/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14513043
When the fuck are you getting del taco

>>14513043
>nachos are looking a little sad tonight
>>14513159
Probably whenever it is the next time I go to Taco Bell and realize they've actually removed 90% of what I habitually order off the menu.

>>14513043
kill yourself

>>14513184
Burger looks great as always; too bad I don’t work at Taco Bell, haha.

How do I unsubscribe from this blog?

>>14513374
Delete system32

>>14513043
Drive to your nearest river, climb the tallest bridge, and jump off the fucking cantilever onto the pavement below.

>>14513261
Maybe I was in denial, or just had a general distrust of crazy things I read on the internet, but I was reserving hope that the rumors weren't true. Last week they took the fritos burrito off the app. It's still on the drive through menu, but you can't but it on the app, and that's a hard pill to swallow.

Threadly reminder that Taco Bell anon doesn't have to die within the next 5 years

threadly reminder
Taco Blob

>did you do anything nice for yourself food and cooking related
>posts Taco Bell
>posts same old shitty look at me burger

These threads are comfy, fuck the haters

>>14513043
This is the same image from the other day just a different angle, that burger has to be rotten by now.

>>14513043
Oh my GOD please kill yourself

Just a reminder that if you watch anime you are a fat retard social reject and probably a closeted pedophile

>nb4 anime website
Don’t care

>>14513043
Nachos look sad as usual

what an epic thread

21 STANDARD DRINKS A DAY LITERALLY NEVER SOBER

>>14514186
It’s not an anime website.
You’re good.

>>14513043
Just a reminder that OP said he had been drinking for 80 hours straight in the last thread

I'm about to go to taco bell, what bev should I get from the gas station first?

>>14514280
Already got sugar free rockstars. 2 for $3. Ya snooze ya lose

>>14514387
Got 1 beefy frito burrito and 2 of the double layered tacos.

>>14514204
>>14514186

damn though it was just me

>>14514403
Forgot the pic

>>14513650
Friendly reminder that in the middle of summer frozen grapes are always preferable to sour ones.

>>14514080
Doesn't he though?

>>14514411
What a filthy car you have. Slob.

>>14514146
The only comfy as fuck feeling here is knowing that OP will be dead from cirrhosis of the liver or a heart attack before 2021.

>>14514692
>t. Doesn't have a car

>>14513261
Burger looks vile as usual. Go fuck yourself faggot

>>14514714
Exactly, I have two dipshit.

>>14514723
Your parents vehicles don't count.

>>14514754
That's true because then it would be four.

>>14514758
The bus that takes you to retard school and the drivers personal vehicle don't count either.

>>14513187
He is killing himself. Slowly. One drink at a time.

I made deep fried potato cheese balls, just because.

>>14515028
Boxdies?

>>14513187
He is, by eating that shit.

>>14513043
>TWO lost highway blu rays
based

>>14513043
I made two ribeyes with two eggs over easy and two pieces of toast and washed it down with two Pepsi’s...if I don’t do things in two the creature outside my bedroom will eat me

>>14513043
Forcing myself to eat a bunny I beat to death earlier in the day. While I was cooking it I stuffed my mouth with marshmallows and then added a handful of cashews, that was nice I guess.

>>14515028
???
I made them from scratch, not from a box.

>>14515105
???
I made them from scratch, not from a box

>>14513043
is one of those just the jacket for the lost highway case or do you for some reason own two copies of that piece of shit? watch inland empire instead you fucking pleb

>>14513043
i got some taco bell as well. two gorditas and that grilled cheese burito. wishing i had some liquor right now but all i had at home were two guiness tallboys which i drank already.

>>14514146
i agree

>>14514552
It’s so random how different locations charge for different things. These Nacho Crunch Double Stacked Tacos were a dollar everywhere a few weeks ago, and now one location I go to changed them to $1.50, while another is charging $1.50 on the app, but they’re still listed as a dollar at the drive through menu, and the one location that usually charges the most for modifications – even going so far as to charge for onions and red sauce from time to time – still sells them for just a dollar. I really want to try ordering them without the hard shell and the red strips, but I feel like they’ll leave out the nacho cheese sauce if I do that. It would be funny to order one without the soft tortilla to see if they'll still put the cheese sauce on the outside of the shell. It’s just too much tortilla.
>>14513444
>cantilever
Look at you and your $2 words.
>>14514097
>look at me burger
Stop anthropomorphizing my burger; she's not for you.

