a bbq/grill
>>14523826
Its is a lunch bowl, just add chicken

>worked as a dishwasher in an Italian restaurant when I was 20
>need to piss, go to only open urinal next to an older guy
>he pulls out his phone and starts talking saying "yeah this kid next to me has the smallest dick I've ever seen"
>look at him and ask what the fuck dude
>he puts his phone away and says "haha I'm just kidding my kids hate when I do stuff like that"
>wtf
>He then asks me what school I go to
>tell him I'm 20 and not currently in school (I looked much younger at the time, still do)
>he immediately nopes out
That guy definitely wanted to pound some underage boipussy

>>14524530
Is your dick small though

>>14524348

>dude. weed. lmao why do they hate us?

>>14524615
a little

>>14522987
>implying socialism is the solution
The only way socialism “””fixes””” the problem you see is that millions will starve to death waiting in lines for food, and this only helps by redistributing a meager amount of land and money anyways. Mostly it just helps the people in control stay in control and need less food to distribute to the lowered population to keep it stable.
tl;dr you want the entirety of the human population to be slaves/drones to the 1% who will rule with an iron fist forever and starve out anyone they don’t like

>>14523017
I wasn’t the person he originally replied to

>>14524317
So they basically “challenge” you to spend your money on some gimmick and get drunk without any chance of ever beating the challenge?
At least you get drunk, I guess

>>14524348
If the coffee shop is Starbucks or some other chain, I don’t really care, but if you’re doing this to a local coffee shop you’re a cunt and I hope it closes down so you can never eat their sammiches again.

>>14524723
I kind of do want the world to be controlled by an elite upper class. The only thing is I haven't secured my place in that upper clasd just yet so I need it to wait a bit.

>>14524348
>not double checking your order
>spazzing out straightaway instead of being calm about it first
>wake and bake
>super stoner
See if you didn't smoke as soon as you wake up like an addict, you wouldn't have forgotten the sandwich you karen. I hope eventually they click on and bar you.
t. responsible stoner

>>14520220
Jelly

>>14518856
Thats like 20 cents in ingredients. Salads are almost always a ripoff.

>>14519291
Do you think restaurants have some kind of access to secret special ingredients not available to normal people? There is nothing a restaurant can make that a person can't make cheaper.

>>14516129
>drinking at one of my favorite dive bar/restaurants
>ate a very large Salisbury steak dinner right before
>drink too much beer on top of it too fast
>barely make it to the restroom
>puke all over the toilet
>not in the toilet
>on it
>and the walls
>brown gravy and meat chunks
>make no attempt to clean up
>leave immediately

>>14518856
Can I get some more lettuce with my cheese?

>>14525356
Deep fryer

>>14524317
it sounds like you just have trouble with comprehension...he clearly told you have to beat the hourglass, which you didn't, so you failed the challenge

>>14524723
Your description of "socialism" is actually feudalism. I suggest you actually study history and its related terms so you don't out yourself as an idiot again in the future.

>>14524317
similar story, but an eating challege
>day after st paddys
>hungover
>feeling the hunger
>in burger place for breakfast
>well known as a premium spot among family and friends
>"Eat 7lb burger in 1hr and its free"
>otherwise 30 quid
>burger arrives
>its a fucking mess
>beef its grainy
>chicken dryer than last nights beer supply
>cheese between salad, ice cold
>rest of tables burgers look (and apparently taste) amazing
>realise the whole thing is a scam
>never go back to the city again

Why the fuck cant I just live in the states and die from exessive burgers already

>>14522610
>>always parks across like 4 spots and comes swerving into the parking lot

I try for 6. But then again, I'm always try to push past the max. Reach my full trolling potential.

>>14520220
What’s noma?

We used to fuck with our co-workers lunch orders.
>Dish retard used to order a double stack of blueberry pancakes everyday. We'd get pissed because the blueberries would shit up the grill during the lunch rush. To get back at him, we'd make these ridiculous pancakes with shit like onions or rice, instead of blueberries. Other times, we'd make huge pancakes that required one of those pizza paddles to flip. We'd then serve them on one of those dishes intended for teacups.
> Waitress orders a hot dog for lunch. I put a boiled turkey neck in a bun and send it out. Hear screaming from the front of the restaraunt when she sits down to eat it.

>>14524317
>it took you 1 minute 40 to drink a litre of beer
you deserve to lose thats slow as fuck

>>14525764
Honestly you should have been fucking with the dish guy just for ordering his food during the rush instead of after, regardless of what it was.

>>14526213
That was a reason, too. But losing all of that grill space and having to scrub it after, was the main reason.The guy was retarded, so he really didn't comprehend why we'd get so angry. We'd tell him to fuck off, and he'd start screeching and call us bum-faces.Actually, thinking back, that whole place was a nut house.

>>14525356
>There is nothing a restaurant can make that a person can't make cheaper.

Not true at all, restaurants get their food wholesale. It's way cheaper for me to go to McDonald's and get a burger and fries than it is for me to go to the store and get all the ingredients. Unless I want to eat burgers and fries every day for a month.

>>14522987
Oh no, maybe things will be different from the last thousand times you said capitalism would fail. I won't hold my breath.

