/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14544310
why does he have such a large plant on his countertop?

Does he season the bread with salt and pepper?

>>14544319
Just salt but yes he actually does.

>>14544310
Fuck me, I rather have Favreau's grilled cheese over this stiff piece of shit.

>>14544322
fuck me

>Does he do this on purpose now?
yes. why else would you watch and post about it?

>>14544310
he sounds sick

>>14544310
I love it. He doesn't even melt the fucking cheese. Its just 2 big chunks of sweaty cheese. I've always called gordon a hack, but now he doesn't even give a shit.

Rustic. Perfect.

AND LITERALLY
CUT OFF
THE RIND

>>14544310
Time for Marco pierre white to come and put gordon in his place.

>>14544310
What's with the wheezing?

>>14544310
>What the fuck happened to him /ck/? Does he do this on purpose now?
He likes to film when he is in someone else's house to make you think he's suddenly gotten rich. It's part of his inferiority complex. He knows he isn't that talented.

I like that giant ass peacock bush just chilling there on the counter.

Can we just all admit that his chef character is purely satire? I respect keeping his gimmick up through all these years, but come the fuck on.

>>14544674
>turned it around to hide the side that he burnt
He couldn't just reshoot this?

>kimchi with girled cheese
i guess Id try it but there's no way it elevates the end result

>>14544706
I disagree, in theory. Still probably never going to bother.

>>14544310
>your own lunch looks better than what a PRO CHEF posts for ad revenue
welp

>>14544674
seared to perfection

>>14544706
>the kimchi adds a spicy texture
I've never had a spicy texture before. Isn't spicy a flavor profile?

>>14544310

>having the windows open and wearing a jacket indoors

WHO is it that has to do the work, /ck/? You seem confused. Disoriented. Dazzled. As an entire Internet cooking board.... I expected more. Now tell me. Is it you that's supposed to DO the work? Or could it be that you should perhaps LET something else do the work?

>>14544310
wow, beautiful

Hes co pletely fucking lost it. This revolting grilled cheese made in a fucking fireplace when theres a visible stove..? And the revolting frito pie he made. The dudes hqving a proper breakdown.

>>14544840
It's cozy

>>14544310
what the fuck

>seasons your fritos

>>14544379
The cheese is as melted as it'll get, but it's not a 'melty' type of cheese.

>>14544310

>>14545459
That's why it was dumb to make a grilled cheese with just romano and asiago adn then put cold kimchi in between. Also incredibly dumb to cook it over a roaring fire like he's searing a steak. Seriously he looks off.

>>14544310
He honestly has completely lost the plot, as he would put it. Last time I watched one of his “cheap inexpensive recipes” and called for saffron in it.

I was gonna criticize everything but cooking in the fireplace took me so off guard I completely lost it
He hasnt lost his mind, this is peak comedy

>>14544314
fuck the plant why does he have every appliance in the household out on the counter wtf

SEASON
THE BREAD

>>14544310
>nice
>long
>luscious
I’m as sweaty as that cheese

>>14544310
>grilled cheese sandwich
>uses cheese that doesn't melt
>sticks kimchi in-between
>seasons the fucking bread
>uses olive oil
>burns the shit out of the bread on a fucking fireplace like he's searing a steak
This has to be satire, right?

>>14544310
>taps knife on the cutting board
>close out of video

i think gordo is actually pretty legit but i'm more of a matty matheson guy

>>14546026
YEAH
RUSTIC
NICE AND HOT
LOOK AT THAT

>>14546040
BEAUTIFUL

>>14545157
looking forward to visiting gordons next michelin star joint to order the grilled cheese(rare, unmelted) with frito pie.

>>14546039
>puts 5 pounds of brick cheese in your lasagna
hopefully this obnoxious fat pig strokes out soon

>>14546079
He's a fat man who makes fat food for fat people. Makes sense to me

i thought his place boxwood in london was gross

>>14546079
his cook book is worth a buy. dude knows his meats.

>>14545157
ick. he's wearing leather bracelets and watch bands, imagine the nasty sweat smell, then shoving both of his hands in that bowl to touch everything minus gloves. He's just disgusting. He has a table in the midddle of a driveway...probably didn't wash his hands at some nonexistent sink right there.

>>14546050
done

wtf is a spicy texture?

>>14546039
For me its Jesus C. Favreau

>>14546159
this is how i do my grilled cheese except i before i plate it i put a cover over the pan to steam it for like 15-30 seconds to make sure that cheese is melty

>>14544310
It surprises me that he hasn't been #meetoed/canceled.

>>14546190
he seems too confident to be a groper or anything of the kind

Do you think he's contractually obligated to put a certain number of videos out or some shit?

Feels like he's been phoning it in for months.

>>14546096
Judging by
>>14546039
I’d say he does “know his meats”

>>14546159
That little twist and slide at 30s makes me incredibly angry.

>>14546190
Cant #metoo sex tourism in Thailand

>>14546208
maybe, or it just pays well for the effort. and it keeps his face out there

>>14546190
He's a nice guy. Nothing really on him except he puts on a bulldog act for some of his shows.

>>14546252
>maybe, or it just pays well for the effort. and it keeps his face out there
probably mad he can't film more master chef episodes during covid.

>>14546208
but is he really phoning it in though? the stuff hes putting out is like self sabotage, pushing the limits to see when someone will tell him to knock it off.
but the guy cares about his image too much to do something like that. we're talking about someone that goes under the knife routinely at this point for his public image.
its truly bizzare

>>14544310
>the secret is to not cut the bread too thick
>cuts a 2 inch slice of bread
>cheese doesn’t even look like it got warm
Imagine flying to the literal bottom of the planet to record yourself fucking up something a stoned high schooler can make.

