/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14439721
What are you gonna start ordering when the spicy tostadas and nachos are discontinued next month?
You fat fuck.

fatass
sage

>>14439721
It's not rumors, it's been confirmed by many sources, you dumb drunk fatass.

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/taco-bell-quesarito-menu-changes

https://www.today.com/food/taco-bell-confirms-it-s-removing-several-popular-menu-items-t187073

https://www.wandtv.com/news/taco-bell-confirms-its-removing-several-popular-menu-items/article_896673c2-c960-11ea-8995-0f09bb7e41ba.html

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/news/nation/taco-bell-removing-items-official-list-2020

Go blog about your shitty life elsewhere.

>>14439721
That's enough food to feed three people.

>>14439721
Here is my dinner, smoked clams, refried beans with cheese and bacon, and rice.

Served out of a classy walmart bowl.

I called it Unemployed mans delight.

>>14439721
I only ordered one Spicy Tostada, by the way. I think they forgot to add the onions and then just made me a whole new one for some reason. I also just got a text telling me to pick up my order, so I don’t think I even got charged.
>>14439742
While a creature of habit, I also prefer to cross that bridge when it comes.
>>14439810
Add some liquor, a halfway decent hot sauce, and proper flatware, and I have no problem with this spread.

lordy, lordy looks who's lardy

>>14439721
Nachos look sad

>>14439721
you're pretty based for ignoring all the rude fucks on here and continuing to do this. It was amazing when you did it every week from january to april this year

>>14439721
No del taco?

>>14439863
>OP's life looks sad
ftfy

>>14439875
Honestly OP seems like a cool dude and I'd hang out with him IRL
But since we're on the internet he's a fat faggot

Made pork tonkatsu.

>>14439831
Nachos are looking a little sad tonight (I'll miss them when they're gone).
>>14439863
You know, more than anything, I appreciate your critique, anon. Whenever I post OC I always look forward to clear, concise, and straightforward feedback, and you have never let me down.
>>14439869
It's still happening, one of these days.
>>14439899
I’m actually a 5 year old girl. All the grown ups I know have mentioned in passing that they think I’m cute. UwU

>>14439721
What are your thoughts about Taco Bell nuking everything anyone likes off their menu?

>>14439721
Did they laugh at you in the drive thru again? Alcoholic faggot

>>14439721
>backgammon
Based thinking man's game

>>14439768
>stop posting original content on this creative/hobby image board!
>*proceeds to post a direct link to a fox news article with r****t as its source*

I made my self a taco seasoned ground beef burrito with some corn chips and cheese in it. It was good. I think I can reproduce what ever joy the bell tries to take from me.

I made my own tostadas with mashed black beans, steak, shredded cheese, onion, tomato and lettuce. Had some leftover tb hot sauce too. Sadly I didn't take a photo. They were pretty good.

>>14439948
>anybody, ever:
>taco bell: here’s what two spicy tostadas looks like
Haha, facebook memes. Seriously though, what the fuck am I supposed to do with two (2) spicy tostadas? I waffle on the whole opening-up-a-grilled-item-/-combining-multiple-dollar-menu-items issue, but I’ve been on a bit of a $2 crunchwrap kick as of late, but I only got one shredded chicken quesadilla melt.
>>14439964
>how do you feel about taco bell getting rid of 90% of your regular order
I don’t know, anon. How did you feel that time when you were having a nightmare and went to your mom’s room to sleep in her bed but found me already there?

>>14440057
You ever get 7 layer burrito? I'm thinking I'll try one before it gets the boot

>>14439721
Could it be?

>>14440057
Just open up the quesadilla melt and put both tostadas in there and attempt to wrap it back up
Don't be a pussy

>>14440057
Is it really you, OP? Are you back? I-I thought you were dead...

>>14439721
That's food enough for 5-6 people. Do Americans really?