>>14524953
Better hope a revolution never comes. If it does you'll be put against a wall.

>>14516176
"hitting a vape" in 2014 was the most unrealistic part of your tale

>>14519108
>anon would chimp out for $5
how old are you?

>>14522977
If your only definition of the word ripoff is "I can do it cheaper myself" then you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand how restaurants work. Of course you can make a salad cheaper yourself, no one disputes that.
What the hell does socialism have to do with anything? You're bringing up shit that has nothing to do with what you've posted about. Jesus Christ what an unbelievable faggot you truly are

>>14518856
That is kind of small for an entree

>at mcdonalds at 3am after being at the bar
>2 dude bros acting like cocky assholes and harassing 2 women
>tip my fedora and tell the punks to scram
>some guy comes up behind me amd gets me in a choke hold
>start seeing stars
>oh fuck
>pass out
>wake up to some middle age women yelling "are you ok?!"
>uhhhhhhh
>cashiere gives me 12 nugs for free because he feels bad for me
worth it

>>14519108
thats a fair price desu

>>14520119
i had a food truck and did the same thing several times during the rush.

>>14525375
based

>>14526293
Seems like it

Make some soup

10 min later server
Freaks out
"OMG OMG there is a fucking leaf in the soup like from a fucking tree!!!"

That's a bay leaf it's supposed to be in there.

"But like from a tree???"

Yes it's a seasoning just like basil is a leaf

"Oh ok"

Half an hour later

"Hey anon I don't think the leaves are supposed to be in soup I keep asking if people want the soup with it without the leaf and they all say no"

Lol wtf no if you see a leaf just take it out don't ask them if they want a fucking leaf

"Oh ok"

Half an hour later

"Wtf there's a leaf in this soup??"

"Yeah I found one to"

" Yeah anon said it's supposed to be it's supposed to be in there is like basil or something"

"Yeah girl I found like 6-7 in there"

Wtf why are you all finding so many bay leafs? I only put 4 in the 10 gallons of soup.

"Oh well you told me to take them out so when I scoup one up i take it out and put it back in the pot then when the pot is empty I take the leaves and out them in the new pot"


Don't do that throw them out.

"Oh ok anon"
I fucking hate serves especially this one

"Steak medium rear"
"Can they have the country fried steak rare?"
"What meat is in the chicken and sausage gumbo?"
"They want the cheese burger with no cheese"

"I have an order for an omelette"

Okay what do they want in it?

"I don't know I didn't ask"
(she proceeded to stand there and stare blankly at me like a deer in the headlights)
"So eh um are you going to make it?"

How can I make it if I don't know what they want in it?

"Oh uhm uhh what should I do?"

go fucking ask them what they want in the omelette!


"So like if steak is cow what is beef?"

"Uh I think beef is like deer or lamb"


"Can they get the beef and bean chilli with out the beans?"

"Can they get Guinness beef stew rare?"

"Can they get the Salisbury steak rare?"

"Corned beef is like pork right?"

servers are the most entitled people you can meet and the stupidest

>>14525375
>Drinking with my girlfriend's friends at my favorite brewery
>Playing boring ass board games
>After 3 beers, remember I can order a Maß (1 liter) of their 9% dark beer.
>Drink 2 liters of their 9% beer
>Go to toilet on our way home
>Don't make it to toilet
>Puke all over floor
>Try to clean it with paper towels
>Wash my hands and leave
>Haven't been back in 3 years

>>14516129
had a booth that took off their kids diaper to change him on the table. No one liked that

>>14525356
>do restaurants have some kind of secret special access
Yes. Yes we do.

>>14526721
the spacing here is horrible and you need to go back, but lol these sound endlessly frustrating

>>14526293
I'm not convinced that there is a kitchen that isn't full of nutters of some sort.

>>14523782
not wanting to be ripped off =/= being poor

>>14527063
Based. Feels like a lot of aspies on /ck/ just don't understand this concept.

>>14516129
I haven't been to a restaurant since February.

>>14525695
If you didn't walk out without paying you are a fucking bitch

>>14526721
>Literal reddit posting
Kill yourself

>>14526381
The only reason capitalism hasn't already failed is because it has always been propped up by socialism. Always.

>>14518856
If you're charging more than $3 for that tiny thing then that's just a scam

>be at texmex restaurant with my dad
>Waiter brings out our chips, salsa and waters
>booth in front of us has an old lady in her 60's-70's
>Were start talking about crypto
>The lady in the booth in front of us starts making weird noises and groans
>"I gotta go to the bathroom" she says to herself pretty loudly
>she gets up and starts walking down the isle.
>She's wearing white pants
>As she walks down the isle there's shit literally running down her pants
>It's leaving a trail down the isle of brown puddles of shit
>the stench is so bad
>My dad puts 5$ on the table and we get up and leave

>>14525748
I think it's that place where they serve you a plate with some moss with a stick in it and charge you $500 because they have 3 michelin stars

>>14527326
>isle
Isle is a small island, in this context the word is aisle, same pronounciation.

>>14527326
>Stealing from hard working immigrants because some white woman shit herself
I bet you voted trump to you fucking racist bigot

>>14527371
They paid 5$ for free chips, salsa, and water. That's not stealing.
If you want to improve your deficiencies, work on your reading comprehension.

