/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14547024
this thead again?

For me, it's Korean Marcela Hazan

>>14547030
i wonder how tall she is, she looks about 4 foot 5

Molly a cute. CUTE!

>>14547133
molly is CANCELLED! and rightfully so for being white

>>14547024
he's a fooking wanker

>>14547024
That cheese isn't melted at all
The bread is too thick and the pan got too fucking hot, i bet the inside was still cold or tepid at best.
what the fuck is this shit?

>>14547024
>and...literally...the most beautiful...grilled cheese sandwich

>>14547226
Look at that... incredible...

I want to know who greenlit uploading this, like I get the film crew being intimidated by ramsay and not saying
>"Uh dude, that's not a grilled cheese, that cheese isn't melted and the bread is burnt"
But surely he has a social media manager who had to see this, they must know he'd get torn up online over this

>Pushing it down helps melt the cheese
How?

He sounds like me right before breaking a 36hs fast

>>14547024
>*taps knife*

>>14547236
That's actually how I've been making grilled cheese for years. I like the crispy bread

>>14547500
burnt =/= crispy

>>14547024
im convinced he has some massive debt or something, ever since that cursed frito pie video his content seems so slapdash and manic

>>14547553
I hope he's developed a drug habit, he's so fucking preachy about
>drugs bad

>>14547024
>gordon slathers the bread in butter
>cooking in a fireplace
>puts a ton of olive oil down and burns it for no apparent reason
>smashes the grilled cheese completely
>cheese isn't melted at all
>steve vai is soloing in the background for the entire process

The plot is an alien concept to him at this point.

>>14547618
We're 6 months away from "Gordon's microwave ramen adventures" at this point.

>>14547572
this is what happens when your parents get older, you'll see how things change

Cabin fever is getting to him. No restaurants to manage. All work and no play. It's only a matter of time before he brings out the axe.

>>14547449
i can't take it, why the fuck does he tap the knife every single second? is he autistic?

>>14547170
he shook his head as soon as he took a bite, while saying 'incredible'

I want Gordon from 10 years ago to step through the door and confront this autistic Gordon

>>14547352
it works, no idea why he's doing it with the back of his hand but i put a plate and something heavy on top of the grilled cheese so the bread gets that contact. the weight is more about helping the bread get cooked evenly than getting the cheese right

>>14547633
What, muh drugs bad or being unable to make a fucking grilled cheese?

>>14547449
Dude this part had me involuntarily throw my phone across the room and break the glass on the back of my case. After everything that happened, he memed out HARD for the conclusion

>>14547738
He has a bunch of kids now, it's natural to slip and lose ambition

>>14547044
I want to eat her asshole

>>14547030
I want so bad for her to be my mama-san and envelope my cock with her warm kimchi-seasoned pussy, then make me budae jiggae; she’s in her late 50’s but I’d still bury my face in those silken tofu titties

>>14547133
she is a race traitor, and a 5/10 on her best day

>>14547810
>Dude this part had me involuntarily throw my phone across the room and break the glass on the back of my case.
you're clearly more mental than ramsey

MOOOOM GRANDPA IS MAKING GRILLED CHEESE AGAIN

>>14547854
Pray I don't find you

>>14547859
I'm in mexico state, tlalnepantla, come fight me bitch

>>14547236
Honestly I'd eat the shit out of that

>>14547798
General obnoxious hypocrisy and incompetence.

>causes half of Italy to seethe with his abomination of a carbonara (not that that's difficult lol)
>manages to fuck up a Frito pie, the simpliest of inbred flyover low IQ meals
>this catastrophe
>all in the span of a month
Is Ramsay alright?

>>14547871
getting in my car right now

>>14547936
His Carbonara tastes better, British carbonara is superior
>noooo it's not authentic you can't call it that
>[angry italian noises]
Reminder the British INVENTED lasagna you poser italian fucks, imagine the british of all people making better versions of your food
That's like if Americans made better tacos than mexico

>>14547976
>That's like if Americans made better tacos than mexico
We do. 100% less flies too.

>>14547981
I know you do, just like indians and curry
>British show up on your coast
>Re-invent your cuisine with superior ingredients, like tomatoes
>Pretend you invented it and it was yours all along
>"White people can't use spices lmao" as a cope

>>14547976
>his carbonara
lolol I didn't know GR posted on /ck/

>>14547998
j e s u s

>>14547998
Clearly he does tho, at least in the wake of this fiasco lmao

see >>>14546787

>>14547998
>muh presentation
I said it tastes better Gino, not looks better

>>14547024
>>14547998
This stuff doesn't look bad. I think these super accomplished chefs that turn into TV personalities temper their skills on purpose to reach more people through entertainment. Pierre White and Ramsay make simple dishes because that's what most people do. Would anyone watch Ramsay if he was making a 3 star Michelin meal for TV? Doubt it

>>14547133
i 10000% assume she got her job because she fucked rappo. Like all she can do is talk like a child and do the most basic of recipies. her video series is literally "white privilege incarnate".

