/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14501014
>jewtube
kys

>>14501014

Imagine not even being able to put a gun to your head to end it all

>>14501014
>dude can't cook
>can't even lift his arm good
>what a piece of shit

>>14501033
spbp

>>14501014
He did that 59 minutes ago? Nice. Finally making some progress

>>14501033
>>14501034
There's a lot to be said about having the persistence and bravery to live with a disability that ruins your quality of life. I don't watch any of this youtube shill crap, but I can respect a man for not just giving up when he gets dealt a horrible hand in life.

>>14501014
He looks like a ball

>>14501068
>doesn't bother rehabbing his arm or doing anything to make it work again
>not just giving up

>>14501068
He isn't dead yet if thats what you call resiliency.

>>14501079
Nah, it's called retard strength.

>>14501014
based jesus

>>14501014
More like crippled mans

>>14501014
>now I'm gonna ask my wife to help me

dumb nogs thats an old ass post, his arm is deader than americas economy

Fuck me. I expected a jaded veteran, aware of his fuck ups, who know has the experience of cooking, and the experience of being a complete failure, having learned from both to be a better cook and a better person. Nothing of this sort. Still a "lazy recipe", still unaware that a pie has to have crust BENEATH the filling as well, still having to scoop the chicken & frozen vegetables with a spoon. I have to say, hearing about his disability had me rooting for him, but after seeing him like this, I have to reconsider the sanctity of the human life.

>>14501068
>he gets dealt a horrible hand in life.
he dealt the hand himself

>>14501014
>hot tip: scoop out all the slop that falls from your slice and put that on your plate too! You really can eat it, you guys!

I don’t mind shitty YouTube cooks, I actually like Cooking with Kay because she seems like a nice person and doesn’t take it seriously. Jack on the other hand seems like a piece of shit selfish human being. Can’t wait until the rest of his lard body doesn’t work and Jack Jr’s new wife has to wipe her sauce boss daddy in laws hairy dung cluster bussy after he squeezes out yesterday’s Arby’s into a bedpan now drilled into the couch.

>>14501165

>>14501165

>>14501165

>>14501165
kek

>>14501014
that's not all the way up jack, that's parallel at best

>>14501165
Bueno. Me gusta. Rule 34 me some of this.

>>14501068
>dealt a horrible hand in life
he did this to himself. he doesnt even do physical therapy, and instead just lets his arm get worse and worse till itll eventually enter necrosis

>>14501156
And he ate that hand raw

jesus fucking christ, he really wheeled his ass out onto the screen and is filming his cooking videos with no legs and only on arm. this is pathetic. unbelievably pathetic. he's like a dying animal begging for someone to come up and spill the cherry pie trapped inside his skull

What the fuck is this abomination
Also how does this disgusting slob have a wife?

Guys, what hoops does a man have to jump through to get Tammy's fingers to tickle my shaft? Should I take out an ad in the Nashville classifieds?

>>14501684
You gotta have michilen star skills

>>14501014
how does this lazy pig not even edit out him and tammy constantly bickering? his recipes are all garbage to the point of intentionally doing it the worst way possible, his sons & wife hate him, and his arm is turning into a raisin. i hope he kills himself soon but i doubt he could pull that off with two arms let alone one

>>14501710
He keeps in the bickering because it's a lazy MAN's meal and him forcing his wife to do 3/4 of the work is an important step in it being classified as a LAZY MAN's meal

Imagine being Tammy and being woken up by this beast riding his electric scooter into your bedroom.
Imagine the fear in her eyes when he awkwardly flops himself onto the bed, dragging himself closer to you with his one working appendage
Imagine the sense of revulsion when his bovine tongue starts lapping at her genitals while he mumbles something about a lazy man's Reuben
Imagine her trying her hardest not to move, not to make a sound, as he slowly drags himself on top and desperately trying to get his stroke-damaged penis hard as he slathers it in the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste

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>>14501068
God took his arm for strangling his kid.

Look into it.