>>14527373
They don't bring out chips and salsa until they're ready to take your order incel

>>14527375
OP here, Most Mexican restaurants and texmex's in Texas bring the chips and salsa out first with your drinks.

>>14527375
>They don't bring out chips and salsa until they're ready to take your order incel
t. actual fucking retard

>about midnight in the city after a couple of drinks with work people
>decide to grab a burger then get a taxi home
>go to mcdicks and get whatever meal
>the monopoly competition thing is on
>peel off the stickers and put them on the side
>put earphones in and start eating
>not to listen to music but to avoid people talking to me
>some 18-19 year old guy and girl sit down at the table next to me
>after a few minutes notice they're looking at my stickers and asking each other if they could grab them without me noticing
>"wait can he hear us? nah he has music going"
>start looking at one of them
>"I think he might be able to hear us"
>say out loud "What would be REALLY embarrassing is if he didn't have music playing to begin with"
>they get their shit and leave very quickly
>chuckle to myself and finish my disgusting greasy burger

>>14527452
What a sperg, at least you can speak to people

>>14527452
>"What would be REALLY embarrassing is if he didn't have music playing to begin with"
can someone explain please

>>14527346
>they serve you a plate with some moss with a stick in it

>>14516129
>working garde manger for fancy asian restaurant
>third day
>chef comes to my station
>"VIP TICKET COMING IN, I NEED 3 CHICKEN CIGARS"
>basically cigar shaped wonton with filling and caviar on top
>dice chicken up as fast as i can
>start stuffing wonton with chicken
>wonton breaks
>chef slams his hand on the table
>GET OFF THE STATION

>>14527742
Do you go around restaurants at midnight introducing yourself to people? I wanted to eat and go home without being bothered, people are assholes in the city.
>>14527809
I had my earphones in so they assumed I couldn't hear them but I didn't have any music playing, so I heard everything they were saying when they didn't think I could

>>14526637
it's okay desu-san.

This happend in austria in a Restaurant-bar.
>Be me
>year 2017
>14 birthday of girlfriends sister
>all of us downed about 4 shots of vodka
>restaurant owner comes up
>puts hand on 14 year old girl
>tells her she is cute
>me, kinda buff, native austrian and 2 of our syrian friends who were semi proffesional martial arts fighters looked at him.
>he looked at us, called the 2 syrians asylanten schwein while he kept his hand on the girls shoulder.
>we push him into the bathroom
>made him piss his pants

Yea we made him piss his pants.

>>14519811
Nope

I once had a patron send back a bowl of soup because it was too hot

>>14528719
Valid. Don't serve me soup that's still boiling.

>>14528557
was she cute

>>14528777
We cook it on the stove top to order. Blow on it or wait a few minutes. Also suck my dick.

>>14523434
It was you chimping out over that salad, wasn't it

>>14523058
You are a pussy, bro. You get into these situations because those types of people can smell your palpable weakness.

>>14528803
Did you give it 5 min and then re-serve?

>>14528557
Nice Paulaner, Ahmed.

>>14519811
people like you need to catch the rona

>>14524953
Quintessential American response. "I better not upset the rich, one day I'll be among them!"

>>14526721
homeboy your posting style is trash and is giving me an aneurysm

>>14517313

>>14527013
>>14527169
>>14529085

Not original poster but how the fuck are you meant to separate different lines of speech without making them look like a mess?

>>14529362
>not original poster
lmao

>>14526343
You realize when you go to a store you can request a specific amount of meat right? Why dont people realize this?

>>14528557
A guada paulaner

>>14529362
You may not be OP but you sure are a fag

>>14529390
:c

>>14525918
When you have a mental timer you tend to do by it
Ironically it would be easier if they told people to just go as fast as they can

>whole family gathers to take great grandfather out for his birthday to a really nice steakhouse
>my dad, his son, is a huge sperg about how his steak is cooked
>everyone orders, dad gets a t-bone steak
>asks them to make it rare, easy enough
>steaks all arrive and he just stares at his, doesn't even try it, calls waitress over
>says the steak is too cooked, needs to be rarer
>waitress takes it back
>everyone is eating their steaks just fine, another 20 or so minutes before a second steak comes out for my dad
>visibly very rare, looks like it might not even be warm
>not good enough for dad
>says "i want my steak to run around the table and moo" to the waitress
>sends it back again, everyone has almost finished their food
>third steak arrives
>they gave him a completely uncooked steak, not even room temperature as if they had it out to cook it, this shit is COLD.
>he think's he's been pranked and has a boomer tantrum
>entire family laughs at him, cooks and staff were probably laughing at him as well

>>14516129
>go to leave, waitress tell me to have a good day
>i dont

YYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>14530064
>receives almost raw meat
>complains it isn’t raw enough
>is given completely raw meat
>complains it isn’t cooked enough
This checks out for boomer mentality

>>14530084
based

>>14529397
You can, but then you're paying even more of a premium.

>>14527915
If you were in such a hurry, why sit down at all? Can't walk and chew burger at the same time?