They worked together previously, it makes sense. She married a rich jew, for the money obviously. She is just a dumb white cunt.

>>14548010
lolol keep coping ramsay
your shit looks like kraft had a collective diarrhea and tastes like it too

>>14548023
>your shit looks like kraft had a collective diarrhea
It still tastes better than "authentic" carbonara, seethe harder

>>14548031
A mentally slow child could make carbonara and grilled cheese better than you. Cope harder ramsay.
t. not even Italian

>>14547936
>causes half of Italy
Italiansseethe about anything not made the exact way they cook it, kinda like 3rd generation mexicans and their tacos

>manages to fuck up a Frito pie, the simpliest of inbred flyover low IQ meals
didn't know of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68
So there's two possibilities; either he wants to make a "gourmet" twist to everything he cooks and fails miserably or he's done with it and he doesn't knows half the recipes he's doing and an intern who can't be assed to research shit is handing him the ingredients.

>>14547998
>>14548017
doesn't looks bad, but that's more macand cheese than carbonara.

>>14548042
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68
>adding salt to chips and canned beans

what the fuck

>>14548037
I will concede the grilled cheese, you are sort of correct
Post an italian making real carbonara now, you won't you'll pussy out

>>14548052
Frito's don't exist in Britain and he's a classically trained chef, he clearly was told he has to make the recipe by his american sponsors and said
>"Fuck it"
Without any research into frito pies

>>14547449
>>14547696
>>14547810

>>14548105
what the fuck is this lmao

>>14547449
>>14548105
>>14547696
Tapping the knife helps to centre the blade in the hand when you start cutting.

>kimchi
wtf

>>14547024
what the fuck is up with the rock band going off in the background? Do Americans really do this shit?

>>14548148
obsessed

>>14548152
obese

>>14548120
>>14548105
>>14547449
>>14547696
why do people get so triggered by the knife tapping? i dont get it

>>14547024
Fucking everything about this. Using a near $1k knife to cut rind off off cheese, and still only has like 70% yield. "Homemade" Kim Chi, not expanded upon, made by a UK chef notorious for bland bullshit. Hearth cooking just to push it over the edge for faggotry and make it not only a worse way to cook, but inaccessible for practically anyone who'd watch this video. And here's a hint. If you think this method of cooking matters, it fucking doesn't. It's just for hipster points. Ramsey is literally the luckiest mother fucker alive.The age of superstar chefs is over, and he's just about the last one to hop on that boat. And yes, I am salty about it. He's a great chef from his time, but absolute shit in today's climate, and you're just supposed to suck his wrinkled cock like he's some master, and he hasn't given the chef community anything relevant. He's literally only known for celebrity status. He's the fucking Neil D Tyson of the art of cooking.

>>14548187
Agreed, it's an insult to the industry the way he coasts on status he achieved 20 years ago. If he had any sense of integrity he'd just retire from the spotlight and enjoy his millions in obscurity.

>>14548211
>Failed to make a grilled cheese on camera
He literally can't retire now

>>14548187
Golden post

>>14547024
>mfw m*tts get arsedamaged over Gordon's high-end rustic version of their "cuisine"
What were you expecting, HFCS white bread and plastic Kraft slices?

>>14548270
no, you nonce, he could have used a high quality cheese that melts well like provolone or havarti, or even cheddar, and cut both the cheese and the bread thinner, not cooked it on a fucking fireplace, not burned it, etc.

>>14548274
>replying to obvious b8

>>14548274
One edge of the crust was slightly blackened, that hardly counts as burnt mate.

>>14547135
She’s jewish.

>Pooorfags don't realise aged cheeses don't melt like fake plastic american cheese
His grilled cheese was perfectly cooked, you''ve just too poor to know what you're talking about

>>14548296
>>14548282
>>14548270
samefag

>>14548296
>fake plastic american cheese
An absolute tastelet that doesn't understand how by the addition of a simple salt could cheese be made to melt even more smoothly than their brain.

>>14547352
Heat doesn’t transfer well through gas/air (like a puffy jacket), so you compress the bread and squeeze the air out to help the heat transfer faster

Apologize.

>>14548451
Based stock pot merchant always comes on top.

>>14548301
So you eat plastic cheese product? lol

>>14547024
does anyone else ever talk to themselves like gordon ramsay when they're cooking something, describing ingredients and techniques like a gay autist?

>>14548020
>her video series is literally "white privilege incarnate".
Seething brown roastie detected

>Grilled cheese
>Asiago and Romano
Just get a fucking yuropoor "pizza" at that point you fag, it's basically the same thing.

