/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14461902
Man dominoes doesn't even carry anchovies. I don't know why big chains pretend people hate them.

>>14461902
I honestly prayed out loud that they pissed on your pie or as least wiped their fingers on their buttcrack before tossing your dough.

>>14461902
I'd complain and get them to make another one
Toppings are supposed to go ONTO the pizza
They don't hand you a little baggie of pepperonis when you get a pepperoni pizza

>>14461902
It's because your ordered 2 sides of anchovies which is how many is in a can. Instead of giving you two souffle cups crammed with them in there, they can avoid touching them-this is a common thing.

You want the perfectly preserved anchovies in a can or the anchovies that have been rotting in the fridge for six months because nobody orders that shit? Your choice, weirdo.

>>14461968
y0y0y0, hol' up, hol' up ,what i think op is trying to say, now stop me if I'm outta line here, but what I *think* op is tryin' ta say, and I can feel where he's comin' from is that you take that idea you got right there, right, you take that fresh ass can that no1 was even thinking about 6 month old rotting fish in a fridge till that shit came outta your mouth, what I think op is trying to say is why can't those motherfuckers take that fresh ass can o' fish, put it on top the pizza befores it's baked, and bake the muthafuckin topping on the pizza like it was any other muthafuckin topping. does that sound like batshit insane to you, or what, because it sounds absolutely logical and I think where ops coming from, where I think what you replied with just mighta came outta your ass, but don't get me wrong, I'm just passin thru.

>>14461968
I mean, the can itself is $2 while I paid. 75 for it. I just didn't want to have bake anchovies smell in my house

>>14461917
Yes they do I ordered one 2 days ago

>>14462041
Show me the fish

Oh, I forgot to say this is a side extra order and not on the pizza itself.

>>14462051
I order once 6 years ago by phone, they literally said they had to drive to supermarket to pick a can up just for me.

>>14462051
I’m in the app right now.

>>14462027
Why are you talking like you're on rock cocaine?
>>14462032
> I just didn't want to have bake anchovies smell in my house

And they don't want it in their pizza oven either. Simple stuff.

>>14462051
>>14462099
why do restaurants do this sort of shit making some items app only?

>>14461902
That's pretty bunk of them, but that's also not a bad way to eat anchovies on pizza.

>>14462191
It's on the website too I was just at work taking a shit

>>14461917
>I don't know why big chains pretend people hate them.

they're so good. most people never give them a shot. my boss gets an anchovy pizza for our little party every year and its one of the first to go. everybody always tries a slice on a dare and ends up liking it. they are very addictive little fish.

>>14462206
it's not on >>14462051 's pic so is it by store preference?

>>14462224
I suppose, maybe he's in some flyover state

>>14462232
Since when is anchovy a coastie phenomena

>>14462051
I've ordered anchovies from both Dominos and Papa Johns. I live in a major city.

>>14462251
seafood usually is, but I couldn't tell you for sure since I've been a coastie my whole life, sorry.

>>14462257
Fresh, yes, but anchovy are tinned.

>>14462270
Yeah, but I was meaning more towards desire for seafood in general. I can only talk about what I've read from other anons saying they don't care for or find decent seafood rare in flyover areas. If you like it them more power to you. I'm allergic and have tried anchovy pizza anyway and found it to be nice in its own way.

>>14462215
anchovies were pretty based. We ordered pizza for class and only this one fat chick backed me up when I demanded anchovy to be one of the orders. Based fat chick

Is there bones and eyeballs? I cant

>>14461937
That would be better though.

>>14462027
awww shit... my man...my man!

>>14462032
>>14462117
>anchovie smell
Good job they barely smell. Even tuna smells like 4 times stronger.

I really doubt that was done out of spite, they probably just rarely get people ordering anchovies and didn't have a can open or fresh enough to serve. I for one think anchovies are fucking awesome and people who dislike them are usually babies or cowards. Enjoy your 'za my dude

>>14462570
Bones - depends but they're so soft from the packaging process you don't even know they're there.

Eyeballs - no.