>>14528781
Yeah, and even cuter when she was 18 and I finally got to smash that puss.

>>14530132
>t. zoomer sõyboy

>>14526721
Oh, I can think of at least one person who is even stupider...

>>14530205
>implying I’m that retarded
Sorry bud, I’m not an NPC

>>14524723
>you want the entirety of the human population to be slaves/drones to the 1% who will rule with an iron fist forever and starve out anyone they don’t like
That is literally already how things are now you double colossal turbo faggot

>>14525650
>>14530265
This is what we are approaching, not what we have achieved. The difference between feudalism and socialism, or the current authoritarian forms of people control, is that with feudalism you have nothing but actual retards. With our current authoritarian system, we can have people that are educated and possess specialized skills to do specialized jobs. When feudal people’s were educated they revolted and destroyed the old way of ruling. Modern rule requires an educated populace to be fooled into believing its free so they’ll gradually accept their slavery.

Essentially, the authoritarian governments are using different forms of government (socialism, communism, democracy, capitalism, fascism, etc) to trick people into believing they have the freedom of choice of government and culture, but really all of them are the same sides of some awful dodecahedron of enslavement. We are quickly approaching feudalism 2.0 electric boogaloo, and it’s face is the authoritarian socialist governments that exist today. Every capitalist government that had freedom of the people (laissez-faire economics) has slowly been converted into capitalism-modified-socialism, and socialism is obviously NO different than communism and anyone who says differently is a brainwashed socialist.

>>14530064
>>great grandfather
>>my dad, his son

what?

>>14530188
I didn't say I was in a hurry I just didn't want to speak to the kind of people at a fast food place past midnight, I am so sorry for this social transgression.

>>14530199
lol no you didn't do shit haha

Went to a mexican restaurant, only employees were hispanic, ordered two burritos. They brought out two cheese burgers, which weren't on the menu.

>>14530888
adopted by grandparents

>>14530283
>with feudalism you have nothing but actual retards
Ah, I see your understanding of government and economics comes from the school of 4chan.

>We are quickly approaching feudalism 2.0 electric boogaloo
It's already here and was sparked with the creation of the World Bank in 1944 and slowly calcified over time. Every economic crisis in the last 20 years has further entrenched wealth in the hands of the extremely wealthy and will continue to do so unless something significantly changes.

>socialism is obviously NO different than communism and anyone who says differently is a brainwashed socialist
This statement demonstrates that you have no idea what either word means either historically or contemporarily. I'm not even a socialist but if you can't tell these things apart then you need to stop being ignorant--intentionally or otherwise.

>Be me
>Be shitty line cook in gastro pub
>Look at my tickets
>Waiters/Waitresses constantly add customer requests
>"Cut steak into pieces"
>"Cut fat off of prime rib"
>"Bowl of beef stew remove veggies"
>Tonights special "Remove x and y, add z"

I dont know how many times I told the waiters to get fucked with customers "special" requests. Know what you want, and if you are a grown man/woman im not cutting your shit. After a year I happened to be blessed with a chef that agreed and the waitstaff learned and explained to customers how it is.
Im not your parents. Im not cutting your steak like it was for a child. If a dish has ingriedients you dont want, dont order it. Fuck you, just let me do what I am told and make good quality food.

>>14532700
>everything is owned by the government
Vs
>everything is owned by the people who “””control””” the “””government””” and therefore involves no political control
When it involves socialism and communism, you gotta realize one is a glamoured up version of the other.

BTW it doesn’t matter what the ideas mean historically, what matters is what they mean now and how they don’t really mean anything.

>>14518856
Why not just throw some extra lettuce on there or something rather than have some obviously unhinged bitch cause a scene?

I once did cocaine in a Chili's bathroom betweeen meals. That was my low point in life.

>>14532781
Because you're a beta faggot

On holiday in Nice. Walking around the old town. Tourist trap restaurants with shitty multi language menus everywhere. Awful set menus at high prices.

See a small, funky decorated creperie. Go in and sit down. Have the most amazing meal of savoury filled crepes, fresh salad, wine and a desert for €15.50 each. Literally half the price of the other places.

Pic related. This was my wife's and was filled with delicious goats cheese and sun-dried tomatoes. I didn't get a picture of mine.

>>14528803
>we cook soup on the stove top to order
No you fucking don't lol, no kitchen would have the time or space to do something so stupid.

>>14527375
I've been to many mom-and-pop Mexican joints, the servers literally greet you with chips and salsa.

>>14524530
based pedo boomer

>>14526637
your pathetic story made me laugh

>>14530180
No? At least when I go to say, Food City they charge by the pound and asking for a specific amount they still charge by the pound.

>>14530205
The latter costs more because it provides convenience. You're close to society. Theaters, restaurants, bars and clubs, libraries, etc. If you buy a house in bumfuck nowhere all you have to do for entertainment is walk around in the forest or drive around in your shitty pickup or whatever rednecks do for fun. Maybe if you're feeling adventurous you'll drive 30-60+ minutes just to get to an actual city to do something.