>>14501756
>electric scooter
wtf? when did this happen? I know his arm is fucked up from the stroke but didn't hear about this

>>14501803
retard

>>14501014
Wait wait wait wait wait wait the fuck up -
izzzz jack in a powerchair??? What happened???

>>14501809
answert the question pussy

>>14501827
it's the fucking video in the op post you smooth brained dipshit

>>14501165
>hairy dung cluster bussy

>>14501830
doesn't say when or why he's constrained to the chair poopoo brain

>>14501845
HE WHEELS HIMSELF IN ON THE FUCKING SCOOTER
OF COURSE HE DOESNT SAY WHEN OR WHY HE'S A FUCKING SELF CENTERED EGOIST AND ADMITTING THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS HAVE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM DUE TO THE VERY CONTENT OF HIS VIDEOS WOULD FEEL AKIN TO SUICIDE FOR HIM
EVERYONE HERE IS AWARE THAT HE SHATTERED HIS ANKLES WALKING A 5K WEEKS AGO. EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T, YOU COULD FIND OUT EASILY BECAUSE YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET.
YOU CAN GET THIS INFORMATION YOURSELF WITH ONE GOOGLE SEARCH BUT YOU CHOSE TO INSTEAD ACT LIKE A BIG FUCKING DROOLING IMPOTENT SMOOTH BRAINED ASSHOLE AND ASK A STUPID QUESTION IN THE SAME THREAD WITH THE VIDEO FEATURING THE FUCKING THING THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IN IT'S ONLY INSTANCE TO DATE
FUCK YOU

>>14501014
Doesn't he own that donut shop in Salinas, CA?

>>14501870
nah id rather hear it from the man's mouth himself

I love how he says if he makes a mess Tammy will have to clean up after him

>>14501014
>comments disabled on youtbe

Fuck this guy.

>>14501014
THIS MAN HAS A WIFE AND MANAGED TO STAY INSIDE THE GENE POOL

Let that be a lesson.

>>14502034
This man and his wife couldn’t fit into a pool or jeans

>>14501014
Is his son still a christian rapper

>>14502046

Well he has one wigger son who lives in California and sells weed, then his other son is engaged or I think even married at this point to some girl who is as equally immature and dumb as he is. I wouldn’t doubt that he stills raps. His proposal is still one of the most cringy things you can watch.

>>14502054
Poor girl had no idea what she was getting into. He clearly only married her so he could get laid

>>14502058
Yeah for sure, but I think it might be somewhat of the same for her too. They both probably waited until marriage to fuck/practiced abstinence. Surely they’ll regret it in a year.

>>14502054
link

>>14502054
Yeah, drop the link anon, please.

>>14501965
its really weird when you put everything into context
what does jack do at home exactly?
his wife works (or use to)
his kids are grown up
he only cooks at home for the show
he doesnt do house cleaning
what does jack do all day?

>>14502135
Goes on Facebook and watches fox news

>>14502125
>>14502128
https://youtu.be/GgeEp6IuF88

>>14502142
Thanks!

>>14502135
In the first few seconds of OP's video he says that he just watches TV all day

>>14502142

>>14501014
>has 2 strokes due to diet and lack of exercise
>makes no lifestyle changes

>>14502142
holy shit he's the fusion of la beast and anthony jr

>praise the jew on a stick for my bad life choices, my body momentarily healing itself is certainly the work of a jewish prophet from the desert 2000 years ago!

>>14502142
Tell the stroke not today

>>14501068
>but I can respect a man for not just giving up when he gets dealt a horrible hand in life.
He literally ate cholesterol artery clogging food for all his life without working out a single time, that's not getting dealt a horrible hand, that's having a deathwish

>>14501014
>still a fat fuck
>still making cholesterol and salt filled food
>disables comments and likes/dislikes
this guy is comical

>>14502204
That "cholesterol artery clogging food" is fresh, home-made food that is prepared by a dedicated home chef. Jack didn't gain weight from fast food or McDonalds, he gained weight from the food that YOU PEOPLE tell us to eat to lose weight.