>>14440140
>being this new

>>14440094
Two 7 layers was my go-to order circa ~1995, but I rarely order them anymore because I don't like how literally they take the "layer" part of the equation. It's always, "one bite of sour cream", "one bite of lettuce and rice", "one bite of tomatoes with a little bean action", "one bite of guacamole and a shit ton of tortilla", etc. I did a little experiment earlier to see how much it would cost to recreate a 7 just using modifications, and was honestly surprised that it's only 30 cents more. I'll try it once it's off the menu, but I feel like it wont be the same, since I'm pretty sure they use different sized tortillas.
>>14440120
Okay. Should I put both tostadas facing up, or sandwich them with the fillings together? I'm leaning towards the latter.
>>14440137
Love never dies.

>>14440162
Sandwich them, fillings together

>>14440162
What's that owl thing behind the plastic dick holding a toothpick?

>>14440162
Cool. Seems like they are really dicking vegetarians over getting rid of 7 layer, spicy tostada, all potato and nacho items as most people not going to order TB online. Good to know you could build something similar though.

>>14440162
The burger is looking pretty good tonight, especially considering that I’ve been a bit out of the loop with this whole, “eating out in America isn’t a thing anymore” thing. I think someone changed the patty formula behind my back, though, and I don’t like it.
>>14440188
As much as I’d like to say that it hides a couple bottles of bitters, dispenses mayo, is an insulated ice cube carafe, or is a fermentation crock, it’s honestly just an owl thing – but I like it. I usually give it a quickie rub down whenever I buy a new bottle of olive oil.
>>14440208
It’s weird, they were really pushing their "vegetarian options" last year.

>>14440258
God that burger looks vile

>>14440258
>two spicy tostadas
>one shredded chicken quesadilla melt
You can tell from the outset that, whatever else happens, this is going to be lewd.

>>14440691
Since it had been a hot hour, I nuked the melt. 30 seconds at 80% is good to get everything moving. The tostada boxes are insulated, and keep everything at a solid room temperature, so the molten chicken and cheese will bring everything right up to temp.

>>14440700
I went for one fire sauce for each dollar item. One on the melt, two between the tostadas. If it's not enough you can always dip like normal.

>>14440707
Ugh. Nothing like doing Tex-Mex hamburger style. Murrica.

>>14440718
I somehow managed to roll it up half-way competently, because it turns out I'm not retarded. I pulled out the scale and it turns out this $3 big boy is just under a slippery pound. Not too bad.

>>14440732
>money shot
Thank dog for toothpicks. Between the red sauce and fire sauce it's not the most photogenic abomination, but I'd be lying if I said it didn't turn out much better than expected. 7.4/10. Would recommend trying once if you get around to it in the next 3 weeks and have an adequate toothpick collection (implying anyone posting on /ck/ doesn't have an adequate toothpick collection).

Based. I've missed your threads so much, OP.

Obesity is no joke, OP.
Get help

How much do you weigh anon?

>>14441066
I don't know but my farts smell like wet cement and I have BO under my tits

>>14441071
Based and funkypilled

Post flukeman

usually I try to lexically eviscerate this op but that tostada wrap oc is sort of what ck is about, cook alongs and fast food threads, so I'll bump

>>14439721
Kill yourself fatso

>>14439866
Yeah man, OP is immune to hateful comments. That's based af

>>14441119
thank you for sparing this humble thread milord, your benevolence is too fucking generous

>>14440745
Putting the two tostadas facing the same direction might have actually been a better idea, as the top shell would have broken up all those soft fillings.

>>14439721
What's the story behind the sesame street plate?

>>14440745
Why would they circle "loaded griller" when I obviously ordered a beefy fritos burrito (grilled, add onions, add red sauce)? Sometimes it feels as though there's no bottom to the depths of Taco Bell's mysteries.
>>14441119
>usually I try to lexically eviscerate this op
Haha, really? Big if true.
>>14441783
Some things are best left to the imagination.

>>14441942
Clearly the employees at Taco Bell are trying to get inside your mind and mess with you.

