/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Many such cases...

Is this English?

>>14546789
I'm afraid I can't relate to this feel anon

>>14546789
Do Americans really?

yes, but I'm usually the one providing it
i work at home doing computer repair while my husband works in town
this means I'm the one doing the cooking
sometimes he'll have a bad day or just be particularly hungry, and comes home to the house smelling like goulash, bbq bacon meatloaf, rice pilaf with peas, and chocolate chunk brownie
he gives me a big kiss

>>14546913
huh, not too many ladies have such technical skills.
kudos to you!

>>14546927
>lady
i have bad news for you, anon

>>14546789
>when you're really hungry and your food is served and someone's like hol up nigga Iz gots ta shit homie

i've actually gone to burundi, maybe a decade back, at some point some fucker in a restaurant was running after a chicken when i ordered a quarter chicken. gives a new dimension to fresh chicken

>>14546789
Is that nigga gonna eat twenty pounds of mashed potatoes?

>>14546981
>mashed potatoes
anon, I..

>>14546789
Did his Nigerian wife make all of that?

>>14547000
What the fuck is it?

>>14547010
lard

I find it interesting how in some countries it's normal to like your own facebook posts
Friends with a guy from Nigeria and he always likes his own posts

>>14546977
any other experiences to share? I'm interested my anon

>>14547010
Ugali probably

>>14547061
>>14547010
i was gonna say fufu but tbch there's not a huge difference between it and ugali

>>14546876
Its some sort of pidgin

>>14547161
I wish, it's machine code.

>>14546981
>>14547010
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>>14547077
whatever the fuck it is there sure is a shitload of it. no wonder the other guy had to take a shit first. he had to open up some real estate in his gut before the mass migration of carbs.

>>14546789
Even here you can see his massive bulging flaccid cock, imagine how big it can really get god damn why are black men so sexy

That's a sexy black man

>>14547035
I see people from different countries doing it. Doesn't really matter the country, some people just care about getting likes and might not realize you can see when they like their own post.

>>14546789
Yes I hate when this happens yapabon massayolé if I dare say so myself

>>14546902
kek

>>14546981
It's probably being shared by an entire table of people, you can already see three other dishes with some kind of meat or something in it.

>>14546981
no

he's obviously waiting for everyone to be seated before they all eat but that one motherfucker just HAS to go take a shit right before the meal. Making everyone wait for him, hence the post

>>14547035
It's reasonable to say that one would generally like the things they do/say/post. But everything? Yeah that's a little weird.

>>14546876
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