>>14547821
>tfw no cute korean milf to make you buddae jiggae after a blowjob

>>14547449
Why the fuck does he tap his knife every second cut

>>14548105
Is this a chad thing?

>>14548105
>the cut where chef slams the knife ten times in a row not cutting anything
This is a metameme isnt it

>>14547821
the crazy part is i'd bet she'd be into this
shes a people pleaser

LIDDLE
BIDOOF
KIMCHI
NICE SPICY TEXTURE

>>14548724
Chefs never cut anything. They watch other people do the work and take the credit.

>>14548105
i do this too just to get used to the weight of the knife. i work in seafood so i have to use different knives to butcher fish all the time

>>14548741
um hello? based department?

>"I used fancy ingredients therfore its automatically good"

What happened to this guy? He's completely dissapered up his own arse. I guess decades of people worshipping you and praising every little thing you do really can lower your standards

>>14547024
Rustic

I never understood ths guy's popularity

why do normalfags like le epic angry man characters? shit just makes me want to see them get kneecapped

>>14547024
He learned from the best

https://youtu.be/yq7_s8Y6uG8

>>14548819
mainly because he had his own reality show, i liked him because he actually made a lot of recipes from different countries using ingredients you could easily find in any store.
But yeah, this year he has been posting really shitty videos.

>>14548831
Boomers are the worst fucking cooks

>>14548843
He's older than boomer. His parents probably lived through the great depression and thats probably why he cooks like that. He always brags about how his meals cost like $1.27

BIETIFUL.. SEE 'OW CRISPY ETIS..

>>14548831
What the fuck, this is foul. Why microwave eggs and bacon? They both come out worse that way and he's got a skillet right fucking there. Those plastic frozen food trays shouldn't be used more than once, either. He uses dollar store vegetable oil and proceeds to burn the living shit out of the bread. I won't fault him for using pasteurized prepared food product (fake cheese) because sometimes it can be tasty.
I sincerely hope this geezer is fucking senile because no fully-functional human being should cook like this.

>>14548848
this. his meals are built for the wagecuck. as efficient, low effort, nutritious and cheap as possible.

>>14548831
its crazy how someone who clearly loves cooking and loves food is so fucking ignorant about the very thing they love so much

>>14548831
>fried baconeggycheese sandwich
this guy is living in the year 3030

>>14548724
This makes me sick as well

>>14548884
>>14548870
Boomers literally halted the evolution of american cuisine
They're responsible that we consider pop tarts and artificial orange juice a breakfast.

He has to be doing this shit on purpose.

>>14548831

>eats directly out of the pan on his coffee table

Baste af

>>14547024
Tonight on Kitchen Nightmares: Renown chef with an attitude problem has finally lost it.

>>14548020
While what you say is true your post reeks of roast beef

>>14547024
Wouldn't this be ridiculously salty? Those both look like hard salty cheeses that you'd use for grating, kimchi is salty, and then he added more salt to the bread.

Maybe he's just shilling these expensive cheeses and trying to make people come up with ways to use a lot of them in sandwiches instead of smaller amounts for grating like you normally would.

>>14547821
>Emily Kim (born Kim Kwang-sook; Korean: 김광숙; RR: Gim Gwang-suk; MR: Kim Kwang-suk; born 1957), commonly known as Maangchi
>1957
WHAT
there's no way
she looks fucking incredible
I would've guessed 30 years less than that

>>14547236
almost looks like a fucking overcooked porkchop

>>14549103
I think I'll bang the one on the right

>>14549124
that's the one we're talking about, she's 63

>>14549125
She looks younger than her age but saying she looks like she's in her 30s is a bit of a stretch.

>>14549132
yeah, I shoulda said I'd guess 40

>>14547236
Keke hard at that. To be honest I think Gordon probably had some half assed idea to use his fire to cook something and grabbed some shit in the fridge. If he kept it longer in the fire it actually would look like pic related so I think he pulled it out early.

>>14547998
Looks like shit. People who thinks this is good need to be lined up and shot. MASS GRAVES.

>>14547976
>>[angry italian noises]
giga cringe

>>14548851
my sides

>>14549175
Don't bother. For Brits cooking is putting random shit in and thinking its better now. Coriander, garlic, creme freche, some random cheese they brought because it was Sainsbury's finest and its their first time using it, hot pepper, chorizo, etc. You can't have simple dishes that taste well, you'll always wind up with taking a recipe a senile pensioner could cook to perfection and gobble it up and sprinkle it with whatever they had in their pantry. Brits have 0 appreciation for good food. You'd think that they'd actually learn even from their neighbours just across the Channel, but it's impossible. African countries probably have better cuisines.

>>14547024
>keeps cutting the sangwich into smaller slices, hoping he'll see a sign of melting
kek. KEK

>>14547976
>Reminder the British INVENTED lasagna you poser italian fucks
Imagine being this delusional

>>14547684
what can you cook with an axe?