>>14514552
Frozen grape master race

>>14516288
Tb anon, I would like to how your thoughts on the beefy crunch burrito. Based?

>>14516288
Even before they announced the death of the fritos burrito I’d been buying a lot more cheesy bean and rice burritos; I think one man can only take just so many fried corn chips in their grown up food meal products. I always get them grilled (obviously) with onions and red sauce, but I waffle on adding jalapenos. They’re better that way, but sometimes I cheap out over 25 cents because I know I have a jar of comparable pickled jalapeno slices at home, but in the back of my mind I just know I’m not going to open a grilled burrito to add my own jalapenos six days of the week.
>>14515694
Haha, the one on the right is just the sleeve, but now that you mention it I probably should own at least two physical copies of my favorite movie picture. It would be amazing if they released a Laser Disc somewhere, but that would be pretty niche even for 1997.
>>14516036
>watch inland empire instead you fucking pleb
Lost Highway never received a North American Blu Ray release. I don’t think it even got a DVD release in the States. That’s a Japanese import Blu-ray. Do you really think that someone would just import Lost Highway from Japan without having seen Lynch’s entire catalog? And do so on the internet to boot?

I have a 3 dollar gift card to taco bell, what's the best thing I can get for that amount?

His threads slowly weening, just like his health. Good.

>>14516811
Assuming you live somewhere that doesn't have sales tax for fast food, I would say a beefy fritos burrito, a spicy tostada, and a triple layer nachos.

Wait but is that a benchmade griptillian with flytanium scales?

>>14513043
Whats that glass turtle?

>>14516630
>here i am lying in bed eating a taco off my belly
I have no clue who Frankie is or what he wants, but that guy needs to relax.
>>14514167
>that burger has to be rotten by now
Silly newfriend, it’s common knowledge that the burger is a shokuhin sampuru I commissioned back in 2009 (I specified “pinku”, which is the reason behind the Sesame Street bowl). I have a total of 86 in my collection, most at various stages of consumption.
>>14517525
Bugout, but yeah.

>>14517571
OP I dont know what the fuck your goal has been with these threads. But +1 respect for your taste in knives.

>>14517571
I found this 2016 BCBS in my cellar. It wasn’t a good year for Goose Island, but I feel like there’s a political joke somewhere in there about things ageing well which would allow me to resell it at a decent profit.
>>14516325
>thoughts on the beefy crunch burrito. Based?
It was a perfectly fine dollar menu item.
>>14517536
Candy dish. Junior Mints and Boston Baked Beans.
>>14517580
>goal
What is a, “goal”? I got copper scales because they make your hands smell like pennies, and girls are attracted to money.

>>14517778
>I got copper scales because they make your hands smell like pennies, and girls are attracted to money

>>14514186
Meanwhile in reality

>>14518336
so if you like cartoons you're gay?

>>14514146
Drunk Drivers are as comfy as sandpappering my ballsack. They get the rope

>>14518394
OP isn't a drunk driver. He's a functioning alcoholic who sometimes drives.

>>14518412
Hope you're his next victim.

>>14518418
>hope you're his next victim
I mean, I decided to pick up some Taco Bell last week because of his thread, so I guess I already am?

>>14514854
the car is dirty tho lol

>>14514893
not fast enough

>>14518421
>decided to pick up some Taco Bell
>I guess I already am
fat, of course you are

it's coming up on 7am and i'm going to make some Rock Cod and Bok choy.
maybe some eggs. and i eat fruit like all day, so whatever is laying around. bananas and kiwis i believe. also polish off this whiskey, im a cook, laid off until CA indoor seating opens back up

>>14518439
>im a cook, laid off until CA indoor seating opens back up
How are you dealing with them cutting off unemployment? I signed up the day we got shut down and thank fuck have ten grand in the bank because of it to weather through. Yeah, we're technically open, but 10 tables on the patio is barely keeping the restaurant open with 4 employees and the owners coming in 7 days a week to serve and do dishes.