/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14433976
Pizza rolls are crispier, and are unique as a sauce and cheese delivery vehicle. Bagel bites are also tasty as miniature pizzas but ultimately inferior to their larger counterparts due to lack of texture and quality of ingredients. With pizza rolls you can savor the processed nature of the dish much more readily for what it is.

>>14433988
Truth.

>>14433976
Bagel bites remind me of the insidious spread of International Jewry into every aspect of life, and are thus an inherently uncomfy food.

>>14433976
Pizza rolls seemed to have lowered in quality so they are pretty terrible now. Bagel bites have been the same relatively low quality for as long as I can remember. So bites win.

>>14434002
I honestly couldn't tell if pizza rolls got worse or did my tastes just change as I grew up
Because I fucking LOVED pizza rolls growing up and now they're pretty much a last resort food

>>14433988
https://youtu.be/Uipt68Tghl8?t=560

>>14433976
Bagel Bites always come kinda fucked up. The cheese isn’t centered, never enough sauce, and the meat-like cubes need to be carefully arranged on top since they always fall off.

>>14434001
is this the based department?

>>14434001
Never thought about it like that.

>>14433976
I can't even eat pizza rolls anymore. They don't even use real cheese. Bagel Bites does but they skimp on sauce and cheese. They always look crudely put together.

>>14434001
Isn't that pork based pepperoni on them?

>>14433976
As a kid, I preferred pizza roles. But as an adult, as a mature man with a mature palate, I think I would prefer bagel bites now.

for me, its Red Baron deep dish

>>14433988
>lack of texture and quality of ingredients
And pizza rolls are quality? A pizza roll is just a hot ball of vaguely pizza flavored goo. The Bagel Bite on the other had is a tiny pizza in terms of taste, texture and presentation.

>>14434056
Exactly. The pizza roll is so far removed from pizza that it exists as its own concept. The bagel bite stands as a poor facsimile of the real thing however, and isn't nearly as texturally sound or flavorful as a slice or even a miniature personal sized pizza.

This thread made me fire up some pizza rolls in the ol' air fryer

>>14434109
Why is there such a short time period between "too cold" and "all the insides are now spewing out" with pizza rolls?

>>14433988
Bagel Bites actually use real cheese unlike pizza rolls and the bread is of much higher quality than whatever shit encases a pizza roll. Bagel Bites clearly have better ingredients. And lack of texture? Are you thick? Maybe you want a cruncy bagel bite then just put it in the oven if you can't appreciate the soft pillowy texture of the golden gods' microwaved bagel bite. Moron.

>>14434001
Get over yourself, fag.

>>14434557
lmao grow some thicker skin, kike. You should have some extra lying around from having your dick mutilated.

>>14434598
Says the guy who cries whenever he sees a Bagel Bite or kosher salt

>>14434557
Quiet you evil jew.

>>14434649
Ooga booga booga

pizza rolls are disgusting dried up lumps of shit, bagel bites are good in a pinch and at least have a nice crunch to them.

>>14434502
read that guys post again
>ultimately inferior to their larger counterparts due to lack of texture and quality of ingredients
not inferior in texture and quality to pizza rolls. you missed the point.

>>14433976
>The question as old as time
No. Pizza rolls were invented in 1951, bagel bites 1985

>>14433976
Without a doubt bagel bites pizza rolls are way to greasy and fried one of the most intense euphoric states i've ever been was inside a box of bagel bites

>>14433976

god what I wouldn't give to be 8 years old burning the shit out of my mouth eating a bagel bite

PIZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14433976
pizza rolls have horrible fake cheese.
sauce on the bagels are sickly sweet.
kroger pizza bagels are far superior

>>14433976
Hmmm, shitty soggy dough or nice chewy dough with an actual crust, I wonder which is better.

>>14433976
Is a calzone just a giant pizza roll?