Today I'll remind them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR0_ips5I_o

>>14549300
Head cheese.

>>14547024
>>14547336
>tfw you live long enough to see michelin star chef Gordon Ramsay turn into fucking Jack

>>14547336
this. also what did any of it have to do with tasmania/new zealand?

>>14548056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXWGhFXH-Ss

>>14548270
He literally put slices of American cheese in whatever scrambled egg Frito pie abortion he made last month

>>14548056
how can you defend that slop of disgusting shit? its not about muh being authentic, thats stupid, a simple carbonara is better in every way because its an elegant and simple dish. it has nothing to do with "authenticity". are you sure you tried carbonara before?

It needed more olive oil. It looks too dry.

It's weird. He had a deli slicer behind him and used a knife to cut the cheese. His only issue was that the cheese was still solid in a grilled cheese. The slightly burnt bread is not a problem, but the kimchi is going away from what a grilled cheese is supposed to be. Was he trying to only use stuff you could do at home? Not many people have wood fireplaces either. My autism is acting up, sorry. Why is it always shit cooks that rip on professional chefs? Gordon could cook most of you into an early grave. My worst complaints on my food are always by the biggest food plebs around.

>>14549558
Yes, it's dull and nutritionally limited. Mac and cheese for poseurs.

>>14549558
Cream and cheese makes it taste better 100% of the time

>>14549605
>>14549885
Shit taste is shit taste. Guessing Amerilards or Britbongs. It doesn't need cream. Especially if you're using good eggs. And you have to use pecorino cheese. If I wanted to eat something with cream I'd just eat linguine with mushrooms and ham ( prosciutto cotto). It's definitely not Mac n Cheese either, that's plain retardation. How the fuck do you eat a slop with creme freche, no egg white, fucking peas, parsley, garlic and tonnes of hot chili? If you don't like carbonara it's fine, it's not like Italian cousine doesn't have hundred ways of eating pasta.

>>14549597
it looks like he's going for some "rustic style" look or some retarded shit but i think if someone came home and found you cooking in the fireplace like that they would wanna have a talk.

>>14550101
anglo cooks are retarded so they probably think the only way to make something creamy is to add literal cream to it.

>>14550101
Definite mac and cheese tier. You're the one with shit taste. You don't have taste, you only have rules to comply with.

>>14550159
True. I wouldn't even say its creamy, I think it makes more sense to say smooth and fat. Cream doesn't really fit with spaghetti, flat pasta like tagliatelle is much better. What is worse they pretend it's people blindly following rules and not genuinely understanding this works 99% of times and is good and most importantly a fucking senile retard can cook it. I guess its also blindly following rules when you don't cut a branch you sit on. I'm not even Italian and their whining and patriotism can be annoying when it's applied to other cuisines, but holy shit they do have a pretty good idea how to do those dishes and no amount of retarded Amerilard and Britbong "experimentation" will convince me otherwise.
>>14550166
It's called having sensibility. There's some variation that makes sense and some that is plain disgusting. As a rule if I eat an egg dish I want it to taste like eggs primarily. I don't want it to taste like garlic, hot peppers, peas and God knows what else. It also helps that if I make something I know exactly what I want. It's only children who don't know what they want and want everything in their dish and wind up with nothing in particular. Yeah garlic is nice. So is hot chillies. Creme freche can be nice. So can peas and everything else. But you're genuinely a literal mental child or a retard if you think it's a good combination. If you think it tastes good you lack taste. It's not Mac and Cheese. Mac and Cheese is mostly cheese and what I had also had cream. It's way heavier. Carbonara is about mostly eggs complimented by cheeses ( Pecirono and Grana/Parmigiano, up to you how you proportion it and how much cheese in total ) and pigs cheek, which fits perfectly with it overall. Some poor faggot farmer could come up with a better dish amidst starvation than some pompous cock who pretends kimchi is what makes grilled sandwich and doesn't even know how to cook rice or anything.

>>14550101
>>14550215
this anon is autistic but hes right

>>14550241
I think it's fairly common sense. It's also way faster and who has time to fuck around chopping up ten things when they can do better with less.

>>14547336
Only bit burnt, actually adds some flavour. Simply beautiful.

>>14547030
I bet she smells like kimchi and cat piss

>>14549202
>NOOOOOOOO IF ITS NOT IN MY LE SOPHISTICATED BOOKS ITS SHITTTTT
Bugger off poof

>>14550571
>Brit
>can't cook
>fuck common sense bro, garlic n chilly everywhere, creme fresh n peas

>>14550571
Also you're a retard if you think it's sophisticated or that you need a book to cook carbonara. It's literally a peasant dish and probably some poor fuck cunt came up with it when they had fuck all to eat. Brits and Americans of course gobbled this up as high cousine and heights of sophistication only to find out they can't cook a fucking peasant dish. People eat this shit as a every day meal because its easy and costs nothing. I wish Brits would stop larping that good food i.e. not your shit slop is somehow snobbish or sophisticated when the only thing you need is good taste. Not that you have it, you fat fuck inbred imbecile eating your takeaway chippery shit and pure cholesterol.