>>14532738
i learned sometime into my teen years if i want to alter an item too much its just best not to order it, adults doing it is insane

>>14529362
>you
>can
>do
>it
>like
>this
>you fresh off the boat reddit cunt fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck yo
>u

>>14524348
You're a fucking faggot and I hope one of the cook stabs you

>>14525356
Yeah, we do, retard and we get it for cheaper than you do, too

>>14519811
>t. absolute faggot

>>14522622
Fuck off you miserable cunt

>>14527371
bait

>working at shlubway to make some money during college
>old man walks in
>asks for two large coffees, no shlubs or anything else
>inform him that this is shlubway and we do not sell coffee
>stares at me
>I stare at him
>"What, is the coffee not good?"
>10 more minutes of me explaining that we don't sell coffee here
>leaves
>dunkin donuts literally next door in the same plaza

>>14527371
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

http://www.pjwnex.us/media/text/Golden_Corral.txt

>>14536815
What did he mean by this?

>>14524530
seems based. lighten up

>>14528557
go home fucking paki shits

>>14533096
>€15.50 each
I went to Nice, I am a filthy American. I got a nice baguette at a bakery for less than a Euro.
Had the best dish of my life at local cafe. Southern Franche is truly the best cuisine.
The people are great too unlike those in Paris, (I know Paris is a bigger tourist trap than Moncao/Nice/Cotedazur)

>>14530199
>14 in 2017
>already 18 in 2020
Huh?

>>14533906
This has never happened to me or any of my friends, is it because I'm black?

>>14528557
what is it with you germans and bodily fluid fetishes?

>>14526721
I had a mental AVC reading this be proud

>>14537114
crepes aren't southern french- theyre traditional to the breton region

>>14536869
It's WORTH it...

>kitchen is shutting down for the night, only a single two-basket fryer is left on during the cleaning so some food can be sold for the bar
>only menu items we accept orders for at that moment are things that are fryer only, obviously
>40 minutes into kitchen shutdown, waitress starts entering large tickets with numerous non fryer items
>the flat and grill have been shut off and cleaned completely by this point
Sometimes I am fucking astounded by the cluelessness of the waitstaff/expo. I think the only thing that keeps me sane at this point is that I can drink for free and on the clock.

>>14530199
Huh?

>>14519811
People like you are why Karens like her chimp out in the first place, because they expect no one to tell them no when they throw a fit. Fuck you for making that behavior possible in the first place.

>>14523058
And if no one stands up to them that precident will continue. Stop being a coward and stand your ground or this world will never stop getting more insane.

>>14528557
I read native Austrian as native Australian and was wondering why some guy was speaking in German to a couple Syrians and an Abo

>>14532738
Requesting an ingredient to not be on a dish is fine for cook by order dishes, soup and stews sounds especially retarded though.

>>14537437
If you are getting paid to just deepfry shit, why not leave the grill on and make full orders? You get paid by hour. It takes time to clean up the grill. Make the full menu until its "actual, 100% kitchen close, im not allowed to make anymore food" time.

Veteran restaurant person. Did about a year in the BOH, before switching to FOH.

>FOH, bartender
>ticketed NYE party, all you can drink kind of setup
>guest shows me a picture of her and one of the sous on her phone from last NYE and is asking if she can get the same picture
>not sure where sous is, go downstairs
>entire management staff is partaking in amounts of cocaine that would be lethal to another person
>sous wipes coke off nose, goes upstairs, takes picture and does shot with guest
>immediately goes downstairs for more coke
This guy would drink a fifth of Ancient Age every night during service, he was an absolute gigachad

>FOH, working at a nice place
>by law bar close is at 1 am
>12:45, place is empty, almost finished clearing down
>douchebag rich owner brings in massive group of party guests
>everyone is shitfaced wasted, way beyond where I can serve them, owner included
>owner repeatedly orders me to serve guests even as they're standing on tables and breaking shit
>walk out rather than serve them
>find out a week later from a coworker that they drank until 2:30 am and got busted by the local PD, lost their liquor license for a week and the bar manager was fired for serving them after I left
Word to the wise: Never work for an owner who doesn't work in the restaurant on a regular basis. Somebody who's rich from some other industry will always treat the place like a playground and have no idea how to run the place properly.

>FOH, same place as before
>all hands on deck for a buyout kentucky derby party
>mint juleps on the cocktail menu
>300+ guests who are going to all have to be served out of a 13 seat bar which normally serves a 100 seat restaurant making nothing but cocktails all night
>come in several hours early for prep
>chef hasn't ordered or prepped any mint
>have to go to the grocery store and buy mint
>on the day of the kentucky derby
>have nowhere near enough, and it all looks like shit
Continued in part 2

>>14537790
>literally the fourth drink into the night one of our highly effective well bartenders uses a vegetable peeler to accidentally cut off a full 1/4 inch of her nail and index finger
>have to step off bar to properly dress the wound and send her to the hospital because the rest of the FOH and managers are all pussies who've never seen a real injury before
>she gets driven to urgent care by one of the busboys, knocking her out for the night
>nowhere near enough prep or product to make it through service
>run out of mint (obviously)
>run out of simple syrup
>run out of glassware
>run out of bourbon
>run out of literally everything because bar manager just fucking spaced the whole event
>300 reservations turn into 400 guests because front door staff is fucking up and not confirming reservations and just letting everyone in
>bar is 4 deep, but it's a small poorly designed bar which is meant for slower, fine-dining pace of service
>servers have completely shit the bed
>entire service collapses and we have to end the party an hour early
>owner then orders us to accept guests for dinner service IMMEDIATELY AFTER the end of the party, with the restaurant and service areas totally, visibly trashed
The money at the end was good, and the bartender who had to leave got a significant amount of worker's comp, but i wouldn't do that day and night over for a million fucking dollars