Also, in the same tier is stromboli. Delicious, amazing garbage that I would go out of my way to stuff my fat fucking face with

>>14439803
No, it has actual pizza dough and they usually have ricotta as well as mozzarella

>>14438572
Whoah whoah whoah, you're telling me that pizza rolls are not only tastier, but they also have more vitamins, minerals, and caloric value, AND they're vegan? How can jewgle bites even compete?

>>14433976
>>14434163
>>14438572
>>14434012
The pizza rolls look so gross in all these photos. I haven't had either in years but considering this I'd say it's safe to say that bagel bites are better and probably the only reason I ever thought I liked the pizza rolls better is because of nostalgia

Its a quantity vs quality issue.
You don't get a sack of bagel bites, you get like a tray of 9 or 12.
A sack of rolls gets you like 50.

Bagel Bites use to be great but they've changed their recipe from 25 years ago and taste like shit today. Pizza Rolls managed to stay pretty decent and are now better.

>>14433976
Bagel Bites always had this odd, sweet/tangy flavor to them which put me off.
I'm not sure if it's because I heated them wrong or if it was intended, but I'd definitely choose pizza rolls any day.

>>14434163
Did you let them sit until room temperature before you heated them?

>>14440009
Only two things in this world deserve fist pumps, Arsenio Hall and Bagel Bites.

Bagel Bites are so good sounding sometimes I sing their name in a high pitched voice like a singer in an 80’s hair band. It gets me amped up to wait 20 minutes for them to cook because I don’t have a microwave.

Speaking of microwaves, can I buy a box of Bagel Bites that doesn’t come with that weird metallic microwave tray? Is there an “oven-edition” or “the old-fashioned way” line of product? Also, I’d like a “wilderness-edition” for when I’m roughing it in nature and only have a campfire to cook on and a “bbq-edition” for when I crave that grilled look. When I was a young kid, I would have loved a “magnifying glass-edition” that I could sit and cook all day outside in the afternoon sun. Toppings of choice: “pincher bug with extra cheese.”

As I remembered at 10pm last night that I still had those 9 shrink-wrapped frost-covered Supreme Bagel Bites in the freezer, I actually spoke out loud and congratulated myself that I had been so smart as to purchase two boxes instead of just one under the reasoning that “Oh yeah, you’ll get to it eventually.” In this case, eventually meant two nights later.

>>14440009
>>14441440
Bagel Bites are so bad for you that on the box itself the phrases Delicious Bagel Bites and Real Cheese have registered trademark symbols next to them. It’s the equivalent of putting quote marks around the words. Made with “real cheese.” I’m “not impressed.”

Cooking a box of Bagel Bites once set off my carbon monoxide detector in my apartment. I researched it and carbon monoxide detectors usually go off when using a wood burning stove indoors. This is both good and bad. It’s good because in an emergency, a box of Bagel Bites is equivalent to a Dura-log. They can burn slowly for hours giving off a modest amount of heat. It’s bad because I don’t usually warm up half a Dura-log and put the rest in freezer to cook and eat later.

Bagel Bites are so deceptively tiny that you can fit all 9 of them on one of the small plates in the cupboard. So handy when you are watching Extra! or Live with Regis and Kelly. No big heavy dinner plate to fumble with. And because it fits on the smaller plate, it is technically a snack not dinner. That thought helps relieve some of the guilt of knowing that you are slowly poisoning yourself with bad afternoon TV and cancer-causing Frankenfoods.

All in all, I am mostly ashamed I ever purchase them but I love the wild ride they take me on.

>>14441445
>>14441440
The Captive Lionsays:
February 14, 2007 at 9:38 am
Yes, thank you Krusty. Sometimes I need to be reminded that mutation is not to be feared, but embraced. It’s the “Second Law of 70’s Sci-Fi” after all.

Law’s of 70’s Sci-Fi:

1. Charlton Heston is God.
2. Mutation is not to be feared, but embraced.
3. Special effects should not be believable.

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