>>14547236
I'd advice you to use lower heat so that it doesn't burn on the outside. Otherwise that looks fucking delicious

>>14549069
Gordon salts the fuck out of everything. The man salted Fritos for his Frito pie.
Fucking Fritos.

>>14547024
He's pretty much always been an arrogant coked out celebrity and its finally taken its toll on his mental faculties.
Honestly, if he'd "retired" from celebrity back in the early 2000's and just stuck with running a restaurant he wouldn't have become such a joke/meme.

>>14547738
I think the problem is that he was so over the top in Hell's Kitchen that it's skewed everyone's perception of him that he wasn't truly a psychopath but just a regular celebrity chef who at this point is out of his depth trying to cook these meme dishes.

>>14550936
>get 3 meme stars
>can't fry a piece of bread with cheese inside
How does this happen?

>>14548284
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
Is there one singular jew (and I don't mean a """convert""") on this earth that has this combination?

>>14548187
/thread.
he's a poorman's thomas keller

He's actually lost it. I can't believe this was uploaded.

>>14547024
We are slowing turning him into an American. Within 10 years we will see a picture of his waving the Confederate Flag

is maangchi now /OurGirl/?

Feels like they were short on time and could literally only do like one or two takes. The idea isn't awful but the execution was really bad obviously and they had to work with what they have. They deserve to get clowned on for uploading that shit if it's bad just don't even bother simple as

>>14550215
>Cream doesn't really fit with spaghetti, flat pasta like tagliatelle is much better.
Honest question. Why?

>>14548879
>implying you won't be begging for that in a year

>>14547976
>That's like if Americans made better tacos than mexico
We do and it is the version the world knows and loves.

>>14550734
>just stuck with running a restaurant
and miss out on all that fucking money? becoming a complete meme is worth it, i'd say

>>14550571
I didn't know brits used the term "poofter." Thought that was an aussie thing.

>>14551173
we also invented and perfected the use of the word "cunt"

>>14547976
>British carbonara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fgNixllFJg

>>14547030
based

>>14547030
that's a huge head, is she a dwarf with gigantism?

>>14551192
Invented sure, but they really seem to relish using it down under.

>>14551136
ISn't it obvious? Covid is killing his restaurant business. He's bleeding money like a stuck pig. That's why he's having a mental breakdown and keeps shitting out these horrendous videos.

>>14551203
no but she's like barely 5'

>>14547998
lmao looks he poured the inside of a hot pocket over some spaghetti

>>14547236
unironically based

>>14551192
Australians.

>>14547819
fucking kek

>>14551308
Ramsay is barely a restaurateur these days. He runs a media empire of which restaurants are a periphery. These videos all come from his latest EPiC WOrLd SpANNiNG series. He didn't make them for YouTube, they were shot in advance for his documentary. This was planned, cut, and edited well in advance of upload. I want you to consider that for a moment. An entire team, film crew, production crew, writers etc. had to sit down and decide this video was a good idea for primetime television, much less ShitTube.

And the worst part is that they're probably right. Ramsay's getting more buzz off of this than he has in years. Expect more colossal fuckups in the future.

>>14551870
Could Ramsay be the next ja/ck?

>>14551929
He already is. He unironically is on that level already. Watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68

>>14552020
>Tinned food
>Kraft singles
>Put extra salt on fritos

He must have developed some sort of disorder from all the shitty signature dishes from Hells Kitchen

>>14548451
At least marco made good dishes that were accessible to the average everyday person. These Gordon cocksuckers just like him because "muh lamb sauce". He's not that good of a cook he got famous because of memes and he's an asshole (which he apparently learned from marco).

>>14547024
He's doing this on purpose, right?
This is the new thing Internet creators are doing, right? Make bad content on purpose so everyone can point and laugh at the trainwreck?
Right???

>>14549103
>>14549134
This just means you can blast ropes deep in her kimchi wallet and not have to worry about creating a little Elliot Rodger. Perfect broad desu

>>14551870
>These videos all come from his latest EPiC WOrLd SpANNiNG series
okay but what does a grilled cheese sandwich made with italian cheese have to do with new zealand. that's what i want to know and nobody seems to be able to answer that

>>14553531
the cheese is a meme to make it "ultimate" but apparently kimchi in grilled cheese is a legit NZ thing?
or maybe i fell for an ironic shitpost

>>14553549
>kimchi in grilled cheese is a legit NZ thing
what
is this true? i'll fucking hang you sheep fuckers

>>14549597
that's true. the reason i don't like the thing isn't because the thing is bad. it's actually because I am inferior.