>FOH, different place
>late at night, shutting the bar down solo, just one server, myself, GM, and dishwasher in the place
>haven't seen any of them for a while, and I've had to take a couple tables the server should have taken (i don't mind extra cash, but I was getting worried)
>hear noise coming from office
>the fucking female GM, female server, and male diswasher are all somehow having a threesome in the cramped, cold office
>during service
What people do sexually is none of my business, but at least have the goddamn courtesy to do that shit only after all the guests have left.

>>14519811

>>14537816
The smart move is to accede to her request and then charge her extra for the extra lettuce, and when she throws a fit call the cops and have her trespassed.

>>14537811
How hot were the three of them?

>>14537859
The one server lady was a solid 8/10, the GM lady was a 5/10, and I don't know how hot the guy was because i'm not a faggot

>be me, waiter
>busy shift
>drunk boomer comes at me at the bar and complains about food taking too long
>shouts at me
>I just take it because I need this job badly
>when she's done she sees a bowl of chewed out olive stones on the bar
>I guess she assumes they're nuts or something
>takes a handful, shoves them in her, and walks away
>barman and I look at each other, kek

>>14537880
I have a similar story
>woman orders a french 75 or some shit
>garnish it with a lemon twist
>she goes "I love these" and eats it

>>14527371
Lol

>>14519170
jew detected

>>14524530
based and groomer pilled

>>14532146
Lol what the fuck

>>14530205
This is very clearly a Chinese-made ESL meme. It's weird, you can tell just by looking at it; there's some kind of uncanny-valley thing going on.

>>14516176
You heard us?

>>14538332
that's just what happens when people outside of chans make memes

>>14517313
King

>>14537364
He went to Nice and had crepe, I had hare stew and a baguette.

>>14537114
Parisians are assholes.

>>14537811
>threesome with the dishwasher

>>14537216
It's possible.

>>14538478
I think that's because Paris is a shithole. Went there back in 2014.
>niggers everywhere
>trash flying around in the streets
>saw a bum taking piss into a trash bin on one of the main streets
>shit stained matresses on a sidestreet
>everything was expensive

>>14525227
Based

>>14525650
Very based

>>14529031
Highly based

>>14526721
This is America. I've honestly not once worked with an incompetent server and I've done sous chef and waiter for years. At least here waiters are kinda respected and treated as human beans, not paid slave wages and most restaurants don't have retarded teens as servers.

>>14530265
Incredibly based post

>>14524723
>tl;dr you want the entirety of the human population to be slaves/drones to the 1% who will rule with an iron fist forever and starve out anyone they don’t like

I love the implication that this doesn't describe the current state of things

>>14532146
>>14532146
lol

>>14532784
sounds like a high point xD

>>14529362
don't worry anon, they're the tourists

>>14536781
>"What, is the coffee not good?"
That's the most pathetic attempt at an insult I've heard.

>>14524348
take a pepe leave a pepe

>eating a plate of buffalo wings
>hands covered in sauce
>waitress comes over to set down my entree
>try to be helpful and reach up to grab the plate from her
>brush wing sauce all over her hands
>for a moment she lets a look of absolute disgust slip out before she forces a smile and leaves
I was just trying to be helpful.

>>14538558
but it was her 14th birthday party. barring some weird situation where she turned 14 in 2016 but only celebrated in 2017, her 18th birthday wouldn't be until 2021

Today 2 of our 4 line cooks left without notice and only one of the remaining cooks has a brain so all our shit was in the red for hours

>>14537594
Wow. Such culture. Much history.

>>14542604
Dude either lick your fingers or use a napkin you pig

>>14519170
How much salad does your fat ass want in a serving, exactly?

>>14519213
>late night diner
>deadass stone cold Ohio winter
>drunk kid rush is done by 2
>mopping vomit and kicking out sleepers
>3 am and the creep rush comes.
>pimps and whores, town drunks, trannies, dealers
>they tip well but they usually try to get you to fuck/work with them in some manner
>4am: the saddest hour
>bums wander in from the cold
>freezing but smiling
>some are repeat offenders, we kick them out on sight
>others are familiar enough the manager asks how they're doing.
>all they have to do is 1-buy something (coffee is 1.00), 2-dont fall asleep, and 3-don't bother other customers.
>if they can do that they get to stay warm for the rest of the night
>they never bring money
>if they do, they fall asleep
>if they stay awake, they start to panhandle
Broke my fucking heart when we kicked out a regular bum. One of them literally had the personality of a puppy at a pound. He was so nice and gentle but he had mental issues and couldn't resist talking to college girls that were polite but repulsed by his appearance and odor. Guy looked like Charles Manson but with big, sweet puppy dog eyes. I hope he's doing alright. I quit specifically because that job made me feel like a heartless bastard every day.

