/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14482660
Yeah.

>>14482660

>>14482660

>>14482660
That's correct. And make it snappy if you want this tip, BOY.

>>14482669

>>14482660
I unironically enjoy going to restaurants alone. You get to focus on your food 100% and taste every aspect of it. While I'm with friends, I usually end up eating all of it too fast without tasting it that much.

>>14482660
>table for one
>the table he brings you to has two seats

>>14482660

I never go out to eat because of this. Its already bad enough that there are families and people my age eating together, having a great night. Goddamn it. Ordering fastfood and Ubereats is the only thing that keeps me sane.

>>14482922
I’ll go eat with you as long as you aren’t a queer

>>14482869
i used to go sit at the sushi bar and chat with the chef about knives and fish and shit i would always get a few pieces of sashimi or nigiri to try

>>14482971
yeah I used to char with barmen whenever I went alone. Sounds a bit depressing desu or maybe I'm just socially awkward. I stopped doing it when I realized how autistic it looks. I'm fine just browsing my phone while the food is being prepared.

>>14483029
huh who gives a shit?

>>14483037
me I think. idk I think I was disrupting their workflow with my useless chit-chat when they shit to do.

>>14483044
*had shit to do

>work nightshift
>get cancelled for night
>go to restaurant for dindin
>get table for one
>waitress cant comprehend
>assumes I'm waiting for someone
>wont listen after seating and leaves spare menu across from me
>tell her "date cancelled" when she comes back with drink and she takes it away
>now eating alone
>family of three next to me asks to he moved
>looked at me the entire transition to different part of room
>mfw

>>14482947
I am, but I wear a dress and you don't have to see my face or genitals, so you can pretend I'm a girl giving anal.

>>14482896
why would they have a table with one seat? Did you think they were expecting you?

Nah senpai, just checking out the scenery

>>14483252
this is just how guys like you and me have to live

>>14482869

A girl I knew redpilled me on going to restaurants and the movie theater alone. She said she did it all the time, and it is a better experience if you want to focus on the food or movie.

I watched infinity war by myself after she redpilled me and it was by far a superior experience once I got over the initial feeling of being a loser. Literally no one gives a shit if you watch a movie or dine by yourself.

>>14484039
I want to impregnate her now. How is she on the /10 scale?

>>14482660
OP, who's even eating out now?

>>14484056

She Is a somilian with a super fat ass and an equally fat belly. A 6.5/10

>>14484039
>a girl redpilled me

haha oh no...

>>14484078

I meant somalian.

Also she told me that she prefers white guys. Big oof for me since I am black but I am sure the stormfront tards on 4chan would like that.

>>14484078
fuck that. A girl's tummy is a single most important criterion to me. A girl with small boobs and a flat ass, but a flat sexy af tummy to me is a 100 times more fuckable then some bimbo with a fat belly.

If you're eating by yourself go during lunch hours. Eating lunch by yourself is acceptable, dinner is weirder since it's mostly friends and couples eating then.

>>14482660
where is your fucking mask!?

Things you should never do alone

>movies
>restaurants
>sex

>>14484166
thats actually great advice, thanks anon

>>14483054
Entertaining customers is a significant part of the job.

>>14483252
Where the fuck was this? You need to call an Uber and tell the guy to take you where the kids drink. Get a bloomin onion and 4 long islands. I swear with 100 bucks and some balls you can be the king of applebees for a night.