>>14553531
>New Zealand
It's actually Australia. He's making it with ILeGaLll (read: made with raw milk) cheese.

>>14549103
AyY

>>14547024
all that botox is making him look like biden with hair

>>14547024
lol

>>14548187
what kind of knife is that? I was interested

This recipe.... Was so weak

How does he not know that if you want to use hard cheese in a grilled cheese you have to finely grate them and then combine them with something extremely melty like mozzarella or brie?

Also the key to a good grilled cheese is medium to low heat and thin bread slices not thick slices and open flame crazy high heat. Then there's the issue of the kimchi, there should be nothing chewy in a grilled cheese, the textures are crunch and goo, no chewy crap. At most if you want to be fancy you can add some finely chopped fresh herbs, chives or basil are truly beautiful. Putting onions or apple inside is already too much and ruins the grilled cheese experience, fucking pickled cabbage is way over the line.

OH WAUW.. LOOK AT THAT..

>>14547024
What the fuck did I just watch? This man has totally lost the plot what in the name of s.o.y.b.e.a.n.s?!?!

>>14551929
>>14552020
Hahahahahahaha holy fuck I can't stop laughing

>>14551161
I've used it. It's alright, but tagliatelle feels better with it. I don't believe in some pasta rules bullshit, but for me it makes sense in this case. Also spaghetti is thick as fuck and tagliatelle just covers the cream better.

quesadila>grill cheese

>>14547618
>steve vai is soloing in the background for the entire process
Glad I wasn't the only one WTFing over the music

Face it, ol' Gordy boy is a master troll. You will never be on his level.

>>14554091
glorifying celebrities is peak cringe

>>14554081
Same but I'm just amazed he used evoo when he's cooking in the fucking fireplace. What an idiot. Burnt oil, unhealthy, probably tasted like shit, cheese not even melted. It's what a cuck would eat for lunch.

>>14551119
lol what?
lots of jews do, I guess just maybe not in your imagined idea of what every jew looks like.

>>14554129
But... but mein Fuhrer said...

>>14554129
this.
they wouldn't be good shapeshifters if they couldn't shift shapes

>>14547024
He looks sick in this. His face is flushed like a tomato and his voice sounds like he has a cold. Maybe it just wasnt his day that day?

>>14548451
How long before Gordon is chilling oxo cubes or something. Is the final destination of cutthroat chefs going to become stock cube merchants?

>>14547553
Sauce?

>alright I’m gonna try to shed my angry persona
>im an empty shell ffs
>god im so out of touch... saffron in a budget cooking video...
>alright ill do a grilled cheese anyone can relate to that... yeah cook it in the fireplace so the common man can try at home

>>14549304
I don't consider myself to be a genius but every time I see normies interact with anything I'm shocked by the levels of retardation they can reach.

I really don't know if gordon is a very good cook

like, being a chef doesn't mean you're good at cooking. It means you can keep a kitchen running

the guy still puts olive oil in his pasta water for example. It's like he learned all these old antiquated and false techniques and never improved

>>14551119
Levantine farmers still had instances of light and/or blue eyes, retard. They may be rare phenotypes but they're not a magical phenomenon that can happen once in the history of the planet. The reason that it's associated with Europeans and is more common is them is that Europeans were able to have greater control over who they bred with due to their military dominance of a lot of Eurasia.

>>14547760
He's doing it with the back so his fingertips and palm stay grease-free

>>14547024
>>14547024
He has seriously lost his fucking mind. Since rona hes gotten fat, and is just looking for different ways to kill himself faster. vid related
https://youtu.be/DjDEo9kBQQc

>>14547572
He's preachy about drugs bad because his brother is/was a massive coke head, and there's no way you make it to the top as a premier, world famous chef without seeing the casual coke usage by restaurant staff.

>>14555788
he literally put a kilo of fucking cheese in that omelette

>>14547553
Link to fucked pie?

MEANWHILE
https://www.delish.com/food-news/amp33574468/gordon-ramsay-daughter-cooking-tiktok/

>>14547998
why the fuck its puke orange

>>14547024
Cheese is Gordon Ramsey's mortal enemy.

>>14555238
>>14555820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wQpHTnji68

>>14550241
No, he has a bland unadventurous palate. Flavour literally confuses him.

>>14548451
>there is no real recipe... looks up at the camera
>except for the Knorr stock pot, that is ... mandatory

>>14555097
>work your ass off for years to get recognition in the culinary world
>get BBC show that takes off
>bring the format to America, turn everything up to 11 for entertainment value
>spin off more shows
>quit having any sort of passion for cooking
>celebrity now
>shill stock cubes/frito lay/whatever other garbage you can think of
>rake in the cash while working less than you did running your restaurant
Can't say I blame him/mpw

It feels like he has lost his passion for cooking altogether, his energy from cooking videos in the past used to be much higher.

