/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have never seen someone who wasn't white eat this

Rooster sauce is good, I don't care about your reddit parrot shit you learned when you first found this site yesterday, faggot.

>>14500929
It’s cock sauce, and it is slurped by redditors alongside their shitty gin

>>14500937
They like gin?

Here is my standing atop the great pyramid of giza

>>14500937
Still posting, newfag? You better get the fuck out of here with your dumb shit.

Too much sugar, just like ‘chup

>>14500948
Holy hell dude can you go to Easter Island and show us your parents please?

>>14500987
>oh my WOURD, houw do thouse Americans consoume this?!?!
>it has a whoule GRAUM of SUGOUR

>>14501019
1 gramme of sugar out of a 5 gramme serving. It's 20% sugar by weight. It's almost as bad as those hot sauces that are 90% vinegar. It's supposed to be hot sauce, not sweet sauce or sour sauce.

>>14500916
Too much garlic, desu, kinda gross

Idk if the formula changed or what but I noticed it get a lot less spicy and a lot more sweet over the years. Either I'm getting old or the general population ruined it.

>>14501019
Can Americans really not eat a condiment unless it has sugar?
Does mustard and mayonnaise have sugar there too?

>>14501586
Nah, I had it for the first time in 2018 and it was sweet as fuck

>>14500916
Did you also stop eating bacon and avocados because people you don't like on the internet said they were good? Grow up.

>>14500916
When you're white and regular ketchup causes your anus to pucker but you wanna show the boys you're a hard ass gangsta so you take that extra spicy ketchup.

>>14501617
yes
yes

>>14500937
shut up faggot

>>14500916
>not enjoy the superior cock sauce

This is where it's at.

It wouldn't usually be my first choice, but in honor of OP being such a faggot I'm going to put some cock sauce on my Hawaiian pizza.

>>14501960
I know OP constantly eats cock, but I think it really has a time and a place. I lead more of a 'vark lifestyle.

My wife likes this. What's odd is the bottles are completely inconsistent. I'll get one that's mostly sweet with a little spice, then the next bottle is super hot with no sweetness.

>>14501976
absolutely, unequivocally based

>>14500916
Stay away from tahiti lads, they're head hunting savages all.

>>14501960
>>14501976
based

am i the only one who actually likes this, good on rice, noodles, chicken and stuff.

>>14502029
Nope, your not the only one, I like that too. There are tons of others and this is a slow board.

>>14502029
Rice in chicken noodle soup is gosh darned good. Some chinese joints will do it on request, but I do it myself best.

>>14502029
>>14502037
>>14502049
samefag

>>14502053
no, admit that you're incorrect.
Of course being a fucking homosexual you cant admit that you're wrong.
I'll call you stupid and let it stand there.

>>14500916
Saw something either on tv or the internet where they got actual asians to try this and they thought it was disgusting.
It is disgusting.

Also it’s Californian not an actual Asian product you fucking weebs

>>14502069
There was some old one, I don't have it anymore where a kangaroo was fucking some asian guy, it was hilarious.

>>14502075
>knowing about california
>calling others weebs
>wearing vans
OK bitch boy

>>14502069
I watched a video where people from a remote tribe in the middle east played Super Mario Bros and one guy said the game they play with rocks and sticks back in his village was much better. I felt like my entire childhood was a lie.

>>14502075
That's like saying that Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce isn't a real Mexican sauce just because it is bottled in Portland.

>>14502107
You keep gobbling your retarded acid that you got duped into fanboying cus of a bottle with chink writing on it while feeling superior, dicklet. No one hates you for being such a cockgobbling fag except god.

>>14502107
>vans
Where did this meme come from? It's so stupid. Every middle school kid in the country was wearing Vans 20 years ago.

>>14502111
Nice trips, just imagine what they'd do with a Coca-Cola bottle.
Check out this movie, The Gods Must Be Crazy.

>>14502120
That's the point you defensive califag, what are on now, sketchers? It's all the same cali faggotry.
>>14502118
Same for you.

>>14502126
That was my dad's favorite movie when I was growing up. We had it on laser disc.

>>14502132
>no u!
how can you even type with so many cocks being gobbled in your mouth and massaged by your limp wristed hands at the same time? suck it

>>14502133
Ghhaaaa, shows my age a bit but I saw that with a friend in a theatre when I was a little kid. I even remember the location.
Your dad has good taste.

>>14502132
>that's the point
What's the point? You don't like California because everyone in Ohio was wearing a children's skater shoe brand when you were little?

>>14502144
You seem pretty pissed off being a california faggot. What's Ohio have to do with anything?

>>14502140
I'm not as into the slapstick humor anymore, but the whole beginning where the bush tribe doesn't understand private property so they just keep grabbing the bottle from each other and the main guy decides it must be evil and has to be thrown off the edge of the world is still hilarious.

>>14502150
Nevermind. You obviously weren't even alive when Vans were a thing.

>>14500916
Hope you had fun tonight

>>14502154
If I remember this right there was a sequel as well, but it pretty much sucked.

this shit's been popular since before reddit existed.

>>14502156
Good. No go wear your vans and sketch along and pretend to be someone.

>>14502159
Yeah, we had that too. I haven't seen it since the 90's, but I feel like it was just more of the same. I think there were actually 2 sequels, but I never saw the 3rd one.

>>14502163
see>>14501838

These people are either sheltered zoomers or literally from Finland. They only know about these things because of the internet, so the idea of grown ass adults having eaten them their entire lives is inconceivable.

>>14502187
A third one, that was probably boring the second wasn't very good so they were likely drawing at straws after the first to make a third.

>>14502194
I've heard that once over the muslim hoard that there some hot chicks in Findlania.

>>14500916
>pick my lips till they are raw
>Grab some crackers, add some cock sauce to them
>Blood rush to the lips
Anyone else?

>>14502194
Seems like you're a jealous sack of shit wearing vans and sketchers or whatever.

>>14502232
Midnight my friendly raven couldn't come up with anything that was so pathetic.

KAW

>>14502238
>vans and sketchers
Are you picturing a 13 year old kid wearing a Limp Bizkit hoodie or a 35 year old nurse practitioner? I'm really confused.

heh...
https://www.oldtimeradiodownloads.com/western/dr-sixgun

>>14502259
Fuck all I don't know, I'm not a califag so don't have to know. I leave it to those faggots.

This weird shit would never get over in Dodge

Yummy. I enjoy giving myself Enemas with this stuff. Nice, raw cleanse that leaves me feeling invigorated and ready to go!

>>14500929
It's not good and you're a faggot

>>14500927
That's because it's from California.

>>14500916
this is good with ramen

>>14502009
why does this image disturb me so much. it feels like it reaches into my soul

>>14500916
great on eggs

>>14502637
California is the 2nd most diverse state after Hawaii...

>>14502742
2 much of Lovecraft my man

>>14502029
Yep, their entire company is being kept afloat by your custom.