>>14441942
You just know something is wrong in the world when you have to resort to Tito’s – America’s Grey Goose. It was on sale, and had a $2 off coupon attached (which I admittedly didn’t even see until the checkout person scanned it), so obviously it’s the best choice compared to the $18-$19 handle shelf when all the Seagram’s has gone away. It still feels like throwing money away buying a handle of vodka in the $20 price range, but when you’re out of options outside of driving to a second store for a single item you just have to take the hit and accept it. Meanwhile, I’ll gladly buy virtually any bottle of Lost Abbey, even though I mostly stick to hard liquor these days.
>>14441953
Why haven’t I had a conspiracy theory spark joy in my life in over two decades?

>>14439721
How to make nacho?
>fml can’t find Taco Bell dog shitting on taco

>>14441033
OP has been low key posting in the other Taco Bell threads. Most people just can't tell if it's really him at this point, or old images with someone pretending to be him.

>>14442019
>those censored reflections in the bottles
What's wrong tubby? Did >>14439834 get to you that much?

>>14442301
You can usually tell its him based off the file name. Although if the impersonator is good, they'll remember to use the right format. In that case, check for the stupid dolls and stuffed animals he likes to place in the background. You can usually tell its him based off that

>>14439768
>fox jews
>source: reddit
I hope everyone and everything you've ever loved dies painfully of AIDS

>>14442396
>dolls and stuffed animals
Excuse me, but the proper nomenclature is, "figurines and therapy pillows".

>>14442019
I talk a lot of shit about Taco Bell tacos, but my only real problem is that none of them should cost more than a dollar, so when they put an LTO taco on the dollar menu I'll almost always buy it. Even so, these Nacho Crunch Double Stacked Tacos are kind of retarded. It's just a regular taco with extra tortilla on the inside and extra tortilla on the outside.
>>14442341
Haha, yeah. I'd totally be flooding 4channel with selfies if it wasn't for that guy.

>>14442643
I’m honestly just a little disappointed with myself for consistently forgetting to order these tacos al fresco. They’re practically made for al fresco. They have nacho cheese between the two layers, so getting rid of the 0.2 oz of shitty dry shredded cheese isn’t any kind of loss. They have a hard shell on the inside so that the soft shell won’t get soggy from the pico. And they have a soft shell on the outside to keep the hard shell from shattering into a million pieces. It’s still a stupid amount of tortilla, but there’s a case to be made from an engineering standpoint.

Why don't you ever get a crunchwrap?

Friday night is taco Tuesday

>>14439721
>tuesday is the new friday
Based as fuck. Never stop posting OP. I enjoy your threads.
Don't let these no fun having faggots ruin our day. Pic related.

>>14442739
>why don't you ever get a crunchwrap
Because it’s a terrible item? I rarely order anything over $4 to begin with, and the crunchwrap is almost half the size of the dollar menu crunchwrap I threw together earlier, and has nothing unique or interesting inside. I don’t dislike what’s included, but even if you disregard the bad value, it’s just a really poor design. The worst thing you can get at Taco Bell is the end of a burrito that’s folded over on itself and is nothing but dry tortilla. The crunchwrap is designed like some stupidly large dim sum; it’s folded over on itself on purpose, so every bite is multiple layers of tortilla - no matter how you approach it. On top of that, it’s a fucking circle, which just seems designed to piss off anyone who actually likes to dip their Taco Bell in fire sauce. In other words, it’s designed for children, and unfortunately I am a full grown adult.

>>14442341
Uhmmm, guys?!?!

>>14442874
>he's a dipper and not a dabber
Shameful

>>14439831
jesus thats cheap
that shit would cost you like £8 in bongland and it tastes like ass

>>14442967
Dabbing is a sub-category of dipping. They're not mutually exclusive, dabbing is just a way of limiting your horizons.

>>14442940
That’s the scotch bottle next to it

>>14442981
Not if you're dabbing straight from the packet onto the product
But I think we can both agree that people who open up burritos to put sauce inside should be put to death

>>14442998
Oh my mistake.

I saw a voluminous lard-like figure and I thought it was Porky McGee himself

>>14439721
>>14440258
Nice burger and whisky OP.