>>14520606
>bus boys think they can bang waitresses
>still don't know the pecking order is bartenders/cooks>strangers>customers>servers>food runners>dogs>homeless guys>bus boys
Bruh. You will never get laid being someone's bitch.

>>14523058
Take the risk. Pride is all foodslaves have. If you start catering to psychos they'll never recover.

>>14543928
You reminded me of something
>Big park with a lake in my city
>Known for transvestite prostitutes taking over at night
>City kicks them out
>They start circulating through other areas
>Somehow they end up in my area during winter
I usually come across them because my sleep schedule is fucked up and I go buy junk food at 3 am, this one time I went to get a burger from McDonald's at 6 ok and there was this prostitute dressed like a prostitute sitting right next to the play area while kids played in there, drinking some coffee while waiting for nightall to start working and it was so fucking bizzare

>>14543987
>I went to get a burger from McDonald's at 6 ok and there was this prostitute dressed like a prostitute sitting right next to the play area while kids played in there, drinking some coffee while waiting for nightall to start working and it was so fucking bizzare
Then with one long lasting glance you stared into the reflection of the separation glass and a tear delicately rolled from your cheek and you ask yourself, "omg, how has this become my life?" You then realize the tranny sitting next to the playground is you. co/ck/

>>14519170
Please just shut the fuck up. It doesnt matter the size of the bowl what matters is that she wanted to get more than what she paid for. It was already full to begin with as the other guy states.

>>14522977
Insufferable. Absolutely Insufferable.

>>14528557
pretty sure you switched this races on this one and just told the same story

>>14538339
Yeah that’s what I just said

>>14519811
You sound poor

>Annoying pug faced girl comes in daily
>Always custom orders, constantly asks for off menu stuff because "I know you have it, can't you just make it for me?" (And constantly tries to trick new employees to do it for her)
>Calls me hun with that stupid DMV accent and tells me I should know her order by now
>Had enough
>Begin putting an extra 2 oz of white chocolate syrup in her drink
>Thicker deli cuts, extra sauce on sandwiches
>Literally watching her gain weight before my eyes

>She's blaming gluten, which is fine
>The rice wraps are still pretty calorie dense

>>14524317
Can't chug a liter in under 30 seconds, what a fag.

>>14546549
dang you got her real good bro good for you

>>14537880
>>14537890
Once I touched the top of someone's order in a candy shop because I thought it was a free sample. It was a big log of some kind of fudge, with some mint chips on top. From the side, I could only see the mint chips, and it looked very much like the bowl of free stuff they had out a moment before.

>Be me
>Years ago
>Go to McDonald's to pick up my check
>About 4 or 5 pm
>Ambulance, cop cars, yellow tape everywhere
>Ask my manager what the fuck is going on
>Someone OD'd on heroin in the parking lot
>They came in at store open to get food, shot up in their truck, and died.
>Right in front of the building
>There was a dead guy in his truck for like eight hours
>Manager was supposed to check on him at around 9 or so but forgot
>mon visage quand

Some nigger jannie tried to ban me, but it didn't work KEK

JANNY TRIES TO BANNY. HE THINKS HE CAN BE A NANNY! DON'T LET THE SPAGHETTI FALL OUT YOUR FANNY, YOU DIRTY NIGGER JANNY!

>>14524317
But a minute forty seconds is much less than an hour.

>>14548081
i saw a mcslave get a heart attack and get pulled out of her chamber by he paramedics into an ambulance
i even snatched a picture of it but i went swiming wih my phone and its lost

>>14518856
imagine ever buying a salad

>>14519811
You're a pushover bitch and you will die lonely with such a pussy attitude. You yielding is probably why Tyrone has stretched your ass hole to the point that you have to wear diapers

>work catering job as a server in the midwest
>mostly conference shit but occasionally big event
>new client wanting to do an annual thing set up a gala for 500 with a bar and served dinner
>only 3 chefs and 8 regular servers on staff with 8 temps as backup
>it's pretty strained but doable
>they have a bar reserved for VIP only with appetizers and a bunch of mixed drinks blocked off
>person at the door stops checking tickets and just lets whoever in, room is packed to the gills and everyone is getting shitfaced
>have to set up more tables in a hurry because apparently they oversold and now instead of 500 it's more like 600
>banquet hall can barely hold 700 total and tables weren't spaced out to accommodate that many additions so have to squish a bunch of the rows together like 4 hours before the damn thing starts and the tables are placed settings with every damn piece of silverware and plate we had
>couple of temps just bounce because they don't want to deal with the stress
>event is delayed by like an hour, mad rushing to get the plates set
>one of the cooks gets fucking plastered since he's about to quit, dropping shit everywhere
>can't bus that many plates during the event because it makes too much noise, only really get to clean the whole thing at 11
>don't finish until 2, dishwashers are still washing because we only have one goddamn machine and a couple have to handwash shit.
I'm glad I quit that job after, shit was a nightmare to work if you didn't have enough people for events.

>>14548434
wow. that's a really cool story man. you should totally keep telling that story. i feel your pain man. it must suck being such a boring retard.

