/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14424452
A bullet.

work through the pain anon

Don't drink.
Simple as.

>>14424452
There's literally only one that actually works, an intravenous saline infusion. Lab bros do this all the time.

>>14424470
but i like getting drunk on the weekends

>>14424475
Then don't complain about the consequences.

>>14424479
im not complaining im asking for suggestions to cure the hangover, literally have no regrets

>>14424452
Benis

>>14424452
cubano under a palm tree and a cute girl to help you

>>14424475
And I like raping women. But they don't like being raped so my prison term was fair enough. Now when I want to rape someone I take the time to consider whether it's worth returning to prison for. Sometimes life isn't fair and you have to go without things you like.

>>14424452
A shower, a good breakfast(corned beef hash with eggs or oatmeal), and some electrolytes(coconut juice) or just drinking water usually does the trick for me.

>>14424452
drink this soup.

>>14424452
Hair of whatever it is, a bloody mary will settle it.

>>14424512
How the fuck is someone with a hangover going to get that? Get real.

>>14424452
reason: dehydration
cure: Drink water, take in salts

reason: impurities in alcohol
cure: drink more clear spirits, drink less shitty cheap booze

reason: alcohol withdrawal
cure: hair of the dog that bit you

>>14424522
Isn't the most cheap clear booze the most clear? Like cheap vodka?

>>14424522
You make a lot of assertions there, but what is your suggestion? I suspect that you'll bug off.

>>14424522
will bottom shelf vodka give worse headaches compared to top shelf vodka?

>>14424534
You're right clarity does not mean pure, just at the same price point a clear drink will have less than a brown one. Really it's the least cause of a bad hangover although it can effect some people badly

>>14424552
No, It's all the same, just a hoity toit type with a hangover is just the same as everyone else.

>>14424554
Aye

>>14424452
Kira and her popsicle might do it.

>>14424452
Water with a tablespoon of olive oil. Trust me

>>14424552
Price doesn't always mean quality especially with vodka.
The thing about alcohol as well is that they have no obligation to tell you what they put in it and they can put in whatever the fuck they like unless it has a protected recipe, vodka doesn't, Scotch whiskey does, beer doesn't, etc.

>>14424581
"protected recipe" Who precisly protects that, under what law, is that the same as that bullshit fags thinking people need to wear masks?

>>14424516
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07NTHWJT1/

>>14424452
Powerade and salty (nonfatty) crackers with dried salami. Lots of liquid, salt and fat-free, fiber rich food.

>>14424588
No thanks, I'm not clickbaiting on anything from amazon on this Sunday morn.

>>14424589
Gatoraid tastes better than powerade a cheap knockoff and you know it.

Stop drinking. Replace your bad habit with something a little less bad.

>>14424589
The best crackers with New England clam chowday is oystah crackahs.

>>14424591
You're going to be hungover again anyway, right?
You can buy it and save it.

>>14424452
Coconut water and an ibuprofen when you wake up. Then eat something, like an egg and cheese sandwitch or something. The idea is to rehydrate, and get something carby and salty in your stomach to settle it and replace what you pissed out the night before
The ibuprofen is just for the headache.

>>14424452
Once you can down some oyster crackers and a bit of gatoraide you'll be just fine.
Croutons work too, those pepperige farm motherfuckers are great.

salad is best for hangovers. fatty styff is not gud

>>14424613
This is wrong

>>14424452
sleep. sleep in the arms of the dragon.

>>14424452
McDonalds cheeseburgers will cure any hangover

>>14424622
and a beer or two

>>14424475
>>14424452
retard. chug a pedialyte or 2 gatorades before you go to bed. if that's too difficult, or you risk pissing yourself, then you deserve your pain.
key word: BEFORE.
if you wait until the morning after, you're already fucked.

>>14424622
I didn't want to say it but this is honestly the simple answer. The greasy fatty salty weight of a double quarter pounder with cheese will almost undoubtedly knock out any hangover. Can verify.

>>14424452
As long as you're not sharting you're good.

>>14424470
>>14424479
>>14424506
>>14424595
>>14424631
>soberfags lecturing me instead of helping

>>14424452
Buy activated charcoal pills from a pharmacy or supermarket. Take 1 or 2 pills before you go to bed. In the morning drink a sports drink like gatorade/powerade as the electrolytes will help you rehydrate quickly. DO NOT drink coffee or anything else with caffeine, it will dehydrate you further and aggrevate your symptoms.

>>14424637
That's bullshit russian crap and you know it. Those russians except real ones are full of shit, just like madison avenue and hollywood morons.

Have a light beer like a corona or something then go for a long run/walk. Come home and take a shower and make some coffee and have some food.

>>14424636
there is no helping you. it's too late, unless you get an IV
sorry you're a seething retard with no foresight and an apparent inability to Google this on your own. i'm actually glad you're suffering right now. it means you might learn the lesson and actually take proper precautions next time and don't shit up the board with a useless thread.