>you're making a grilled cheese
>gordon watches you not season the bread
>"oh, bloody hell" he says, face in his hands
>"anon" he calls out to you, gesturing you over with a finger "a minute please"
>"I'm...amazed, flabbagasted at what i'm seeing. You don't season your bread before you make the grilled cheese?"
How do you respond?

>>14546392
Do you think he preseasoned the bread before he made the Idiot Sandwich?

>>14546392
>got any of that sweet coco left m8?

>>14546392
inform him i was gonna season the cheese before I put it in

>>14544310
>THREE pestle and mortars
>That one thing delis use to cut ham
Huh?

>>14546417
>>THREE pestle and mortars
look at the window sill lol

>>14546159
>disgusting, what kind of person eats their grilled cheese well done, might as well be charcoal
>>14544310
>perfectly seared rare grilled cheese, haute cuisine that most plebs on /ck/ don't understand

dude that's the worst "grilled cheese" I've ever seen period, not just from him or chefs. Like in my life that is the worst.

Kimchi?
burnt the fuck out of the bread?
3 liters of olive oil?
and the fucking random ass cheese didn't even melt?

>>14546392
Gordon, I always season the cutting board, not the bread. after searing it soaks up all the flavor

PAN
FIRE
OIL
NICE
SEASON BREAD
BURN BREAD
RUSTIC
RAW CHEESE
COLD
PERFECT

I realized why all his youtube videos are recorded free hand
He might randomly see a fire pit in the living room and run to it and the camera guy has to catch up even though literally everything was set up for him in the kitchen

WHY I SEASON MY FIREPLACE AND NOT MY BREAD

romano isn't supposed to be used like that.

Gordon, the outside is burnt and the inside is "EFFING RAW" as you might put it. It's so bad I'm almost impressed. You used the wrong cheese, the bread was too thick, the pan was too hot and the kimchi had no right being within four hundred miles of that sandwich (not toastie - burnt sandwich). Disappointing effort, 2 out of 10.

What I'm most disappointed in you for however, is your lack of effort and honesty. For someone who has built a career on sitting atop a very tall horse, criticising and insulting all manner of aspiring cooks, your video smacks of hyposcrisy. You didn't even bother to do the take again after realising you burnt it. You can see on your face how you just can't be bothered to do it again or properly - it's so lazy of you. You just thought everyone was stupid enough to believe your frankly terrible acting upon placing the abomination in your mouth and pretending it was melted and 'delicious'. It was clearly neither. The contempt you must hold your fans in to attempt to hoodwink them otherwise is appalling. Shame on you!

>>14546190
Kills and cooks everyone he fucks

>>14544310
for me, its the marcella hazan of korean food

>>14546468
HEcking epic youtube comment section Meme! Thumbs up to you good sir!

Edit: Wow I didnt't expect this comment to blow up!

>>14546268
fairly likely desu

>>14546392
bread is preseasoned, gordon, usually industrially here bread contains about 1.75% bakers percentage of salt

>>14546512
mega fag

>>14544310
>cheese didn't even melt
>mostly bread
>cooked in a fireplace

Why even cook a grilled cheese in olive oil, or any oil? You're already slathering the outside with butter as it is.

>Touch of olive oil
>Pours in 1/5th of the bottle
Blimey, Gordon! You don't have to drown the fookin' thing.

>>14546417
ask yourself, are you really living if you don't have an industrial slicer in your home?

>>14547986
this. just pick one m8

>>14548016
>pick one
why would you ever pick olive oil
christ now i feel like making two grilled cheese sandwiches to compare the two
olive oil just sounds so wrong for it

>salting bread that is already salty
>oil the pan when you are putting something slathered in oil on there

why didnt he toast the inner parts first? get that hot enough to do something with the cheese, or at least slice them a bit so its not a giant mass. also, could have waited for the kimchi to not be cold before dropping it on, or maybe like less thick bread because that bread is stupid thick when it doesnt have to be. why not use the fucking oven? what the fuck is the guy doing i dont understand

>>14546392
YOU TRYNA DISRESPEC ME CHEF

>>14544310
What do you mean? I don't see anything controversial in the image you posted. This is an imageboard after all, I'm assuming you took the important points and used the entire point of this website effectively. Is there something I'm missing?

>>14545157
Just open the bag like a normal person you fucking hack.

>>14548011
I bet he nicked it from one of his restaurants, blamed it on some poor line cook that showed promise and might have over shadowed him eventually, and fired him. All the while being so high on coke he forgot about it the next day and reckons he got the slicer has a wedding gift

>>14546039
this guy is reddit though

>*shakes head*
>*that is delishush*

>>14545686
His homelife and all the drugs have broken him, but saffron isnt really expensive, at most 1 dollar for 4 servings.

>>14549073
>his smile and optimism: gone

>>14548248
You can compare them, but don't expect shit from the olive oil grilled cheese sandwich. Tastes like garbage compared to butter, I've tried. The olive oil mosly imparts a bitter flavor to the sandwich and not much else.

>>14544310
Is this an ARG or something? Like the story is he's been kidnapped and forced to make cooking videos in a shack somewhere and maybe he's trying to send messages through the videos.

>>14544310
>>14549073
He looks like George Wendt!

>>14545073
>>14544840
it is. It's nice for the house to get a little crisp in the autumn, and it saves on heating. It makes being under a blanket nice, cuddling up with your partner extra nice, makes hot food taste all the better, and best of all, makes a fireplace a wonderful experience.

>>14544310
Three mortar and pestles, Gordon?

>>14544840
I like to sleep with my windows open at night during winter in minnesota. It extremely comfy to get a ton of blankets and fall asleep in a chilly room. It actually promotes sleep from an evolutionary standpoint.

>>14551323
There's 5.

>>14546392
Ai aint no bitch