>>14555788
>the way he whispers "little touch of salt" into the mic at the end
he seasoned the meal three fucking times

>>14548017
if that's the case why does he add random exotic ingredients? Like who the fuck has kimchi laying around to put in a fucking grilled cheese sandwitch?

>>14556542
>kimchi
>exotic ingredient
Fuck off, burger-shart.

>>14555788
Looks more like botox fuckup or coke bloat. He should probably be doing something more low key/intimate as he ages, but god knows how many bills he has.

>homemade kimchi

I am concerned

>>14555788
What a fucking pretentious asshole. Brown cheese isn't even salty, it's sweet, but he thinks it's salty anyway and then proceeds to salt the omelette multiple times despite putting half the fucking block of the cheese on there. If he cooks for himself, it's a wonder he hasn't had a heart attack.

>>14556624
Ramsay never eats the sloppa he displays in his cooking shows. He mostly eats oatmeal and poultry

>>14555788
>add cheese to eggs
OK, thats fine
>add cheese to filling
Why
>add cheese to top it off
STOP

>>14553877
very true and here's a (you)

>>14555788
Bruh a thin slice of that brown cheese is already overwhelmingly sweet and sticky. How the FUCK are you gonna add like twenty slices to that fucking egg disaster.

>>14556366
>random shit =/= flavour

>>14547024
burnt the outside, cold hard and unmelted on the inside.

>>14548773
>i work in seafood
I work in a chef jacket

>>14556934
>random
Go take a long walk. Stay away for a while. You know nothing about flavour profiles, and it shows.

>>14556446
People mellow out as they age

>>14556997
OK go and pretend Ramsay is being revolutionary and everyone who disagrees doesn't understand anything. You go on eating your shit slop while ill eat actually good food.

>>14556309
That is cursed indeed

>>14556997
what a tool

>>14547024
Why is he swaying so much? Is he on amphetamines?

>>14557216
Yes.

>>14557222
Kewl guy Ramsey

>>14547024
>literally cut off the rind
And this whole time I've been figuratively cutting off the rind. Shit.

>>14547133
God her face looks disgusting.

>>14557444
>>14547030
Meant for this disgusting asian insect but 4chan is freaking out in my browser.

>>14551119
Plenty. And they paid top dollar.

>>14555430
He worked hard but never had the instincts.

>>14547133
literal average dime a dozen white girl who only looks decent because she's surrounded by ugly nyc goblins

>>14548020
how do you know her hubby is rich? and that rappaport dude looks like a dick sucking faggot to me, which would be par for the course for "married" men in nyc working in media

molly has shabos goy credentials, her expensive private college is jew infested

>>14547030
my Korean mommyfu

>>14557175
What revolution? Those additions are long-established improvements.

>>14559110
If you like eating shit.

Why is he so out of breath?

>>14547024
>a nice spicy texture
Did he have a stroke?

>>14547236
More like inedible.

>>14547030
>>14547133
Look at those fucking teeth

>>14548139
Is this that guy from /mlp/?

>>14559010
This. The only reason people have a boner for Molly is because she's a 5/10 surrounded by 3/10 mongoloids. Supposedly she's married to some rich jew but you could probably take her home on a $25 bottle of prosecco.

>>14559608
Again, it will only taste bad to people with bland unadventurous palates literally confused by flavour. Some of us have a more sophisticated depth of perception that is not satisfied with a one note dish like the traditional carbonara.

>>14559839
honestly? more power to ya buddy, we need more people willing to experiment in this society :)

>>14547236
I don't care if it gives me cancer, I like my grilled cheese burnt like that.

>>14556309
>throws on a handful of salt and pepper

Here's your fritos bro!

>>14551119
FYI Ashkenazi Jews have European ancestry and that often entails blonde hair and light eyes. Many are very beautiful.

>>14555788
uhh this thread is fucking me up

I thought he was this master chef but this shit he's cooking I could literally make better while fucking around drunk in my dorm kitchen

>>14559965
>Many are very beautiful.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Dude fuck off.

>>14559993
Well then I think you're a complete faggot quite frankly

>>14559993
alison brie was gorgeous before she hit the wall

>>14560000
Quads speaks the truth.

>>14559993
>t.

>>14559717
In a lot of his videos I get the feeling that he's sleep deprived and on stimulants.

>>14551119
>Is there one singular jew (and I don't mean a """convert""") on this earth that has this combination?

>>14560048
he was black

>>14555788
>all that seasoning
I will wait the day he comes public with his kidney problems, probably even kidney failure with the amount of salt he puts in everything.

