/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14448830
>>14448833
Why not just wash your hands? You should be doing that after you eat anyways.

>>14448838
This cuts down on the mess ten fold

>>14448845
But then you have to wash the tongs.

>>14448856
dish washable

>>14448845
How so? You already have to wash your hands, you're just dirtying an extra utensil

I use chop sticks and am a complete enough cheap bastard to wash them and reuse them.

>>14448874
Because you dont look like a slob when out to eat

I just excuse myself to the restroom and wash my hands like a fucking adult, because I'm not a little bitch who's afraid of some saucy-waucy getting on baby's fingers.

I prefer to lick my fingers seductively while maintaining eye contact afterwards

>>14448889
How does getting a little bbq sauce on your fingertips make you a slob?

do amercians really

>>14448891
"saucy-waucy" when was the last time you hit up the gay bar and glory hole in an airport?

>>14448889
How sloppy do you get when you eat? Do you not know how to use a napkin? Are you a small child?

>>14448830
No because I'm not a pussy

>>14450146
I prefer a lobster bib myself

>>14450142
If I walked into a wing place and saw some prissy bitch using these things, then saw some guy sucking two pilots dicks in the bathroom, I would still say the first guy was the bigger faggot.

>>14448891

how do you open the door without getting saucy waucy on the knob?

I'm not that weird about using my fingers, what I hate is the fact that it's fucking messy as hell even if you're wiping your hands and keeping napkins around. I hate eating ribs for this very reason, everyone sauces them up to the point where it's getting all over my face, hands, lap even. Fuck that.
Trongs sound like the most based invention ever.

>>14450027
If I recall these got trendy after Korean BBQ places with oh-so-Instagramable decor started giving them to diners

>>14448830
fork
or if skilled, chopsticks

>>14448830
No, I keep paper nearby like a straight person

>>14448886
Just spend 10 USD on some reusable ones

>>14450179
Restaurants don't have knobs on the bathroom doors. Usually they have doors that you can just push open with your foot or shoulder

>>14448830
pros use gloves

I only use fork and knife, because I'm not an uncivilized animal.

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee you can't eat popcorn wit fork

That's why I use a spoon.

>>14450482
get over yourself

>>14450300
Why would I want to spend $10 on chopsticks when they're included for Chinese take out?

>>14448830
No. The best way I eat wings is to get the Rubber reusable wings and coat them in the sauce of your choice. Then you can just suck the sauce off (aka the best part) and wash the rubber wings when you’re done. No muss no fuss.

Make sure to get chainmail gloves to protect yourself from the evil virus.

I especially avoid using utensils in restaurants because how unhygienic it is. Most places keep them in disgusting areas and never properly clean or sterilize them. My hands, though, I trust those.

>>14450969
I finger my asshole before using a touch screen

>>14450988
Eww, too much information!

>>14448891
Imagine getting upset about this shit

>>14448830
Looks like a decent idea, but I'd never use one. I'd be like wearing a helmet when going for a walk. It'll actually protect you from tumbles or falling tree branches, but every one around is going to assume you are a retard.

>>14450992
esp on the coke freestyle machine enjoy!

>>14448830
Well all know you don't either, and this is just a bait thread.

>>14450243
Actual koreans just use the shittiest disposable plastic gloves.

>>14448874
good for eating at the computer or while watching tv, so you can use the remote or browse on your phone.
completely useless though if you're gonna use them while sitting down at a table.

I know people who use gloves

no but I tend to wipe my hands on a napkin after each wing/rib
I also prefer to 'drink' nachos instead of getting dust on my fingers

>>14448830
staple remover?

>>14448833
I unironically eat ribs with two forks to rip it off the bone like pulled pork. If it's cooked right the meat will come right off in one large chunk or two. It's very satisfying and not messy.
Eating wings with anything but your hands is fucking heresy though.

>>14452939
>I also prefer to 'drink' nachos instead of getting dust on my fingers
What fucking nacho recipe do you use where dust is a main ingredient?

>>14452974
>drink
>nachos

I love america

if i'm eating at home i wear some disposable food-safe gloves. i don't eat wings anywhere but home because they're messy. tongs are gay though.

i find washing the hot sauce out of the crease of your fingers to be nearly impossible without an old toothbrush

>>14450992
fuck off faggot

>>14453159
This is the gayest post I've read in recent memory.

>>14453302
you're gay

>>14448830
This is the most retarded infomercial shit I've seen in a minute

>>14451163
Imagine being such a pussy ass bottom that you need plastic finger covers to eat your food.

>>14453311
nigga just use a bit of dish soap under running water

>>14448838
before, anon, before
after too, obviously, if you got messy

>>14450969
>not bringing along sanitizing wipes for the utensils

>>14448830
I eat wings with my fingers and lick them clean. I then go and wash my face since my beard/moustache is all fucked up from the sauce. Never leave any meat on the bones.

How am I supposed to pull the bones out of the flats with the tongs? It's just not going to work out, senpai.

>>14448830
>>14448833
I love my Trongs it's so small and fits nicely in my purse.

>>14451952
>not saying “hey Siri, turn on Voice Control”

>>14448830
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hang yourself faggot

>>14453820

You use your mouth.

Imagine being the fag that uses these yeesh

lmao I can't believe this is a thing

>>14448830
No, but I want to, now that I know such things exist.

>>14448838
What if I have to scartch or use my phone while I'm not done eating?

>>14448830
they already invented this it's called gloves

>>14448830
if you do this you have no balls

>>14450988
ok pajeet

>>14456141
What are you talking about. Those are finger claws. They help you rip and tear the wings.

>>14456165
if you can't suck off the meat on those wings you're either a woman or a fag

>trongs

>>14448889
Instead you look like a faggot.

>>14456279
yeah, i bet you are pretty good at sucking