>>14502210
If he wanted to lose weight he needs to stop eating and walk or run every morning. Salads with grilled chicken and green recipes are great for lowering your cholesterol and keeping you healthy. He's obviously not eating low cholesterol food, considering the man had two fucking strokes lmao. Your chance of having a stroke or heart attack is extremely rare if you are a healthy weight and your cholesterol is under 140.

>>14502221
I've been making Jack's recipes for 6 years and I've only had one stroke. Your argument is invalid.

>>14501014
let me remind you, this is the same guy that kicked his son out because he smoked weed at a computer shop. This is the same guy that choked his son until his nose bled and he blacked out because he pushed his fat wife. I really hope this fat piece of shit dies so he can meet jewhova.

>>14502210
Hi Jack!

>>14502278
GOD has healed Jack's arm through the power of PRAYER
GOD HAS SPOKEN

>>14502278
Really hoping Corona-chan makes a visit to the Scalfani household

>>14501784
I wish Jack allowed comments so someone could tell him this

>>14502210
Jack eats nothing but fast food and bbq. Fuck off faggot

>>14502296
Do you have a single source to back this claim up? Because all I see are my cooking videos

>>14502292
not only this, but his son just turned 16 when he kicked him out on the streets, not even joking. It's one thing to discipline and whip your child but holy fuck.

>>14502312
His son broke his COVENANT with GOD that day. Jack had to cast him out of his household or else GOD would have smited his first-born son.

>>14502312
he chose to kick his son out without talking and defend his wife like a simp rather than talk with his son about why he's so angry. He also talks about how he's had marital problems and his wife hates him.

>>14502318
Tammy loves Jack with all of her heart, Jack had to pacify and exile his son for her safety. Jack has a very healthy and strong marriage with Tammy. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>14502301
Yeah its called jack on the go

Here is Jack Jr proposal video. Literally hard to match this level of cringe.

https://youtu.be/Wx2ib0l6L-M

>>14502326
>Here is Jack Jr proposal video.
look how fat she got.

>>14502326
WE ALL GOT QUESTIONS RIGHT?

>>14502328
She got fatter and Jr lost some weight what a wild turn of events

>>14502334
shes a BLOATMAXX queen

>>14502335
she at least gained 20lbs, damn.

>>14502328
>polo
>cheap gold chain
>red hair
>makes SoundCloud rap

Zoomer intensifies

>>14502337
She is living up to the legend of Tammy

>>14502326
I physically recoiled at this and I watch gore/rekt threads all the time

>>14502326
how long until she cheats on him and she gets blacked?

>yfw you finally bust your nut cherry after 18 years of abstinence and regret getting married 30 seconds after blowing into a sock because she said cum is yucky

>>14502356
Considering where they live and how much of a wigger he is.. less than a year. Maybe even on their honeymoon if they have one.

>>14501697
No replies this time...
Maybe it's not as good as you think?

>>14502356

>>14502361
I was crying reading that

If you want a good example of Jack's tard brain at work watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

This was BEFORE 2 strokes

>>14502335
>proposing in a basketball jersey and backwards cap
Very romantic

>>14501014
the worst part about this guy and his whole family is that they are all spic/mutt mixed trash. Just fucking trashy people, Literal subhumans.

>>14501014
>Dad hugged me
How fucking old is he?

>>14502377
old enough to live with his dad, I'm guessing he's just waiting for jack to die to inherit the house I guess, assuming jack jr lives with him.

>>14502301
Yeah, just look at Jack's fat ass

>>14502380
this fat fucker is peddling ebook scams on his youtube channel to make ends meet lmao. so much for gods grace, maybe its gods punishment for his child abuse. Jack dies and jack jr inherits the house and takes over the cooking business.

>>14502380

Jack Sr. and Tammy live with his dad?

>>14502394
i don't know but if jack dies then jack jr probably inherits the house or whatever money he has.