>>14424637
I prefer my activated broco

>>14424645
hahaha GTFO back to /lgbt

>>14424452
Hair of the dog or if you're mexican the common claim is menudo.

>>14424554

This is why I buy Suntory classic at the conbini instead of the nigger-tier Nikka Black

>>14424655
Bloody mary works as well

>>14424658
Yes, very true anon. I'm not hungover, but now I want a spicy bloody mary.

>>14424452
Triple fried egg chilli chutney sandwich

>>14424452
Wait 12 hours,
never drink again.

Alternative: kill yourself.

>>14424643
What the fuck are you talking about you retard, I live in australia and buy these from a supermarket. The charcoal absorbs the unprocessed alcohol in your stomach. Its by far the best hangover management method I've ever come across.

>>14424668
Hahaha! Yeah that's what everyone sais, "I'll never drink again." Yeah right.

>>14424622
This. Verified.

>>14424671
You live in Australia but are you an Australian?

>>14424452
Water.
Also drink more water when you are drinking to avoid hangovers.
And eat. Eating does the body good.

>>14424671
The alc is probably all processed by the time you wake up i imagine. Like that one anon said earlier, its all in your blood at this point, no food or drink will help tremendously.

>>14424681
My BBC reams out white australian women

>>14424684
Yeah, have a good meal before drinking, what anon wrote there is really right.

>>14424452
A bloody mary with hot sauce and a pickle

>>14424693
Never, they hate your pathetic foreign asses almost as much as us Americans do.

If weed is degenerate I'd rather be degenerate than in constant pain and killing myself through the bottle.

Also, dude, weed is great for hangovers.
Ideally, don't drink yourself to death retard.

What's always worked for me is to have water with me when I'm drinking to begin with. Every drink or two make sure you're having a glass of water. Then you'll truly be

>>14424695
I just like a nice bloody mary, but I like to keep it simple. A shot of vodka in there, a can of v8, maybe a shot of worchesterchire and a drop or two of tabasco. That's it.
A lot of hard core types like to have celery sticks and other stuff coming out of it, but I just want to deal with it as the hair of the dog as we all know.

>>14424700
Lol wut, americans are the most devoted disciples at the church of BBC

Hair of the dog that bit ya

Take yah B12.

>>14424715
And that keeps up foreingers newspapers and websites, keep it up, what do I care?

>>14424722
You keep replying so it seems like you care. What happened bro? Did your oneitis get BLACKED

>>14424731
I care, that's why nobody in my family or my extended family deals with N*S. Unlike yourself, are you jealous or something?

>>14424731
See I'm white so I don't speak N, and don't know what "oneitis get BLACKED" do have some problem with white people that prevents you from using English?

>>14424731
Do I need a translation ring from N to English for that shit?

>>14424731
Have a lasagna and chill out.

>>14424736
Hard to be jealous of a dying race desu

>>14424751
Shit happens

>>14424753
You inbred mutts are so easy to trigger and manipulate itd be funny if it wasnt so sad. Take my advice idiot, try the charcoal.

>>14424763
>seething

Chicken broth, ham and cheese toast, beer, coffee, a good detoxing toilet session and a shower.

t. bottle of schnaps, 2l of wine and some beer on top yesterday

Water and sleep. Citrus fruit.

>>14424452
Just keep drinking, extra light beer preferably. Keep your fluids, vitamins, and minerals up, and slowly titrate off, hopefully in your sleep. Just don't turn it into a bender. Alternative to more alcohol is benzodiazepines. And, as always of course, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

>>14424587
I would think the ATF like the FDA or some other regulation/tax agency. Legally you cannot label something bourbon if the mash bill isn't correct, for example.

Make yerself one of these bad boys

>>14424452
have a wank, then eggs and bacon

>>14425035
I can't wank with a headache, that only makes it worse

>>14424452
More booze, in moderations of course.
or else, some aspirins, lots of water, some salty food and sleep the day away.

>>14424470
wrong
drinking water helps

>>14424552
no, quite the opposite
the higher vodkas will gain more momentum as they're further up than those at the bottom

>>14424552
Yes if its tesco vodka especially.
But anything midshelf and up there is not much of a noticable difference

>>14425123
That's why I buy cheap gin, baby. They start with the most filtered and then just add juniper/florals. I can't recommend Burnett's straight from the freezer enough. It's like $12 a handle.

>>14424452
A good greasy spicy curry (if u are not in india or the uk then the curry probably sucks)
Probably chili or something if ur a mutt

>>14425056
Kek

>>14424452
Glass of cold water and some type of very juicy fruit, does the trick everytime and hits way quicker than anything else will.

>>14424452
Tylenol, Ibuprofen, and LOTS of water.

>>14425922
>taking painkillers after a night of drinking
enjoy your peptic ulcers and liver damage, retard.

>>14426333
no u