/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14453067
48 cent sloppa shit

>>14453067
I looked up Ofada, looks really good. What can I replace locust beans with?

I found this unappetizing picture on wikipedia. The dish looks interesting though, but I'm not sure if I can get the same ingredients where I live

>>14453067
That's 47 cents too much

>>14453067
Meat is a rare ingredient in the diet from this region of the world. This is a FANTASY recipe not based in any reality whatsoever.

>>14453092
The recipe I found says:

OFADA SAUCE:

1/4 cup palm oil
1 tbsp. Iru (Locust Beans)
1 kg assorted meat (Shaki, Kpomo, Liver) - already cooked
600 g cooked chicken
1 cup chicken broth
1 tsp. salt
1 seasoning cube
1 tbsp. crayfish
1 medium onion
Green tomatoes
Green bell pepper
Green habanero Pepper

Shaki looks like trip and Kpomo looks like skin so I guess any organ meats will do.

Google says palm oil taste like carrots so I can just fry up some carrot in veg oil and strain it out.

But locus bean???

>more Nigerian wife threads
Lol

>>14453108
Based and ignorant racist pilled. Northern Nigerians are cow herders and almost every meal contains some beef because they eat every bit of a cow including the hide. Southern Nigerian eats lots of seafood from the rivers and sea.

>>14453092
Pretty sure that is diarrhea and a shit covered used condom on a trashbag.

>>14453115
How can africans have seasoning cubes?
Red cross?

Nigerian eat flies and mud pies lmao

>>14453067
I feel like that would be 48 cents anywhere.
>1 scoop of rice cooked
>1 ladle of sauce
>1 slice of plantain or something

Not exactly an expensive meal if you make it for yourself.

>>14453067
I would rather live in a first world country and pay more for food, than to eat cheap shit in a shithole country. Seems like a weird thing to brag about. Reminds of that picture of diarrhea, raw onions, and a hamburger bun for 19 cents in India.

>>14453125
Fuck niggers

>>14453125
>it's racist to say meat is not part of a country's cuisine
Why are you people incapable of having a mature conversation?

>>14453260
Because it's clear he got his idea from "africa is a starving shithole" shills with no idea that West Africa is on on with India in development. Meat is a stable in the diet there.

>>14453295
*on par

>>14453134
with rice

>>14453067
Looks like a rice ball sitting on diarrhea with some little turds floating on top.

>>14453214
>I would rather live in a first world country
So why don't you?

A panderia near me sells pic related amount of pan dulce for like $2 max

>>14453125
Thank you my white ally for fighting back against these foul racists. I promise to make your death quick when the time comes to wipe the white menace off the face off the earth.

>>14453067
how much did your wife cost, anon?

>>14453125
so, which cultured african country bathes in cow piss and sucks the shit out of their assholes as a culinary delight?

>>14453439
What if I say I'm Jewish and therefore not white?

>>14453482
Shut up ki...

>>14453067
video related

>>14454405
Nigeria and The Philippines are practically on opposite sides of the planet.

>>14454426
post ur gf's black beef sandwich

>>14453214
I don't think OP is bragging (it's not even his country) it's just a funny thing how prices work
of course the food isn't actually cheaper compared to the average national wage

wait, are you that one nigerian wife guy who's been posting 10 threads a day
what an odd trolling strategy

>>14453067
Does your wife's son enjoy it?

>>14453067
I can't tell if that is before or after digestion...

>OP couldn't get a normal first world girl to marry him, so he had to dig deep into the third world to find someone desperate enough for a green card marriage who would have him.

Post some food from where your wives are from, here is a classic from mine's

>>14453472
piss is a blood by product just like milk and contains certain beneficial compounds

>>14453402
>no cochinito
uh, the concha then

Looks good OP. I'd eat those dishes at a restaurant or someone's home.

here's a $2.5 meal

>>14454618
Roastie hands typed this

>>14454589
I wonder if it's the same anon who complains about his asian wife making stir fry...

>>14454646
Yet the rest of the stovetop is comparably sparkling...

>>14453295
Have they managed to invent the flush toilet yet?

>>14453472
ethiopia

>>14454840
>roastie hands typed this

>>14453204
>I feel like that would be 48 cents anywhere.
kek

>>14457076
roastie hands typed this

>>14453192
i suggest reading this. entertaining.

https://aarondenham.com/2018/02/23/white-maggi/

>>14454827
This is plated sadness anon. I'm sorry.

>>14453295
>shills
Stop using words you clearly don't understand.

>>14453067

Non murican here. US is probably the cheapest country when it comes to food compared to their GDP per capita.
Also their sizes are enormous. Medium size portion in US is like big or extreme size where I live.
There is no sense in comparing your wive's 3rd world country to US.

>>14457890
Jesus christ. how can africans be so fucking retarded??

>>14453067
In your wife's country the daily wage is $6 what's your point.

>>14458079
It makes sense though... stock cubes, glutamates, and msg makes thing delicious, they eat more, get fat, get diabetes, diabetes makes you go blind and impotent amongst other things which would appear mysterious to someone with no education, high sodium, get high blood pressure too.

MSG by itself if not bad. They just skipped out a few steps in the reasoning and replaced it with muh jujus,

>>14457102
Anon it's like 100 gram of rice and some basic stuff, can you really not get it for less than a dollar, or half a dollar?
I know US (Cali, NY etc) and some other rich countries have high prices but is it really that expensive?

>>14453067
Tell that cunt to go back to her shithole cuntry. America is for Americans!

>>14458498
Baste