>>14442940
Stupid fuck

>>14442739
because the crunchwrap sucks ass. literally the only meme item they for some reason decided to keep. they couldn't keep the smothered burrito, volcano menu, double decker taco, double stacked tacos or anything else that was good and now they're taking the quesarito.
taco bell can go to hell

>>14443331
The quesarito is good but I cannot stand that fake smokey tasting sauce they put in it

>>14439721
what are your shits like after these kind of evenings?

Also, where the fuck are the Chalupas?

>>14442940
Phoneposting should be banned from 4channel. That would immediately cut out at least 50% of all low quality shitposting.

>>14443435
>that fake smokey tasting sauce
I looked up their chipotle sauce ingredients and it lists, "natural smoke flavor". So yeah, that basically means liquid smoke. Liquid smoke is made from scraping the black refuse off the walls of industrial smokers, mixing it with water, cooking it down into a syrup and filtering it. It's "natural", but it's nasty as fuck and probably the most (literally and figuratively) cancerous food product in existence.

>>14443331
>quesarito
Why get a quesarito when the five layer is both better and cheaper?

everything in OP's pic is so fucking subpar and underwhelming

he's like the human embodiment of a fuckin walmart

>>14443478
Chalupas are the best thing at taco beezy

>>14439721
Want to be my boyfriend op? I'm a girl btw

how many standard drinks a day for OP again?

>>14443861
Somewhere in the ballpark of 24, which really isn't that much considering that it's only one drink per hour.

>>14443257
Thanks. There's definitely something off with the burger patty, though. I'm kind of in charge of the kitchen, but decided to fuck off for the reopening because I'm not interested in being a guinea pig and don't give a shit about throwing around my leverage to be NEET for 6 months. (There's going to be some hard conversations when I go back full time.) I've been shilling Laphroaig 10 for years. I don't think I introduced it to anyone or anything; I mean, it's pretty much the poster child for Islay, but I will admit that I haven't seen anyone else talking about how well it pairs with Taco Bell's dollar menu. I got heavy recommendations to try the Quarter Cask a couple years ago and I'm honestly still on the fence. I think the QC is more nuanced, but since I'm usually already intoxicated by the time I get home, I think I just like how the 10 is more straight forward.
>>14443835
Haha, unfortunately I was born straight as an arrow.

>>14443907
Oh right. Thanks.

>he still doesn't know how to cook a burger

>>14442019
How do you afford all this stuff? What do you do for a living?

i idolize your lifestyle desu

>>14444754
He's a cook. Probably at a dennys or ihop

>>14442643
>but my only real problem is that none of them should cost more than a dollar
amen. there are less ingredients on it and probably way cheaper to make then most items on the dollar menu.
I think the only reason they make them more is because so many taco plebs just order tacos. same reason they are "simplifying" their menu to appeal to simpletons that only eat tacos.

>>14442396
I mean it's easiest to just go grab images that he posted from the archive, but you'll probably get banned if you do that.

>>14444544
Looks like a perfect medium rare to me.

>>14444933
I don't think they have arugula at dennys

>>14445698
A steak should be eaten medium rare. Not a burger

>>14445746
Medium rare is by far the most popular burger temp.

>>14439866
Surprised he hasn't had a heart attack since then desu. Fuck you and fuck this fat fuck. Sage in all boxes.

>>14445782
>sage in all boxes
>he doesn't put sage in any of the boxes

>>14445784
>[sage]

>>14445770
In which shithole country?

>>14445835
America, where burgers are from.

>>14445857
Medium rare burgers are only safe when mad with freshly ground beef. That being said, I had a medium rare burger from packaged beef and was fine today.

>>14445904
When's the last time you heard of someone getting sick from eating a medium rare burger? The idea that a little bit of pink in ground beef is going to put you in the hospital is such an outdated boomer myth.

>>14439721
great feast OP
where did you score the hello kitty soy sauce?
>>14439768
cringe, don't post here again

>>14444444

>>14446011
>where did you score the hello kitty soy sauce?
You could buy them everywhere like a year ago.

>>14445904
>>14445920
Eating a medium rare burger is about as dangerous as eating an egg with a runny yolk. Every restaurant in existence wouldn't put them on the menu if they routinely made people sick.