>>14502393
The only reason Jack made any money from Youtube is because he started at the beginning in fucking 2007 and eventually became a lolcow

>>14502393

>gods grace

Jacks mega church pastor decapitated a woman when he was 18 and only served 8 years in prison. Now he’s loaded. Christians in a nutshell really.

>>14502399
>Jacks mega church pastor decapitated a woman when he was 18 and only served 8 years in prison.
no way that's fucking true lmao.

>>14502400

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Davis

>>14502402
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maury_Davis
holy fucking shit, that's batshit insane

>>14502395
You're not particularly savvy about how the World works. Tammy will retain possession of her assets when Jack drops.

>>14502413
tammy isn't far from jack, she'll kick the bucket too. Him and his wife are both years away from fatal heart attacks.

>>14502399

>ck humor

>>14502415
True they're both deathfats

>>14502204
He said he was trying to lose weight at one point but halfassed it. Said he was just going to eat more pork and chicken instead of beef. A lot of people do this, they don't actually try to eat less but try to figure out a way to keep overeating without the consequences. Unfortunate for some people that it's too late to realize that usually doesn't work.

>>14502415
Perhaps, but just imagine if inside that gap you convinced her to sit in your face.

>>14502402
This man deserves life in prison, holy shit. Maybe jack needs to start a mega church for a redemption arc, to wipe his slate clean.

>>14502422
sounds like jack just needs to stop eating, some people don't have the willpower for fasting though or even eating salads lmao. He's a goner.

>>14501566
Damn my 70 year old grandpa regained the use of his arm after like 6 months but lo and behold, he went to therapy and changed his diet.
Absolutely sick of hearing Jack spout bullshit about the the lord’s healing power doing fuck all.

>>14502436
He’s now rich and will live the rest of his life that way because middle Amerifats like Jack will support and donate to him. He claimed he murdered because of the devil.

>reallynigga.jpeg

>>14502447
The devil makes Jack overeat and cook abominations open a book

>>14502447
guess the devil just suddenly vanished when he got in and out of prison, lol.

is jack white?

>>14502453

The devil came out attached to Dayquan’s 12 inch turd tickler after he busted a smelly nut inside the pastors worship hole

>>14502461

In spirit 150%

Jack is living the suburban dream

>>14501014
>that part where he revs his motility scooter like a motorcycle but only moves one hand
His death can't come soon enough.

>>14501033
That's what the other arm is for.

>>14502278
Why? The son sounds like a real piece of shit. Tammy was probably soaking wet after Jack beat his ass.

>>14502550
Tammy is soaking wet after Jack comes home with the leftovers from Jack on The Go.

>>14502463
>>14502367
what is wrong with you mutts?

>>14502550
She did beam when Jack told the gay radio host about beating and disowning his child for her sake, so you are probably right. Who wants a step kid around? Get a nice redemption story to hawk at bible study. Scenario played out perfectly for her.

>>14502399
checked and absolutely based. I need to start decapitating women. Praise Jewsus

>>14501165

>>14502328
not to mention her teeth are more yellow than mustard my boi

>>14501210
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>>14501297
samefagging yourself is a horrible way to ruin a mildly funny post you fucking faggot.

>>14501014
>milk
wtf? why?

>Kiwifags ruin another comfy Jack thread with their bitter sperging.
It's all so tiresome.

>>14502326
Why? Why would you EVER ask your gf to marry you with an audience? It's HORRENDOUS.

>>14502142
It's too bad he won't carry on his dad's cooking legacy

>>14502326
Looking forward to the divorce chicken

>>14502142
>
Sally Merrill
2 years ago
It is ok Jack Jr. But I don't understand why are you trying to sound black? Your better than that! God bless you.

kek

>>14502641

I’ve been coming exclusively to /ck on and off for more years than I’d like to admit to make fun of Jack.

>>14502658
Not. Cool.

>>14502653
jack probably wont be alive for that

>>14502667

Jack deserves it, plus he blocked me on almost everything he uses.