>>14555788
This truly is what I hope I don't look like when I get to my 50's/early 60's. A burnt-out, coke-snorting, down syndrome retard that had too much plastic surgery who doesn't even remember his craft for the last 40 years. What a clueless twat.

>>14559839
You've no taste in anything. One hundred percent you're a Britbongs or Amerilard.

>>14553554
>>14553549
lol what, I've lived here all my life and never heard of anyone even eating kimchi, let alone putting it in a cheese toastie

>>14560061
>we wuz kangs n shiet

>>14547024

>>14549202
>some random cheese they brought because it was Sainsbury's finest and its their first time using it
Lmao, relatable

>"the cheese has melted"
>its hard as a brick
>doesn't even move when he cuts it open

AH, WELCOME HOME
WELCOME TO BORGAR

>>14548148
Rent fucking free

>>14562665
Do Americans really think they don't pay money to maintain hegemonic relevance?

>>14562682
Hey man, it sucks that you have little man syndrome about your nowhere shithole country. I hope things improve for it or that you can move to a first world nation someday.

>>14552020
He cant even make fucking frito pie without fucking it up
What thought processes are happening that allowed him to salt a bowl of flaming hot frito's?

>>14548187
Kitchen Nightmares is hilarious though.

>>14552230
>that GR video where he's making "easy and cheap meals"
>adds fucking saffron and uses lamb

Step aside Gordon, I'm going to show those lot to have to make Fish Pie.

>>14563321
Do you or do you not believe that your hegemonic position comes without cost? It is a simple question. No more deflection.

>>14560067
You're the type of mouth breather that sees a dish like this and can't fathom the idea of moderation.
What surprised me most about this though was he made a dish that was northern European-inspired yet actually seems like it has some flavor to it.

no joking, what actually is going on with ramsay? most of his latest videos are just fucking bizarre and awful

>>14547024
Bread, nice and burnt.

>>14548831
this dude lost his wife and she used to do all the cooking

>>14564131
Yes sir, I'm sorry for arguing with you you are right after all.

>>14564436
he has a neurological disorder after eating fugu

>>14551119
yeah
pic related dodged conscription and taxes so she probably has her jew card revoked
fuck and just realized her hair is probably dyed, whatever

>>14564028
Lamb is far cheaper in the UK than in 'murica.

>>14564116
may is the most based man of our times

>>14549103
Damn. Good genes.

>>14547030
Saw one of hey youtube videos
She's kinda annoying dont ya think?

brilliant.

>>14549103
Is the one on the left a femboi or a boifem?

>>14551119
are yoiu fucking retarded? lol

>>14563698
or worse, dulling and ruining the flavor of a simple chili variant by mixing in milk and eggs

>>14547336
Maybe is it some british way to do it? though the cheese choice seems pretty weird to me as well.

>>14547976
You are free to do what you want, just don't call it carbonara. Like, I don't get what so hard about it, names are important because they avoid confusion and mean something, you can't just name things like that.

>>14566152
Nope we do cheese on toast, not a fucked up ruined version of an American grilled cheese.

He really is off the deep end. Marco makes good simple accessible meals to feed a family in his Knorr shill videos. Ramsay isn't shilling anything except his own hyperactive coked up brand, but he manages to make it irrelevant to his whole audience. What cross section of his audience has those cheeses, that bread, homemade kimchi to hand and an open fire to burn it in? Not a very large one I'd imagine. Even sloshing a slashed frito bag full of slop on a plate around your local race track is more relatable than this.

>>14555788
He's looking pretty bloated, lads.

>>14547024
>"the cheese has melted"
>it's fucking rock hard
what did he mean by this?

>>14564436
Too much cocaine

>>14547024
>No one will call you an idiot sandwich after making this!

>>14547133
God Molly is hot you guys are fags

>>14547024
This man is calling for help
He desperately wants out of the TV chef gig, and he keeps doing stuff like this as a cry for help. We need to help him bros

>>14566326
>We need to help him bros
Have to get his fanboys who will defend anything he does off his back somehow.

>>14549324
Kek

>>14549324
hahaha

>>14548501
>does anyone else ever talk to themselves like gordon ramsay when they're cooking something, describing ingredients and techniques like a gay autist?
Yeah I wish I had a good voice and wasn't ugly so I could do it on Youtube :(

>>14566538
You can. The revolutionary thing about YouTube was that you can release videos regardless of whether there is an audience for them.

>>14566592
Except if you're ugly and still expose yourself, you only get alogs who fuck with you to ruin your life, no thanks.

>>14547024
ItsFOOKIN RAW

>>14548172
People like us with autism are sensitive to sounds. Could you maybe make an effort instead of wandering through life oblivious?

>>14566538
Hey sweetie I'd watch your videos x