>>14548472
No need to be a catty asshole about it.

>>14548551
yeah don't respond to me ever again and keep lurking until you actually have something interesting, or at least somewhat intelligent, to post

>>14548311
I have a wonderful wife and two beautiful daughters, the oldest of which has just reached that stage of life where she engages in exploratory flirting with her father while finding her sexual identity. I recently heard her masturbating, and suspect she sometimes thinks about me while doing it. The phase will probably pass in a year or two, but it's certainly gratifying while it lasts.

>>14542846
Shortly after I quit my last job due to management changes, two dishwashers walked out on the job in the middle of the dinner rush. One of the managers ended up spending the rest of the evening at the dish pit.

>>14548578
Look everyone! It's the King of /ck/! How magnanimous of you to grace us with your presence.

>>14548593
stop. and next time think for just 10 seconds, and i mean time time it, before you decide to share one of your thoughts or opinions.

>>14548602
Yes m'lord, as you are the one true arbiter of quality on /ck/, as befitting your title after all!

>>14548617
i am indeed because in real life i would manhandle you like a little bitch and that it would be hilarious to anyone watching. so please, i am being polite, don't ever respond to me ever again, and don't share anything about your lame ass boring life until you have thought about it and run it through some other social media, say reddit, first

>>14548624
Okay Mr. MMA fighter, cool your jets.

Anyone else loving where this thread is heading? It's getting good, you guys.

>>14548653
no problem I just got a little irritated i actually read your little faggy blog post thinking it had a point

>>14548668
Might want to take your meds, spergouts on something this mild isn't healthy.

>>14548678
Are you really that supid? I'm not upset or "spregouting" I said stop posting your boring inane drivel

>>14548733
Sir, this is 4chan.

>>14548739
ok so shut up and suck my dick bitch

>>14548749
That was a different dude but still no.

>>14548800
well a warm hole is getting penetrated cuz my fat dick is out and it hard as a rock

>>14548749
Why would you want your dick sucked by a guy, faggot?

>>14548826
feels good bitch you the one with my dick in your mouth

>>14528557
This is what I imagine you and your Syrian friends looked like in this scene

>>14548584
Mate you best be careful, that's a slippery slope best not tread. It gets worse if you don't address it properly. Also if you split from your wife that'll cause problems.

>>14532146
Kek I don't understand how that could've happened

>>14532738
There's always that line between reasonable substitution and straight up kidult mentality. Seems you usually got the latter

>>14537786
If that's an option I'm sure he would take it, but the owner of the place might be stingy with hours. He may not have the option to stay later and clean.

>>14519213
Exactly why I don't help homeless people. Most of them are lazy fucks that just want to subsist off handouts.

>>14548434
Seriously almost thought I was also working this event, except when this shit happened to us we finished the whole thing while getting shitfaced for free, courtesy of a bar manager who was about to quit.

>>14523629
used to travel for work and saw this a lot down south, especially Texas. It only cemented my hatred for conservatives.

>>14548624
>>14548668
>yeah but irl I'm really strong
>n-never respond time again, r-reddit
You are the only faggot here, gayboi.

>>14537811
>>14537790
Damn anon, that place sounds trashy as fuck. Good stories.

>>14542464
Redditfags will seethe and call this a shop. Based historical posting anon

>>14518856
>"salad"
>more cheese than greens
Do mutts REALLY

>>14548584
imagine typing this out

>>14546549
oh no, you're making her more/ tastier food for free
simply epic

>>14548624
You are an insufferable nigger and there was a time I'd spam gore because of your kind.

>>14546549
>>14550059

>>14519462
I'm a way he deserves everything he gets.

>>14524348
Basically a nigger at this point. Enjoy prison.

>>14539167
Fuck off with your bullshit pseudo-upvotes you worthless stack of shit.

>>14527263
>n-not real capitalism!
fuckin poofta

>>14526293
Kek

>>14527368
You missed a shit load of typos, bad grammar and improper homonyms in the thread already. You might want to go back and correct the rest of the classes papers before singling out this moron.

>>14527373
What the fuck. Reddit get out!

>>14529362
Seriously you have to go back.

>>14550285
>>14550289
>>14550305
(ewe)

>>14532765
>BTW it doesn’t matter what the ideas mean historically
but then pseuds would have nothing to jack off about in their circle jerks!
>what matters is what they mean now and how they don’t really mean anything.
And how we can literally do nothing about it without shooting ourselves in the foot.

>>14537689
You're a jew nigger for pushing the karen meme.

>>14537277
If you are black; it is because of the perception among all food service workers, from delivery to wait staff, that blacks don't tip. The only way to fix that is to become a regular and prove it isn't true in every case. Either way you are swimming against the current.

>>14539167
Go back.

>>14542604
American?

>>14544194
Vivid.

>>14548578
His post was good you unsightly drain.

>>14546549
i don’t remember this yotsuba chapter

>>14548840
>gets sucked off by guy
>not gay
I got some news for you anon

>>14550309
>doesn't know about the post timer or time stamps
>goes full schizo
Retard.

>>14518856
Not to defend the bitch, but..it's on the small side.

>>14530283
stfu faggot