>>14502670

We can only hope. The day Jack kicks the bucket there needs to be a sticky.

>>14502677
I think the mods hate jack. They delete most threads about him

>>14502682
It’s hard not to hate him

>>14502698
I don't hate him. It's just funny to laugh at him. Not sure why someone would actually hate him unless they got choked by him or something

>>14502703
Watch some of his livestreams and you'll probably hate him

>>14502708
He's just a dumb Christfag boomer that makes awful food. If he loses the functionality of his last good appendage he'll be a living meatball man

>>14502712
God willing

>>14502682
They should. They should also ban all posters within the threads.
The topic is food and cooking, not gossiping about fat americans you've allowed yourself to become obsessed with.

>>14502740

Newfag defected. These threads have been around for way longer than you have been and will be.

>>14502667
>>14502641
hi jack, by any chance do you have any bbq sauce left to sell?

>>14502745
You're incorrect and I don't know how you would allow yourself to make such a retarded point.
Jack threads get deleted. Jack posters get banned. If you're old school you know this.

>>14502740
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>>14502641
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>>14502317
>>14502210

Summerfags

>>14502765
I never said they didn’t get taken down you retard. Just because mods are stupid doesn’t mean they or you are right.

>>14501014
how dare you all laugh at this bowling ball of a man. you should all be banned

Cursed image do not open

>>14502779
>"I agree with you but ur a newfag because... uhhh well you're wrong"
lul, you stupid bitch.

>>14501014
Jack, that's like halfway up.

>>14502793

What the fuck are you talking about? I’ve been on this board for around a decade (sadly) and Jack has been here for as long as I can remember. You should truly go back to le reddet champ.

>>14502801


Is it safe to assume English isn't your first language, champ?

>>14502805
ITT: Jack

>>14502805

Cope and seethe little girl.

>>14502210
i dont ask you or anyone else to eat this shit
https://youtu.be/1YnXhY4Lmws

>>14502805
What in there would indicate that they don’t speak English....? You’re just making yourself look stupid.

>>14502740
Do you realize what website you’re on?

>>14502820
Is Jack a wendigo? Dude loves eating raw meat.

>>14502838
I think he's the janny. Someone's wojack post ITT immediately vanished.

>>14502820
literally just all meat oozing with cholestorel. Does this man eat any veggies or fruits lmao?

>>14502328
based feeder KING

>>14502819
holy shit which one of his is this

>>14501756
i feel like this could be a captain beefheart poem

>>14502843
Lmao what a faggot if true

>>14502822
He responded to my green text mocking him calling me a newfag as me calling him a newfag.
>"Uhh actually I've been here for 15 years"
Oh ok, no one asked.

>>14502853
Hi /mu!

>>14502808
That is the weirdest looking body I have ever seen.

>>14502436
all mega churches are run by psychopathic crazy people, it's the religion of "worship me, and give me money" and millions of retards fall for it.

>>14502801
>has been on here for a decade or more and is presumably in their late 20s or older
>still says le reddit

>>14502856
I’m saying you don’t understand this board, the content that’s posted and has been posted here for the last ten years. Nothing to do with bragging or pulling it out of my ass, it’s to prove you’re a newfag who probably thinks that posting Jack threads is a new thing. Lurk more. You don’t understand 4chan in general and should go back to a more PC and friendly website. You’re a newfag and that’s okay, I forgive you for being hostile because it can be a little intimidating and stressful.

>>14502856
>>14502869

Samefag

Fuck jack for disabling comments and blocking me on Twitter after I asked him how keto is going

>>14501025
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>>14502860
dont ever assosciate me with that abomination of a board. /mu/ is objectively on the same tier as /pol/, /v/ and /tv/

>>14502851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxSCqGljuzY
CHESS PIE in the bloopers at the end

>>14502877
We agree that Jack threads have been around for a long time, and we agree they've been deleted for just as long and posters have been banned. There's no room for misunderstanding there.