There's probably a few reasons for why they gave you it in a can: one of them being that the staff do not want fish smell in the kitchen, and also the fact that it would cling to everything and permeate other food stuffs if they didn't change their gloves every single time.
Cooking fish in their ovens would leave residue that is imbued in other pizzas that would lead to complaints.

>>14461937
When I get tomato on pizza I ask them to slice it and leave it on the side because I like them better raw

>>14462251
Can confirm I've ordered anchovies in MC but they're unavailable in WI.

>>14463204
>MC
NC*

>>14461937

Anchovies taste better when they are put on the pizza after cooking. If they are cooked into the pizza they just overpower everything.

>>14463282
Nah, biting into a slice of pizza with anchovies on just gives you a bunch of salt, whether you cook them with it or add them afterwards.
Best way to do it is take about half the amount you would put on the pizza, mash them in a mortar, and mix them with the tomato sauce when makng the pizza. This way the flavor is spread and you don't get the salt pockets of whole anchovies.
You just have to be careful and not use too many other salty ingredients, else you'll over-salt the pizza.

>>14462053
The picture you posted is the perfect example of an anchovy eater. A filthy little stink NEET shut in glasses girl who is embarrassed by eating such nasty food but can't help herself. She won't ever have a boyfriend because she is addicted to garlic, olives, anchovies and aliums.

>>14461902

Got the same thing at a Dominoes in Dayton, Ohio
A fucking tin of 'chovies
Still good

>>14462051
>62,183 unread emails

>>14463898
It's a meaningless number at this point

>>14463898

>62,023 of them are spam

>>14462051
Ohh urban dead, I haven't touch it In years, anything new on it?

>>14461902
I can imagine cooking an anchovie pizza makes the whole store smell like a fishy cunt for the rest of the night and the dregs making 8$ an hour to make pizza cant be fucked with to deal with that

>>14464577
No, the last "update" was in 2015. Still somewhat active though.

>>14463457

They probably just didn't want fucking hot fish smell in their store for the rest of the week.
I love fish but that shit is fucking smelly depending on how you cook it and how good it is.

>>14462051
What's egg coffee Michael?

>>14466089
>Michael
Nope.

There was a thread on it yesterday. Mix an egg yolk with sweetened condensed milk and add to espresso or dark coffee. Tried it today and it's very tasty. I'm going to try with very little milk next time because I'd like to drink it regularly but that's way too much dairy and sugar for me.

whole anchovies as a topping are weird to me, that isn't ever how they are meant to be used
supposed to mix em into stuff

>>14466267
Spread them on the pizza correctly and you get a bit of fish in each bite.

>>14461959

I ordered 5 sides of anchovies and they gave me 5 of those tiny cups. I would love to get them in a can.

Opposite today. I love anchovies on pizza, except I like 1 or two on a slice after it’s baked. Ordered a single mushroom and anchovies slice at a pizzeria today... 18 fucking Anchovies covering every square inch of that fucker. All borderline burnt on. I love anchovies, but goddamn that was horrific

>>14462051
why does it say ENG in the bottom right of your screen. Dont tell me youre a non-American subhuman op

>ITT Fellow patrician taste anchovy bros

Never understood the whole cartoonish hatred for anchovy pizza. It's like one of the oldest memes.

>>14466846

i'm allergic but i still put them in my salad dressing
makes my mom mad

>>14462027
Yo my nig, how do these crackas get da fish ontop the pizza without gettin no water from the tin on the pizza? Cracker ass mfs

>>14467164
OH NO NO weeaboo go back

>>14462027
yo this nigga finna lowkey make sense

>>14461902
That's based. You don't want to cook that shit so be thankful they didn't put it through the oven. Just buy them yourself next time.

>>14468955
They don't stink up the place they're just salt

>eww anchovies are yucky
>who wants to eat heckin’ little fishes on a pizza
>give me something normal like a buffalo chicken pizza covered in ranch dressing
>muh bones

>>14470492
this is a deep fake

>>14461919
I've worked at a few Papa Johns and I've seen the cook at each one do this at least 5 time a day.

>>14463204
>MC
Ahh, the 52nd state.

bros my vies came in a jar and they're all fused together wat do

>>14471703
Just eat it

>>14462051
Where's the gay sex with hats on?