>I’ve been coming exclusively to /ck on and off for more years than I’d like to admit to make fun of Jack.
This is a cooking board not a gossip board. Kiwifarms would certainly welcome you to shit on youtube retards with them, it's worth a look.

>>14502949
shut up /pol/
>NOOOOOOOOOO DONT MAKE FUN OF JACK HE'S A BASED WHITE GUY LIKE ME THIS IS LITERAL WHITE GENOCIDE WHY DO YOU HATE WESTERN CULTURE

>>14502917
whilst i admite your spirit and understand the point being made, you probably just replied to a 16 y.o epic redpilled nazi who has no interest in taking responsibility for his hypocrisy

>>14502958
im not that anon, nowhere in there did i feel a hint of /pol/. the guys trying to be neutral

>>14502958
shutup you fragile nano thin skinned nigger.
>noooo you cant say anything I dont approve of!
stay on facebook then you fucking nigger

Who remembers this deep lore?

>>14502864
it's been going on forever really, but TV has really increased their revenue. there's a p funny song about one of these big pastor guys that you speak of, who is still doing his dirty deeds today
https://youtu.be/K_uqWiOK7VQ

>>14502949
>achktually this is a cooking board, stop being mean!

>>14502808

>>14503005
those glasses gave me cancer

>>14502949
Your cry baby ass will never do anything to negatively impact the rate at which Jack threads are posted. You are wasting your time by being a man baby, nothing will change and you will accomplish nothing.

>>14503012
He's a living meme and lolcow. Deleting the threads will just encourage people to spam them more. You can't really kill a meme once it snowballs

>>14502142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

>>14502142
Talking on your phone while driving is dangerous.

>>14501076
I've only seen this said here.

Did he say this in a video or something?

>>14502958
lmao seething trannies always out themselves

>>14503013
>He's a living meme and lolcow
14 year olds aren't allowed to post here.

>>14503012
I don't know why you think I'm trying to accomplish anything by getting into a flame war with an ESL. These threads are off almost always off topic, and as such the mods should delete them. My belief or disbelief in this doesn't affect anything either than annoying said illiterate.
The guy who uses /ck/ exclusively for Jack gossip would enjoy kiwifarms. I'm not trying to drive him there to reduce Jack posting.

>>14503045
He never says anything about his exercise regime. If he followed one his arm would have been restored long ago. He does talk about praying for his arm, which obviously does nothing. God doesn't intervene on silly things like that. We're here to prove our worth to God, not to receive worldly favours from Him.

>>14503067
>We're here to prove our worth to God, not to receive worldly favours from Him.
uhhhhh BASED DEPARTMENT?!?!

>>14503067
God can suck my bent wanger

>>14503063
Why are you so mad about the words "meme" and "lolcow?" lmfao what a faggot you are.

>>14503065
Dude, has anyone ever told you that you're a huge faggot and no one gives a shit about your stupid opinions? It needs to be said more often

>>14503095
Odd take seeing as you've been crying about them for about two hours.

>>14503099
/ck/ is more than one person. You're a huge faggot lol. Imagine being a janny killjoy wannabe. Take your autism meds.

>>14501025
why bother posting at all?

>>14501025
>anything
>its the jew

>>14501165
so poetic

>>14503101
>it wasn't me!
oh ok I'll just ignore someone's retarded replies to my posts then

>>14503107
You're autistic. You white knight Jack of all people. Think about that, anon. Seriously--just dwell on that for a single second.

>>14502399
>mega church pastor
Non American here, what the fuck is a mega church?

>>14503109
imagine the ultimate abortion of American low-church prot / evangelical nonsense, then put it in an auditorium. It's half concert with lights, smoke and half "Pray for more money"

>>14503180
I've seen some vids of like scam artists pretending to preach for god whilst peddling like doomsday survival gear.
I assume it's like a larger scale version of that shit?

>>14503109
Where the pastor and sometimes Jesus are worshiped.

>>14503093
lose weight

>>14502808
He looks like he'd smell like tonsil stones.
Imagine being stuck in a hot car with him.